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#1: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 09:57:38 by BGN

I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
of steaming fannies.

I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
Stormwind and surrounding areas.

She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.

What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
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#2: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:01:03 by Vass

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&gt;
&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt; grace to remind me to find my own -


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#3: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:05:19 by AndrewR

BGN wrote:
&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt; lives in Hastings

&lt;SNIP&gt;

&gt; What should I do

Could you send me some of that LSD you're on?

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#4: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:06:45 by Preston Kemp

BGN wrote:

&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;
&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.

JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your hands.

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#5: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:16:15 by CaneUKRM

BGN wrote:

&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.

Google 'Bloodninja' and take some tips from his unique style.

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#6: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:18:48 by Ace

On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;BGN wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt;&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt;&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt;&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt;&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt;&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;
&gt;JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your hands.

She's some sort of geek he met through an online gaming group, who
takes the character of a female 'Night elf Mage'[1]. Do you really
think 'cute' is likely?


[1] Whatever the fuck one of those is.
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#7: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:19:12 by Ace

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.

Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.

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#8: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:21:27 by BGN

On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt;&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt;&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt;&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt;&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt;&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;
&gt;JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your hands.

&lt;<a href="http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg" target="_blank">http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg</a>&gt;

But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.
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#9: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:21:51 by AndrewR

Ace wrote:
&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt; JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your
&gt;&gt; hands.
&gt;
&gt; She's some sort of geek he met through an online gaming group, who
&gt; takes the character of a female 'Night elf Mage'[1]. Do you really
&gt; think 'cute' is likely?

I'm with Ace on this one - she's either on the bouncy side of 20 stone or
she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.

Possibly both.

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#10: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:22:37 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;
&gt;Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.

But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
just in the hope of 'using' her.
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#11: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:24:55 by AndrewR

BGN wrote:
&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt; JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your
&gt;&gt; hands.
&gt;
&gt; &lt;<a href="http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg" target="_blank">http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg</a>&gt;
&gt;
&gt; But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.

Um, I'd ask if she's got a sister, if I were you.

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#12: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:25:28 by Ace

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:22:37 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;
&gt;But I've never fucked a female before.

So? Just like a man really, with a few softer bits and an optional
extra hole.

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#13: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:32:12 by Ace

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:21:27 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:


&gt;&gt;JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your hands.
&gt;
&gt;&lt;<a href="http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg" target="_blank">http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg</a>&gt;

Nice beard. I'd go for it, if I were you.

&gt;But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.

Darker green?
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#14: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:33:04 by Paul - xxx

Ace came up with the following;:
&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; BGN wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt;&gt;&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt;&gt;&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt;&gt;&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt;&gt;&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt;&gt;&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your hands.
&gt;
&gt; She's some sort of geek he met through an online gaming group, who
&gt; takes the character of a female 'Night elf Mage'[1]. Do you really
&gt; think 'cute' is likely?
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; [1] Whatever the fuck one of those is.

Do you really think he cares?

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#15: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:33:08 by Lozzo

BGN says...
&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
&gt; &gt;wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt; &gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;
&gt; But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
&gt; just in the hope of 'using' her.

She's got an arse, hasn't she? just turn the bitch over and do what you
normally do. She'll be happy enough that you're 'adventurous' and go on
her merry way to annoy someone else.

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#16: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:34:36 by Paul - xxx

BGN came up with the following;:
&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;
&gt; But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
&gt; just in the hope of 'using' her.

... but leading her on _is_ all she's expecting, after all. ;)

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#17: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:34:40 by Lozzo

BGN says...
&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;

&gt; &gt;JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your hands.
&gt;
&gt; &lt;<a href="http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg" target="_blank">http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg</a>&gt;
&gt;
&gt; But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.

I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm. Go for it.

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#18: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:41:02 by Mr Alun Davies

&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;
&gt; But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
&gt; just in the hope of 'using' her.

Send her email address to WC and wait.....

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#19: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:43:27 by Preston Kemp

BGN wrote:

&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't
&gt; wish &gt;&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your
&gt; &gt; hands.
&gt;
&gt; &lt;<a href="http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg" target="_blank">http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg</a>&gt;
&gt;
&gt; But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.

Hell, at least she ain't a bloater. Bring it on.

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#20: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:43:59 by Big Dave

BGN wrote:
&gt; But I've never fucked a female before.

Hang on. Doesn't that mean that, technically, BGN is a virgin?

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#21: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:47:03 by Preston Kemp

Ace wrote:

&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; BGN wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't
&gt; wish &gt;&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your
&gt; &gt; hands.
&gt;
&gt; She's some sort of geek he met through an online gaming group, who
&gt; takes the character of a female 'Night elf Mage'[1]. Do you really
&gt; think 'cute' is likely?

Good point, well made.


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#22: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 10:52:54 by Preston Kemp

Mr Alun Davies wrote:

&gt;
&gt; &quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:il31c2p1shmccvcijpdgbli12is4d1b572&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">il31c2p1shmccvcijpdgbli12is4d1b572&#64;4ax.com...</a> &gt;On Fri, 21 Jul
&gt; 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; don't wish to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; little ways.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her
&gt; &gt; on just in the hope of 'using' her.
&gt;
&gt; Send her email address to WC and wait.....

Fuck off, I asked first.

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Posted on 2006-07-21 11:01:29 by Pip

On 21 Jul 2006 08:52:54 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Mr Alun Davies wrote:

&gt;&gt; Send her email address to WC and wait.....
&gt;
&gt;Fuck off, I asked first.

'S OK - he'll only take a jiffy ...

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Posted on 2006-07-21 11:02:54 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:25:28 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;But I've never fucked a female before.
&gt;
&gt;So? Just like a man really, with a few softer bits and an optional
&gt;extra hole.

But with women there's an option of Kinder Surprise. As there's a
long history of twins, triplets and other higher denominations of
kinder being produced out of a session in my family it's not something
that I really wish to explore.
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Posted on 2006-07-21 11:24:21 by CaneUKRM

Big Dave wrote:

&gt; &gt; But I've never fucked a female before.
&gt;
&gt; Hang on. Doesn't that mean that, technically, BGN is a virgin?

I'm sure he could argue the same of you.

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Posted on 2006-07-21 11:27:45 by Loz H

BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; spewed forth the following...

&gt; But with women there's an option of Kinder Surprise. As there's a
&gt; long history of twins, triplets and other higher denominations of
&gt; kinder being produced out of a session in my family it's not something
&gt; that I really wish to explore.


All of which is academical if you take them up the browneye or just settle
for a blow job. There's so much more to women than just fucking them in the
vag y'know...



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Posted on 2006-07-21 11:28:21 by doetnietcomputeren

Cane wrote:

&gt; &gt; &gt; But I've never fucked a female before.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Hang on. Doesn't that mean that, technically, BGN is a virgin?
&gt;
&gt; I'm sure he could argue the same of you.

But not, presumeably, you?

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Posted on 2006-07-21 11:29:31 by BGN

On 21 Jul 2006 02:28:21 -0700, &quot;DoetNietComputeren&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:Doesnotcompute&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">Doesnotcompute&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Cane wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; But I've never fucked a female before.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Hang on. Doesn't that mean that, technically, BGN is a virgin?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'm sure he could argue the same of you.
&gt;
&gt;But not, presumeably, you?

