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#1: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 01:06:18 by Lozzo

.....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.

Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Jo Wiley[1] for me.

[1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
material.

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#2: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 01:08:32 by Muck

Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;

As Champ has come out about Bjork, I will too.

&lt;steps up&gt;

My name is Muck, and I like Bjork.

&lt;steps back down&gt;
&lt;runs away&gt;

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#3: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 01:11:07 by Steve

Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt; material.

I think I'm with Champ on this one.

(stranger things have happened)
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#4: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 01:14:32 by mike bothe

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.

Anne Robinson.
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#5: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 01:14:37 by JackH

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.

&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Penny Smith, off GMTV... and if her and Kate Garroway ever fancied a
threesome, they only need ask.

In the words of Avid Merrion: 'She has a massive tats'.

&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.

Christ... she's a hound, and not even that good at her job.

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#6: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 01:21:45 by hairy.biker

Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt; material.

Susan Sarandon.

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#7: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 01:21:52 by Biffa Bacon

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt; material.

Sophie Raworth, off t' bbc news.....

&lt;drool&gt;
<a href="http://www.pteppic.freeola.com/sophieraworth/" target="_blank">http://www.pteppic.freeola.com/sophieraworth/</a>
&lt;/drool&gt;

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#8: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 01:28:47 by Preston Kemp

Lozzo wrote:

&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive
&gt; in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though
&gt; you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Jodie Foster.

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#9: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 01:32:41 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3n1oukF195hm1U1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3n1oukF195hm1U1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, JackH made up the following
gibberish:
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Penny Smith, off GMTV... and if her and Kate Garroway ever fancied a
&gt; threesome, they only need ask.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Who?

&lt;googles&gt;

<a href="http://garrawench.tripod.com/kate80.jpg" target="_blank">http://garrawench.tripod.com/kate80.jpg</a>

Holy Mother of Pearl!

&gt; In the words of Avid Merrion: 'She has a massive tats'.

Quite.

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#10: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 01:35:22 by Biffa Bacon

&quot;Wik&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75c273a3506410989731&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75c273a3506410989731&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3n1oukF195hm1U1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3n1oukF195hm1U1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, JackH made up the following
&gt; gibberish:
&gt;&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; &gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; &gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt; Penny Smith, off GMTV... and if her and Kate Garroway ever fancied a
&gt;&gt; threesome, they only need ask.
&gt; ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
&gt; Who?
&gt; &lt;googles&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://garrawench.tripod.com/kate80.jpg" target="_blank">http://garrawench.tripod.com/kate80.jpg</a>
&gt; Holy Mother of Pearl!
&gt;&gt; In the words of Avid Merrion: 'She has a massive tats'.
&gt; Quite.

&lt;fx drops beer&gt;

Thunk .... Oh my !

&lt;fx&gt;

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#11: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 01:37:14 by wessie

Lozzo emerged from their own little world to say

&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;

Richard Hammond

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#12: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 01:43:48 by Steve

wessie &lt;<a href="mailto:putmynamehere&#64;tesco.net" target="_blank">putmynamehere&#64;tesco.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; Lozzo emerged from their own little world to say
&gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt;
&gt; Richard Hammond

*splutter*
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#13: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 01:59:07 by antonye

Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Sadie Frost.

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#14: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 02:09:57 by Lozzo

antonye says...
&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Sadie Frost.

Oh yes, she seems right durty.

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#15: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 02:10:42 by Judge

Lozzo wrote:

&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;

Carol Vorderman
Suzi Quatro
Paris Hilton
Kirsty Young
Beyonce Knowles
Elizabeth Hurley
Chasey Lain
Angelina Jolie
Uma Thurman
Anna Kournikova
Jennifer Ellison
Emma Bunton
Fi Glover
Ivanka Trump
Kylie Minogue
Kim Cattrall
Anna Friel
Penelope Cruz
Dannii Minogue
Sharon Stone
Katie Holmes
Keira Knightley
Jewel (Kilcher)

I know. I'm fussy.

Oh - I might have missed some.

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#16: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 02:14:00 by Klaatu

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 00:06:18 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt;Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt;[1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;material.

The Queen.

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#17: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 02:15:19 by Judge

mike bothe wrote:

&gt; Anne Robinson.

Oh my god no.

Nurse! This man needs help.
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#18: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 02:30:59 by Blue

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:10:42 +0100, Judge
&lt;<a href="mailto:judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk" target="_blank">judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Carol Vorderman
&gt;Suzi Quatro
&gt;Paris Hilton

&lt;snips long list of Judge jerk-off material&gt;

Yebbut most of those are tidy, and the point was &quot;not all that
attractive&quot;.

But if it's a fit burds list, it has to have Claire King [in jods,
obviously] at the top.

With Erin Gray and Felicity Kendal thrown in for nostalgic effect.
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#19: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 02:57:10 by Bonnie Bitch

Joanne Whalley (ex) Kilmer
Sheridan Smith (Janet in &quot;Two Pints Of Lager&quot;
Kate Bush


*sigh*

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#20: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 03:41:12 by Loz H

Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; spewed forth the following...

&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong.


Hattie Jacques. When she was alive, obviously. I imagine she would be
quite unresponsive in the sack nowadays, not to mention pungent...


As for &quot;Alive at the moment&quot; women, Isobel Lang the weather presenter.
Mmmm. My high pressure area would certainly ridge whilst inspecting her
Baroclinic Leaf....


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#21: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 07:33:44 by Dan L

Lozzo wrote:
&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&lt;snip&gt;

Kathleen Turner.

I'll get me coat

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#22: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 08:20:51 by darsy

Lozzo wrote:
&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.

Sarah Beeny

No idea why.

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#23: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 08:23:33 by chateauSPAMKILL.murray

Krusty &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive
&gt; &gt; in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though
&gt; &gt; you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Jodie Foster.

&lt;AOL&gt;

Only for her brain, mind.


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#24: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 08:48:06 by simonk

Lozzo wrote:

&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Nigella Lawson

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#25: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:02:36 by Preston II

<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a> simonk says...
&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Nigella Lawson

Oh yes, I'd give her a go.
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#26: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:08:18 by Cab

Muck wrote:

&gt; Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive
&gt; &gt; in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though
&gt; &gt; you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt;
&gt; As Champ has come out about Bjork, I will too.
&gt;
&gt; &lt;steps up&gt;
&gt;
&gt; My name is Muck, and I like Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; &lt;steps back down&gt;
&gt; &lt;runs away&gt;

&lt;steps up&gt;

My name is Cab, and I've always liked Björk. Nothing to do with Champ
liking her.

&lt;steps back down&gt;

&lt;bimbles off dazed&gt;

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#27: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:08:35 by Cab

mike bothe wrote:

&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt; Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive
&gt; &gt; in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though
&gt; &gt; you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; Anne Robinson.

You're insane.

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#28: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:09:28 by danny_deever2000

Lozzo wrote:
&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.


Bear's mum?

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#29: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:09:39 by Cab

wessie wrote:

&gt; Lozzo emerged from their own little world to say
&gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt;
&gt; Richard Hammond

&lt;VVVBG&gt;

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#30: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:09:54 by Ace

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:48:06 +0100, simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Lozzo wrote:

&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt;Nigella Lawson

I can't for the life of me imagine why you feel that you shouldn't
fancy her.

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#31: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:13:57 by Cab

Dave wrote:

&gt; Sheridan Smith (Janet in &quot;Two Pints Of Lager&quot;

She's quite fit, IMO.

I like the other two as well, but the one that plays Louise, looks like
a moody tart in real life. (I can't remember their names, and can't
check them out, as my network is playing up)

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#32: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:15:49 by Banana Wielder

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:48:06 +0100, simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt;Nigella Lawson

Haaar!

flobadaflobadaflobada ...

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#33: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:16:15 by Foto man

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Helena Bonham-Carter

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#34: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:17:54 by simonk

Ace wrote:

&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:48:06 +0100, simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Nigella Lawson
&gt;
&gt; I can't for the life of me imagine why you feel that you shouldn't
&gt; fancy her.

Well, if we're allowing Jo Whiley ...

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#35: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:29:31 by Blue

&quot;Cab&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Dave wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Sheridan Smith (Janet in &quot;Two Pints Of Lager&quot;
&gt;
&gt; She's quite fit, IMO.
&gt;
&gt; I like the other two as well, but the one that plays Louise, looks like
&gt; a moody tart in real life. (I can't remember their names, and can't
&gt; check them out, as my network is playing up)

Funny that. I saw an interview with them once, and she was a real miserable
cow compared to the rest of them.

Definitely Sheridan Smith as first choice :-)


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#36: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:51:52 by Neal Champion

On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 16:14:32 -0700, mike bothe
&lt;<a href="mailto:mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt; Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt;Anne Robinson.

Ye gods. Get help, man.
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#37: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:53:31 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:10:42 +0100, Judge
&lt;<a href="mailto:judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk" target="_blank">judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Carol Vorderman
&gt;Suzi Quatro
&gt;Paris Hilton
&gt;Kirsty Young
&gt;Beyonce Knowles
&gt;Elizabeth Hurley
&gt;Chasey Lain
&gt;Angelina Jolie
&gt;Uma Thurman
&gt;Anna Kournikova
&gt;Jennifer Ellison
&gt;Emma Bunton
&gt;Fi Glover
&gt;Ivanka Trump
&gt;Kylie Minogue
&gt;Kim Cattrall
&gt;Anna Friel
&gt;Penelope Cruz
&gt;Dannii Minogue
&gt;Sharon Stone
&gt;Katie Holmes
&gt;Keira Knightley
&gt;Jewel (Kilcher)

You appear to have missed the point by a fucking country mile, you
idiot.
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#38: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:54:42 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:57:10 +0100, &quot;Dave&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Joanne Whalley (ex) Kilmer

She's fucking gorgeous! ( or at least, used to be)

&gt;Kate Bush

Dunno what she looks like nowadays, but for chaps of a certain age
(i.e. mine) she was goddess material when we were young. Bet Ace
agrees with me.
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#39: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:57:49 by prawn

Judge wrote:

&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt;the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt;know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Fi Glover
&gt;
&gt;

I couldn't think of anyone until you mentioned her.

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#40: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:58:25 by Molly_Thai

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.

Apart from a few on UKRM ;) it's Frankie Chilli


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#41: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:58:25 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:Xns96BC6BC04D1323ert&#64;62.253.170.163" target="_blank">Xns96BC6BC04D1323ert&#64;62.253.170.163</a>&gt;, wessie made up the
following gibberish:
&gt; Lozzo emerged from their own little world to say
&gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt;
&gt; Richard Hammond

&lt;G&gt;
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#42: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:58:25 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, SteveH
&lt;<a href="mailto:steve&#64;italiancar.co.uk" target="_blank">steve&#64;italiancar.co.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;&gt; material.
&gt;
&gt;I think I'm with Champ on this one.

You want to fuck Champ?

&lt;boggle&gt;

&gt;(stranger things have happened)

Not many, frankly.

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#43: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:58:25 by Wik

In article &lt;8ZOOe.123762$<a href="mailto:p94.22544&#64;fe73.usenetserver.com" target="_blank">p94.22544&#64;fe73.usenetserver.com</a>&gt;, Judge made up
the following gibberish:

&gt; Jewel (Kilcher)

Mmm... Had to google for that one, too.

&lt;listens to &quot;Who Will Save Your Soul&quot;&gt;

Very Tori Amos voice. What's the rest of her music like?
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#44: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:58:25 by Banana Wielder

On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 23:37:14 GMT, wessie &lt;<a href="mailto:putmynamehere&#64;tesco.net" target="_blank">putmynamehere&#64;tesco.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Lozzo emerged from their own little world to say

&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

&gt;Richard Hammond

Saucy.

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#45: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:58:25 by Ace

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 08:54:42 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:57:10 +0100, &quot;Dave&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Joanne Whalley (ex) Kilmer
&gt;
&gt;She's fucking gorgeous! ( or at least, used to be)
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Kate Bush
&gt;
&gt;Dunno what she looks like nowadays, but for chaps of a certain age
&gt;(i.e. mine) she was goddess material when we were young. Bet Ace
&gt;agrees with me.

Oddly, perhaps, I don't[1]. There was always something unsettling
about her, some barely-concealed insanity (a bit like Björk in that
respect), that just wouldn't allow me to fancy her, although I know
that many did.

Plus, when it all comes down to it, she was a minger.
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#46: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:58:25 by Vass

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&gt;
&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; Sarah Beeny
&gt;
&gt; No idea why.
&gt;

I can think of two reasons
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#47: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:58:25 by Hasse K

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 09:08:35 +0200, Cab wrote:

&gt; mike bothe wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt;&gt; Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; &gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; &gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Anne Robinson.
&gt;
&gt; You're insane.

It will be the dominatrix thing
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#48: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:58:25 by Hasse K

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 09:08:18 +0200, Cab wrote:

&gt; Muck wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; &gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; &gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; As Champ has come out about Bjork, I will too.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &lt;steps up&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; My name is Muck, and I like Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &lt;steps back down&gt;
&gt;&gt; &lt;runs away&gt;
&gt;
&gt; &lt;steps up&gt;
&gt;
&gt; My name is Cab, and I've always liked Björk. Nothing to do with Champ
&gt; liking her.
&gt;
&gt; &lt;steps back down&gt;
&gt;
&gt; &lt;bimbles off dazed&gt;

You are all sick sick sick

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#49: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:58:25 by Vass

&quot;Biffa Bacon&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:biffa&#64;bacon.net" target="_blank">biffa&#64;bacon.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:kcOOe.111$%<a href="mailto:V5.17&#64;newsfe2-gui.ntli.net..." target="_blank">V5.17&#64;newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...</a>
&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;&gt; material.
&gt;
&gt; Sophie Raworth, off t' bbc news.....
&gt;
&gt; &lt;drool&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://www.pteppic.freeola.com/sophieraworth/" target="_blank">http://www.pteppic.freeola.com/sophieraworth/</a>
&gt; &lt;/drool&gt;

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#50: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:58:25 by Vass

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt; material.
&gt;

VBH cos my mate went out with her and shes a dirty bitch ;-)
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#51: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 09:58:25 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 00:06:18 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt;Jo Wiley[1] for me.

Oh, I've always fancied her. A fair few of the other additions to
this thread are for women I've no problem admitting I fancy, either
(e.g. Helen Pocket-Rocket).

Hmmmm. Now, who do I nominate? Helen Mirren is always a popular
choice, even tho she must be pushing 60 by now. &lt;checks: ooh, turned
60 last month&gt;

No, I think I'll vote for Meryl Streep.
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#52: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 10:59:19 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:es9og1p8kj233mv0gs5njko01ev02fhmr8&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">es9og1p8kj233mv0gs5njko01ev02fhmr8&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Champ made up
the following gibberish:
&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:57:10 +0100, &quot;Dave&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; &gt;Kate Bush
&gt;
&gt; Dunno what she looks like nowadays,

<a href="http://gaffa.org/wow/k365.jpg" target="_blank">http://gaffa.org/wow/k365.jpg</a>

&gt; but for chaps of a certain age
&gt; (i.e. mine) she was goddess material when we were young. Bet Ace
&gt; agrees with me.

Well, if it's a sin, count me in.
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#53: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:03:39 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:ajaog1pivblt4jmrg616j1die91b19k3hm&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">ajaog1pivblt4jmrg616j1die91b19k3hm&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Ace made up the
following gibberish:

[of Kate |Bush]

&gt; Plus, when it all comes down to it, she was a minger.
&gt; <a href="http://gaffa.org/wow/k34.jpg" target="_blank">http://gaffa.org/wow/k34.jpg</a>

[bites]

*splutter*

Not the most flattering photo, that.

This one's good for me...
<a href="http://gaffa.org/wow/k82.jpg" target="_blank">http://gaffa.org/wow/k82.jpg</a>

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Posted on 2005-08-24 11:05:29 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:ajaog1pivblt4jmrg616j1die91b19k3hm&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">ajaog1pivblt4jmrg616j1die91b19k3hm&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Ace made up the
following gibberish:

[of Kate Bush]

&gt; There was always something unsettling
&gt; about her, some barely-concealed insanity (a bit like Björk in that
&gt; respect), that just wouldn't allow me to fancy her, although I know
&gt; that many did.

There's an interview somewhere out there in webalnd where Björk is on
record as having been inspired by KB...
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#55: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:08:01 by Preston Kemp

Wik wrote:

&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:ajaog1pivblt4jmrg616j1die91b19k3hm&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">ajaog1pivblt4jmrg616j1die91b19k3hm&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Ace made up
&gt; the following gibberish:
&gt;
&gt; [of Kate |Bush]
&gt;
&gt; &gt; Plus, when it all comes down to it, she was a minger.
&gt; &gt; <a href="http://gaffa.org/wow/k34.jpg" target="_blank">http://gaffa.org/wow/k34.jpg</a>
&gt;
&gt; [bites]
&gt;
&gt; *splutter*
&gt;
&gt; Not the most flattering photo, that.
&gt;
&gt; This one's good for me...
&gt; <a href="http://gaffa.org/wow/k82.jpg" target="_blank">http://gaffa.org/wow/k82.jpg</a>

You fancy Michael Jackson?!?

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Posted on 2005-08-24 11:09:18 by MikeH

Lozzo wrote:
&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt; material.

Mary Poppins

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#57: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:10:46 by simonk

Ace wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:48:06 +0100, simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Nigella Lawson
&gt;
&gt;I can't for the life of me imagine why you feel that you shouldn't
&gt;fancy her.

In case you marry her and catch cancer.
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#58: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:13:35 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:10:47 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;Kate Bush
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Dunno what she looks like nowadays, but for chaps of a certain age
&gt;&gt;(i.e. mine) she was goddess material when we were young. Bet Ace
&gt;&gt;agrees with me.
&gt;
&gt;Oddly, perhaps, I don't[1]. There was always something unsettling
&gt;about her, some barely-concealed insanity (a bit like Björk in that
&gt;respect), that just wouldn't allow me to fancy her, although I know
&gt;that many did.

Interesting. The barely-concealed insanity was a plus-point for me,
as anyone who's met any of the women in my life can probably confirm.

&gt;[1] Break out the champagne!

&lt;fx: pop&gt;

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#59: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:14:14 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 09:03:58 +0100, &quot;Vass&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:mark.nalder_TRAPTHESPAM_&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">mark.nalder_TRAPTHESPAM_&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;
&gt;&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;&gt; material.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;VBH cos my mate went out with her and shes a dirty bitch ;-)

Fuck, yes! JP keeps taunting me with an introduction to her. I
reckon she's great.
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#60: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:16:54 by zanziba

&quot;Molly&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:Molly_Thai&#64;molly.org.uk" target="_blank">Molly_Thai&#64;molly.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; Apart from a few on UKRM ;) it's Frankie Chilli
&gt;
&gt;

Ken Dodd, it's his tickling stick.

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#61: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:20:14 by Ace

On 24 Aug 2005 09:08:01 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Wik wrote:

&gt;&gt; [of Kate |Bush]

&gt;&gt; This one's good for me...
&gt;&gt; <a href="http://gaffa.org/wow/k82.jpg" target="_blank">http://gaffa.org/wow/k82.jpg</a>
&gt;
&gt;You fancy Michael Jackson?!?

ROTFL!

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#62: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:20:40 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3n2rngF19fdefU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3n2rngF19fdefU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, Krusty made up the
following gibberish:
&gt; Wik wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:ajaog1pivblt4jmrg616j1die91b19k3hm&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">ajaog1pivblt4jmrg616j1die91b19k3hm&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Ace made up
&gt; &gt; the following gibberish:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; [of Kate |Bush]
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Plus, when it all comes down to it, she was a minger.
&gt; &gt; &gt; <a href="http://gaffa.org/wow/k34.jpg" target="_blank">http://gaffa.org/wow/k34.jpg</a>
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; [bites]
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; *splutter*
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Not the most flattering photo, that.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; This one's good for me...
&gt; &gt; <a href="http://gaffa.org/wow/k82.jpg" target="_blank">http://gaffa.org/wow/k82.jpg</a>
&gt;
&gt; You fancy Michael Jackson?!?

Heh. FOYRNB.
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#63: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:29:56 by Alan Crowder

&quot;Vass&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:mark.nalder_TRAPTHESPAM_&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">mark.nalder_TRAPTHESPAM_&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:vO-dnVMRr9ttt5HeRVnygg&#64;eclipse.net.uk..." target="_blank">vO-dnVMRr9ttt5HeRVnygg&#64;eclipse.net.uk...</a>
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;&gt; material.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt; VBH cos my mate went out with her and shes a dirty bitch ;-)

Funny that, my mate was a program with that geezer Mark Evans when
he built a racecar, VBH was with then and made it quite clear what
she wanted him to do to her later that night in the hotel, he turned it
sown and she had some other guy who has not stopped talking about
it since, she does EVERYTHING and is real dirty.

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#64: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:30:29 by darsy

&quot;Vass&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:mark.nalder_TRAPTHESPAM_&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">mark.nalder_TRAPTHESPAM_&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&quot;darsy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:darsyx&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">darsyx&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; Sarah Beeny
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; No idea why.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;I can think of two reasons

well, yes. But the &quot;no idea why&quot; bit is because my idea of &quot;normal&quot;
totty is 80s-vintage Nastassja Kinski and 90s-vintage Milla Jovovitch,
or maybe Charlize Theron.



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#65: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:30:49 by darsy

simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt;Nigella Lawson

you predictable twat ;-)



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#66: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:47:30 by wessie

Champ emerged from their own little world to say

&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:57:10 +0100, &quot;Dave&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Joanne Whalley (ex) Kilmer
&gt;
&gt; She's fucking gorgeous! ( or at least, used to be)
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Kate Bush
&gt;
&gt; Dunno what she looks like nowadays, but for chaps of a certain age
&gt; (i.e. mine) she was goddess material when we were young. Bet Ace
&gt; agrees with me.

At my school there was a phrase often heard: &quot;one in the Bush is worth nine
in the hand&quot;

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#67: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:49:33 by prawn

wessie wrote:

&gt;At my school there was a phrase often heard: &quot;one in the Bush is worth nine
&gt;in the hand&quot;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;

&lt;spike milligan&gt;

&quot;A bird in Shepherd's Bush in worth two in the Strand&quot;.

&lt;/sm&gt;


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#68: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 11:59:07 by Ace

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:10:46 +0300, Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Ace wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:48:06 +0100, simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Nigella Lawson
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I can't for the life of me imagine why you feel that you shouldn't
&gt;&gt;fancy her.
&gt;
&gt;In case you marry her and catch cancer.

Errr, whoosh, I'm afraid.

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#69: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:04:55 by mups

Lozzo said...
&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.

Penelope Keith from her &quot;To the Manor Born&quot; days.

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#70: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:05:35 by prawn

Ace wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:10:46 +0300, Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Ace wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:48:06 +0100, simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Nigella Lawson
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;I can't for the life of me imagine why you feel that you shouldn't
&gt;&gt;&gt;fancy her.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;In case you marry her and catch cancer.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Errr, whoosh, I'm afraid.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
She was married to John Diamond, who died from cancer.

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#71: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:13:55 by darsy

ogden &lt;<a href="mailto:ogden&#64;pre.org" target="_blank">ogden&#64;pre.org</a>&gt; wrote:

[women]
&gt;They'll all do &quot;EVERYTHING&quot;, some just need a little more coaxing
&gt;than others.

where &quot;EVERYTHING&quot; ~ &quot;most stuff&quot;.

There's some stuff that almost none of them will do.

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#72: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:14:42 by someone.not

&quot;Champ&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 09:03:58 +0100, &quot;Vass&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:mark.nalder_TRAPTHESPAM_&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">mark.nalder_TRAPTHESPAM_&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&quot;Lozzo&quot; <a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; &gt;news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;&gt;&gt; material.
&gt;&gt;VBH cos my mate went out with her and shes a dirty bitch ;-)
&gt; Fuck, yes! JP keeps taunting me with an introduction to her. I
&gt; reckon she's great.

I can totally confirm the above statements....
Mind like a sewer that girl.....

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Posted on 2005-08-24 12:15:15 by elyob

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt; material.
&gt;

Julia Sawalha

But I think she may have gone too far into the big side ...

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Posted on 2005-08-24 12:15:28 by darsy

Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Ace wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:48:06 +0100, simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Nigella Lawson
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I can't for the life of me imagine why you feel that you shouldn't
&gt;&gt;fancy her.
&gt;
&gt;In case you marry her and catch cancer.

I reckon it was a hairball, rather than cancer.

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#75: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:19:26 by darsy

&quot;elyob&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:newsprofile&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">newsprofile&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

&gt;Julia Sawalha
&gt;
&gt;But I think she may have gone too far into the big side ...

she used to be gorgeous (when she was about 16 years old, mind).

She's a fucking haunter now, though.

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#76: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:28:36 by simonk

Lozzo wrote:

&gt;Jo Wiley[1] for me.

mmm. I like her too.
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#77: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:29:19 by simonk

mups wrote:

&gt;Lozzo said...
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt;Penelope Keith from her &quot;To the Manor Born&quot; days.

Yeah!
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#78: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:29:55 by elyob

&quot;darsy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;elyob&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:newsprofile&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">newsprofile&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Julia Sawalha
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;But I think she may have gone too far into the big side ...
&gt;
&gt; she used to be gorgeous (when she was about 16 years old, mind).
&gt;
&gt; She's a fucking haunter now, though.

Haven't seen her for a while, but I think it'd be difficult to shag her
without thinking of her sister Nadia, who is truly a haunter.

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#79: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:30:11 by howard

Lozzo wrote:

&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Wife's sister


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#80: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:31:39 by Ace

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:05:35 +0100, prawn &lt;<a href="mailto:prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk" target="_blank">prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Ace wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:10:46 +0300, Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Nigella Lawson

&gt;&gt;&gt;In case you marry her and catch cancer.

&gt;&gt;Errr, whoosh, I'm afraid.

&gt;She was married to John Diamond, who died from cancer.

Oh. Was he famous then?

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#81: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:34:07 by prawn

Ace wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:05:35 +0100, prawn &lt;<a href="mailto:prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk" target="_blank">prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;She was married to John Diamond, who died from cancer.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Oh. Was he famous then?
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;

Well, he wrote a colunm in /The Times/ about his condition and was a
general media tart. Not really, I suppose.

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#82: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:34:33 by Banana Wielder

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:19:26 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;--
&gt;d.
&gt;
&gt;--
&gt;d.

Will you fucking stop this? I'm going blind, here.

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#83: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:38:57 by darsy

Pip &lt;<a href="mailto:NOSPAMgingerbloke&#64;OMITTHISgmail.com" target="_blank">NOSPAMgingerbloke&#64;OMITTHISgmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:19:26 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;--
&gt;&gt;d.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;--
&gt;&gt;d.
&gt;
&gt;Will you fucking stop this? I'm going blind, here.

sorry. It's because after a year or so of using Google groups, and
getting into the habit of manually appending a .sig, I've been able to
go back to using Agent, but keep forgetting not to type the thing in.

I'll try harder.
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#84: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:43:25 by Cab

elyob wrote:

&gt;
&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive
&gt; &gt; in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though
&gt; &gt; you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt; &gt; material.
&gt; &gt;
&gt;
&gt; Julia Sawalha
&gt;
&gt; But I think she may have gone too far into the big side ...

Worra 'bout her sister, whatserface?

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#85: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:43:56 by Steph

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7656a451bca159896b6&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d7656a451bca159896b6&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;,
<a href="mailto:chris&#64;notrealaddr.com" target="_blank">chris&#64;notrealaddr.com</a> says...
&gt; Lozzo said...
&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; Penelope Keith from her &quot;To the Manor Born&quot; days.
&gt;
&gt;
Ryan Styles from his &quot;Whose line is it anyway?&quot; days.

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#86: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:50:57 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;, Steph made
up the following gibberish:
&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7656a451bca159896b6&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d7656a451bca159896b6&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;,
&gt; <a href="mailto:chris&#64;notrealaddr.com" target="_blank">chris&#64;notrealaddr.com</a> says...
&gt; &gt; Lozzo said...
&gt; &gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt; &gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt; &gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Penelope Keith from her &quot;To the Manor Born&quot; days.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; Ryan Styles from his &quot;Whose line is it anyway?&quot; days.

Heh. Betcha fancy Hugh Laurie and Steve Dennis, too.
:-)
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#87: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:52:57 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:f5iog1tm61o6nv7vki0nbrhkiclbtflu42&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">f5iog1tm61o6nv7vki0nbrhkiclbtflu42&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, darsy made up
the following gibberish:
&gt; Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;Ace wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:48:06 +0100, simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;Nigella Lawson
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;I can't for the life of me imagine why you feel that you shouldn't
&gt; &gt;&gt;fancy her.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;In case you marry her and catch cancer.
&gt;
&gt; I reckon it was a hairball, rather than cancer.

C&gt;N|K

*snort*

Thanks, cuntybollocks.
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#88: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:55:32 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7661e54b7372498973e&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d7661e54b7372498973e&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;, Wik made up
the following gibberish:

&gt; C&gt;N|K

Clueless fucking newbie...
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#89: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:56:02 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;, Steph made
up the following gibberish:
&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76616ac902ab1d98973d&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d76616ac902ab1d98973d&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt; <a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a> says...
&gt; &gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;, Steph made
&gt; &gt; up the following gibberish:

&gt; &gt; &gt; Ryan Styles from his &quot;Whose line is it anyway?&quot; days.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Heh. Betcha fancy Hugh Laurie and Steve Dennis, too.
&gt; &gt; :-)
&gt;
&gt; No.
&gt;
&gt; I do like Richard Hammond though.

You'll have to tussle with BGN for him, then.
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#90: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 12:57:56 by Banana Wielder

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:38:57 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Pip &lt;<a href="mailto:NOSPAMgingerbloke&#64;OMITTHISgmail.com" target="_blank">NOSPAMgingerbloke&#64;OMITTHISgmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:19:26 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;--
&gt;&gt;&gt;d.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;--
&gt;&gt;&gt;d.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Will you fucking stop this? I'm going blind, here.
&gt;
&gt;sorry. It's because after a year or so of using Google groups, and
&gt;getting into the habit of manually appending a .sig, I've been able to
&gt;go back to using Agent, but keep forgetting not to type the thing in.

I thank you for your consideration, although a simple &quot;Fuck off&quot; would
have been acceptable. It is a twat though, the involuntary addition -
ISTR that BGN had a similar affliction to start with.
&gt;
&gt;I'll try harder.

As should we all. Every day.
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Much better. Indebted.

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#91: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:04:10 by simonk

&quot;darsy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:uhfog1dh05n45g8t2jloarehp65t9ovnen&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">uhfog1dh05n45g8t2jloarehp65t9ovnen&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Nigella Lawson
&gt;
&gt; you predictable twat ;-)

Come on though, you would. Although rumour has it that time hasn't been
been kind to her (industrial quantities of make-up) and all those cakes
aren't helping (big fat arse)

Champ's Kate Bush suggestion's a good one - I'd forgotten all about her &lt;fx:
digs out &quot;Hounds of Love&quot;&gt;

Liz Fraser too, but I guess you knew that

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#92: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:08:48 by Steph

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76616ac902ab1d98973d&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d76616ac902ab1d98973d&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a> says...
&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;, Steph made
&gt; up the following gibberish:
&gt; &gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7656a451bca159896b6&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d7656a451bca159896b6&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt; <a href="mailto:chris&#64;notrealaddr.com" target="_blank">chris&#64;notrealaddr.com</a> says...
&gt; &gt; &gt; Lozzo said...
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Penelope Keith from her &quot;To the Manor Born&quot; days.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Ryan Styles from his &quot;Whose line is it anyway?&quot; days.
&gt;
&gt; Heh. Betcha fancy Hugh Laurie and Steve Dennis, too.
&gt; :-)

No.

I do like Richard Hammond though.

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#93: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:08:59 by simonk

&quot;Steph&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com" target="_blank">stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk..." target="_blank">MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk...</a>

&gt; Ryan Styles from his &quot;Whose line is it anyway?&quot; days.

[way OT]

Ooh, while you're here - quick question.

My guppies have been getting it on and now I've got 6 fry, about 3 weeks old
and 10mm nose-to-tail. They're in a little plastic fry tank floating in the
main tank. I'm off on holiday for a week soon, the main fish will be OK
with the electric feeder, but the fry obviously won't get their baby food.

I'm not convinced they're big enough to survive in the main tank just yet,
so I was actually wondering whether I should take them with me in a
cleaned-out jam-jar. I'm staying in a rented house in Cornwall, so I'll be
able to put them somewhere warm enough, and was just planning to take the
baby fish food and a small bottle of tap water conditioner, and change half
their water once.

Is this likely to work, or should I just leave them to their own devices for
a week?

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#94: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:14:41 by darsy

&quot;simonk&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;simonk.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;simonk.invalid</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&quot;darsy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:uhfog1dh05n45g8t2jloarehp65t9ovnen&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">uhfog1dh05n45g8t2jloarehp65t9ovnen&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;Nigella Lawson
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; you predictable twat ;-)
&gt;
&gt;Come on though, you would. Although rumour has it that time hasn't been
&gt;been kind to her (industrial quantities of make-up) and all those cakes
&gt;aren't helping (big fat arse)

so I'd heard. Good enough bone structure, though.

&gt;Champ's Kate Bush suggestion's a good one - I'd forgotten all about her &lt;fx:
&gt;digs out &quot;Hounds of Love&quot;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Liz Fraser too, but I guess you knew that

you've not seen her recently, then? Looks like someone who works in a
chip shop.

I've thought of another for me, mind: Kirsty Wark.
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#95: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:20:42 by simonk

darsy wrote:

&gt;I've thought of another for me, mind: Kirsty Wark.

Smart birds are sexier than dim birds.
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#96: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:21:54 by simonk

Steph wrote:

&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a> says...
&gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;, Steph made
&gt;&gt; up the following gibberish:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; I do like Richard Hammond though.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You'll have to tussle with BGN for him, then.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;We could always share....

Honestly: do you fancy sucking BGN's cock while Hammond fucks him?
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#97: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:22:07 by Steph

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a> says...
&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;, Steph made
&gt; up the following gibberish:
&gt; &gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76616ac902ab1d98973d&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d76616ac902ab1d98973d&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt; <a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a> says...
&gt; &gt; &gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;, Steph made
&gt; &gt; &gt; up the following gibberish:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; Ryan Styles from his &quot;Whose line is it anyway?&quot; days.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Heh. Betcha fancy Hugh Laurie and Steve Dennis, too.
&gt; &gt; &gt; :-)
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; No.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; I do like Richard Hammond though.
&gt;
&gt; You'll have to tussle with BGN for him, then.
&gt;
We could always share....

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#98: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:22:46 by simonk

Howard wrote:

&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt;Wife's sister

JPEG!
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#99: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:27:48 by Skip

On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 23:37:14 GMT, wessie &lt;<a href="mailto:putmynamehere&#64;tesco.net" target="_blank">putmynamehere&#64;tesco.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Richard Hammond

ooh, seconded! Lovely little chap.

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#100: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:30:18 by Porl

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt; material.

She married /how/ many?

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#101: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:31:46 by darsy

Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;darsy wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I've thought of another for me, mind: Kirsty Wark.
&gt;
&gt;Smart birds are sexier than dim birds.

agree 100%.

Dim birds can be sexier than fat birds, mind.

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#102: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:35:05 by simonk

&quot;darsy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;darsy wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;I've thought of another for me, mind: Kirsty Wark.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Smart birds are sexier than dim birds.
&gt;
&gt; agree 100%.
&gt;
&gt; Dim birds can be sexier than fat birds, mind.

Fat dim birds are right out

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Posted on 2005-08-24 13:36:18 by MikeH

simonk wrote:
&gt; &quot;Steph&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com" target="_blank">stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Ryan Styles from his &quot;Whose line is it anyway?&quot; days.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; [way OT]
&gt;
&gt; Ooh, while you're here - quick question.
&gt;
&gt; My guppies have been getting it on and now I've got 6 fry, about 3 weeks old
&gt; and 10mm nose-to-tail. They're in a little plastic fry tank floating in the
&gt; main tank. I'm off on holiday for a week soon, the main fish will be OK
&gt; with the electric feeder, but the fry obviously won't get their baby food.
&gt;
&gt; I'm not convinced they're big enough to survive in the main tank just yet,
&gt; so I was actually wondering whether I should take them with me in a
&gt; cleaned-out jam-jar. I'm staying in a rented house in Cornwall, so I'll be
&gt; able to put them somewhere warm enough, and was just planning to take the
&gt; baby fish food and a small bottle of tap water conditioner, and change half
&gt; their water once.
&gt;
&gt; Is this likely to work, or should I just leave them to their own devices for
&gt; a week?
&gt;
&gt; Cheers

Can you anchor the fry tank close enough to the feeder that some food
wil drop in? 'Swot I did for baby mollies and they seemed to get enough
food.

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#104: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:37:41 by darsy

&quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;&gt; material.
&gt;
&gt;She married /how/ many?

she's an ordained minister - it's actually a lot more than 3. And it's
an even number.

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#105: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:39:04 by darsy

&quot;simonk&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;simonk.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;simonk.invalid</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&quot;darsy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;darsy wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;I've thought of another for me, mind: Kirsty Wark.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Smart birds are sexier than dim birds.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; agree 100%.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Dim birds can be sexier than fat birds, mind.
&gt;
&gt;Fat dim birds are right out

&lt;fx: waits for a bunch of *unsubscribe*s&gt;


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#106: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:45:02 by simonk

&quot;Steph&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com" target="_blank">stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d766f2cf4468c9598977a&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk..." target="_blank">MPG.1d766f2cf4468c9598977a&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk...</a>
&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3n32q1F197gomU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3n32q1F197gomU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, <a href="mailto:simonk&#64;simonk.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;simonk.invalid</a>
&gt; says...
&gt;&gt; &quot;Steph&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com" target="_blank">stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Ryan Styles from his &quot;Whose line is it anyway?&quot; days.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; [way OT]
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Ooh, while you're here - quick question.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; My guppies have been getting it on and now I've got 6 fry, about 3 weeks
&gt;&gt; old
&gt;&gt; and 10mm nose-to-tail. They're in a little plastic fry tank floating in
&gt;&gt; the
&gt;&gt; main tank. I'm off on holiday for a week soon, the main fish will be OK
&gt;&gt; with the electric feeder, but the fry obviously won't get their baby
&gt;&gt; food.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'm not convinced they're big enough to survive in the main tank just
&gt;&gt; yet,
&gt;&gt; so I was actually wondering whether I should take them with me in a
&gt;&gt; cleaned-out jam-jar. I'm staying in a rented house in Cornwall, so I'll
&gt;&gt; be
&gt;&gt; able to put them somewhere warm enough, and was just planning to take the
&gt;&gt; baby fish food and a small bottle of tap water conditioner, and change
&gt;&gt; half
&gt;&gt; their water once.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Is this likely to work, or should I just leave them to their own devices
&gt;&gt; for
&gt;&gt; a week?
&gt;&gt;
&gt; Ok, sorry in advance for the long reply...
&gt;
&gt; 1) Plastic breeding traps are pretty crap long term, as they don't allow
&gt; adequate water flow and can cause the fry to be stunted or deformed. If
&gt; you plan on raising them on for a longer term, get a net breeding trap
&gt; (usually about £3.15).

I've got one on order at the LFS - they didn't have any in when they were
born, so I must drop by and see if one's arrived. In the meantime I've been
lifting the plastic tank up once a day so that most of the water drains out,
and then letting it sink down and re-fill in order to get some sort of water
change going.

&gt; 2) If a guppy fry can survive the first 24 hours in my tank, it's then
&gt; usually big enough to avoid being eaten - well that was the case until I
&gt; bought a pair of rams purely to keep the guppy population down. (My fish
&gt; deliver approximately 150 fry per month).
&gt;
&gt; Please could you remind me what stock you have in your tank at the
&gt; moment?

1 Redtailed black shark, 1 Female fighter, 1 dwarf neon rainbow, 1 albino
corydoras, 4 guppies and 3 Endlers, 2 swordtails, 5 harlequins, and 5
neons/cardinals. I've got a bigger tank now.