I'd pop his cherry.
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Posted on 2006-07-21 11:34:30 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:27:45 +0100, &quot;Loz H&quot; &lt;m3lsd@&gt; wrote:

&gt;BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; spewed forth the following...
&gt;
&gt;&gt; But with women there's an option of Kinder Surprise. As there's a
&gt;&gt; long history of twins, triplets and other higher denominations of
&gt;&gt; kinder being produced out of a session in my family it's not something
&gt;&gt; that I really wish to explore.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;All of which is academical if you take them up the browneye or just settle
&gt;for a blow job. There's so much more to women than just fucking them in the
&gt;vag y'know...

Why take them up the starfish or get a BJ from them when one can do
the same with a man and not have all of the emotional baggage from him
afterwards?
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Posted on 2006-07-21 11:37:09 by ben

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:18:48 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;BGN wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt;&gt;&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt;&gt;&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt;&gt;&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt;&gt;&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt;&gt;&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your hands.
&gt;
&gt;She's some sort of geek he met through an online gaming group, who
&gt;takes the character of a female 'Night elf Mage'[1]. Do you really
&gt;think 'cute' is likely?

I'm surprised BGN hasn't twigged that 'she' is probably a man.
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Posted on 2006-07-21 11:45:19 by Loz H

BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; spewed forth the following...


&gt; Why take them up the starfish or get a BJ from them when one can do
&gt; the same with a man and not have all of the emotional baggage from him
&gt; afterwards?


Some men can carry shitloads of emotional baggage too. One of my best
friends, Karl, has had so much grief in that respect from blokes in his
sexual escapades too. Clingy, needful, spineless emotional limpets, just
like some women can be.

I've been with some lasses who are cuddle-bitches, I've also been with some
who are just happy to indulge in a harmless game of hide the sausage. Que
sera, sera...



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#32: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 11:47:05 by Phil Launchbury

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:1153471439.180708.53390&#64;m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com" target="_blank">1153471439.180708.53390&#64;m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com</a>&gt;, Big Dave wrote:
&gt;
&gt; BGN wrote:
&gt;&gt; But I've never fucked a female before.
&gt;
&gt; Hang on. Doesn't that mean that, technically, BGN is a virgin?

I don't think that the sex of the partner forms part of the
definition..

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Posted on 2006-07-21 11:55:00 by CaneUKRM

Loz H wrote:

&gt; I've been with some lasses who are cuddle-bitches, I've also been with some
&gt; who are just happy to indulge in a harmless game of hide the sausage. Que
&gt; sera, sera...
&gt;
&gt; ~ Hairy, Ugly and Fat ~

I shudder to think what _they_ were like.

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Posted on 2006-07-21 11:55:31 by Preston II

On 21 Jul 2006 02:55:00 -0700, Cane said ...
&gt; Loz H wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; I've been with some lasses who are cuddle-bitches, I've also been with some
&gt; &gt; who are just happy to indulge in a harmless game of hide the sausage. Que
&gt; &gt; sera, sera...
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; ~ Hairy, Ugly and Fat ~
&gt;
&gt; I shudder to think what _they_ were like.

Desperate?
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Posted on 2006-07-21 12:14:27 by Loz H

Cane &lt;<a href="mailto:CaneUKRM&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">CaneUKRM&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; spewed forth the following...


&gt;&gt; ~ Hairy, Ugly and Fat ~
&gt;
&gt; I shudder to think what _they_ were like.


Heh. I can't think of a comeback for that.


I must have Inner Beauty/Persuasiveness/Rhopynol.


Delete where applicable.


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Posted on 2006-07-21 12:15:10 by Big Dave

BGN wrote:
&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 02:28:21 -0700, &quot;DoetNietComputeren&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:Doesnotcompute&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">Doesnotcompute&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;Cane wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; But I've never fucked a female before.
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Hang on. Doesn't that mean that, technically, BGN is a virgin?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; I'm sure he could argue the same of you.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;But not, presumeably, you?
&gt;
&gt; I'd pop his cherry.

Shame. You're too late Nick.

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Posted on 2006-07-21 12:31:20 by CaneUKRM

Loz H wrote:

&gt; &gt;&gt; ~ Hairy, Ugly and Fat ~
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; I shudder to think what _they_ were like.
&gt;
&gt; Heh. I can't think of a comeback for that.
&gt;
&gt; I must have Inner Beauty/Persuasiveness/Rhopynol.

Cash?

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#38: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 12:52:02 by TMack

&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:hm11c2t260ost6i3tggf011m0pop0qqlkh&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">hm11c2t260ost6i3tggf011m0pop0qqlkh&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;
&gt; I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
&gt; undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
&gt; ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
&gt; from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
&gt; long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
&gt; Stormwind and surrounding areas.
&gt;
&gt; She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
&gt;
&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.

Just meet her in the game, kill her and take all her possessions. That
should do it.

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Posted on 2006-07-21 12:53:19 by Neal Champion

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
&gt;
&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.

Is it too obvious just to tell her that you're gay?
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Posted on 2006-07-21 12:58:54 by CaneUKRM

Champ wrote:

&gt; &gt;She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt; &gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;
&gt; Is it too obvious just to tell her that you're gay?

Now that's just plain silly.

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#41: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 13:06:05 by muddycat

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:4ibh2lF3274bU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">4ibh2lF3274bU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;,
&quot;AndrewR&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:andrew&#64;rockface.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">andrew&#64;rockface.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.

Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.

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Posted on 2006-07-21 13:09:02 by CaneUKRM

muddy wrote:

&gt; &gt; she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
&gt;
&gt; Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.

Reference to her being a bunny boiler as in Fatal Attraction.

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Posted on 2006-07-21 13:09:35 by Neal Champion

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:06:05 -0700, muddy &lt;<a href="mailto:muddyDOTcat&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">muddyDOTcat&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:4ibh2lF3274bU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">4ibh2lF3274bU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt; &quot;AndrewR&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:andrew&#64;rockface.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">andrew&#64;rockface.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
&gt;
&gt;Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.

derived from &quot;bunny boiler&quot;, a reference to a deranged female, coined
from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.

hth.
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#44: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 13:15:27 by ginge

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:hm11c2t260ost6i3tggf011m0pop0qqlkh&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">hm11c2t260ost6i3tggf011m0pop0qqlkh&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, BGN says...
&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.

Ask her if she'd mind dressing up as a bloke so you could do her up the
arse.

That should sort it out.

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Posted on 2006-07-21 13:20:56 by Blue

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:57:38 GMT, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; allegedly
wrote:

&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt; of steaming fannies.

Christ, even your virtual life is fucked up.

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Posted on 2006-07-21 13:24:43 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:09:35 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:06:05 -0700, muddy &lt;<a href="mailto:muddyDOTcat&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">muddyDOTcat&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:4ibh2lF3274bU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">4ibh2lF3274bU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt;&gt; &quot;AndrewR&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:andrew&#64;rockface.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">andrew&#64;rockface.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.
&gt;
&gt;derived from &quot;bunny boiler&quot;, a reference to a deranged female, coined
&gt;from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.
&gt;
&gt;hth.

Ginged by 33 seconds.
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Posted on 2006-07-21 13:26:17 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:53:19 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;
&gt;Is it too obvious just to tell her that you're gay?

I'm not gay - I'm just big boned.
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Posted on 2006-07-21 14:13:00 by someone.not

BGN wrote:
&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;
&gt; I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
&gt; undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
&gt; ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
&gt; from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
&gt; long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
&gt; Stormwind and surrounding areas.
&gt;
&gt; She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
&gt;
&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.


Just ignore her and don't get involved, you'll either break her or blow her
up somehow.

&lt;cue endless examples, damaged rings, sticky clutch, seized back end etc
etc&gt;


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Posted on 2006-07-21 14:22:22 by unknown

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Posted on 2006-07-21 14:30:59 by CaneUKRM

Brownz @ Work wrote:

&gt; &gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt; &gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;
&gt; Just ignore her and don't get involved, you'll either break her or blow her
&gt; up somehow.

or his mother will reverse over her.

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#51: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 14:32:58 by Ace

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:09:35 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:06:05 -0700, muddy &lt;<a href="mailto:muddyDOTcat&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">muddyDOTcat&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:4ibh2lF3274bU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">4ibh2lF3274bU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt;&gt; &quot;AndrewR&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:andrew&#64;rockface.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">andrew&#64;rockface.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.
&gt;
&gt;derived from &quot;bunny boiler&quot;, a reference to a deranged female, coined
&gt;from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.

Can I just point out that even _I_ knew that?
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#52: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 14:39:38 by nicknoxx

Ace wrote:

&gt;&gt;derived from &quot;bunny boiler&quot;, a reference to a deranged female, coined
&gt;
&gt;&gt;from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.
&gt;
&gt; Can I just point out that even _I_ knew that?

yebbut it was nearly 20 years ago and I thought you claimed to not keep
up with *contemporary* British[1] culture.

[1] or Merkin?

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#53: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 14:41:30 by unknown

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#54: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 14:44:59 by Ace

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 13:39:38 +0100, Nicknoxx
&lt;<a href="mailto:nick_remove_&#64;sauce_andhere_fx.com" target="_blank">nick_remove_&#64;sauce_andhere_fx.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Ace wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;derived from &quot;bunny boiler&quot;, a reference to a deranged female, coined
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Can I just point out that even _I_ knew that?
&gt;
&gt;yebbut it was nearly 20 years ago and I thought you claimed to not keep
&gt;up with *contemporary* British[1] culture.

I've never made any such claim.
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#55: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 14:50:41 by nicknoxx

Ace wrote:

&gt;&gt;yebbut it was nearly 20 years ago and I thought you claimed to not keep
&gt;&gt;up with *contemporary* British[1] culture.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; I've never made any such claim.

&lt;fx:Googles&gt;
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#56: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 15:06:03 by zymurgy

Brownz wrote:
&gt; BGN wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt; &gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;
&gt; Just ignore her and don't get involved, you'll either break her or blow her
&gt; up somehow.
&gt;
&gt; &lt;cue endless examples, damaged rings, sticky clutch, seized back end etc etc&gt;

Mayonnaise in the oil.
Shit in the carbs.

P.

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#57: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 15:06:20 by Nidge

Nick sed:

&gt;&gt;Is it too obvious just to tell her that you're &gt;&gt;gay?

&gt;I'm not gay - I'm just big boned.

The perfect pulling line. Now just remember she might be rich and looking
to bestow her largess on someone and you'll do fine.

If all else fails just remember you have some platonically realtionshipped
female friends, err don'cha?

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#58: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 15:22:01 by steve auvache

BGN wrote
&gt; a female
&gt; wishes to meet me IRL.


&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.

Pass her on to me laddie. Steaming fannies are my stock in trade.



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#59: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 15:22:47 by Cab

BGN wrote:

&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
&gt; &gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't
&gt; &gt; &gt; wish to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little
&gt; &gt; &gt; ways.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;
&gt; But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
&gt; just in the hope of 'using' her.

Find her, fuck her and forget her.

Sorted.

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#60: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 15:34:53 by toad_oftoadhall

BGN wrote:

&gt; I wouldn't want to lead her on just in the hope of 'using' her.

Christ. You _really_ are gay.

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#61: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 15:37:22 by BGN

On 21 Jul 2006 12:22:22 GMT, &quot;dwb&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk" target="_blank">parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt;&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt;&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt;&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt;&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL.
&gt;
&gt;You're sitting inside playing on the computer when it's some of the
&gt;nicest weather in ages?
&gt;
&gt;Didn't you complain earlier in the year that the UK was too cold and
&gt;you wanted to go somewhere warm?

Yes. Somewhere that is warm for more than five days at a time.
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#62: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 15:39:31 by Cab

BGN wrote:

&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;
&gt; I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
&gt; undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
&gt; ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
&gt; from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
&gt; long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
&gt; Stormwind and surrounding areas.
&gt;
&gt; She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
&gt;
&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.

FFS Nick, come clean. She'll probably appreciate it more.

Oh, and you should get out more.

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#63: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 15:40:36 by BGN

On 21 Jul 2006 06:34:53 -0700, <a href="mailto:toad_oftoadhall&#64;yahoo.co.uk" target="_blank">toad_oftoadhall&#64;yahoo.co.uk</a> wrote:

&gt;&gt; I wouldn't want to lead her on just in the hope of 'using' her.
&gt;
&gt;Christ. You _really_ are gay.

Gosh, don't tell my mother. She's be *so* upset!
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#64: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 15:41:18 by BGN

On 21 Jul 2006 13:39:31 GMT, &quot;Cab&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;BGN wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt;&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt;&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt;&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt;&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt;&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
&gt;&gt; undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
&gt;&gt; ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
&gt;&gt; from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
&gt;&gt; long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
&gt;&gt; Stormwind and surrounding areas.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;
&gt;FFS Nick, come clean. She'll probably appreciate it more.
&gt;
&gt;Oh, and you should get out more.

I'm on holiday. What better time is there to stay indoors?
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#65: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 15:55:13 by toad_oftoadhall

BGN wrote:
&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 06:34:53 -0700, <a href="mailto:toad_oftoadhall&#64;yahoo.co.uk" target="_blank">toad_oftoadhall&#64;yahoo.co.uk</a> wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; I wouldn't want to lead her on just in the hope of 'using' her.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Christ. You _really_ are gay.
&gt;
&gt; Gosh, don't tell my mother. She's be *so* upset!

Does she do any online gaming?

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Posted on 2006-07-21 16:35:12 by BGN

On 21 Jul 2006 06:55:13 -0700, <a href="mailto:toad_oftoadhall&#64;yahoo.co.uk" target="_blank">toad_oftoadhall&#64;yahoo.co.uk</a> wrote:

&gt;&gt; &gt;Christ. You _really_ are gay.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Gosh, don't tell my mother. She's be *so* upset!
&gt;
&gt;Does she do any online gaming?

Unlikely.
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#67: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 17:04:13 by Grimly Curmudgeon

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; saying
something like:

&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.

She's probably wrinkled, ugly and fat, so won't take it amiss if you
tell her she's not your type.
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Posted on 2006-07-21 17:22:34 by Lozzo

BGN says...
&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:27:45 +0100, &quot;Loz H&quot; &lt;m3lsd@&gt; wrote:

&gt; &gt;All of which is academical if you take them up the browneye or just settle
&gt; &gt;for a blow job. There's so much more to women than just fucking them in the
&gt; &gt;vag y'know...
&gt;
&gt; Why take them up the starfish or get a BJ from them when one can do
&gt; the same with a man and not have all of the emotional baggage from him
&gt; afterwards?

Women are far more fun to swing round the room by their nipples
afterwards.