Oh, and 2 Rams :-)

&gt; 3) The fry will die unless they are kept in a filtered tank with an
&gt; established filter. (remember that the bacteria in the filter convert the
&gt; ammonia in the fish waste through nitrite and into nitrate) AAMOF I doubt
&gt; the fry would survive the journey to Cornwall.

OK, I was hoping that as they were so little I could get by by changing the
water 2 or 3 times.

&gt; 5) I suppose the short answer is: Get a net breeding trap, some tetramin
&gt; holiday sticks for tropical fish and put them in the breeding trap (2
&gt; sticks should suffice for a week), and stick in a small amount of plant
&gt; e.g. cabomba, elodia or floating water lettuce. The fry will pick at the
&gt; plant too.

I might do that then - one holiday stick in the net trap and then the
automatic feeder dispensing flake to the big fish. They usually get fed the
powdered baby food but I've tried them with a bigger lump of sinking food
and they seemed to get the idea that food can come from below as well as
above!

&gt; Final bit of advice - do a partial water chane before you go, and another
&gt; one as soon as you get back. If you have an RCD on the tank electrics,
&gt; take it off before you go - I forgot to remove mine, and we had a power
&gt; cut while we were in Cornwall resulting in 3 of the tanks having no
&gt; filtration or heating for 4 days.

Yep, they had a change this weekend and got another planned for Thursday
evening

Thanks, as always

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Posted on 2005-08-24 13:45:56 by Porl

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&gt; &quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;&gt;&gt; material.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;She married /how/ many?
&gt;
&gt; she's an ordained minister - it's actually a lot more than 3. And it's
&gt; an even number.

She's still a biffer.

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#108: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:49:49 by Steph

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3n32q1F197gomU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3n32q1F197gomU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, <a href="mailto:simonk&#64;simonk.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;simonk.invalid</a>
says...
&gt; &quot;Steph&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com" target="_blank">stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk..." target="_blank">MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk...</a>
&gt;
&gt; &gt; Ryan Styles from his &quot;Whose line is it anyway?&quot; days.
&gt;
&gt; [way OT]
&gt;
&gt; Ooh, while you're here - quick question.
&gt;
&gt; My guppies have been getting it on and now I've got 6 fry, about 3 weeks old
&gt; and 10mm nose-to-tail. They're in a little plastic fry tank floating in the
&gt; main tank. I'm off on holiday for a week soon, the main fish will be OK
&gt; with the electric feeder, but the fry obviously won't get their baby food.
&gt;
&gt; I'm not convinced they're big enough to survive in the main tank just yet,
&gt; so I was actually wondering whether I should take them with me in a
&gt; cleaned-out jam-jar. I'm staying in a rented house in Cornwall, so I'll be
&gt; able to put them somewhere warm enough, and was just planning to take the
&gt; baby fish food and a small bottle of tap water conditioner, and change half
&gt; their water once.
&gt;
&gt; Is this likely to work, or should I just leave them to their own devices for
&gt; a week?
&gt;
Ok, sorry in advance for the long reply...

1) Plastic breeding traps are pretty crap long term, as they don't allow
adequate water flow and can cause the fry to be stunted or deformed. If
you plan on raising them on for a longer term, get a net breeding trap
(usually about £3.15).

2) If a guppy fry can survive the first 24 hours in my tank, it's then
usually big enough to avoid being eaten - well that was the case until I
bought a pair of rams purely to keep the guppy population down. (My fish
deliver approximately 150 fry per month).

Please could you remind me what stock you have in your tank at the
moment?

3) The fry will die unless they are kept in a filtered tank with an
established filter. (remember that the bacteria in the filter convert the
ammonia in the fish waste through nitrite and into nitrate) AAMOF I doubt
the fry would survive the journey to Cornwall.

4) 1 day old guppy fry will survive happily on finely powdered flake
food, and it won't pollute your tank like the liquifry food will. Either
get a second automatic feeder and put in finely crushed flake, or buy
some Tetramin holiday sticks for tropical fish. The tetramin sticks are
far better than the holiday blocks - I wouldn't use a holiday block in
any of my tanks even if you paid me to!

5) I suppose the short answer is: Get a net breeding trap, some tetramin
holiday sticks for tropical fish and put them in the breeding trap (2
sticks should suffice for a week), and stick in a small amount of plant
e.g. cabomba, elodia or floating water lettuce. The fry will pick at the
plant too.

Final bit of advice - do a partial water chane before you go, and another
one as soon as you get back. If you have an RCD on the tank electrics,
take it off before you go - I forgot to remove mine, and we had a power
cut while we were in Cornwall resulting in 3 of the tanks having no
filtration or heating for 4 days.

If you have any other questions, give us a ring on Chris's mobile number,
or email me direct.


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#109: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 13:53:36 by Steph

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:s0mog1luv3oq1mh9oke4u81n4qvjlkd729&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">s0mog1luv3oq1mh9oke4u81n4qvjlkd729&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, <a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>
says...
&gt; Steph wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a> says...
&gt; &gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;, Steph made
&gt; &gt;&gt; up the following gibberish:
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; I do like Richard Hammond though.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; You'll have to tussle with BGN for him, then.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;We could always share....
&gt;
&gt; Honestly: do you fancy sucking BGN's cock while Hammond fucks him?
&gt;
Er no, not really. &lt;pouring bleach down ear to rid oneself of mental
image&gt;

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#110: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:03:28 by Steve Pennycooke

mups wrote:
&gt; Lozzo said...
&gt;
&gt;&gt;....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt;the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt;know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Penelope Keith from her &quot;To the Manor Born&quot; days.

Sarah Jane Honeywell (kids TV presenter). Not particularly attractive
IMHO but the bunches make early morning watching more bearable. In the
same mould Charlie Robinson from the Aussie show Hi-5.

The kids make me watch the programmes, honest :)

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#111: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:12:47 by Beav

&quot;SteveH&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:steve&#64;italiancar.co.uk" target="_blank">steve&#64;italiancar.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.


For a brief second there, a picture of Jo Brand.flashed through my head.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;&gt; material.

Then I read that, but now I'm wondering which other NG's you subscribe to:)


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Posted on 2005-08-24 14:13:35 by Beav

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Toyah Wilcox

Sad, but true.


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#113: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:16:41 by Paul - xxx

mups came up with the following;:
&gt; Lozzo said...
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; Penelope Keith from her &quot;To the Manor Born&quot; days.

oooh, yes please .... ;)

And Alison Steadman from 'Abigails Party' ... ;)


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#114: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:17:11 by Beav

&quot;Champ&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:57:10 +0100, &quot;Dave&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Joanne Whalley (ex) Kilmer
&gt;
&gt; She's fucking gorgeous! ( or at least, used to be)
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Kate Bush
&gt;
&gt; Dunno what she looks like nowadays, but for chaps of a certain age
&gt; (i.e. mine) she was goddess material when we were young. Bet Ace
&gt; agrees with me.

Even I agree with you:)


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#115: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:18:00 by Banana Wielder

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:37:41 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;--
&gt;d.
&gt;
&gt;--
&gt;darsy

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#116: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:19:08 by Beav

&quot;Wik&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7647456c83cb17989734&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d7647456c83cb17989734&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:es9og1p8kj233mv0gs5njko01ev02fhmr8&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">es9og1p8kj233mv0gs5njko01ev02fhmr8&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Champ made up
&gt; the following gibberish:
&gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:57:10 +0100, &quot;Dave&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Kate Bush
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Dunno what she looks like nowadays,
&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://gaffa.org/wow/k365.jpg" target="_blank">http://gaffa.org/wow/k365.jpg</a>

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#117: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:21:04 by Cab

Ben Blaney wrote:

&gt; Steph wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt; <a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a> says...
&gt; &gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;,
&gt; Steph made &gt;&gt; up the following gibberish:
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; I do like Richard Hammond though.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; You'll have to tussle with BGN for him, then.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt; We could always share....
&gt;
&gt; Honestly: do you fancy sucking BGN's cock while Hammond fucks him?

I suppose BGN wouldn't fancy it either really. Well part of the above
line...

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Posted on 2005-08-24 14:21:26 by simonk

&quot;Beav&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxoorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxoorld.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:11gop3l693jse9c&#64;news.supernews.com..." target="_blank">11gop3l693jse9c&#64;news.supernews.com...</a>
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Toyah Wilcox
&gt;
&gt; Sad, but true.

She's improved with age, certainly

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#119: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:21:49 by Porl

&quot;Beav&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxoorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxoorld.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;
&gt; &quot;Wik&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7647456c83cb17989734&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d7647456c83cb17989734&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:es9og1p8kj233mv0gs5njko01ev02fhmr8&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">es9og1p8kj233mv0gs5njko01ev02fhmr8&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Champ made up
&gt;&gt; the following gibberish:
&gt;&gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:57:10 +0100, &quot;Dave&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;Kate Bush
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Dunno what she looks like nowadays,
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; <a href="http://gaffa.org/wow/k365.jpg" target="_blank">http://gaffa.org/wow/k365.jpg</a>
&gt;
&gt; Better than ever.

It's almost as if that helicopter crash with Smithy never happened.

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#120: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:26:15 by Beav

&quot;simonk&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;simonk.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;simonk.invalid</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Steph&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com" target="_blank">stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk..." target="_blank">MPG.1d765fcbc275a750989777&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk...</a>
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Ryan Styles from his &quot;Whose line is it anyway?&quot; days.
&gt;
&gt; [way OT]
&gt;
&gt; Ooh, while you're here - quick question.
&gt;
&gt; My guppies have been getting it on and now I've got 6 fry, about 3 weeks
&gt; old and 10mm nose-to-tail. They're in a little plastic fry tank floating
&gt; in the main tank. I'm off on holiday for a week soon, the main fish will
&gt; be OK with the electric feeder, but the fry obviously won't get their baby
&gt; food.
&gt;
&gt; I'm not convinced they're big enough to survive in the main tank just yet,
&gt; so I was actually wondering whether I should take them with me in a
&gt; cleaned-out jam-jar. I'm staying in a rented house in Cornwall, so I'll
&gt; be able to put them somewhere warm enough, and was just planning to take
&gt; the baby fish food and a small bottle of tap water conditioner, and change
&gt; half their water once.
&gt;
&gt; Is this likely to work, or should I just leave them to their own devices
&gt; for a week?

Just fry 'em now and have the meal early.


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#121: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:30:54 by darsy

&quot;Paul - xxx&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:notcheckedever&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">notcheckedever&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;And Alison Steadman from 'Abigails Party' ... ;)

this is it!

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#122: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:34:27 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:14:41 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;I've thought of another for me, mind: Kirsty Wark.

Ooh, yes. And I Kirsty Young too, tho I guess she's too obviously
attractive.

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#123: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:34:51 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:14:42 +0100, &quot;Biffa @ Work&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:someone.not&#64;microsoft.com" target="_blank">someone.not&#64;microsoft.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&quot;Champ&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message

&gt;&gt;&gt;VBH cos my mate went out with her and shes a dirty bitch ;-)

&gt;&gt; Fuck, yes! JP keeps taunting me with an introduction to her. I
&gt;&gt; reckon she's great.
&gt;
&gt;I can totally confirm the above statements....
&gt;Mind like a sewer that girl.....

Can *you* introduce me?

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#124: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:35:14 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:13:55 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;ogden &lt;<a href="mailto:ogden&#64;pre.org" target="_blank">ogden&#64;pre.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;[women]
&gt;&gt;They'll all do &quot;EVERYTHING&quot;, some just need a little more coaxing
&gt;&gt;than others.
&gt;
&gt;where &quot;EVERYTHING&quot; ~ &quot;most stuff&quot;.
&gt;
&gt;There's some stuff that almost none of them will do.

There's some stuff I don't want to do to them.
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#125: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:36:02 by darsy

Pip &lt;<a href="mailto:NOSPAMgingerbloke&#64;OMITTHISgmail.com" target="_blank">NOSPAMgingerbloke&#64;OMITTHISgmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:37:41 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;--
&gt;&gt;d.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;--
&gt;&gt;darsy
&gt;
&gt;&lt;drums fingers&gt;

&quot;fuck off&quot;
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#126: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:36:15 by unknown

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#127: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:36:23 by SimonM

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:03:28 +0100, Steve P &lt;<a href="mailto:S.Pennycooke&#64;flet.co.uk" target="_blank">S.Pennycooke&#64;flet.co.uk</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;mups wrote:
&gt;&gt; Lozzo said...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt;&gt;the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt;&gt;know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Penelope Keith from her &quot;To the Manor Born&quot; days.
&gt;
&gt;Sarah Jane Honeywell (kids TV presenter). Not particularly attractive
&gt;IMHO but the bunches make early morning watching more bearable. In the
&gt;same mould Charlie Robinson from the Aussie show Hi-5.

Charlie is a bit too chunky. Now Kathleen, thats a different matter.
She's luuuurvly.

&gt;The kids make me watch the programmes, honest :)

Mine too. Great innit ;-)

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#128: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:40:18 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:30:11 GMT, Howard &lt;<a href="mailto:dghoward&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">dghoward&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt;Wife's sister

You mean you haven't suggested it already?

I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
couple of months apart, but there was never any chance of getting them
in the sack together, unfortunately. There's gotta be some sort of
prize for that, surely?
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#129: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:40:24 by Porl

&quot;SimonM&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:zx-9r&#64;deadspam.com" target="_blank">zx-9r&#64;deadspam.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:03:28 +0100, Steve P &lt;<a href="mailto:S.Pennycooke&#64;flet.co.uk" target="_blank">S.Pennycooke&#64;flet.co.uk</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;mups wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; Lozzo said...
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Penelope Keith from her &quot;To the Manor Born&quot; days.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Sarah Jane Honeywell (kids TV presenter). Not particularly attractive
&gt;&gt;IMHO but the bunches make early morning watching more bearable. In the
&gt;&gt;same mould Charlie Robinson from the Aussie show Hi-5.
&gt;
&gt; Charlie is a bit too chunky. Now Kathleen, thats a different matter.
&gt; She's luuuurvly.

And well outside the boundaries of this thread. The saucy little tramp.

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#132: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:43:57 by Steph

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3n34tlF19imu6U1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3n34tlF19imu6U1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, <a href="mailto:simonk&#64;simonk.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;simonk.invalid</a>
says...
&gt; 1 Redtailed black shark, 1 Female fighter, 1 dwarf neon rainbow, 1 albino
&gt; corydoras, 4 guppies and 3 Endlers, 2 swordtails, 5 harlequins, and 5
&gt; neons/cardinals. I've got a bigger tank now.

Oh shit!

I was going to suggest you started taking fry into your local shop as
they got bigger, but I didn't realise you had Endlers in the same tank as
guppies. They hybridise and you end up with hundreds of manky mongrel
fish that can really screw up someones breeding lines, (especially if
they look like standard guppies or endlers and then produce throwbacks).

Have you still got the little tank too? If so I'd put the Endlers in
that one. The next 6 batches of fry they produce run the risk of being
hybrids, as female livebearers can store sperm and self fertilise for
anything up to 6 months. After that they should breed true again.

&gt; Oh, and 2 Rams :-)

As I mentioned earlier - good for controlling guppy population ;)

&gt;
&gt; OK, I was hoping that as they were so little I could get by by changing the
&gt; water 2 or 3 times.

They're generally weaker the smaller they are, and therefore more
susceptible to poisoning

&lt;snip&gt;

&gt; They usually get fed the
&gt; powdered baby food but I've tried them with a bigger lump of sinking food
&gt; and they seemed to get the idea that food can come from below as well as
&gt; above!

They're fairly adaptable.

&lt;snip&gt;

&gt; Yep, they had a change this weekend and got another planned for Thursday
&gt; evening

Good

&gt; Thanks, as always
&gt;
No problem.

I'll email you our home phone number, so if you want to chat about any of
it, give us a ring. Although you won't catch me later this afternoon as
I'm off to Penkridge Market.

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#133: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:48:10 by mups

Steve P said...
&gt; mups wrote:
&gt; &gt; Lozzo said...
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt;&gt;the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt;&gt;know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Penelope Keith from her &quot;To the Manor Born&quot; days.
&gt;
&gt; Sarah Jane Honeywell (kids TV presenter). Not particularly attractive
&gt; IMHO but the bunches make early morning watching more bearable. In the
&gt; same mould Charlie Robinson from the Aussie show Hi-5.

Charli Robinson?, nar she's skinny with a big nose. A couple of the
CBeebies presenters aren't bad tho.

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#134: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:48:10 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Champ
&lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:13:55 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;ogden &lt;<a href="mailto:ogden&#64;pre.org" target="_blank">ogden&#64;pre.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;[women]
&gt;&gt;&gt;They'll all do &quot;EVERYTHING&quot;, some just need a little more coaxing
&gt;&gt;&gt;than others.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;where &quot;EVERYTHING&quot; ~ &quot;most stuff&quot;.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;There's some stuff that almost none of them will do.
&gt;
&gt;There's some stuff I don't want to do to them.

Such as?

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#136: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:54:29 by Banana Wielder

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:36:02 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Pip &lt;<a href="mailto:NOSPAMgingerbloke&#64;OMITTHISgmail.com" target="_blank">NOSPAMgingerbloke&#64;OMITTHISgmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:37:41 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;--
&gt;&gt;&gt;d.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;--
&gt;&gt;&gt;darsy
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&lt;drums fingers&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&quot;fuck off&quot;
&gt;--
&gt;darsy

I'd call that a result.

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#137: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:56:03 by darsy

Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:13:55 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;ogden &lt;<a href="mailto:ogden&#64;pre.org" target="_blank">ogden&#64;pre.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;[women]
&gt;&gt;&gt;They'll all do &quot;EVERYTHING&quot;, some just need a little more coaxing
&gt;&gt;&gt;than others.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;where &quot;EVERYTHING&quot; ~ &quot;most stuff&quot;.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;There's some stuff that almost none of them will do.
&gt;
&gt;There's some stuff I don't want to do to them.

well, yes, though it's the stuff I don't want them to do to me that's
important.

&lt;fx: waits for Ace to turn up and expound on the joys of being
buggered with a strap-on&gt;

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#138: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:57:58 by mike bothe

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:xn0e6deew1c3tp002&#64;fra-linux1.fr.stratus.com" target="_blank">xn0e6deew1c3tp002&#64;fra-linux1.fr.stratus.com</a>&gt;,
&quot;Cab&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; mike bothe wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt; Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive
&gt; &gt; &gt; in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though
&gt; &gt; &gt; you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Anne Robinson.
&gt;
&gt; You're insane.

I've been told that before.
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#139: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:58:39 by darsy

Steph &lt;<a href="mailto:stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com" target="_blank">stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a> says...
&gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;, Steph made
&gt;&gt; up the following gibberish:

&gt;&gt; &gt; I do like Richard Hammond though.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You'll have to tussle with BGN for him, then.

YM Wessie.

&gt;We could always share....

Hammond, spit-roasted.

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#140: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 14:59:05 by antonye

SimonM wrote:
&gt;
&gt; Charlie is a bit too chunky. Now Kathleen, thats a
&gt; different matter. She's luuuurvly.

All that singing and intonation would do my head in.

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#142: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:04:08 by someone.not

&quot;Champ&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:14:42 +0100, &quot;Biffa @ Work&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:someone.not&#64;microsoft.com" target="_blank">someone.not&#64;microsoft.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&quot;Champ&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;VBH cos my mate went out with her and shes a dirty bitch ;-)
&gt;&gt;&gt; Fuck, yes! JP keeps taunting me with an introduction to her. I
&gt;&gt;&gt; reckon she's great.
&gt;&gt;I can totally confirm the above statements....
&gt;&gt;Mind like a sewer that girl.....
&gt; Can *you* introduce me?

I *used* to see her a fair bit and always said Hi and had a wee chat
everytime we met.
We sponsor a touring car team, she used to do the ITV coverage.
Last few races have been taken over far less attractive presenter I'm
afraid.
If I see her at Silverstone or Brands then I'll try for a phone number....
;-)

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#143: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:07:34 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:48:10 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
&lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Champ
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:13:55 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;ogden &lt;<a href="mailto:ogden&#64;pre.org" target="_blank">ogden&#64;pre.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;[women]
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;They'll all do &quot;EVERYTHING&quot;, some just need a little more coaxing
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;than others.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;where &quot;EVERYTHING&quot; ~ &quot;most stuff&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;There's some stuff that almost none of them will do.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;There's some stuff I don't want to do to them.
&gt;
&gt;Such as?