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Posted on 2006-07-21 17:25:30 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:22:34 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt; &gt;All of which is academical if you take them up the browneye or just settle
&gt;&gt; &gt;for a blow job. There's so much more to women than just fucking them in the
&gt;&gt; &gt;vag y'know...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Why take them up the starfish or get a BJ from them when one can do
&gt;&gt; the same with a man and not have all of the emotional baggage from him
&gt;&gt; afterwards?
&gt;
&gt;Women are far more fun to swing round the room by their nipples
&gt;afterwards.

In this weather, without air-con?!
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#70: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 17:40:16 by Lozzo

BGN says...
&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:22:34 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;All of which is academical if you take them up the browneye or just settle
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;for a blow job. There's so much more to women than just fucking them in the
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;vag y'know...
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Why take them up the starfish or get a BJ from them when one can do
&gt; &gt;&gt; the same with a man and not have all of the emotional baggage from him
&gt; &gt;&gt; afterwards?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Women are far more fun to swing round the room by their nipples
&gt; &gt;afterwards.
&gt;
&gt; In this weather, without air-con?!

Don't talk to me about not having air-con!

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#71: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 17:48:08 by Beav

&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:hm11c2t260ost6i3tggf011m0pop0qqlkh&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">hm11c2t260ost6i3tggf011m0pop0qqlkh&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;
&gt; I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
&gt; undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
&gt; ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
&gt; from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
&gt; long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
&gt; Stormwind and surrounding areas.
&gt;
&gt; She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
&gt;
&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.

Ask her if she TIUTA. If she does, you're both sorted.


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Posted on 2006-07-21 17:50:47 by Beav

&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt;&gt;&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt;&gt;&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt;&gt;&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt;&gt;&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt;&gt;&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your hands.
&gt;
&gt; &lt;<a href="http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg" target="_blank">http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg</a>&gt;

'Kin hell, it's &quot;The internet is for porn&quot; thing.
&gt;
&gt; But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.

I'd stay the fuck away.


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Posted on 2006-07-21 17:51:49 by Beav

&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;
&gt; But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
&gt; just in the hope of 'using' her.

She'd see it as a challenge to bed you. Take a big toy in case she has any
ideas.


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#74: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 17:52:24 by Beav

&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:25:28 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;But I've never fucked a female before.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;So? Just like a man really, with a few softer bits and an optional
&gt;&gt;extra hole.
&gt;
&gt; But with women there's an option of Kinder Surprise. As there's a
&gt; long history of twins, triplets and other higher denominations of
&gt; kinder being produced out of a session in my family it's not something
&gt; that I really wish to explore.

Use the optional hole then?


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#75: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 17:54:34 by unknown

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#76: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 18:46:58 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:50:47 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;
&gt;&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:dj31c2tegvc4blgc8reigob7r6a8cocgk3&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">dj31c2tegvc4blgc8reigob7r6a8cocgk3&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your hands.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg" target="_blank">http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg</a>&gt;
&gt;
&gt;'Kin hell, it's &quot;The internet is for porn&quot; thing.

Yes, the video for it was made in World of Warcraft.

&gt;&gt; But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.
&gt;
&gt;I'd stay the fuck away.

I can't be arsed to ride to Hastings for a shag.
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#77: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 18:48:20 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:52:24 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;
&gt;&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:st51c2tj7ro1pvnnejdnudkdcqakbj6v7s&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">st51c2tj7ro1pvnnejdnudkdcqakbj6v7s&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:25:28 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;But I've never fucked a female before.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;So? Just like a man really, with a few softer bits and an optional
&gt;&gt;&gt;extra hole.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; But with women there's an option of Kinder Surprise. As there's a
&gt;&gt; long history of twins, triplets and other higher denominations of
&gt;&gt; kinder being produced out of a session in my family it's not something
&gt;&gt; that I really wish to explore.
&gt;
&gt;Use the optional hole then?

One might as well use a Mr. Person for something like that.
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#78: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 18:49:15 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:51:49 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
&gt;&gt; just in the hope of 'using' her.
&gt;
&gt;She'd see it as a challenge to bed you. Take a big toy in case she has any
&gt;ideas.

She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.
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#79: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 18:50:17 by Eiron

dwb wrote:
&gt; BGN wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On 21 Jul 2006 12:22:22 GMT, &quot;dwb&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk" target="_blank">parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;Didn't you complain earlier in the year that the UK was too cold and
&gt;&gt;&gt;you wanted to go somewhere warm?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Yes. Somewhere that is warm for more than five days at a time.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; I think the weather has been pretty good since about mid June - that's
&gt; a bit more than 5 days.

Remember the long cold winter that stopped about mid-June.

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#80: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 18:52:42 by BGN

On 21 Jul 2006 15:54:34 GMT, &quot;dwb&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk" target="_blank">parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;BGN wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 12:22:22 GMT, &quot;dwb&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk" target="_blank">parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been
&gt;&gt; crunching &gt;&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf
&gt;&gt; Hunter + Pet &gt;&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female
&gt;&gt; Night Elf Mage who &gt;&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and
&gt;&gt; keeps sending me &gt;&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; You're sitting inside playing on the computer when it's some of the
&gt;&gt; &gt; nicest weather in ages?
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Didn't you complain earlier in the year that the UK was too cold and
&gt;&gt; &gt; you wanted to go somewhere warm?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Yes. Somewhere that is warm for more than five days at a time.
&gt;
&gt;I think the weather has been pretty good since about mid June - that's
&gt;a bit more than 5 days.

Since about the longest day? The longest day marking it's all going
to get all cold and horrible again?
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Posted on 2006-07-21 19:04:53 by Mr Alun Davies

&quot;Pip&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:gingerblokeNOSPAM&#64;NOSPAMgmail.com" target="_blank">gingerblokeNOSPAM&#64;NOSPAMgmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:iu51c2tcghlsjquou7b3gu1o86ou17c616&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">iu51c2tcghlsjquou7b3gu1o86ou17c616&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 08:52:54 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Mr Alun Davies wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Send her email address to WC and wait.....
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Fuck off, I asked first.
&gt;
&gt; 'S OK - he'll only take a jiffy ...

sofa as we know he's gonna sock it to her

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#82: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 19:11:28 by Hog

AndrewR wrote:
&gt; Ace wrote:
&gt;&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your
&gt;&gt;&gt; hands.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; She's some sort of geek he met through an online gaming group, who
&gt;&gt; takes the character of a female 'Night elf Mage'[1]. Do you really
&gt;&gt; think 'cute' is likely?
&gt;
&gt; I'm with Ace on this one - she's either on the bouncy side of 20
&gt; stone or she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
&gt;
&gt; Possibly both.

You are both wrong. There are some gorgeous female gamers. We used to
run Gaming X-Box Servers, I bumped into the lovely Carrie via that
venture.

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#83: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 19:14:59 by Hog

BGN wrote:
&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't
&gt;&gt;&gt; wish to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;
&gt; But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
&gt; just in the hope of 'using' her.

Are you seeing your mistake here yet? that's a bit like saying I love
drinking Guiness so I'll never taste the Bishop's Finger.
Women are wonderful lovely things (mostly) (well, the good looking
ones)........ ....... .........

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#84: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 19:16:25 by Hog

Lozzo wrote:
&gt; BGN says...
&gt;&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:22:34 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; All of which is academical if you take them up the browneye or
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; just settle for a blow job. There's so much more to women than
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; just fucking them in the vag y'know...
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Why take them up the starfish or get a BJ from them when one can do
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; the same with a man and not have all of the emotional baggage from
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; him afterwards?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Women are far more fun to swing round the room by their nipples
&gt;&gt;&gt; afterwards.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; In this weather, without air-con?!
&gt;
&gt; Don't talk to me about not having air-con!