Well, to start with, any sort of watersports or scat games, in either
direction, have absolutely zero appeal.
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#144: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:09:31 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Champ
&lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:48:10 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Champ
&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:13:55 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;ogden &lt;<a href="mailto:ogden&#64;pre.org" target="_blank">ogden&#64;pre.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;[women]
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;They'll all do &quot;EVERYTHING&quot;, some just need a little more coaxing
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;than others.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;where &quot;EVERYTHING&quot; ~ &quot;most stuff&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;There's some stuff that almost none of them will do.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;There's some stuff I don't want to do to them.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Such as?
&gt;
&gt;Well, to start with, any sort of watersports or scat games, in either
&gt;direction, have absolutely zero appeal.

Yep, I think I can agree with that. Anything else?

There's a legitimate reason for asking, BTW.

I'm a nosey bastard.

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#145: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:10:14 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:56:03 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:13:55 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;ogden &lt;<a href="mailto:ogden&#64;pre.org" target="_blank">ogden&#64;pre.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;[women]
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;They'll all do &quot;EVERYTHING&quot;, some just need a little more coaxing
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;than others.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;where &quot;EVERYTHING&quot; ~ &quot;most stuff&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;There's some stuff that almost none of them will do.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;There's some stuff I don't want to do to them.
&gt;
&gt;well, yes, though it's the stuff I don't want them to do to me that's
&gt;important.

Sure, but the tone of the conversation seemed to be about the woman
being on the recieving end.

Actually, I know several blokes who say the idea of shagging a woman
up the arse doesn't have any appeal for them at all.

&gt;&lt;fx: waits for Ace to turn up and expound on the joys of being
&gt;buggered with a strap-on&gt;

Oh come come - tell me you've never had a woman's finger up there.
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#146: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:12:11 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:04:08 +0100, &quot;Biffa @ Work&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:someone.not&#64;microsoft.com" target="_blank">someone.not&#64;microsoft.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&quot;Champ&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:14:42 +0100, &quot;Biffa @ Work&quot;
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:someone.not&#64;microsoft.com" target="_blank">someone.not&#64;microsoft.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&quot;Champ&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;VBH cos my mate went out with her and shes a dirty bitch ;-)
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Fuck, yes! JP keeps taunting me with an introduction to her. I
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; reckon she's great.
&gt;&gt;&gt;I can totally confirm the above statements....
&gt;&gt;&gt;Mind like a sewer that girl.....

&gt;&gt; Can *you* introduce me?
&gt;
&gt;I *used* to see her a fair bit and always said Hi and had a wee chat
&gt;everytime we met.
&gt;We sponsor a touring car team, she used to do the ITV coverage.

er, fancy sponsoring a motorcycle endurance team?

&gt;Last few races have been taken over far less attractive presenter I'm
&gt;afraid.
&gt;If I see her at Silverstone or Brands then I'll try for a phone number....
&gt;;-)

Much obliged. Mention my good points.
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#147: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:14:26 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:09:31 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
&lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;[women]
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;They'll all do &quot;EVERYTHING&quot;, some just need a little more coaxing
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;than others.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;where &quot;EVERYTHING&quot; ~ &quot;most stuff&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;There's some stuff that almost none of them will do.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;There's some stuff I don't want to do to them.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Such as?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Well, to start with, any sort of watersports or scat games, in either
&gt;&gt;direction, have absolutely zero appeal.
&gt;
&gt;Yep, I think I can agree with that. Anything else?

&lt;thinks&gt; I guess most forms of violence or infliction of pain are out
too.

&gt;There's a legitimate reason for asking, BTW.
&gt;
&gt;I'm a nosey bastard.

Oh, ok - I was worried you didn't have a genuine reasons for a mo.
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#148: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:17:11 by darsy

Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:56:03 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&lt;fx: waits for Ace to turn up and expound on the joys of being
&gt;&gt;buggered with a strap-on&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Oh come come - tell me you've never had a woman's finger up there.

I've had a woman's tongue up there. Bit of a difference between a
finger or a tongue and a dirty great dildo...

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#149: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:18:19 by zanziba

darsy wrote:
&gt; Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:56:03 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;fx: waits for Ace to turn up and expound on the joys of being
&gt;&gt;&gt; buggered with a strap-on&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Oh come come - tell me you've never had a woman's finger up there.
&gt;
&gt; I've had a woman's tongue up there. Bit of a difference between a
&gt; finger or a tongue and a dirty great dildo...

Girth is the word you are looking for.

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#150: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:22:23 by Hogmeister

...... and this has what to do with motorcycles ?

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#151: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:24:20 by _Ginge

Champ wrote:

&gt; Much obliged. Mention my good points.

Good job.. successful racing career..

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#152: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:27:21 by mike bothe

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:pan.2005.08.24.08.09.46.574711&#64;privacy.com" target="_blank">pan.2005.08.24.08.09.46.574711&#64;privacy.com</a>&gt;,
YTC#1 &lt;<a href="mailto:me&#64;privacy.com" target="_blank">me&#64;privacy.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 09:08:35 +0200, Cab wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; mike bothe wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt;&gt; Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Anne Robinson.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; You're insane.
&gt;
&gt; It will be the dominatrix thing

I had other plans.
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#153: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:28:26 by mike bothe

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:go9og1dhanlog81r36lr9p15vs07ut0bsd&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">go9og1dhanlog81r36lr9p15vs07ut0bsd&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;,
Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 16:14:32 -0700, mike bothe
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt; Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Anne Robinson.
&gt;
&gt; Ye gods. Get help, man.

It is *wrong* isn't it? I can't help myself.
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#154: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:28:54 by Steve Pennycooke

porl wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Charlie is a bit too chunky. Now Kathleen, thats a different matter.
&gt;&gt;She's luuuurvly.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; And well outside the boundaries of this thread. The saucy little tramp.

Whereas Charlie being a bit chunky and not all that attractive to boot
is totally inside IMHO.

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#155: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:34:41 by Steve Pennycooke

mups wrote:
&gt;
&gt; Charli Robinson?, nar she's skinny with a big nose. A couple of the
&gt; CBeebies presenters aren't bad tho.

She's chunky, she's skinny can you lot not make up your minds. Nothing
wrong with big noses. Anyway I thought the point was that they weren't
*that* attractive but you still would.

Which CBeebies presenter. I always comment to the SO that Sue (don't
know her surname) looks dirty to me with that knowing twinkle in her
eye. The retort is usually that I still haven't forgotten the rumours
about Michella Strachan.

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#156: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:40:54 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:32:05 +0100, ogden &lt;<a href="mailto:ogden&#64;pre.org" target="_blank">ogden&#64;pre.org</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Nigella Lawson
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;In case you marry her and catch cancer.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Errr, whoosh, I'm afraid.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;She was married to John Diamond, who died from cancer.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Oh. Was he famous then?
&gt;
&gt;Only for being married to Nigella Lawson and having cancer.

It's a living, I suppose. What are the hours like?
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#157: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:41:29 by simonk

darsy wrote:

&gt;Pip &lt;<a href="mailto:NOSPAMgingerbloke&#64;OMITTHISgmail.com" target="_blank">NOSPAMgingerbloke&#64;OMITTHISgmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:37:41 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;--
&gt;&gt;&gt;d.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;--
&gt;&gt;&gt;darsy
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&lt;drums fingers&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&quot;fuck off&quot;
&gt;--
&gt;darsy

I don't know why I find this so funny.
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#158: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:42:29 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:17:11 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:56:03 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;fx: waits for Ace to turn up and expound on the joys of being
&gt;&gt;&gt;buggered with a strap-on&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Oh come come - tell me you've never had a woman's finger up there.
&gt;
&gt;I've had a woman's tongue up there.

&lt;nods&gt;

&gt;Bit of a difference between a
&gt;finger or a tongue and a dirty great dildo...

Well, I guess it would come down to who selected the dildo.

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#159: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:47:02 by mups

Steve P said...
&gt; mups wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Charli Robinson?, nar she's skinny with a big nose. A couple of the
&gt; &gt; CBeebies presenters aren't bad tho.
&gt;
&gt; She's chunky, she's skinny can you lot not make up your minds. Nothing
&gt; wrong with big noses. Anyway I thought the point was that they weren't
&gt; *that* attractive but you still would.

Anything to stop her singing...

&gt; Which CBeebies presenter. I always comment to the SO that Sue (don't
&gt; know her surname) looks dirty to me with that knowing twinkle in her
&gt; eye. The retort is usually that I still haven't forgotten the rumours
&gt; about Michella Strachan.

Not sure of the name but the blonde one in the middle.

<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/grownups/about_cbeebies/images/index_main_" target="_blank"> http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/grownups/about_cbeebies/images /index_main_</a>
pic.gif

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#160: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:50:38 by simonk

darsy wrote:

&gt;&quot;simonk&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;simonk.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;simonk.invalid</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;darsy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;news:<a href="mailto:ekmog1hfcdm3m6sjpddj7aqqdp681sljed&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">ekmog1hfcdm3m6sjpddj7aqqdp681sljed&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt; Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;darsy wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;I've thought of another for me, mind: Kirsty Wark.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Smart birds are sexier than dim birds.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; agree 100%.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Dim birds can be sexier than fat birds, mind.

Goes without saying.

&gt;&gt;Fat dim birds are right out
&gt;
&gt;&lt;fx: waits for a bunch of *unsubscribe*s&gt;

lol
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#161: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:51:48 by Steve Parry

&quot;prawn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk" target="_blank">prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Ace wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:10:46 +0300, Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Ace wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:48:06 +0100, simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Nigella Lawson
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;I can't for the life of me imagine why you feel that you shouldn't
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;fancy her.
&gt;&gt;&gt;In case you marry her and catch cancer.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Errr, whoosh, I'm afraid.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt; She was married to John Diamond, who died from cancer.
&gt;


*perk* ... you mean she's &quot;available&quot; ??

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#162: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:53:03 by Preston Kemp

Lozzo wrote:

&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive
&gt; in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though
&gt; you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Just thought of another - Emma Watson. Does that mean I'm going to hell
now?


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#163: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:53:44 by Steve Pennycooke

mups wrote:
&gt;
&gt; Anything to stop her singing...

That would be an acheivement, she'd probably be singing &quot;I'm coming....&quot; ;)

&gt; Not sure of the name but the blonde one in the middle.

That's our Sue, with the twinkly eyes and slightly squiffy mouth. Dyin
for it I tell ya!

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#164: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:55:34 by simonk

Steph wrote:

&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:s0mog1luv3oq1mh9oke4u81n4qvjlkd729&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">s0mog1luv3oq1mh9oke4u81n4qvjlkd729&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, <a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>
&gt;says...
&gt;&gt; Steph wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt;&gt; &gt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a> says...
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;, Steph made
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; up the following gibberish:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; I do like Richard Hammond though.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; You'll have to tussle with BGN for him, then.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;We could always share....
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Honestly: do you fancy sucking BGN's cock while Hammond fucks him?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;Er no, not really. &lt;pouring bleach down ear to rid oneself of mental
&gt;image&gt;

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#165: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:56:22 by simonk

Cab wrote:

&gt;Ben Blaney wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Steph wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt;&gt; &gt; <a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a> says...
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;,
&gt;&gt; Steph made &gt;&gt; up the following gibberish:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; I do like Richard Hammond though.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; You'll have to tussle with BGN for him, then.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; We could always share....
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Honestly: do you fancy sucking BGN's cock while Hammond fucks him?
&gt;
&gt;I suppose BGN wouldn't fancy it either really. Well part of the above
&gt;line...

He could shut his eyes and imagine that Steph was a bloke.
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#166: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 15:58:20 by simonk

Champ wrote:

&gt;I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt;events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt;couple of months apart,

&quot;really, your sister liked it when I did that to her&quot;


&gt;but there was never any chance of getting them
&gt;in the sack together, unfortunately.

It's a tough one.

&gt;There's gotta be some sort of
&gt;prize for that, surely?

Last time this cropped up, I was on an uncensored internet connection
so I did some &lt;cough&gt; reseach. It's possible.
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#167: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:01:02 by Mikey

Wik wrote:
&gt;&gt;Penny Smith, off GMTV... and if her and Kate Garroway ever fancied a
&gt;&gt;threesome, they only need ask.
&gt;
&gt; ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
&gt; <a href="http://garrawench.tripod.com/kate80.jpg" target="_blank">http://garrawench.tripod.com/kate80.jpg</a>
&gt;
&gt; Holy Mother of Pearl!

Eeek! She looks like a younger Camilla Parker Bowles in that
picture.

I certainly wouldn't.

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#168: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:03:38 by Ace

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:40:54 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:32:05 +0100, ogden &lt;<a href="mailto:ogden&#64;pre.org" target="_blank">ogden&#64;pre.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Nigella Lawson
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;In case you marry her and catch cancer.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Errr, whoosh, I'm afraid.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;She was married to John Diamond, who died from cancer.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Oh. Was he famous then?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Only for being married to Nigella Lawson and having cancer.
&gt;
&gt;It's a living, I suppose. What are the hours like?

The hours might be OK, but the years are probably short.

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#169: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:03:58 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 16:56:22 +0300, Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; I do like Richard Hammond though.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; You'll have to tussle with BGN for him, then.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; We could always share....
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Honestly: do you fancy sucking BGN's cock while Hammond fucks him?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I suppose BGN wouldn't fancy it either really. Well part of the above
&gt;&gt;line...
&gt;
&gt;He could shut his eyes and imagine that Steph was a bloke.

After all, as has been said on here several times before - there's no
anatomical difference bewteen the inside of a woman's mouth and a
mans.
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#170: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:05:57 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 16:58:20 +0300, Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Champ wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt;&gt;events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt;&gt;couple of months apart,
&gt;
&gt;&quot;really, your sister liked it when I did that to her&quot;

heh. The married sister new about the unmarried one, but not vice
versa, iyswim. At least - I don't think she did...

&gt;&gt;but there was never any chance of getting them
&gt;&gt;in the sack together, unfortunately.
&gt;
&gt;It's a tough one.

One needs challenges in life, after all.

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#171: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:08:58 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Ben Blaney
&lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; typed
&gt;Champ wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt;&gt;events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt;&gt;couple of months apart,
&gt;
&gt;&quot;really, your sister liked it when I did that to her&quot;

Ah, the good old &quot;Rodeo Position&quot;.

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#172: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:13:25 by Banana Wielder

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:22:23 +0100, &quot;RT&quot; &lt;noreply.co.uk&gt; wrote:

&gt;..... and this has what to do with motorcycles ?

... and that has what to do with you, exactly?

NAHAY?

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#173: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:16:38 by Preston Kemp

RT wrote:

&gt;
&gt;
&gt; ..... and this has what to do with motorcycles ?

Nothing, obviously. What's your point?

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#174: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:28:22 by darsy

Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Champ wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt;&gt;events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt;&gt;couple of months apart,

&gt;It's a tough one.

go the whole hog - aim for twins.

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#175: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:29:56 by darsy

darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:


&gt;--
&gt;d.

you cunt.
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#176: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:30:58 by Bonnie Bitch

&quot;Cab&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:xn0e6dejp1iz9t004&#64;fra-linux1.fr.stratus.com..." target="_blank">xn0e6dejp1iz9t004&#64;fra-linux1.fr.stratus.com...</a>
&gt; Dave wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Sheridan Smith (Janet in &quot;Two Pints Of Lager&quot;
&gt;
&gt; She's quite fit, IMO.
&gt;
&gt; I like the other two as well, but the one that plays Louise, looks like
&gt; a moody tart in real life. (I can't remember their names, and can't
&gt; check them out, as my network is playing up)

Natalie Casey (Donna Henshaw)
Kathryn Drysdale (Louise Brooks)

And just for Bear:

Beverley Callard (Floella, Donna's mum)

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#177: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:34:00 by steve auvache

Lozzo wrote
&gt;....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

I don't think there is any I shouldn't fancy. There are a few I don't
but apart from those few in the main I would shag the lot of them.


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#178: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:41:14 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:28:22 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Ben Blaney &lt;<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Champ wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt;&gt;&gt;events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt;&gt;&gt;couple of months apart,
&gt;
&gt;&gt;It's a tough one.
&gt;
&gt;go the whole hog - aim for twins.

If only.

Do you think there are any twins which are hookers?
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#179: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:47:09 by Statto

Lozzo wrote:
&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt; material.
&gt;

Kathy Sykes [1], Fiona Bruce and Claire Barratt [2].

[1] Rough Science physicist and according to
<a href="http://www.bristol.ac.uk/ias/collier/" target="_blank">http://www.bristol.ac.uk/ias/collier/</a> local to me.
[2] Engineer burd on Salvage Squad.
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#180: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:50:48 by darsy

Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:28:22 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;go the whole hog - aim for twins.
&gt;
&gt;If only.
&gt;
&gt;Do you think there are any twins which are hookers?

there are certainly twins who work in porn, so I should think so.
Cane's your man for this sort of into though, I've never paid
(directly) for sex.

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#181: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 16:56:52 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:50:48 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:28:22 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;go the whole hog - aim for twins.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;If only.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Do you think there are any twins which are hookers?
&gt;
&gt;there are certainly twins who work in porn, so I should think so.
&gt;Cane's your man for this sort of into though, I've never paid
&gt;(directly) for sex.

heh. We all 'pay' for sex, as you well know, but I've not actually
handed money over for it either.

I've already started thinking about a 50th birthday blowout.
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#182: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 17:00:38 by Preston Kemp

ogden wrote:

&gt; Krusty wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that
&gt; &gt; &gt; attractive in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy
&gt; &gt; &gt; her even though you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Just thought of another - Emma Watson. Does that mean I'm going to
&gt; &gt; hell now?
&gt;
&gt; You mean the bint off Potter, right?

Yep.

&gt; And not my ex...

JPEG?


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#183: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 17:02:57 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Krusty
&lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt; typed
&gt;ogden wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Krusty wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; attractive in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; her even though you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Just thought of another - Emma Watson. Does that mean I'm going to
&gt;&gt; &gt; hell now?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You mean the bint off Potter, right?
&gt;
&gt;Yep.
&gt;
&gt;&gt; And not my ex...
&gt;
&gt;JPEG?

More like 'BSE', as it happens.

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#184: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 17:06:01 by darsy

Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:50:48 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;there are certainly twins who work in porn, so I should think so.
&gt;&gt;Cane's your man for this sort of into though, I've never paid
&gt;&gt;(directly) for sex.
&gt;
&gt;heh. We all 'pay' for sex, as you well know, but I've not actually
&gt;handed money over for it either.

hence my &quot;directly&quot;.

&gt;I've already started thinking about a 50th birthday blowout.

Combine it with a holiday to Cuba - &quot;cleanest whores in the world&quot;.
Cheap too, well they were when I was there 10 years ago (I was offered
a different girl a night @ $100 for a week). My (then) wife wasn't
that keen on the idea.

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#185: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 17:06:22 by darsy

&quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;ogden wrote:

&gt;&gt; And not my ex...
&gt;
&gt;JPEG?

don't even think about it...

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#186: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 17:07:43 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 16:06:01 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:50:48 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;there are certainly twins who work in porn, so I should think so.
&gt;&gt;&gt;Cane's your man for this sort of into though, I've never paid
&gt;&gt;&gt;(directly) for sex.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;heh. We all 'pay' for sex, as you well know, but I've not actually
&gt;&gt;handed money over for it either.
&gt;
&gt;hence my &quot;directly&quot;.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I've already started thinking about a 50th birthday blowout.
&gt;
&gt;Combine it with a holiday to Cuba - &quot;cleanest whores in the world&quot;.
&gt;Cheap too, well they were when I was there 10 years ago (I was offered
&gt;a different girl a night @ $100 for a week). My (then) wife wasn't
&gt;that keen on the idea.

&lt;makes notes&gt;

Can you get cocaine in Cuba?
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#187: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 17:14:32 by simonk

ogden wrote:

&gt;Steve Parry wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &quot;prawn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk" target="_blank">prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; news:430c465f$0$1289$<a href="mailto:ed2619ec&#64;ptn-nntp-reader02.plus.net..." target="_blank">ed2619ec&#64;ptn-nntp-reader02.plus.net...</a>
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:48:06 +0100, simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Nigella Lawson
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; She was married to John Diamond, who died from cancer.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; *perk* ... you mean she's &quot;available&quot; ??
&gt;
&gt;Hardly. She married a Saatchi before JD was cold.

She struck up with Saatchi while JD was still breathing. Some were
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#188: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 17:15:10 by Ace

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:56:52 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;heh. We all 'pay' for sex, as you well know, but I've not actually
&gt;handed money over for it either.
&gt;
&gt;I've already started thinking about a 50th birthday blowout.

Came across this when doing a search for whore-twins. Looks quite
interesting
<a href="http://www.sakura-fantasyland.ch/index.asp?page=sexparty_en" target="_blank">http://www.sakura-fantasyland.ch/index.asp?page=sexparty_en</a>

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#189: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 17:16:23 by simonk

RT wrote:

&gt;
&gt;
&gt;..... and this has what to do with motorcycles ?
&gt;


Posters to UKRM are interested in motorcycles, that's what.

Cunt.
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#190: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 17:17:26 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Champ
&lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 16:06:01 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:50:48 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;there are certainly twins who work in porn, so I should think so.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Cane's your man for this sort of into though, I've never paid
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(directly) for sex.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;heh. We all 'pay' for sex, as you well know, but I've not actually
&gt;&gt;&gt;handed money over for it either.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;hence my &quot;directly&quot;.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;I've already started thinking about a 50th birthday blowout.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Combine it with a holiday to Cuba - &quot;cleanest whores in the world&quot;.
&gt;&gt;Cheap too, well they were when I was there 10 years ago (I was offered
&gt;&gt;a different girl a night @ $100 for a week). My (then) wife wasn't
&gt;&gt;that keen on the idea.
&gt;
&gt;&lt;makes notes&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Can you get cocaine in Cuba?

&lt;Considers Champ's nose&gt;

If you can, I hope it's cheap.

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#191: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 17:25:35 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 17:15:10 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:56:52 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;heh. We all 'pay' for sex, as you well know, but I've not actually
&gt;&gt;handed money over for it either.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I've already started thinking about a 50th birthday blowout.
&gt;
&gt;Came across this when doing a search for whore-twins. Looks quite
&gt;interesting
&gt;<a href="http://www.sakura-fantasyland.ch/index.asp?page=sexparty_en" target="_blank">http://www.sakura-fantasyland.ch/index.asp?page=sexparty_en</a>

In Switzerland? Good god. Is prostitution legal there? Prices seem
pretty good.
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#192: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 17:33:34 by Blue

&quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:3n3gclF19iihkU1&#64;individual.net..." target="_blank">3n3gclF19iihkU1&#64;individual.net...</a>
&gt; ogden wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Krusty wrote:
&lt;snip&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Just thought of another - Emma Watson. Does that mean I'm going to
&gt;&gt; &gt; hell now?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You mean the bint off Potter, right?
&gt;
&gt; Yep.

<a href="http://www.espudd.com/articles/other/emma.php" target="_blank">http://www.espudd.com/articles/other/emma.php</a>

Subtract 730 days for the &quot;Statutory Rape Free&quot; figure :-)


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#196: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 17:53:36 by Ace

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 16:25:35 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 17:15:10 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:56:52 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;I've already started thinking about a 50th birthday blowout.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Came across this when doing a search for whore-twins. Looks quite
&gt;&gt;interesting
&gt;&gt;<a href="http://www.sakura-fantasyland.ch/index.asp?page=sexparty_en" target="_blank">http://www.sakura-fantasyland.ch/index.asp?page=sexparty_en</a>
&gt;
&gt;In Switzerland? Good god. Is prostitution legal there? Prices seem
&gt;pretty good.

Is it legal? Christ yes, and very strictly regulated, I'm sure.
There's probably at least a dozen quite obvious girly bars that I know
of, plus (according to the search I was referring to, dozens more
private clubs and/or individuals.

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#198: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 17:58:25 by Ace

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 16:33:34 +0100, &quot;Dan White&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:me&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;&quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:3n3gclF19iihkU1&#64;individual.net..." target="_blank">3n3gclF19iihkU1&#64;individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt; ogden wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Krusty wrote:
&gt;&lt;snip&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; Just thought of another - Emma Watson. Does that mean I'm going to
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; hell now?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; You mean the bint off Potter, right?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Yep.
&gt;
&gt;<a href="http://www.espudd.com/articles/other/emma.php" target="_blank">http://www.espudd.com/articles/other/emma.php</a>
&gt;
&gt;Subtract 730 days for the &quot;Statutory Rape Free&quot; figure :-)

Who cares? I'd give her one now, no worries.

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#199: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 18:20:03 by Statto

Whinging Courier wrote:
&gt; In uk.rec.motorcycles, Whinging Courier amazed us all with this pearl of
&gt; wisdom:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;In uk.rec.motorcycles, statto amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;[2] Engineer burd on Salvage Squad.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Oh yeah, I forgot about her and in the same vein, Suzy Perry.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Ewww, nooooooooo. I thought you meant the burd off Scrapheap Challenge.
&gt; I'm going to have to Google now.
&gt;
&gt; Ha! Lisa Rogers.

I don't know if it's just me, but I prefer Cathy Rogers who was the
original Scrapheap Challenge wench.

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#203: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 18:59:27 by SimonM

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 22:40:24 +1000, &quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;
&gt;&quot;SimonM&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:zx-9r&#64;deadspam.com" target="_blank">zx-9r&#64;deadspam.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:b7qog19eev48hogb5hkdvei0pnddi2c4tp&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">b7qog19eev48hogb5hkdvei0pnddi2c4tp&#64;4ax.com...</a>

&gt;&gt; Charlie is a bit too chunky. Now Kathleen, thats a different matter.
&gt;&gt; She's luuuurvly.
&gt;
&gt;And well outside the boundaries of this thread. The saucy little tramp.
&gt;
Oh, yeah. Good point. What about Jup Jup then? Different, quite sexy
in a &quot;sock puppet&quot; kind of way.

Hi 5 aside, Fiona Bruce has always done it for me. Bit plain Jane, but
dirty looking whilst still being quite posh at the same time.

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#205: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 19:16:26 by mike bothe

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:430C8AD8.F8A58DCD&#64;pre.org" target="_blank">430C8AD8.F8A58DCD&#64;pre.org</a>&gt;, ogden &lt;<a href="mailto:ogden&#64;pre.org" target="_blank">ogden&#64;pre.org</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; Krusty wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive
&gt; &gt; &gt; in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though
&gt; &gt; &gt; you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Just thought of another - Emma Watson. Does that mean I'm going to hell
&gt; &gt; now?
&gt;
&gt; You mean the bint off Potter, right? And not my ex...

Speaking of which (after coming to my senses) I quite fancy Madam Hooch
(Zoe Wanamaker).
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#206: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 19:17:09 by mike bothe

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:GYW3oR5hwIDDJw39&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">GYW3oR5hwIDDJw39&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk</a>&gt;,
Wicked Uncle Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Krusty
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt; typed
&gt; &gt;ogden wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Krusty wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; attractive in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; her even though you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Just thought of another - Emma Watson. Does that mean I'm going to
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; hell now?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; You mean the bint off Potter, right?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Yep.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; And not my ex...
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;JPEG?
&gt;
&gt; More like 'BSE', as it happens.

I had one of them once.
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#207: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 19:29:09 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:08uog1pr6iq4t4br9qim7qbr2s6gp39lpk&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">08uog1pr6iq4t4br9qim7qbr2s6gp39lpk&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Ben Blaney made
up the following gibberish:
&gt; darsy wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;Pip &lt;<a href="mailto:NOSPAMgingerbloke&#64;OMITTHISgmail.com" target="_blank">NOSPAMgingerbloke&#64;OMITTHISgmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:37:41 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;--
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;d.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;--
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;darsy
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&lt;drums fingers&gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&quot;fuck off&quot;
&gt; &gt;--
&gt; &gt;darsy
&gt;
&gt; I don't know why I find this so funny.

It's knowing the both of them...
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#208: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 19:31:08 by Paul Corfield

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 00:32:41 +0100, Wik &lt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3n1oukF195hm1U1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3n1oukF195hm1U1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, JackH made up the following
&gt;gibberish:
&gt;&gt; Penny Smith, off GMTV... and if her and Kate Garroway ever fancied a
&gt;&gt; threesome, they only need ask.
&gt; ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
&gt;Who?
&gt;
&gt;&lt;googles&gt;
&gt;
&gt;<a href="http://garrawench.tripod.com/kate80.jpg" target="_blank">http://garrawench.tripod.com/kate80.jpg</a>

You wouldn't get many of those on the electronic scales at Sainsburys
would you?
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#209: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 19:31:47 by Paul Corfield

On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 23:37:14 GMT, wessie &lt;<a href="mailto:putmynamehere&#64;tesco.net" target="_blank">putmynamehere&#64;tesco.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Lozzo emerged from their own little world to say
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt;Richard Hammond

&lt;chortle&gt;
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#210: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 19:34:00 by Wik

In article &lt;dehsmm$9c9$<a href="mailto:1&#64;news-out.ftel.co.uk" target="_blank">1&#64;news-out.ftel.co.uk</a>&gt;, Steve P made up the
following gibberish:
&gt; porl wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;Charlie is a bit too chunky. Now Kathleen, thats a different matter.
&gt; &gt;&gt;She's luuuurvly.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; And well outside the boundaries of this thread. The saucy little tramp.
&gt;
&gt; Whereas Charlie being a bit chunky and not all that attractive to boot
&gt; is totally inside IMHO.

ITYM Charli.
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#211: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 19:34:04 by Paul Corfield

On 24 Aug 2005 09:08:01 GMT, &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Wik wrote:
&gt;&gt; This one's good for me...
&gt;&gt; <a href="http://gaffa.org/wow/k82.jpg" target="_blank">http://gaffa.org/wow/k82.jpg</a>
&gt;
&gt;You fancy Michael Jackson?!?

LOL!
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#212: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 19:45:20 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:lq5pg1lc3il6i6oii71qa3gc5uolq0m8b3&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">lq5pg1lc3il6i6oii71qa3gc5uolq0m8b3&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Ace made up the
following gibberish:

[prostitution in CH]

&gt; Is it legal? Christ yes, and very strictly regulated, I'm sure.
&gt; There's probably at least a dozen quite obvious girly bars that I know
&gt; of, plus (according to the search I was referring to, dozens more
&gt; private clubs and/or individuals.

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Posted on 2005-08-24 19:49:40 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3n3iafF19kg2hU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3n3iafF19kg2hU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, Dan White made up the
following gibberish:
&gt; &quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:3n3gclF19iihkU1&#64;individual.net..." target="_blank">3n3gclF19iihkU1&#64;individual.net...</a>
&gt; &gt; ogden wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Krusty wrote:
&gt; &lt;snip&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Just thought of another - Emma Watson. Does that mean I'm going to
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; hell now?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; You mean the bint off Potter, right?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Yep.
&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://www.espudd.com/articles/other/emma.php" target="_blank">http://www.espudd.com/articles/other/emma.php</a>
&gt;
&gt; Subtract 730 days for the &quot;Statutory Rape Free&quot; figure :-)

You're a bad, bad man...
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Posted on 2005-08-24 19:50:55 by MB

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a> says...
&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;

Living in Cloggyland, I'd better nominate a cloggy; Ellen ten Damme.

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#216: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 20:00:46 by _Ginge

frag wrote:
&gt; Whinging Courier scribbled:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; In uk.rec.motorcycles, frag amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Jeri Ryan (7 of 9 from ST Voyager)
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; <a href="http://www.ukrm.co.uk/jryan.bmp" target="_blank">http://www.ukrm.co.uk/jryan.bmp</a>
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Yes, it is my wallpaper :)
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who Photoshopped that?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Her face is a different colour to the rest of her!
&gt;
&gt; And? :)

And she's a fucking Borg, geezer.

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#217: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 20:09:51 by MB

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:2gqog1d7j728gpgmr3vn1j3e93g0o3hdc8&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">2gqog1d7j728gpgmr3vn1j3e93g0o3hdc8&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;,
<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a> says...
&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:30:11 GMT, Howard &lt;<a href="mailto:dghoward&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">dghoward&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Wife's sister
&gt;
&gt; You mean you haven't suggested it already?
&gt;
&gt; I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt; events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt; couple of months apart, but there was never any chance of getting them
&gt; in the sack together, unfortunately. There's gotta be some sort of
&gt; prize for that, surely?
&gt;

How do you get a set of sisters &quot;a couple of months apart&quot;?

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#218: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 20:13:02 by MB

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3n371sF196fimU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3n371sF196fimU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, <a href="mailto:simonk&#64;simonk.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;simonk.invalid</a>
says...
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Beav&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxoorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxoorld.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:11gop3l693jse9c&#64;news.supernews.com..." target="_blank">11gop3l693jse9c&#64;news.supernews.com...</a>
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; &gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; &gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Toyah Wilcox
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Sad, but true.
&gt;
&gt; She's improved with age, certainly
&gt;
&gt;

Durty laugh.

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#219: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 20:31:57 by Preston II

<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a> Dave says...

&gt; And just for Bear:
&gt;
&gt; Beverley Callard (Floella, Donna's mum)

Wha? Who?
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#220: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 20:34:17 by Preston II

<a href="mailto:me7&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">me7&#64;privacy.net</a> Ben Blaney says...
&gt; ogden wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;Steve Parry wrote:

&gt; &gt;&gt; *perk* ... you mean she's &quot;available&quot; ??
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Hardly. She married a Saatchi before JD was cold.
&gt;
&gt; She struck up with Saatchi while JD was still breathing. Some were
&gt; Not Impressed.

Yeah but be fair; he must have been a right grumpy bastard to have
around by then.
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#221: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 20:37:28 by Preston II

<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a> Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
&gt; Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Champ
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt; &gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:13:55 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;ogden &lt;<a href="mailto:ogden&#64;pre.org" target="_blank">ogden&#64;pre.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;[women]
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;They'll all do &quot;EVERYTHING&quot;, some just need a little more coaxing
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;than others.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;where &quot;EVERYTHING&quot; ~ &quot;most stuff&quot;.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;There's some stuff that almost none of them will do.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;There's some stuff I don't want to do to them.
&gt;
&gt; Such as?

Clean their kitchens.
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#222: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 20:40:37 by chateauSPAMKILL.murray

YTC#1 &lt;<a href="mailto:me&#64;privacy.com" target="_blank">me&#64;privacy.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 09:08:18 +0200, Cab wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; Muck wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; As Champ has come out about Bjork, I will too.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &lt;steps up&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; My name is Muck, and I like Bjork.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &lt;steps back down&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &lt;runs away&gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &lt;steps up&gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; My name is Cab, and I've always liked Björk. Nothing to do with Champ
&gt; &gt; liking her.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &lt;steps back down&gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &lt;bimbles off dazed&gt;
&gt;
&gt; You are all sick sick sick

That reminds me: Bruce's missus is well fit.



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Posted on 2005-08-24 20:40:38 by chateauSPAMKILL.murray

wessie &lt;<a href="mailto:putmynamehere&#64;tesco.net" target="_blank">putmynamehere&#64;tesco.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; Lozzo emerged from their own little world to say
&gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt;
&gt; Richard Hammond

LOL

So does my daughter.


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#224: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 20:40:40 by chateauSPAMKILL.murray

Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt; material.

Ooh. Just remembered. kd lang.

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#225: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

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#226: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 21:19:53 by Paul - xxx

frag came up with the following;:
&gt; Lozzo scribbled:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive

&gt; Jeri Ryan (7 of 9 from ST Voyager)

But she's a babe anyway, so how does that fit the criteria?

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#227: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 21:22:25 by Blue

&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:qk5pg1phe2fno3n5viejg8u3nkofptus3t&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">qk5pg1phe2fno3n5viejg8u3nkofptus3t&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&lt;snip&gt;
&gt; And I fancy Hugh Laurie, at least in his current stbbly, angsty,
&gt; Hollywood photography &quot;House&quot; incarnation.

Yet another series I have had to burn to DVD for the missus... For some
annoying reason the first couple of discs' worth of episodes went out of
sync with the sound about halfway through :-(

Did you get that CSI DVD off Bee?


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#228: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 21:23:41 by Blue

&quot;Wik&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76c39419a91e9f989746&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d76c39419a91e9f989746&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3n3iafF19kg2hU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3n3iafF19kg2hU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, Dan White made up the
&gt; following gibberish:
&lt;snip&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; <a href="http://www.espudd.com/articles/other/emma.php" target="_blank">http://www.espudd.com/articles/other/emma.php</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Subtract 730 days for the &quot;Statutory Rape Free&quot; figure :-)
&gt;
&gt; You're a bad, bad man...
&gt; ;-)

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#229: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 22:15:31 by Lozzo

Champ says...
&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:10:42 +0100, Judge
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk" target="_blank">judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt;&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt;&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Carol Vorderman
&gt; &gt;Suzi Quatro
&gt; &gt;Paris Hilton
&gt; &gt;Kirsty Young
&gt; &gt;Beyonce Knowles
&gt; &gt;Elizabeth Hurley
&gt; &gt;Chasey Lain
&gt; &gt;Angelina Jolie
&gt; &gt;Uma Thurman
&gt; &gt;Anna Kournikova
&gt; &gt;Jennifer Ellison
&gt; &gt;Emma Bunton
&gt; &gt;Fi Glover
&gt; &gt;Ivanka Trump
&gt; &gt;Kylie Minogue
&gt; &gt;Kim Cattrall
&gt; &gt;Anna Friel
&gt; &gt;Penelope Cruz
&gt; &gt;Dannii Minogue
&gt; &gt;Sharon Stone
&gt; &gt;Katie Holmes
&gt; &gt;Keira Knightley
&gt; &gt;Jewel (Kilcher)
&gt;
&gt; You appear to have missed the point by a fucking country mile, you
&gt; idiot.

I thought that too, but I refuse to acknowledge the twat directly.

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#230: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 22:18:11 by Lozzo

ogden says...

&gt; They'll all do &quot;EVERYTHING&quot;, some just need a little more Rohypnol
&gt; than others.

AOL

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#231: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 22:20:21 by Lozzo

Champ says...

&gt; Actually, I know several blokes who say the idea of shagging a woman
&gt; up the arse doesn't have any appeal for them at all.

It's OK, but I can't say it's the be all and end all of sexual
experiences. I can take it or leave it, it's not something I just
*have* to do to every woman I sleep with.

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#232: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 22:21:32 by Judge

Champ wrote:
&gt;
&gt; You appear to have missed the point by a fucking country mile, you
&gt; idiot.

It was late. I was tired so I used the shotgun approach. I think some of
them hit home.

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#233: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 22:22:12 by Lozzo

Snowleopard says...

&gt; And I fancy Hugh Laurie, at least in his current stbbly, angsty,
&gt; Hollywood photography &quot;House&quot; incarnation.

I watched a couple of episodes of that at a friend's house. He's rather
good in it, isn't he?

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#234: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 22:27:27 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Judge
&lt;<a href="mailto:judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk" target="_blank">judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;Champ wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You appear to have missed the point by a fucking country mile, you
&gt;&gt; idiot.
&gt;
&gt;It was late. I was tired so I used the shotgun

Oh, if only.

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#235: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 22:35:42 by Lozzo

Champ says...
&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:30:11 GMT, Howard &lt;<a href="mailto:dghoward&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">dghoward&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Wife's sister
&gt;
&gt; You mean you haven't suggested it already?
&gt;
&gt; I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt; events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt; couple of months apart, but there was never any chance of getting them
&gt; in the sack together, unfortunately. There's gotta be some sort of
&gt; prize for that, surely?

Two sisters with 3 months, and then one of them's daughter 21 years
later. I win.