&lt;snigger&gt;
Really!

I put the MR2 into the garage today to have it re-installed. Was removed
for track toy use.

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#85: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 19:36:58 by Grimly Curmudgeon

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; saying
something like:

&gt;She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.

How's the new-ish bike for reliability so far?
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#86: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 20:33:31 by Neal Champion

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 17:49:15 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:51:49 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
&gt;&gt;&gt; just in the hope of 'using' her.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;She'd see it as a challenge to bed you. Take a big toy in case she has any
&gt;&gt;ideas.
&gt;
&gt;She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.

It'd fucking terrify me.
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#87: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 21:36:08 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:36:58 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
&lt;<a href="mailto:grimly4REMOVE&#64;REMOVEgmail.com" target="_blank">grimly4REMOVE&#64;REMOVEgmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
&gt;drugs began to take hold. I remember BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; saying
&gt;something like:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.
&gt;
&gt;How's the new-ish bike for reliability so far?

Flawless. Very, very good. It's nice having more power (ER-5 was
49-ish out of the box whereas the Bandit is 90 bhp out of the box,
iirc, but this has some nice things on it like an exhaust which now
lacks baffles - oh, the noise is lovely!) to play with.

I've just come back from a scream from Saltwood to Canterbury on
cun'ree lanes (dodging horses - via Stelling Minnis) and then back
from Canterbury to Saltwood on the B2068 flat out. It's a lovely
bike. I've decided that instead of taking it to my normal garage
(Cheriton Motorcycles gave me terrible service and I'm sure they're
partly to blame for the early demise of the ER-5) I'm going to take it
to the Suzuki main dealer, Alford Bros. which is about ten seconds
walk from my new place of work. Sure, it will be more expensive but
at least I'll have a bike that works after 18 months.

My current RS Bandit 600n Work to be Done list is as follows:

1) New registration plate
&lt;<a href="http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/plate.jpg" target="_blank">http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/plate.jpg</a>&gt; - DONE

2) Possible higher bars

3) Different tyres

4) Replace clutch cable

4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
Orange.

All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
to fit it when I'm next in.
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#88: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 21:38:32 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 19:33:31 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;She'd see it as a challenge to bed you. Take a big toy in case she has any
&gt;&gt;&gt;ideas.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.
&gt;
&gt;It'd fucking terrify me.

I'd be gentle.
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#89: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 22:26:34 by Cab

BGN wrote:

&gt; &gt; Oh, and you should get out more.
&gt;
&gt; I'm on holiday. What better time is there to stay indoors?

Well, considering your job, you could well be right. :-)

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Posted on 2006-07-21 22:30:13 by Grimly Curmudgeon

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; saying
something like:

&gt;All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
&gt;already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
&gt;to fit it when I'm next in.

What's up with the old cable, is it sticky? If so, don't bung ordinary
oil down it, it makes the liner swell up and it gets worse - try some
silicone oil or spray if it gets annoying.
If it's starting to get frayed at the end(s) you should replace it now
or at the very least carry the spare and necessary tools with you.
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#91: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 22:33:18 by platypus

Lozzo wrote:
&gt; BGN says...
&gt;&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your
&gt;&gt;&gt; hands.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg" target="_blank">http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.
&gt;
&gt; I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm.

That narrows it down a bit.

&gt; Go for it.

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#92: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 22:59:25 by sd

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:16:25 +0100, &quot;Hog&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:hogSPAM&#64;freenetCHIPS.co.uk" target="_blank">hogSPAM&#64;freenetCHIPS.co.uk</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Lozzo wrote:

&gt;&gt; Don't talk to me about not having air-con!
&gt;
&gt;&lt;snigger&gt;
&gt;Really!
&gt;
&gt;I put the MR2 into the garage today to have it re-installed. Was removed
&gt;for track toy use.

Ah. Perhaps our office is for track days only.
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Posted on 2006-07-21 22:59:59 by sd

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 17:48:20 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:52:24 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Use the optional hole then?
&gt;
&gt;One might as well use a Mr. Person for something like that.

Rope! Get yer coat.
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#94: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-21 23:03:00 by ChrisDC

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:34:40 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:


&gt;I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm.

Why?


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#95: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 00:22:56 by muddycat

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:4ed1c29n0rmou5l0ckekvjrkeep3vd18tt&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">4ed1c29n0rmou5l0ckekvjrkeep3vd18tt&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;,
Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:06:05 -0700, muddy &lt;<a href="mailto:muddyDOTcat&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">muddyDOTcat&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:4ibh2lF3274bU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">4ibh2lF3274bU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt; &quot;AndrewR&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:andrew&#64;rockface.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">andrew&#64;rockface.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.
&gt;
&gt; derived from &quot;bunny boiler&quot;, a reference to a deranged female, coined
&gt; from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.
&gt;
&gt; hth.

Yes, TVM.

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Posted on 2006-07-22 00:23:47 by muddycat

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:dbi1c21sv4fteahv2br1qccdhbggm300lb&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">dbi1c21sv4fteahv2br1qccdhbggm300lb&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;,
Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:09:35 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:06:05 -0700, muddy &lt;<a href="mailto:muddyDOTcat&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">muddyDOTcat&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
&gt; &gt;wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:4ibh2lF3274bU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">4ibh2lF3274bU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt;&gt; &quot;AndrewR&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:andrew&#64;rockface.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">andrew&#64;rockface.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;derived from &quot;bunny boiler&quot;, a reference to a deranged female, coined
&gt; &gt;from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.
&gt;
&gt; Can I just point out that even _I_ knew that?

I never saw the film.
so, :P

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#97: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 00:50:13 by Blue

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&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:34:40 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm.
&gt;
&gt; Why?

&quot;Because it was there.&quot;


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#98: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 00:52:00 by Blue

&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&lt;snip&gt;
&gt;
&gt; 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
&gt; Orange.

I have a Baglux &quot;Alpha&quot; tank bay that I was about to bung on Fleabay if
you're interested.


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#99: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 08:33:15 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 23:52:00 +0100, &quot;Dan White&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:me&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;&gt; 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
&gt;&gt; Orange.
&gt;
&gt;I have a Baglux &quot;Alpha&quot; tank bay that I was about to bung on Fleabay if
&gt;you're interested.

I'm looking for a tank cover, luvvie.

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#100: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 08:34:19 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 21:30:13 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
&lt;<a href="mailto:grimly4REMOVE&#64;REMOVEgmail.com" target="_blank">grimly4REMOVE&#64;REMOVEgmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
&gt;&gt;already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
&gt;&gt;to fit it when I'm next in.
&gt;
&gt;What's up with the old cable, is it sticky? If so, don't bung ordinary
&gt;oil down it, it makes the liner swell up and it gets worse - try some
&gt;silicone oil or spray if it gets annoying.

It's currently got a 50cc Scooter's clutch cable in it.

&gt;If it's starting to get frayed at the end(s) you should replace it now
&gt;or at the very least carry the spare and necessary tools with you.

I don't know if it's getting frayed or not - I wouldn't even know
where to look.
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#101: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 08:40:36 by BGN

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:03:00 +0100, ChrisDC &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;127.0.0.1" target="_blank">news&#64;127.0.0.1</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:34:40 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm.
&gt;
&gt;Why?