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#236: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 22:39:02 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Lozzo
&lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt; Champ says...
&gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:30:11 GMT, Howard &lt;<a href="mailto:dghoward&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">dghoward&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Wife's sister
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You mean you haven't suggested it already?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt;&gt; events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt;&gt; couple of months apart, but there was never any chance of getting them
&gt;&gt; in the sack together, unfortunately. There's gotta be some sort of
&gt;&gt; prize for that, surely?
&gt;
&gt;Two sisters with 3 months, and then one of them's daughter 21 years
&gt;later. I win.

You did check who the daughter's father was, I trust?

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#237: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 22:48:16 by Judge

Ben Blaney wrote:

&gt; Smart birds are sexier than dim birds.

Absolutely. Wit helps too.

Hence Fi Glover on my list. Very dry and cool, she is. Nobody's fool.
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#238: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 22:52:04 by Ferger

Lozzo secured a place in history by writing:

&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Quality bit of soft-fishing, funniest thread in ages.

Kathy Burke. No, really.

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#239: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 22:53:26 by Judge

Ace wrote:

&gt;
&gt; Oh. Was he famous then?
&gt;
A journalist and, later, TV presenter.

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#240: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 22:55:54 by Ferger

mike bothe secured a place in history by writing:

&gt; (Zoe Wanamaker).

Ooooh, good call.

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#241: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 23:03:08 by Lozzo

mb says...
&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:2gqog1d7j728gpgmr3vn1j3e93g0o3hdc8&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">2gqog1d7j728gpgmr3vn1j3e93g0o3hdc8&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;,
&gt; <a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a> says...
&gt; &gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:30:11 GMT, Howard &lt;<a href="mailto:dghoward&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">dghoward&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;Wife's sister
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; You mean you haven't suggested it already?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt; &gt; events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt; &gt; couple of months apart, but there was never any chance of getting them
&gt; &gt; in the sack together, unfortunately. There's gotta be some sort of
&gt; &gt; prize for that, surely?
&gt; &gt;
&gt;
&gt; How do you get a set of sisters &quot;a couple of months apart&quot;?

In my case, with charm, a huge dick and a reputation to uphold.

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Posted on 2005-08-24 23:05:18 by Lozzo

darsy says...
&gt; &quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; &gt;news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt; &gt;&gt; material.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;She married /how/ many?
&gt;
&gt; she's an ordained minister - it's actually a lot more than 3. And it's
&gt; an even number.

I thought it was 3, I am behind the times then. I didn't know she was
in the god-squad., that puts a different light on things[1]

[1] One of the durtiest burds I know is a very religious type.

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Posted on 2005-08-24 23:06:20 by Steve

Vass &lt;<a href="mailto:mark.nalder_TRAPTHESPAM_&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">mark.nalder_TRAPTHESPAM_&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt; &gt; material.
&gt; &gt;
&gt;
&gt; VBH cos my mate went out with her and shes a dirty bitch ;-)

Can't see what that would be wrong, though, which is the point of the
thread.
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Posted on 2005-08-24 23:19:52 by Ferger

mups secured a place in history by writing:

&gt;&gt; Which CBeebies presenter. I always comment to the SO that Sue (don't
&gt;&gt; know her surname) looks dirty to me with that knowing twinkle in her
&gt;&gt; eye. The retort is usually that I still haven't forgotten the rumours
&gt;&gt; about Michella Strachan.
&gt;
&gt; Not sure of the name but the blonde one in the middle.
&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/grownups/about_cbeebies/images/index_main_" target="_blank"> http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/grownups/about_cbeebies/images /index_main_</a>
&gt; pic.gif
&gt;

The black one - ICBA to google her name, but she was my first nomination,
on the grounds that all kiddy TV presenters must be out of bounds.

Whilst I'm here - that Chris bloke on the left, he's the best kiddy TV
presenter ever, and I don't think he's gay either, which is a peculiar
break with 'Oscar Winning Kiddy TV Presenter' tradition. Brian Cant, eat
your heart out, you Cant.

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#245: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 23:28:23 by Lozzo

ogden says...
&gt; Krusty wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive
&gt; &gt; &gt; in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though
&gt; &gt; &gt; you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Just thought of another - Emma Watson. Does that mean I'm going to hell
&gt; &gt; now?
&gt;
&gt; You mean the bint off Potter, right? And not my ex...

I was thinking just that. Your ex's real surname isn't Watson anyway,
is it? Some Slavic name IIRC.

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#246: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 23:28:54 by Lozzo

mike bothe says...
&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:GYW3oR5hwIDDJw39&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">GYW3oR5hwIDDJw39&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk</a>&gt;,
&gt; Wicked Uncle Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Krusty
&gt; &gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt; typed
&gt; &gt; &gt;ogden wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; Krusty wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; attractive in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; her even though you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Just thought of another - Emma Watson. Does that mean I'm going to
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; hell now?
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; You mean the bint off Potter, right?
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;Yep.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; And not my ex...
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;JPEG?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; More like 'BSE', as it happens.
&gt;
&gt; I had one of them once.

500 single?

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#247: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 23:30:45 by Lozzo

Ginge says...
&gt; frag wrote:
&gt; &gt; Whinging Courier scribbled:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; In uk.rec.motorcycles, frag amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; Jeri Ryan (7 of 9 from ST Voyager)
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; <a href="http://www.ukrm.co.uk/jryan.bmp" target="_blank">http://www.ukrm.co.uk/jryan.bmp</a>
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; Yes, it is my wallpaper :)
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Who Photoshopped that?
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Her face is a different colour to the rest of her!
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; And? :)
&gt;
&gt; And she's a fucking Borg, boyo.
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Think of the Welsh.&quot;

&quot; &quot;

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#248: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 23:39:36 by unknown

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#249: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 23:43:26 by mike bothe

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76f6edd27f784f98ac98&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d76f6edd27f784f98ac98&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; mike bothe says...
&gt; &gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:GYW3oR5hwIDDJw39&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">GYW3oR5hwIDDJw39&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt; Wicked Uncle Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Krusty
&gt; &gt; &gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt; typed
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;ogden wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; Krusty wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; attractive in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; her even though you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Just thought of another - Emma Watson. Does that mean I'm going to
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; hell now?
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; You mean the bint off Potter, right?
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;Yep.
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; And not my ex...
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;JPEG?
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; More like 'BSE', as it happens.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; I had one of them once.
&gt;
&gt; 500 single?

250 actually. I was thinking along the lines of 'mad cow' than BSA
single. Lovely bike, I can't say the same for the ex.
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#250: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 23:44:25 by platypus

The Older Gentleman wrote:
&gt; Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive
&gt;&gt; in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though
&gt;&gt; you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;&gt; material.
&gt;
&gt; Ooh. Just remembered. kd lang.
&gt;
&gt; And the heroine in the cartoon version of Beauty &amp; the Beast.

Mariella Frostrup
Michelle Yeoh
Lisa Lyon
Ayesha Brough

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#253: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 23:53:12 by Steve

platypus &lt;<a href="mailto:monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk" target="_blank">monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; The Older Gentleman wrote:
&gt; &gt; Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive
&gt; &gt;&gt; in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though
&gt; &gt;&gt; you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt; &gt;&gt; material.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Ooh. Just remembered. kd lang.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; And the heroine in the cartoon version of Beauty &amp; the Beast.
&gt;
&gt; Mariella Frostrup

Nothing wrong about that.

&gt; Michelle Yeoh

I can see your point with her.

&gt; Lisa Lyon

That's scary, I have bigger tits.

&gt; Ayesha Brough

Can't find a decent enough photo.
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#254: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 23:53:40 by Steve

Ferger &lt;<a href="mailto:terferger&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">terferger&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; Lozzo secured a place in history by writing:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Quality bit of soft-fishing, funniest thread in ages.
&gt;
&gt; Kathy Burke. No, really.

You sick bastard.

I'm sure you can get help for that, you know ;-)
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#255: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-24 23:55:39 by Lozzo

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
&gt; Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Lozzo
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt; &gt; Champ says...
&gt; &gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:30:11 GMT, Howard &lt;<a href="mailto:dghoward&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">dghoward&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Wife's sister
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; You mean you haven't suggested it already?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt; &gt;&gt; events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt; &gt;&gt; couple of months apart, but there was never any chance of getting them
&gt; &gt;&gt; in the sack together, unfortunately. There's gotta be some sort of
&gt; &gt;&gt; prize for that, surely?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Two sisters with 3 months, and then one of them's daughter 21 years
&gt; &gt;later. I win.
&gt;
&gt; You did check who the daughter's father was, I trust?

It wasn't an issue, unless her mother had a 3 year gestation period.

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#256: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 00:03:37 by Preston Kemp

Dan White wrote:

&gt; &quot;Wik&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76c39419a91e9f989746&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d76c39419a91e9f989746&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; &gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3n3iafF19kg2hU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3n3iafF19kg2hU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, Dan White made up the
&gt; &gt; following gibberish:
&gt; &lt;snip&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; <a href="http://www.espudd.com/articles/other/emma.php" target="_blank">http://www.espudd.com/articles/other/emma.php</a>
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Subtract 730 days for the &quot;Statutory Rape Free&quot; figure :-)
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; You're a bad, bad man...
&gt; &gt; ;-)
&gt;
&gt; And she wants me that way too. Oh yes... she does...

You can all fuck RIGHT off - I bagged her first. If you want to stir
the porridge after, that's fine - but I'm first.

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#257: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 00:06:35 by Ferger

SteveH secured a place in history by writing:

&gt;&gt; Kathy Burke. No, really.
&gt;
&gt; You sick bastard.
&gt;
&gt; I'm sure you can get help for that, you know ;-)

She's smart, funny and nowhere near as Dwaynetta as the make-up makes her
look. I'd give it a go any day. I mean, frankly, I've done far worse [1]

[1] Surveys life history, shakes head in resigned 'you can't rewrite
history' fashion...

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#258: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 00:15:13 by platypus

SteveH wrote:
&gt; platypus &lt;<a href="mailto:monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk" target="_blank">monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; The Older Gentleman wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; material.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Ooh. Just remembered. kd lang.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; And the heroine in the cartoon version of Beauty &amp; the Beast.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Mariella Frostrup
&gt;
&gt; Nothing wrong about that.
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Michelle Yeoh
&gt;
&gt; I can see your point with her.
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Lisa Lyon
&gt;
&gt; That's scary, I have bigger tits.

Me too. So?

&gt;&gt; Ayesha Brough
&gt;
&gt; Can't find a decent enough photo.

She seems to have dropped out of sight.

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#259: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 00:17:18 by Steve

platypus &lt;<a href="mailto:monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk" target="_blank">monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; &gt; That's scary, I have bigger tits.
&gt;
&gt; Me too. So?

I could never shag a girl with smaller tits than me.

&lt;thinks&gt;
It's not likely to happen, either.
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#260: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 00:21:39 by Lozzo

SteveH says...
&gt; platypus &lt;<a href="mailto:monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk" target="_blank">monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; That's scary, I have bigger tits.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Me too. So?
&gt;
&gt; I could never shag a girl with smaller tits than me.
&gt;
&gt; &lt;thinks&gt;
&gt; It's not likely to happen, either.

Your missus is quite well endowed in the chesticles department, but
you're getting close to outdoing her, from what I remember

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#261: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 00:24:08 by Steve

Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; SteveH says...
&gt; &gt; platypus &lt;<a href="mailto:monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk" target="_blank">monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; That's scary, I have bigger tits.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Me too. So?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; I could never shag a girl with smaller tits than me.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &lt;thinks&gt;
&gt; &gt; It's not likely to happen, either.
&gt;
&gt; Your missus is quite well endowed in the chesticles
^^^^^^^^^^

Great word, not used nearly often enough.

&gt; department, but
&gt; you're getting close to outdoing her, from what I remember

&lt;mutters&gt;
Fucking skinny cunt.
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#262: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 00:29:12 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, SteveH
&lt;<a href="mailto:steve&#64;italiancar.co.uk" target="_blank">steve&#64;italiancar.co.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; SteveH says...
&gt;&gt; &gt; platypus &lt;<a href="mailto:monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk" target="_blank">monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; That's scary, I have bigger tits.
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Me too. So?
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; I could never shag a girl with smaller tits than me.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; &lt;thinks&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; It's not likely to happen, either.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Your missus is quite well endowed in the chesticles
&gt; ^^^^^^^^^^
&gt;
&gt;Great word, not used nearly often enough.
&gt;
&gt;&gt; department, but
&gt;&gt; you're getting close to outdoing her, from what I remember
&gt;
&gt;&lt;mutters&gt;
&gt;Fucking skinny cunt.

You wanna watch that, Steve. Remember Molly's feem choon:

#It started with some tits...

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#263: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 00:30:22 by Steve

Wicked Uncle Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; &gt;&lt;mutters&gt;
&gt; &gt;Fucking skinny cunt.
&gt;
&gt; You wanna watch that, Steve. Remember Molly's feem choon:
&gt;
&gt; #It started with some tits...

*snort*

Funniest thing I've seen all day. (mind, I did spend today in an 8 hour
meeting)
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#264: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 00:33:19 by Tullyhubbert

&lt;<a href="mailto:deadmail&#64;burnt.org.uk" target="_blank">deadmail&#64;burnt.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message

&gt;&gt;&gt;Kate Bush

&gt; She had (I think) a guitar with shotgun barrels (or something) on TOTP
&gt; once. Naturally I imagined it was something else in idle moments about
&gt; *cough* 27 years ago.

Probably &quot;James and the cold gun&quot; 1978

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#265: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 00:48:41 by unknown

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#266: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:02:14 by Blue

&quot;Krusty&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid" target="_blank">dontwantany&#64;nowhere.invalid</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:3n495oF19f164U1&#64;individual.net..." target="_blank">3n495oF19f164U1&#64;individual.net...</a>
&gt; Dan White wrote:
&gt;
&lt;snip&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; And she wants me that way too. Oh yes... she does...
&gt;
&gt; You can all fuck RIGHT off - I bagged her first. If you want to stir
&gt; the porridge after, that's fine - but I'm first.

You can't do every orifice at the same time...


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#267: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:11:09 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:27:27 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
&lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Judge
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk" target="_blank">judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;&gt;Champ wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; You appear to have missed the point by a fucking country mile, you
&gt;&gt;&gt; idiot.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;It was late. I was tired so I used the shotgun
&gt;
&gt;Oh, if only.

If he put the business end in his gob, would he still be able to reach
the trigger?
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#268: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:11:34 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:21:32 +0100, Judge
&lt;<a href="mailto:judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk" target="_blank">judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Champ wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You appear to have missed the point by a fucking country mile, you
&gt;&gt; idiot.
&gt;
&gt;It was late. I was tired so I used the shotgun approach. I think some of
&gt;them hit home.

And you're still missing the point.
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#269: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:11:44 by Badger

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:01:02 +0100, Mikey wrote:
&gt;
&gt; Camilla Parker Bowles

Now there's someone I find attractive in an unobvious way.

I suspect that asking the obvious might be treasonable, though...

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#270: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:11:51 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Champ
&lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:27:27 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Judge
&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk" target="_blank">judge-10&#64;nospam-old-bailey.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;&gt;&gt;Champ wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; You appear to have missed the point by a fucking country mile, you
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; idiot.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;It was late. I was tired so I used the shotgun
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Oh, if only.
&gt;
&gt;If he put the business end in his gob, would he still be able to reach
&gt;the trigger?

I'm sure someone would be able to assist.

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#271: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:13:36 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 19:37:28 +0100, Bear &lt;<a href="mailto:bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;[women]
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;They'll all do &quot;EVERYTHING&quot;, some just need a little more coaxing
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;than others.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;where &quot;EVERYTHING&quot; ~ &quot;most stuff&quot;.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;There's some stuff that almost none of them will do.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;There's some stuff I don't want to do to them.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Such as?
&gt;
&gt;Clean their kitchens.

heh. cnut.
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#272: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:15:43 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 18:45:20 +0100, Wik
&lt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:lq5pg1lc3il6i6oii71qa3gc5uolq0m8b3&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">lq5pg1lc3il6i6oii71qa3gc5uolq0m8b3&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Ace made up the
&gt;following gibberish:
&gt;
&gt;[prostitution in CH]
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Is it legal? Christ yes, and very strictly regulated, I'm sure.
&gt;&gt; There's probably at least a dozen quite obvious girly bars that I know
&gt;&gt; of, plus (according to the search I was referring to, dozens more
&gt;&gt; private clubs and/or individuals.
&gt;
&gt;[mentally reassesses the Swiss]

I'm with you on that one, Wik.

Tricky coves, obviously.
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#273: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:17:16 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 20:09:51 +0200, mb
&lt;<a href="mailto:zierikzeenospamhere&#64;orheregmail.com" target="_blank">zierikzeenospamhere&#64;orheregmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:2gqog1d7j728gpgmr3vn1j3e93g0o3hdc8&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">2gqog1d7j728gpgmr3vn1j3e93g0o3hdc8&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;,
&gt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a> says...
&gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:30:11 GMT, Howard &lt;<a href="mailto:dghoward&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">dghoward&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Wife's sister
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You mean you haven't suggested it already?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt;&gt; events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt;&gt; couple of months apart, but there was never any chance of getting them
&gt;&gt; in the sack together, unfortunately. There's gotta be some sort of
&gt;&gt; prize for that, surely?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;How do you get a set of sisters &quot;a couple of months apart&quot;?

Are you being deliberately stupid?
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#274: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:18:09 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 22:05:18 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt; darsy says...
&gt;&gt; &quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; &gt;news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; material.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;She married /how/ many?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; she's an ordained minister - it's actually a lot more than 3. And it's
&gt;&gt; an even number.
&gt;
&gt;I thought it was 3, I am behind the times then. I didn't know she was
&gt;in the god-squad., that puts a different light on things[1]

I think the little chap with the funny accent was trying to be
funny/clever.
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#275: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:20:50 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 16:50:42 +0100, Whinging Courier
&lt;<a href="mailto:markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk" target="_blank">markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;In uk.rec.motorcycles, statto amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; [2] Engineer burd on Salvage Squad.
&gt;
&gt;Oh yeah, I forgot about her and in the same vein, Suzy Perry.

&lt;sigh&gt;

Look, pretty much everyone fancies La Perry to some degree. This
thread is meant to be about burds that you shouldn't fancy, but you
do.
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#276: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:21:20 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:Xns96BCEB1545549gsx750057xsg&#64;84.92.1.10" target="_blank">Xns96BCEB1545549gsx750057xsg&#64;84.92.1.10</a>&gt;, Ferger made up the
following gibberish:
&gt; &gt;&gt; Kathy Burke. No, really.
&gt; &gt;

&gt; She's smart, funny and nowhere near as Dwaynetta as the make-up makes her
&gt; look. I'd give it a go any day. I mean, frankly, I've done far worse

But she's from Watford...
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#277: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:26:32 by Neal Champion

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:44:25 GMT, &quot;platypus&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk" target="_blank">monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Mariella Frostrup

Don't be daft - she's gorgeous.

&gt;Michelle Yeoh

Ooh, yes - good call

&gt;Lisa Lyon

&lt;fx: google&gt; Ok, I can see that. I quite like women with a bit of
muscle definition

&gt;Ayesha Brough

Even after googling I couldn't work out who you meant.



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#278: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:30:09 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Champ
&lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:44:25 GMT, &quot;platypus&quot;
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk" target="_blank">monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Ayesha Brough
&gt;
&gt;Even after googling I couldn't work out who you meant.

I *think* I know who he means. He wants to put his Unidentified Object
up her, I reckon.

He's got a fierce memory if it's who I think it is, though.

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Posted on 2005-08-25 01:30:34 by Badger

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:13:35 +0100, Beav wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote...
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Toyah Wilcox

Where's the &quot;shouldn't&quot; element?

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#280: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:35:48 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Wicked Uncle
Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Champ
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:44:25 GMT, &quot;platypus&quot;
&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk" target="_blank">monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Ayesha Brough
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Even after googling I couldn't work out who you meant.
&gt;
&gt;I *think* I know who he means. He wants to put his Unidentified Object
&gt;up her, I reckon.
&gt;
&gt;He's got a fierce memory if it's who I think it is, though.
&gt;

Poor form, etc...

Got her:

<a href="http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg" target="_blank">http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg</a>

It appears the Monotremic memory was slightly faulty on the spelling.


I can *sort* of see what he means, thobut.

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#281: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:43:02 by mike bothe

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:EY734ebURQDDJwWG&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">EY734ebURQDDJwWG&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk</a>&gt;,
Wicked Uncle Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Wicked Uncle
&gt; Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt; &gt;Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Champ
&gt; &gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt; &gt;&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:44:25 GMT, &quot;platypus&quot;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk" target="_blank">monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;Ayesha Brough
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;Even after googling I couldn't work out who you meant.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;I *think* I know who he means. He wants to put his Unidentified Object
&gt; &gt;up her, I reckon.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;He's got a fierce memory if it's who I think it is, though.
&gt; &gt;
&gt;
&gt; Poor form, etc...
&gt;
&gt; Got her:
&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg" target="_blank">http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg</a>
&gt;
&gt; It appears the Monotremic memory was slightly faulty on the spelling.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; I can *sort* of see what he means, thobut.

Ugh.
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#282: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:45:56 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, mike bothe
&lt;<a href="mailto:mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; typed
&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:EY734ebURQDDJwWG&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">EY734ebURQDDJwWG&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk</a>&gt;,
&gt; Wicked Uncle Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; <a href="http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg" target="_blank">http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; It appears the Monotremic memory was slightly faulty on the spelling.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I can *sort* of see what he means, thobut.
&gt;
&gt;Ugh.

Well, I'd not climb over her to get at you.

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#283: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:49:03 by Grimly Curmudgeon

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember statto &lt;<a href="mailto:statto.nospam&#64;ukrm.net" target="_blank">statto.nospam&#64;ukrm.net</a>&gt;
saying something like:

&gt;Kathy Sykes [1], Fiona Bruce and Claire Barratt [2].
&gt;
&gt;[1] Rough Science physicist and according to
&gt;<a href="http://www.bristol.ac.uk/ias/collier/" target="_blank">http://www.bristol.ac.uk/ias/collier/</a> local to me.

Ooh, what's that one presents an astronomy radio thingy?
Heather Couper, Cowper?



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#284: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 01:49:46 by Klaatu

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 00:14:00 GMT, Klaatu &lt;<a href="mailto:Klaatu&#64;Newplanet.com" target="_blank">Klaatu&#64;Newplanet.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 00:06:18 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt;the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt;know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;[1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;&gt;material.
&gt;
&gt;The Queen.

When she was around 18, that is.
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#285: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 02:05:31 by mike bothe

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:7ZDo4Mc0aQDDJwwV&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">7ZDo4Mc0aQDDJwwV&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk</a>&gt;,
Wicked Uncle Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, mike bothe
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; typed
&gt; &gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:EY734ebURQDDJwWG&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">EY734ebURQDDJwWG&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt; Wicked Uncle Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; <a href="http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg" target="_blank">http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg</a>
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; It appears the Monotremic memory was slightly faulty on the spelling.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; I can *sort* of see what he means, thobut.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Ugh.
&gt;
&gt; Well, I'd not climb over her to get at you.

I wouldn't want you to.
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#286: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 02:16:32 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, mike bothe
&lt;<a href="mailto:mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; typed
&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:7ZDo4Mc0aQDDJwwV&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">7ZDo4Mc0aQDDJwwV&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk</a>&gt;,
&gt; Wicked Uncle Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, mike bothe
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; typed
&gt;&gt; &gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:EY734ebURQDDJwWG&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">EY734ebURQDDJwWG&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk</a>&gt;,
&gt;&gt; &gt; Wicked Uncle Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; <a href="http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg" target="_blank">http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg</a>
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; It appears the Monotremic memory was slightly faulty on the spelling.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; I can *sort* of see what he means, thobut.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Ugh.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Well, I'd not climb over her to get at you.
&gt;
&gt;I wouldn't want you to.

We have a win-win situation here.

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#287: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 02:27:09 by mike bothe

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:4W2Yr1ig3QDDJwR3&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">4W2Yr1ig3QDDJwR3&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk</a>&gt;,
Wicked Uncle Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, mike bothe
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; typed
&gt; &gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:7ZDo4Mc0aQDDJwwV&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">7ZDo4Mc0aQDDJwwV&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt; Wicked Uncle Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, mike bothe
&gt; &gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">mikeDOTbothe&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; typed
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:EY734ebURQDDJwWG&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">EY734ebURQDDJwWG&#64;rcav8r.demon.co.uk</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Wicked Uncle Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; <a href="http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg" target="_blank">http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg</a>
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; It appears the Monotremic memory was slightly faulty on the spelling.
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; I can *sort* of see what he means, thobut.
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Ugh.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Well, I'd not climb over her to get at you.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;I wouldn't want you to.
&gt;
&gt; We have a win-win situation here.

I'll drink to that.
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#288: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 02:56:48 by platypus

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
&gt; Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Wicked Uncle
&gt; Nigel &lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;&gt; Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Champ
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;&gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:44:25 GMT, &quot;platypus&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk" target="_blank">monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Ayesha Brough
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Even after googling I couldn't work out who you meant.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I *think* I know who he means. He wants to put his Unidentified
&gt;&gt; Object up her, I reckon.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; He's got a fierce memory if it's who I think it is, though.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Poor form, etc...
&gt;
&gt; Got her:
&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg" target="_blank">http://startrekpics.cc/aysheabeauty.jpg</a>
&gt;
&gt; It appears the Monotremic memory was slightly faulty on the spelling.

Bollocks it was.

&gt; I can *sort* of see what he means, thobut.

<a href="http://www.leytonorient2.com/forum/topic.asp?ARCHIVE=true&amp;TOPIC_ID=32586" target="_blank"> http://www.leytonorient2.com/forum/topic.asp?ARCHIVE=true&am p;TOPIC_ID=32586</a>

....though what she looks like nowadays is anybody's guess. She was
certainly hot when I was in my teens.

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#289: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 03:28:44 by Porl

&quot;Champ&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:d00qg1pn07hnuktlkldbj0vgk8l2n2bj55&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">d00qg1pn07hnuktlkldbj0vgk8l2n2bj55&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 22:05:18 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; darsy says...
&gt;&gt;&gt; &quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; [1] Mid 30s Radio 1 presenter, married 3 kids. She's proper MILF
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; material.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;She married /how/ many?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; she's an ordained minister - it's actually a lot more than 3. And it's
&gt;&gt;&gt; an even number.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I thought it was 3, I am behind the times then. I didn't know she was
&gt;&gt;in the god-squad., that puts a different light on things[1]
&gt;
&gt; I think the little chap with the funny accent was trying to be
&gt; funny/clever.

Jeez, don't do your block, mite.

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#290: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 03:30:18 by Porl

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76e7509392e74298ac93&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d76e7509392e74298ac93&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; Snowleopard says...
&gt;
&gt;&gt; And I fancy Hugh Laurie, at least in his current stbbly, angsty,
&gt;&gt; Hollywood photography &quot;House&quot; incarnation.
&gt;
&gt; I watched a couple of episodes of that at a friend's house. He's rather
&gt; good in it, isn't he?

I watched the entire series back to back over 2 days. Despite each episode
being almost exactly the same, and his dodgy accent, it's quite ...[grits
teeth]...&quot;moreish&quot;.

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#294: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 09:00:47 by sweller

simonk wrote:

&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Nigella Lawson
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; I can't for the life of me imagine why you feel that you shouldn't
&gt; &gt; fancy her.
&gt;
&gt; Well, if we're allowing Jo Whiley ...

Audrey Tautou

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#295: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 09:49:20 by Banana Wielder

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 22:55:39 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt; Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

&gt;&gt; You did check who the daughter's father was, I trust?
&gt;
&gt;It wasn't an issue, unless her mother had a 3 year gestation period.

Not your issue, at least.

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#296: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 10:19:47 by Hasse K

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 19:40:37 +0100, The Older Gentleman wrote:

&gt; YTC#1 &lt;<a href="mailto:me&#64;privacy.com" target="_blank">me&#64;privacy.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 09:08:18 +0200, Cab wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Muck wrote:
&lt;snip&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; &lt;bimbles off dazed&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You are all sick sick sick
&gt;
&gt; That reminds me: Bruce's missus is well fit.

Hands off.

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#297: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 10:29:23 by Ace

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 19:31:57 +0100, Bear &lt;<a href="mailto:bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a> Dave says...
&gt;
&gt;&gt; And just for Bear:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Beverley Callard (Floella, Donna's mum)
&gt;
&gt;Wha? Who?

Oh give me strength. I'm getting used to Champ not understanding
popular cultural references that I get, but not you too.

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#298: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 10:47:46 by Ace

On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 00:15:43 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 18:45:20 +0100, Wik
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:lq5pg1lc3il6i6oii71qa3gc5uolq0m8b3&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">lq5pg1lc3il6i6oii71qa3gc5uolq0m8b3&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Ace made up the
&gt;&gt;following gibberish:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;[prostitution in CH]
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Is it legal? Christ yes, and very strictly regulated, I'm sure.
&gt;&gt;&gt; There's probably at least a dozen quite obvious girly bars that I know
&gt;&gt;&gt; of, plus (according to the search I was referring to, dozens more
&gt;&gt;&gt; private clubs and/or individuals.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;[mentally reassesses the Swiss]
&gt;
&gt;I'm with you on that one, Wik.
&gt;
&gt;Tricky coves, obviously.

Remember how the Swiss approach to rules works:

Some things are Illegal.
If it's not illegal, it may be 'verboten'.
If it's not verboten, it's comulsory.

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#299: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 10:49:33 by Ace

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:35:42 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt; Champ says...
&gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:30:11 GMT, Howard &lt;<a href="mailto:dghoward&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">dghoward&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Wife's sister
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You mean you haven't suggested it already?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt;&gt; events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt;&gt; couple of months apart, but there was never any chance of getting them
&gt;&gt; in the sack together, unfortunately. There's gotta be some sort of
&gt;&gt; prize for that, surely?
&gt;
&gt;Two sisters with 3 months, and then one of them's daughter 21 years
&gt;later. I win.

You is da man, fo' sure. Best I can do is a mother and daughter, not
together but over the same time frame, IYSWIM. Mother was a far
dirtier bitch but the daughter was much more cute.

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#300: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 11:20:30 by zymurgy

Lozzo wrote:
&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Kristen Johnston

Amazon women .. why not ;-)

But not Brigit Neilson. Waay too much testosterone ...

Cheers

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#301: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 11:47:32 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:b90qg11jqqj28pgl6cvstnnkipalcbd823&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">b90qg11jqqj28pgl6cvstnnkipalcbd823&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Champ made up
the following gibberish:
&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:44:25 GMT, &quot;platypus&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk" target="_blank">monotreme&#64;blueyonder.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;Mariella Frostrup
&gt;
&gt; Don't be daft - she's gorgeous.
&gt;
&gt; &gt;Michelle Yeoh
&gt;
&gt; Ooh, yes - good call

Mmm, I disagree as I don't think she fits the criteria, either. In fact
very few of the group's choices have really.

&gt; &gt;Lisa Lyon
&gt;
&gt; &lt;fx: google&gt; Ok, I can see that. I quite like women with a bit of
&gt; muscle definition

Now I'd say she's a perfect example -- would you/wouldn't you? I'd err
toward the former as there's a bit of me to whom being held in a half-
nelson appeals :D

&gt; &gt;Ayesha Brough
&gt;
&gt; Even after googling I couldn't work out who you meant.

Googling only told me that she existed[1] and, mainly, was famous for
hosting some kind of kids TV in the '70s, however, I could only find one
pic and it was crap.
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[1] So we don't yet have to send the men in white coats round to platy's

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#302: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 12:00:12 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:1124961630.209351.252360&#64;g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com" target="_blank">1124961630.209351.252360&#64;g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com</a>&gt;,
made up the following gibberish:
&gt;
&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Kristen Johnston

Ooh, hell, yes! Well spotted that man!

Thing is, I only know her from her character in 3rd Rock where she goes
from one extreme to another in the blink of an eye; pussycat/military
psycho. Trouble is, as a blerk, it's really difficult to not simply
filter out the latter and focus only on the former.
:-)

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#303: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 14:04:34 by unknown

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#304: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 14:22:14 by mups

Grimly Curmudgeon said...
&gt; We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
&gt; drugs began to take hold. I remember statto &lt;<a href="mailto:statto.nospam&#64;ukrm.net" target="_blank">statto.nospam&#64;ukrm.net</a>&gt;
&gt; saying something like:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;Kathy Sykes [1], Fiona Bruce and Claire Barratt [2].
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;[1] Rough Science physicist and according to
&gt; &gt;<a href="http://www.bristol.ac.uk/ias/collier/" target="_blank">http://www.bristol.ac.uk/ias/collier/</a> local to me.
&gt;
&gt; Ooh, what's that one presents an astronomy radio thingy?
&gt; Heather Couper, Cowper?

Patrick Moore?

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#305: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 14:37:48 by unknown

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#306: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 14:42:43 by Neal Champion

On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:04:34 +0100, Adrienne M Bonwick
&lt;<a href="mailto:spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk" target="_blank">spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;it's Frankie Chilli&gt;

&gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.

Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist like
this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
get crucified nowadays.

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#307: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 14:48:23 by unknown

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#308: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 14:51:54 by zymurgy

Champ wrote:
&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:04:34 +0100, Adrienne M Bonwick
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk" target="_blank">spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;it's Frankie Chilli&gt;
&gt;
&gt; &gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt;
&gt; If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt; get crucified nowadays.

Is this actually a preference or an unwritten rule ? :-)

P.

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#309: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 14:54:17 by Porl

&quot;Champ&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:34frg1l8t3oujskrud1cl2fg8d6i6lki7o&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">34frg1l8t3oujskrud1cl2fg8d6i6lki7o&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:04:34 +0100, Adrienne M Bonwick
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk" target="_blank">spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;it's Frankie Chilli&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt;
&gt; Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist like
&gt; this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt; get crucified nowadays.

Plus, he's blatantly above average height.

*cough*

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#310: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 14:57:31 by prawn

Champ wrote:

&gt;On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:04:34 +0100, Adrienne M Bonwick
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk" target="_blank">spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;it's Frankie Chilli&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist like
&gt;this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt;get crucified nowadays.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;

I read a preview of a TV program called &quot;Bring Your Husband to Heel&quot;.
It sounded so ghastly I almost watched it. I can imagine the howls of
protest if it were the other way round.


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#311: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 15:10:21 by steve auvache

Champ wrote
&gt;On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:04:34 +0100, Adrienne M Bonwick
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk" target="_blank">spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;it's Frankie Chilli&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt;
&gt;Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist like
&gt;this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt;get crucified nowadays.

Only by bra burners with small tits and who gives a shit about them
apart from their &quot;girl friends&quot; anyway.


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#312: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 15:11:39 by zymurgy

mups wrote:
&gt; Lozzo said...
&gt; &gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt; &gt; the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt; &gt; know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Jo Wiley[1] for me.
&gt;
&gt; Penelope Keith from her &quot;To the Manor Born&quot; days.

You're a sick man. Now her and Felicity Kendal, together, from the Good
life [1] days .. now you're talking ;-)

P.

[1] Gerry and Tom. Definitely Wifeswappers ..

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#313: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 15:11:46 by Neal Champion

On 25 Aug 2005 05:51:54 -0700, <a href="mailto:zymurgy&#64;technologist.com" target="_blank">zymurgy&#64;technologist.com</a> wrote:

&gt;
&gt;Champ wrote:
&gt;&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:04:34 +0100, Adrienne M Bonwick
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk" target="_blank">spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;it's Frankie Chilli&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt;&gt; get crucified nowadays.
&gt;
&gt;Is this actually a preference or an unwritten rule ? :-)

A preference - I for one don't particularly like women with big tits.
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#314: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 15:12:20 by simonk

Champ wrote:

&gt;On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:04:34 +0100, Adrienne M Bonwick
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk" target="_blank">spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;it's Frankie Chilli&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt;
&gt;Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist like
&gt;this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt;get crucified nowadays.

I'd crucify him. For being an idiot. Birds with little (but
perfectly formed) tits are clearly better.
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#315: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 15:27:01 by dwb

<a href="mailto:zymurgy&#64;technologist.com" target="_blank">zymurgy&#64;technologist.com</a> wrote:
&gt;&gt; If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt;&gt; get crucified nowadays.
&gt;
&gt; Is this actually a preference or an unwritten rule ? :-)
&gt;
&gt; P.

A Preference.

Anyway, call me fussy but it's not the size - it's the look/appearance/feel
etc. ;-)

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#316: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 15:28:22 by dwb

Ben Blaney wrote:
&gt; Champ wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:04:34 +0100, Adrienne M Bonwick
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk" target="_blank">spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; it's Frankie Chilli&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist
&gt;&gt; like this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits
&gt;&gt; he'd get crucified nowadays.
&gt;
&gt; I'd crucify him. For being an idiot. Birds with little (but
&gt; perfectly formed) tits are clearly better.

Should I be worried that I'm agreeing with you?

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#317: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 16:09:39 by Neal Champion

On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:57:31 +0100, prawn &lt;<a href="mailto:prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk" target="_blank">prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.

&gt;&gt;Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist like
&gt;&gt;this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt;&gt;get crucified nowadays.

&gt;I read a preview of a TV program called &quot;Bring Your Husband to Heel&quot;.
&gt;It sounded so ghastly I almost watched it. I can imagine the howls of
&gt;protest if it were the other way round.

Quite so. It'd be open season.
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#318: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 16:11:41 by MB

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:hvvpg192ghejoa6c593osua1m7u6vo2ana&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">hvvpg192ghejoa6c593osua1m7u6vo2ana&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;,
<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a> says...
&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 20:09:51 +0200, mb
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:zierikzeenospamhere&#64;orheregmail.com" target="_blank">zierikzeenospamhere&#64;orheregmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;

&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;How do you get a set of sisters &quot;a couple of months apart&quot;?
&gt;
&gt; Are you being deliberately stupid?
&gt;

Yes, it makes it easier to understand you.

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#319: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 16:11:58 by invalid

&quot;Champ&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:57:31 +0100, prawn &lt;<a href="mailto:prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk" target="_blank">prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist
&gt;&gt;&gt;like
&gt;&gt;&gt;this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits
&gt;&gt;&gt;he'd
&gt;&gt;&gt;get crucified nowadays.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I read a preview of a TV program called &quot;Bring Your Husband to
&gt;&gt;Heel&quot;.
&gt;&gt;It sounded so ghastly I almost watched it. I can imagine the howls
&gt;&gt;of
&gt;&gt;protest if it were the other way round.
&gt;
&gt; Quite so. It'd be open season.

I don't feel in the slightest prohibited or restricted in saying such
things. Just suggesting it might be spawns that very situation in
peoples' mind.

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#320: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 16:12:11 by Oakthorpe Andy

Ben Blaney Wrote:

&gt; I'd crucify him. For being an idiot. Birds with little (but
&gt; perfectly formed) tits are clearly better.

I quite agree - after all, who needs more than a mouthful?

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#321: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 16:13:40 by steve auvache

Champ wrote
&gt;On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:57:31 +0100, prawn &lt;<a href="mailto:prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk" target="_blank">prawnMUNG&#64;prawn.me.uk</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist like
&gt;&gt;&gt;this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt;&gt;&gt;get crucified nowadays.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I read a preview of a TV program called &quot;Bring Your Husband to Heel&quot;.
&gt;&gt;It sounded so ghastly I almost watched it. I can imagine the howls of
&gt;&gt;protest if it were the other way round.
&gt;
&gt;Quite so. It'd be open season.

In fact not. I heard this programme being discussed on Radio 4 weeks
ago and it is not what you may think it is. It was generally accepted
by the panel that if a role reversal thing was to be done as a follow up
it would be just as much dross as the first and not really worth comment
at all.



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#322: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 16:38:21 by invalid

&quot;Oakthorpe Andy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:andy&#64;yeoman-es.co.uk" target="_blank">andy&#64;yeoman-es.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Ben Blaney Wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'd crucify him. For being an idiot. Birds with little (but
&gt;&gt; perfectly formed) tits are clearly better.
&gt;
&gt; I quite agree - after all, who needs more than a mouthful?