Why climb mountains?
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#102: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 09:00:25 by Andy Bonwick

On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:40:36 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:03:00 +0100, ChrisDC &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;127.0.0.1" target="_blank">news&#64;127.0.0.1</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:34:40 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Why?
&gt;
&gt;Why climb mountains?

Because you know someone that can only do the same thing if he uses a
helicopter?

To be entirely honest I'm surprised he didn't use bottled oxygen as
well but it obviously wasn't on offer.

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#103: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 09:33:02 by Blue

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&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 23:52:00 +0100, &quot;Dan White&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:me&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
&gt;&gt;&gt; Orange.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I have a Baglux &quot;Alpha&quot; tank bay that I was about to bung on Fleabay if
&gt;&gt;you're interested.
&gt;
&gt; I'm looking for a tank cover, luvvie.

Yeah, I got that, but a lot of people that get a Baglux tank cover also end
up getting one of the bags too, as it's quite nice kit.


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#104: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 09:58:59 by BGN

On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:33:02 +0100, &quot;Dan White&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:me&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Orange.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;I have a Baglux &quot;Alpha&quot; tank bay that I was about to bung on Fleabay if
&gt;&gt;&gt;you're interested.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'm looking for a tank cover, luvvie.
&gt;
&gt;Yeah, I got that, but a lot of people that get a Baglux tank cover also end
&gt;up getting one of the bags too, as it's quite nice kit.

It all depends what price you're asking and what colour you've got.
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#105: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 10:21:00 by Neal Champion

On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:00:25 +0100, Andy Bonwick
&lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;bonwick.me.uk" target="_blank">nospam&#64;bonwick.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:40:36 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:03:00 +0100, ChrisDC &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;127.0.0.1" target="_blank">news&#64;127.0.0.1</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:34:40 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Why?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Why climb mountains?
&gt;
&gt;Because you know someone that can only do the same thing if he uses a
&gt;helicopter?
&gt;
&gt;To be entirely honest I'm surprised he didn't use bottled oxygen as
&gt;well but it obviously wasn't on offer.

&lt;fx: holds nose&gt;
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#106: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 16:27:08 by Beav

&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:50:47 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;news:<a href="mailto:dj31c2tegvc4blgc8reigob7r6a8cocgk3&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">dj31c2tegvc4blgc8reigob7r6a8cocgk3&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email &amp; I'll take her off your hands.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg" target="_blank">http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;'Kin hell, it's &quot;The internet is for porn&quot; thing.
&gt;
&gt; Yes, the video for it was made in World of Warcraft.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I'd stay the fuck away.
&gt;
&gt; I can't be arsed to ride to Hastings for a shag.

You must be very young Nick. When I was your age, cunt'd draw me further
than dynamite'd blow me.

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Posted on 2006-07-22 16:28:31 by Beav

&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:52:24 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt;&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:25:28 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:seesig&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">seesig&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;wish
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;But I've never fucked a female before.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;So? Just like a man really, with a few softer bits and an optional
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;extra hole.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; But with women there's an option of Kinder Surprise. As there's a
&gt;&gt;&gt; long history of twins, triplets and other higher denominations of
&gt;&gt;&gt; kinder being produced out of a session in my family it's not something
&gt;&gt;&gt; that I really wish to explore.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Use the optional hole then?
&gt;
&gt; One might as well use a Mr. Person for something like that.

I have the idea that a ladybum may be a little closer to a real shag though.
About half an inch in fact.


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Posted on 2006-07-22 16:30:45 by Beav

&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:51:49 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
&gt;&gt;&gt; just in the hope of 'using' her.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;She'd see it as a challenge to bed you. Take a big toy in case she has any
&gt;&gt;ideas.
&gt;
&gt; She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.

She obviously has no idea of your track record of keeping them upright.


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Posted on 2006-07-22 16:34:15 by Beav

&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:36:58 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:grimly4REMOVE&#64;REMOVEgmail.com" target="_blank">grimly4REMOVE&#64;REMOVEgmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
&gt;&gt;drugs began to take hold. I remember BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; saying
&gt;&gt;something like:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;How's the new-ish bike for reliability so far?
&gt;
&gt; Flawless. Very, very good. It's nice having more power (ER-5 was
&gt; 49-ish out of the box whereas the Bandit is 90 bhp out of the box,
&gt; iirc, but this has some nice things on it like an exhaust which now
&gt; lacks baffles - oh, the noise is lovely!) to play with.
&gt;
&gt; I've just come back from a scream from Saltwood to Canterbury on
&gt; cun'ree lanes (dodging horses - via Stelling Minnis) and then back
&gt; from Canterbury to Saltwood on the B2068 flat out. It's a lovely
&gt; bike. I've decided that instead of taking it to my normal garage
&gt; (Cheriton Motorcycles gave me terrible service and I'm sure they're
&gt; partly to blame for the early demise of the ER-5) I'm going to take it
&gt; to the Suzuki main dealer, Alford Bros. which is about ten seconds
&gt; walk from my new place of work. Sure, it will be more expensive but
&gt; at least I'll have a bike that works after 18 months.
&gt;
&gt; My current RS Bandit 600n Work to be Done list is as follows:
&gt;
&gt; 1) New registration plate
&gt; &lt;<a href="http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/plate.jpg" target="_blank">http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/plate.jpg</a>&gt; - DONE

That'll attract the ANPR camera's.

&gt;
&gt; 2) Possible higher bars

Ape hangers?
&gt;
&gt; 3) Different tyres

What're on there now?
&gt;
&gt; 4) Replace clutch cable
&gt;
&gt; 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
&gt; Orange.

I just painted a Bandit in orange. It looks like it's been fucking Tango'd.

&gt;
&gt; All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
&gt; already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
&gt; to fit it when I'm next in.

It's a five minute job. In fact, it's a roadside five minute job.



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Posted on 2006-07-22 16:36:39 by Beav

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&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;
&gt; Is it too obvious just to tell her that you're gay?

Nick could send this groups name to her and just sit back.


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#111: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 16:39:24 by Beav

&quot;Cab&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; BGN wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt;&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt;&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt;&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt;&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt;&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
&gt;&gt; undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
&gt;&gt; ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
&gt;&gt; from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
&gt;&gt; long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
&gt;&gt; Stormwind and surrounding areas.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;
&gt; FFS Nick, come clean.

I'd imagine that's not too easy where arseholes are concerned.

She'll probably appreciate it more.

Definitely.
&gt;
&gt; Oh, and you should get out more.

Too hot this week.


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#112: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 16:40:34 by Beav

&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On 21 Jul 2006 13:39:31 GMT, &quot;Cab&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;BGN wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
&gt;&gt;&gt; my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
&gt;&gt;&gt; Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
&gt;&gt;&gt; lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
&gt;&gt;&gt; messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
&gt;&gt;&gt; of steaming fannies.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
&gt;&gt;&gt; undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
&gt;&gt;&gt; ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
&gt;&gt;&gt; from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
&gt;&gt;&gt; long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
&gt;&gt;&gt; Stormwind and surrounding areas.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
&gt;&gt;&gt; to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;FFS Nick, come clean. She'll probably appreciate it more.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Oh, and you should get out more.
&gt;
&gt; I'm on holiday. What better time is there to stay indoors?

What's happening on the job front then Nick? Are you still on your way out,
or have you already moved out and into new employment?


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#113: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 18:10:25 by BGN

On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 14:40:34 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;Oh, and you should get out more.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'm on holiday. What better time is there to stay indoors?
&gt;
&gt;What's happening on the job front then Nick? Are you still on your way out,
&gt;or have you already moved out and into new employment?

There have been a series of unfortunate delays meaning the new system
will not be able to go live on 7th August. Our employment was
guaranteed until 1st February. While I've updated my profile on
various job sites and have been reading the articles as they come
through nothing has tickled me yet.
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#114: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 18:35:24 by BGN

On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 14:34:15 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt; My current RS Bandit 600n Work to be Done list is as follows:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 1) New registration plate
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/plate.jpg" target="_blank">http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/plate.jpg</a>&gt; - DONE
&gt;
&gt;That'll attract the ANPR camera's.

It's similar to the one I had on the ER-5, but the GB/EU wotsits are
expanded to cover the full height of the plate. Oh, and it's got a
honeycomb background.

&gt;&gt; 2) Possible higher bars
&gt;
&gt;Ape hangers?

No. Just some higher bars. The bars on this Bandit aren't OEM ones
and are quite low.

&gt;&gt; 3) Different tyres
&gt;
&gt;What're on there now?

BT45's but changing them isn't a priority. They'll be change to
Avon's when they hit the marker.

&gt;&gt; 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
&gt;&gt; Orange.
&gt;
&gt;I just painted a Bandit in orange. It looks like it's been fucking Tango'd.

It's not a really orange orange. I just thought it was red and had
faded but it really is orange.

&gt;&gt; All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
&gt;&gt; already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
&gt;&gt; to fit it when I'm next in.
&gt;
&gt;It's a five minute job. In fact, it's a roadside five minute job.

But how many BGN minutes would that be?
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#115: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-22 22:22:38 by martin coogan

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&gt; &lt;snip&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
&gt;&gt; Orange.
&gt;
&gt; I have a Baglux &quot;Alpha&quot; tank bay that I was about to bung on Fleabay if
&gt; you're interested.

What colour and how much are you asking?

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#116: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-23 00:03:33 by Beav

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&gt; On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 14:34:15 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; My current RS Bandit 600n Work to be Done list is as follows:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; 1) New registration plate
&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/plate.jpg" target="_blank">http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/plate.jpg</a>&gt; - DONE
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;That'll attract the ANPR camera's.
&gt;
&gt; It's similar to the one I had on the ER-5, but the GB/EU wotsits are
&gt; expanded to cover the full height of the plate. Oh, and it's got a
&gt; honeycomb background.

All very pretty and far too easy to read.

&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; 2) Possible higher bars
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Ape hangers?
&gt;
&gt; No. Just some higher bars. The bars on this Bandit aren't OEM ones
&gt; and are quite low.

Another Renthal equipped Bandit then?

&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; 3) Different tyres
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;What're on there now?
&gt;
&gt; BT45's but changing them isn't a priority. They'll be change to
&gt; Avon's when they hit the marker.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
&gt;&gt;&gt; Orange.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I just painted a Bandit in orange. It looks like it's been fucking
&gt;&gt;Tango'd.
&gt;
&gt; It's not a really orange orange. I just thought it was red and had
&gt; faded but it really is orange.

As it happens, I like orange on a bike.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
&gt;&gt;&gt; already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
&gt;&gt;&gt; to fit it when I'm next in.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;It's a five minute job. In fact, it's a roadside five minute job.
&gt;
&gt; But how many BGN minutes would that be?

Good point. About 6 months if I'm conservative:)



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#117: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-23 00:06:10 by Beav

&quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 14:40:34 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Oh, and you should get out more.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm on holiday. What better time is there to stay indoors?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;What's happening on the job front then Nick? Are you still on your way
&gt;&gt;out,
&gt;&gt;or have you already moved out and into new employment?
&gt;
&gt; There have been a series of unfortunate delays meaning the new system
&gt; will not be able to go live on 7th August.

Can yu not &quot;ensure&quot; these delays keep on happening, at least until you've
got something permanent elsewhere?

Our employment was
&gt; guaranteed until 1st February. While I've updated my profile on
&gt; various job sites and have been reading the articles as they come
&gt; through nothing has tickled me yet.

I don't think &quot;Providing enjoyment&quot; is a major issuea for employers though.


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#118: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-23 07:49:55 by BGN

On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 22:03:33 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;Ape hangers?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; No. Just some higher bars. The bars on this Bandit aren't OEM ones
&gt;&gt; and are quite low.
&gt;
&gt;Another Renthal equipped Bandit then?

Looks that way! They don't appear to do the bars in Orange though.
Hmm.

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Orange.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;I just painted a Bandit in orange. It looks like it's been fucking
&gt;&gt;&gt;Tango'd.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; It's not a really orange orange. I just thought it was red and had
&gt;&gt; faded but it really is orange.
&gt;
&gt;As it happens, I like orange on a bike.

If you're coming to EoSM next month then you can have a look at it.
It's a different shade of Orange. It's not as orange as the Tiger, it
leans very much to the red side of orange.
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#119: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-23 07:51:45 by BGN

On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 22:06:10 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Oh, and you should get out more.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm on holiday. What better time is there to stay indoors?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;What's happening on the job front then Nick? Are you still on your way
&gt;&gt;&gt;out,
&gt;&gt;&gt;or have you already moved out and into new employment?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; There have been a series of unfortunate delays meaning the new system
&gt;&gt; will not be able to go live on 7th August.
&gt;
&gt;Can yu not &quot;ensure&quot; these delays keep on happening, at least until you've
&gt;got something permanent elsewhere?

No - I don't need to. They're providing more than enough delays
themselves. These delays are mostly caused by setting the deadline to
have entire fully working booking system ready by far, far too early.

&gt;Our employment was
&gt;&gt; guaranteed until 1st February. While I've updated my profile on
&gt;&gt; various job sites and have been reading the articles as they come
&gt;&gt; through nothing has tickled me yet.
&gt;
&gt;I don't think &quot;Providing enjoyment&quot; is a major issuea for employers though.

I suppose I could always go and work for Immigration. They offered me
a job a few years ago but I turned it down.
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#120: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-23 09:07:49 by Preston Kemp

BGN wrote:

&gt; On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 22:03:33 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; Ape hangers?
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; No. Just some higher bars. The bars on this Bandit aren't OEM
&gt; ones &gt;&gt; and are quite low.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Another Renthal equipped Bandit then?
&gt;
&gt; Looks that way! They don't appear to do the bars in Orange though.
&gt; Hmm.

They do the Fat Bar in orange, but you'd need to molish some new clamps
(28.6mm). If you don't fancy that, just get the standard silver variety
&amp; visit your local anodiser.

&gt; If you're coming to EoSM next month then you can have a look at it.
&gt; It's a different shade of Orange. It's not as orange as the Tiger, it
&gt; leans very much to the red side of orange.

You're talking about your knob now aren't you.

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#121: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-23 09:19:23 by BGN

On 23 Jul 2006 07:07:49 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;&gt; &gt; Another Renthal equipped Bandit then?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Looks that way! They don't appear to do the bars in Orange though.
&gt;&gt; Hmm.
&gt;
&gt;They do the Fat Bar in orange, but you'd need to molish some new clamps
&gt;(28.6mm). If you don't fancy that, just get the standard silver variety
&gt;&amp; visit your local anodiser.

I don't like their Fat Bar much. Their Street Bar is more my thing:

&lt;<a href="http://www.fet-japan.co.jp/renthal/img/pdt_hb_street-bar.jpg" target="_blank"> http://www.fet-japan.co.jp/renthal/img/pdt_hb_street-bar.jpg</a>&gt;

&gt;&gt; If you're coming to EoSM next month then you can have a look at it.
&gt;&gt; It's a different shade of Orange. It's not as orange as the Tiger, it
&gt;&gt; leans very much to the red side of orange.
&gt;
&gt;You're talking about your knob now aren't you.

No. Dirty boy.
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#122: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-23 09:31:47 by Preston Kemp

BGN wrote:

&gt; On 23 Jul 2006 07:07:49 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Another Renthal equipped Bandit then?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Looks that way! They don't appear to do the bars in Orange though.
&gt; &gt;&gt; Hmm.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; They do the Fat Bar in orange, but you'd need to molish some new
&gt; &gt; clamps (28.6mm). If you don't fancy that, just get the standard
&gt; &gt; silver variety &amp; visit your local anodiser.
&gt;
&gt; I don't like their Fat Bar much. Their Street Bar is more my thing:
&gt;
&gt; &lt;<a href="http://www.fet-japan.co.jp/renthal/img/pdt_hb_street-bar.jpg" target="_blank"> http://www.fet-japan.co.jp/renthal/img/pdt_hb_street-bar.jpg</a>&gt;

Christ, that must be the slowest server on the planet. Try
<a href="http://www.racespec.co.uk/rs_shop_final/enter.html" target="_blank">http://www.racespec.co.uk/rs_shop_final/enter.html</a> for quick-loading
bar pr0n (click 'Controls' on the left).

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#123: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-23 14:53:31 by wessie

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&gt;
&gt; I suppose I could always go and work for Immigration. They offered me
&gt; a job a few years ago but I turned it down.

They might be recruiting and you'll get a nice uniform now
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/5207112.stm" target="_blank">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/5207112.stm</a>

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#124: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-23 20:47:54 by Beav

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&gt; On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 22:03:33 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Ape hangers?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; No. Just some higher bars. The bars on this Bandit aren't OEM ones
&gt;&gt;&gt; and are quite low.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Another Renthal equipped Bandit then?
&gt;
&gt; Looks that way! They don't appear to do the bars in Orange though.
&gt; Hmm.

Orange bars? Sounds like its previous owner was into anodising.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Orange.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;I just painted a Bandit in orange. It looks like it's been fucking
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Tango'd.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; It's not a really orange orange. I just thought it was red and had
&gt;&gt;&gt; faded but it really is orange.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;As it happens, I like orange on a bike.
&gt;
&gt; If you're coming to EoSM next month then you can have a look at it.
&gt; It's a different shade of Orange. It's not as orange as the Tiger, it
&gt; leans very much to the red side of orange.

What date is EoSM?



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#125: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-23 21:28:16 by BGN

On Sun, 23 Jul 2006 18:47:54 GMT, &quot;Beav&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxorld.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Ape hangers?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; No. Just some higher bars. The bars on this Bandit aren't OEM ones
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; and are quite low.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Another Renthal equipped Bandit then?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Looks that way! They don't appear to do the bars in Orange though.
&gt;&gt; Hmm.
&gt;
&gt;Orange bars? Sounds like its previous owner was into anodising.

The current bars are pink. I just fancy some dark reddy/orange bars
to go with the rest of the bike.

&gt;&gt; If you're coming to EoSM next month then you can have a look at it.
&gt;&gt; It's a different shade of Orange. It's not as orange as the Tiger, it
&gt;&gt; leans very much to the red side of orange.
&gt;
&gt;What date is EoSM?

27 days time. 19th August. Although it hasn't been officially
announced yet. I think Loz is quite busy.
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#126: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-23 21:43:32 by BGN

On 23 Jul 2006 07:31:47 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;BGN wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On 23 Jul 2006 07:07:49 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Another Renthal equipped Bandit then?
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Looks that way! They don't appear to do the bars in Orange though.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Hmm.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; They do the Fat Bar in orange, but you'd need to molish some new
&gt;&gt; &gt; clamps (28.6mm). If you don't fancy that, just get the standard
&gt;&gt; &gt; silver variety &amp; visit your local anodiser.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I don't like their Fat Bar much. Their Street Bar is more my thing:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="http://www.fet-japan.co.jp/renthal/img/pdt_hb_street-bar.jpg" target="_blank"> http://www.fet-japan.co.jp/renthal/img/pdt_hb_street-bar.jpg</a>&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Christ, that must be the slowest server on the planet. Try
&gt;<a href="http://www.racespec.co.uk/rs_shop_final/enter.html" target="_blank">http://www.racespec.co.uk/rs_shop_final/enter.html</a> for quick-loading
&gt;bar pr0n (click 'Controls' on the left).

I think I'm looking for something like the Raceline Bars but they're
not quite it.
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#127: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-24 01:22:03 by Lozzo

BGN says...
&gt; On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 21:30:13 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:grimly4REMOVE&#64;REMOVEgmail.com" target="_blank">grimly4REMOVE&#64;REMOVEgmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
&gt; &gt;&gt;already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
&gt; &gt;&gt;to fit it when I'm next in.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;What's up with the old cable, is it sticky? If so, don't bung ordinary
&gt; &gt;oil down it, it makes the liner swell up and it gets worse - try some
&gt; &gt;silicone oil or spray if it gets annoying.
&gt;
&gt; It's currently got a 50cc Scooter's clutch cable in it.
&gt;
&gt; &gt;If it's starting to get frayed at the end(s) you should replace it now
&gt; &gt;or at the very least carry the spare and necessary tools with you.
&gt;
&gt; I don't know if it's getting frayed or not - I wouldn't even know
&gt; where to look.

When my Bindit clutch started to play up I originally thought it was
cable adjustment, turned out to need a new worm drive because the old
one was worn to fuck and all the ball bearings had made an exit. It
wasn't cheap at 25 quid, but worth every penny.

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#128: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-24 01:22:03 by Lozzo

Beav says...
&gt;
&gt; &quot;BGN&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net" target="_blank">nickmooney&#64;spamcop.net</a>&gt; wrote
&gt; &gt; 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
&gt; &gt; Orange.
&gt;
&gt; I just painted a Bandit in orange. It looks like it's been fucking Tango'd.

What does a full paint job cost, including frame and early model Bindit
S fairing? All plain gloss black is what I'm after.

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#129: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-24 01:22:03 by Grimly Curmudgeon

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk</a>&gt; saying
something like:

&gt;What does a full paint job cost, including frame and early model Bindit
&gt;S fairing? All plain gloss black is what I'm after.

Give Gaz a call...

07979 252956

Cosmech, Leighton B.
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#130: Re: Paging FOAK: Women

Posted on 2006-07-24 01:22:03 by Lozzo

Grimly Curmudgeon says...
&gt; We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
&gt; drugs began to take hold. I remember Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;lozzo.org.uk</a>&gt; saying
&gt; something like:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;What does a full paint job cost, including frame and early model Bindit
&gt; &gt;S fairing? All plain gloss black is what I'm after.
&gt;
&gt; Give Gaz a call...
&gt;
&gt; 07979 252956
&gt;
&gt; Cosmech, Leighton B.

Will do, ta.

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