What's wrong with having a selection then?

'Hog

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#323: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 17:01:28 by dwb

'Hog wrote:
&gt; &quot;Oakthorpe Andy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:andy&#64;yeoman-es.co.uk" target="_blank">andy&#64;yeoman-es.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:1124979131.317109.107490&#64;g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com..." target="_blank">1124979131.317109.107490&#64;g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; Ben Blaney Wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I'd crucify him. For being an idiot. Birds with little (but
&gt;&gt;&gt; perfectly formed) tits are clearly better.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I quite agree - after all, who needs more than a mouthful?
&gt;
&gt; What's wrong with having a selection then?
&gt;
&gt; 'Hog

One big and one small? You're a bit odd you know.

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#324: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 18:12:41 by zymurgy

prawn wrote:
&gt; Champ wrote:
&gt; &gt; Adrienne M Bonwick wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist like
&gt; &gt;this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt; &gt;get crucified nowadays.
&gt;
&gt; I read a preview of a TV program called &quot;Bring Your Husband to Heel&quot;.
&gt; I can imagine the howls of protest if it were the other way round.

&quot;Bitch slap your Ho&quot; ?

HTH

Paul.

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#325: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 18:57:33 by Lozzo

Ace says...
&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:35:42 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; Champ says...
&gt; &gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:30:11 GMT, Howard &lt;<a href="mailto:dghoward&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">dghoward&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Wife's sister
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; You mean you haven't suggested it already?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt; &gt;&gt; events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt; &gt;&gt; couple of months apart, but there was never any chance of getting them
&gt; &gt;&gt; in the sack together, unfortunately. There's gotta be some sort of
&gt; &gt;&gt; prize for that, surely?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Two sisters with 3 months, and then one of them's daughter 21 years
&gt; &gt;later. I win.
&gt;
&gt; You is da man, fo' sure. Best I can do is a mother and daughter, not
&gt; together but over the same time frame, IYSWIM. Mother was a far
&gt; dirtier bitch but the daughter was much more cute.

All three of these were as durty as each other, and they all liked the
same things too. Jump out of bed with one and into bed with another and
with the lights off you'd not be able to tell the difference, apart
from one of the sisters didn't shave her minge and the other had
smaller tits. So it went like this:

Minge and big tits = Mum

Shaven minge and big tits = Daughter

Shaven minge and smaller tits = Auntie

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#326: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 18:59:44 by Lozzo

Champ says...
&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:04:34 +0100, Adrienne M Bonwick
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk" target="_blank">spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;it's Frankie Chilli&gt;
&gt;
&gt; &gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt;
&gt; Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist like
&gt; this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt; get crucified nowadays.

I'm very open about the fact that I prefer petite women with smaller
tits. A size 34B is about as big as I'd want a woman to be.

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#327: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 19:02:04 by Lozzo

Oakthorpe Andy says...
&gt; Ben Blaney Wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; I'd crucify him. For being an idiot. Birds with little (but
&gt; &gt; perfectly formed) tits are clearly better.
&gt;
&gt; I quite agree - after all, who needs more than a mouthful?

It's got fuck all really to do with the size or feel, I prefer to play
with boobs that have sensitive nipples. I just prefer to look at
smaller, firmer well shaped ones.

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#328: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 19:04:16 by Paul Corfield

On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 23:29:12 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
&lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, SteveH
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:steve&#64;italiancar.co.uk" target="_blank">steve&#64;italiancar.co.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;&gt;&lt;mutters&gt;
&gt;&gt;Fucking skinny cunt.
&gt;
&gt;You wanna watch that, Steve. Remember Molly's feem choon:
&gt;
&gt;#It started with some tits...

You've done it again Mr Eaton. &lt;g&gt;
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#329: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 19:05:34 by Lozzo

dwb says...
&gt; 'Hog wrote:
&gt; &gt; &quot;Oakthorpe Andy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:andy&#64;yeoman-es.co.uk" target="_blank">andy&#64;yeoman-es.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; &gt; news:<a href="mailto:1124979131.317109.107490&#64;g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com..." target="_blank">1124979131.317109.107490&#64;g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...</a>
&gt; &gt;&gt; Ben Blaney Wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; I'd crucify him. For being an idiot. Birds with little (but
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; perfectly formed) tits are clearly better.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; I quite agree - after all, who needs more than a mouthful?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; What's wrong with having a selection then?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 'Hog
&gt;
&gt; One big and one small? You're a bit odd you know.

I briefly went out with a burd[1] who has one normal B cup breast, and
the other looks like it's in the early stages of development. I felt a
bit paedophile playing with that one, even though the burd was 36 years
old. She has a development disorder that affects one side of her body,
her right hand is smaller and has much smoother skin, and she has
softer pubic hair on that side too. It's weird.

[1] Meaning I shagged her a few times.

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Posted on 2005-08-25 19:08:43 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7808dc6306593e98aca8&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d7808dc6306593e98aca8&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;, Lozzo made
up the following gibberish:
&gt; Ace says...
&gt; &gt; You is da man, fo' sure. Best I can do is a mother and daughter, not
&gt; &gt; together but over the same time frame, IYSWIM. Mother was a far
&gt; &gt; dirtier bitch but the daughter was much more cute.
&gt;
&gt; All three of these were as durty as each other, and they all liked the
&gt; same things too. Jump out of bed with one and into bed with another and
&gt; with the lights off you'd not be able to tell the difference, apart
&gt; from one of the sisters didn't shave her minge and the other had
&gt; smaller tits. So it went like this:
&gt;
&gt; Minge and big tits = Mum
&gt;
&gt; Shaven minge and big tits = Daughter
&gt;
&gt; Shaven minge and smaller tits = Auntie

&quot; &quot;

We are not worthy...
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#331: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 19:11:29 by Grimly Curmudgeon

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember mups &lt;<a href="mailto:chris&#64;notrealaddr.com" target="_blank">chris&#64;notrealaddr.com</a>&gt; saying
something like:

&gt;&gt; Ooh, what's that one presents an astronomy radio thingy?
&gt;&gt; Heather Couper, Cowper?
&gt;
&gt;Patrick Moore?

YSSB.

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#332: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 19:11:55 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3n64q9F1r6sU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3n64q9F1r6sU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, dwb made up the following
gibberish:
&gt; 'Hog wrote:
&gt; &gt; &quot;Oakthorpe Andy&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:andy&#64;yeoman-es.co.uk" target="_blank">andy&#64;yeoman-es.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; &gt; news:<a href="mailto:1124979131.317109.107490&#64;g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com..." target="_blank">1124979131.317109.107490&#64;g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...</a>
&gt; &gt;&gt; Ben Blaney Wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; I'd crucify him. For being an idiot. Birds with little (but
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; perfectly formed) tits are clearly better.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; I quite agree - after all, who needs more than a mouthful?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; What's wrong with having a selection then?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; 'Hog
&gt;
&gt; One big and one small? You're a bit odd you know.

It occurred to me he may have been referring to Eccentrica Gallumbits,
the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI.

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#333: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 19:17:59 by Preston II

<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a> Ace says...
&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 19:31:57 +0100, Bear &lt;<a href="mailto:bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a> Dave says...
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; And just for Bear:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Beverley Callard (Floella, Donna's mum)
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Wha? Who?
&gt;
&gt; Oh give me strength. I'm getting used to Champ not understanding
&gt; popular cultural references that I get, but not you too.
&gt;
&gt; Two Pints.

I don't watch it, ergo I wouldn't have known.
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#335: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 19:49:36 by Christofire

Cab wrote:

&gt; &gt; Sheridan Smith (Janet in &quot;Two Pints Of Lager&quot;
&gt;
&gt; She's quite fit, IMO.

I would. Indeedy.

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#336: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 19:49:37 by Christofire

Ginge wrote:

&gt; Champ wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; Much obliged. Mention my good points.
&gt;
&gt; Good job.. successful racing career..

&lt;winces&gt;

*I* felt that one.

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#337: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 19:49:38 by Christofire

Whinging Courier wrote:

&gt; In uk.rec.motorcycles, darsy amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; Steph &lt;<a href="mailto:stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com" target="_blank">stephlNO&#64;SPAMchurchstone.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d7662a1d82c537c989740&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt; &gt; <a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a> says...
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk" target="_blank">MPG.1d76659cedfacc47989778&#64;news.freeserve.co.uk</a>&gt;,
&gt; &gt; Steph made &gt;&gt; up the following gibberish:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; I do like Richard Hammond though.
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; You'll have to tussle with BGN for him, then.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; YM Wessie.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; We could always share....
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Hammond, spit-roasted.
&gt;
&gt; Adds a new meaning to playing a Hammond organ, I suppose.

&lt;VBG&gt;

And now for something completely different.

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BOMB#15 &quot;But..he looks so *innocent*&quot; HYPO#2
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#341: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 20:32:49 by _Ginge

Christofire wrote:
&gt; Ginge wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; Champ wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Much obliged. Mention my good points.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Good job.. successful racing career..
&gt;
&gt; &lt;winces&gt;
&gt;
&gt; *I* felt that one.

You're right, it was out of order.


Sorry for mentioning the racing, Champ.

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#342: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 21:08:37 by zymurgy

Wik wrote:
&gt; I made up the following gibberish:
&gt; &gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt; you can't help but fancy her even though you know it's wrong.
&gt; &gt; &gt; For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Kristen Johnston
&gt;
&gt; Ooh, hell, yes! Well spotted that man!
&gt;
&gt; .. her character in 3rd Rock where she goes from one extreme to
&gt; another in the blink of an eye; pussycat/military psycho.
&gt; .. it's really difficult to not simply filter out the latter and
&gt; focus only on the former.

Either or mate, that's a whole lotta woman to get to grips with !

P.

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#343: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 21:13:48 by zymurgy

Wik wrote:

&gt; Champ made up the following :
&gt; &gt; &quot;platypus&quot; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;Lisa Lyon
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &lt;fx: google&gt; Ok, I can see that. I quite like women with a bit of
&gt; &gt; muscle definition
&gt;
&gt; Now I'd say she's a perfect example -- would you/wouldn't you? I'd err
&gt; toward the former as there's a bit of me to whom being held in a half-
&gt; nelson appeals :D

Quite nice to be muscled and shapely at the same time.

<a href="http://www.iol.ie/~webfoto/maple7j.htm" target="_blank">http://www.iol.ie/~webfoto/maple7j.htm</a>

Cheers

Paul.

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#344: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 21:46:38 by Pip Luscher

On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 18:11:55 +0100, Wik
&lt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3n64q9F1r6sU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3n64q9F1r6sU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, dwb made up the following
&gt;gibberish:
&gt;&gt; One big and one small? You're a bit odd you know.
&gt;
&gt;It occurred to me he may have been referring to Eccentrica Gallumbits,
&gt;the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI.

Or that tart in Total Recall.

Didn't do much for me but thinking about it, two to fondle and one to
suck.

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#345: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 21:47:39 by dwb

Whinging Courier wrote:
&gt; In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'm very open about the fact that I prefer petite women with smaller
&gt;&gt; tits. A size 34B is about as big as I'd want a woman to be.
&gt;
&gt; Quite so.

&lt;decides to never bring SO to another UKRM social&gt;

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#346: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 21:52:43 by sweller

darsy wrote:

&gt; &gt; Liz Fraser too, but I guess you knew that
&gt;
&gt; you've not seen her recently, then? Looks like someone who works in a
&gt; chip shop.

Is this Elizabeth Fraser as in Cocteau Twins?

Absolutely hatstand but definitely in the &quot;Fruitcakes I'd Like to Fuck&quot;
category.

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#347: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 21:55:08 by sweller

Champ wrote:

&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; Such as?
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Well, to start with, any sort of watersports or scat games, in
&gt; &gt; &gt; either direction, have absolutely zero appeal.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Yep, I think I can agree with that. Anything else?
&gt;
&gt; &lt;thinks&gt; I guess most forms of violence or infliction of pain are out
&gt; too.

&quot;I only want a cuddle&quot;.

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#348: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 21:59:06 by Lozzo

dwb says...
&gt; Whinging Courier wrote:
&gt; &gt; In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; I'm very open about the fact that I prefer petite women with smaller
&gt; &gt;&gt; tits. A size 34B is about as big as I'd want a woman to be.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Quite so.
&gt;
&gt; &lt;decides to never bring SO to another UKRM social&gt;

Does she sport her tits in a boy-scout stylee?

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#349: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 22:11:50 by sweller

Whinging Courier wrote:

&gt; &gt; I don't know if it's just me, but I prefer Cathy Rogers who was the
&gt; &gt; original Scrapheap Challenge wench.
&gt;
&gt; Yes, it's you.

I don't think it is...

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#350: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 22:12:47 by sweller

Champ wrote:

&gt; &gt; Oh yeah, I forgot about her and in the same vein, Suzy Perry.
&gt;
&gt; &lt;sigh&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Look, pretty much everyone fancies La Perry to some degree.

I don't.


&gt; This thread is meant to be about burds that you shouldn't fancy, but you
&gt; do.

Do I get bonus points?


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#351: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 22:15:16 by sweller

Lozzo wrote:

&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Leela (Futurama)

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#352: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 22:31:21 by dwb

Lozzo wrote:
&gt; dwb says...
&gt;&gt; Whinging Courier wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of
&gt;&gt;&gt; wisdom:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm very open about the fact that I prefer petite women with
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; smaller tits. A size 34B is about as big as I'd want a woman to be.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Quite so.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &lt;decides to never bring SO to another UKRM social&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Does she sport her tits in a boy-scout stylee?

Which is the answer most likely to disappoint you? Whichever one it is,
it'll be that one.

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#353: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 22:59:12 by simonk

sweller wrote:

&gt; darsy wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Liz Fraser too, but I guess you knew that
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; you've not seen her recently, then? Looks like someone who works in a
&gt;&gt; chip shop.
&gt;
&gt; Is this Elizabeth Fraser as in Cocteau Twins?
&gt;
&gt; Absolutely hatstand but definitely in the &quot;Fruitcakes I'd Like to Fuck&quot;
&gt; category.

The same.

What *was* she singing about?

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#354: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 23:18:20 by Pedalbin

&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;
&gt; Plus, he looks *really* hot. Did I mention that?
&gt;

He looks like he's *been* hot - in a plugged-into-the-mains sort-of way...


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#355: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 23:22:25 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:xn0e6fca016goq005&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">xn0e6fca016goq005&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;, sweller made up the
following gibberish:
&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Leela (Futurama)

Heh. And Amy's not bad, either...
:-)
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#356: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 23:24:33 by Lozzo

Wik says...
&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:xn0e6fca016goq005&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">xn0e6fca016goq005&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;, sweller made up the
&gt; following gibberish:
&gt; &gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Leela (Futurama)
&gt;
&gt; Heh. And Amy's not bad, either...
&gt; :-)

I offer you Betty Rubble, the first woman I ever fancied.

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#357: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-25 23:49:00 by zymurgy

simonk wrote:
&gt; &quot;darsy&quot; wrote
&gt; &gt; simonk wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Liz Fraser too, but I guess you knew that

Hells teeth. That's grim. Cocteau twins, yes ?

<a href="http://www.cocteautwins.org/~leesa/cocteautwins/cgraphix/liz/ctphoto21.jpg" target="_blank"> http://www.cocteautwins.org/~leesa/cocteautwins/cgraphix/liz /ctphoto21.jpg</a>

P.

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#358: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 00:47:32 by Porl

&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 11:30:18 +1000, &quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt;
&gt; said
&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d76e7509392e74298ac93&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d76e7509392e74298ac93&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt; Snowleopard says...
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; And I fancy Hugh Laurie, at least in his current stbbly, angsty,
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Hollywood photography &quot;House&quot; incarnation.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I watched a couple of episodes of that at a friend's house. He's rather
&gt;&gt;&gt; good in it, isn't he?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I watched the entire series back to back over 2 days. Despite each episode
&gt;&gt;being almost exactly the same, and his dodgy accent, it's quite ...[grits
&gt;&gt;teeth]...&quot;moreish&quot;.
&gt;
&gt; I do wonder how the second series will do in the States, but there is
&gt; something oddly compelling about it despite the formulaic approach. I
&gt; find the accent quite attractive, and - having previously considered
&gt; him a total lightweight fop - last week's episode when he tries to
&gt; quit the Vicodin was impressive.

Is it still running? I won't tell you what happens at the end then. [fx:
puts forefinger against temple and pulls trigger]

&gt; Plus, he looks *really* hot. Did I mention that?

It's Hugh laurie! Get a grip, woman! You might as well fancy Les Dennis.

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Posted on 2005-08-26 00:49:32 by Porl

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Oakthorpe Andy says...
&gt;&gt; Ben Blaney Wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; I'd crucify him. For being an idiot. Birds with little (but
&gt;&gt; &gt; perfectly formed) tits are clearly better.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I quite agree - after all, who needs more than a mouthful?
&gt;
&gt; It's got fuck all really to do with the size or feel, I prefer to play
&gt; with boobs that have sensitive nipples. I just prefer to look at
&gt; smaller, firmer well shaped ones.

But &quot;it's got fuck all...to do with the size&quot;? Sit down until the confusion
passes, Loz.

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#360: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 00:54:25 by Lozzo

porl says...
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7809e35555ae398acaa&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d7809e35555ae398acaa&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; &gt; Oakthorpe Andy says...
&gt; &gt;&gt; Ben Blaney Wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; I'd crucify him. For being an idiot. Birds with little (but
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; perfectly formed) tits are clearly better.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; I quite agree - after all, who needs more than a mouthful?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; It's got fuck all really to do with the size or feel, I prefer to play
&gt; &gt; with boobs that have sensitive nipples. I just prefer to look at
&gt; &gt; smaller, firmer well shaped ones.
&gt;
&gt; But &quot;it's got fuck all...to do with the size&quot;? Sit down until the confusion
&gt; passes, Loz.

When the lights are on I prefer the smaller ones, when they are off I
don't care as long as the nipples are sensitive. That explain it a bit
better?

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#361: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 01:05:39 by Porl

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d785c7f632d917898accc&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d785c7f632d917898accc&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; porl says...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7809e35555ae398acaa&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d7809e35555ae398acaa&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt; &gt; Oakthorpe Andy says...
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Ben Blaney Wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; I'd crucify him. For being an idiot. Birds with little (but
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; perfectly formed) tits are clearly better.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; I quite agree - after all, who needs more than a mouthful?
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; It's got fuck all really to do with the size or feel, I prefer to play
&gt;&gt; &gt; with boobs that have sensitive nipples. I just prefer to look at
&gt;&gt; &gt; smaller, firmer well shaped ones.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; But &quot;it's got fuck all...to do with the size&quot;? Sit down until the
&gt;&gt; confusion
&gt;&gt; passes, Loz.
&gt;
&gt; When the lights are on I prefer the smaller ones, when they are off I
&gt; don't care as long as the nipples are sensitive. That explain it a bit
&gt; better?

I'm trying to work out how you'd get to lights-off stage if they weren't
small to begin with. &quot;So you like the outdoors and listening to music, great
so do I! And how are your nipples? I don't normally like big breasted women
but if your nipples are sensitive then I'm willing to overlook your
repulsive huge norks. Do you mind if I have a quick tweak?&quot;

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Posted on 2005-08-26 01:10:09 by Preston II

<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a> porl says...
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &gt; Plus, he looks *really* hot. Did I mention that?
&gt;
&gt; It's Hugh laurie! Get a grip, woman! You might as well fancy Les Dennis.

&lt;fx: thanks god for birds that fancy ugly blokes&gt;
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#363: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 01:18:32 by Lozzo

porl says...
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d785c7f632d917898accc&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d785c7f632d917898accc&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; &gt; porl says...
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; &gt;&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7809e35555ae398acaa&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d7809e35555ae398acaa&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Oakthorpe Andy says...
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Ben Blaney Wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; I'd crucify him. For being an idiot. Birds with little (but
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; perfectly formed) tits are clearly better.
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; I quite agree - after all, who needs more than a mouthful?
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; It's got fuck all really to do with the size or feel, I prefer to play
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; with boobs that have sensitive nipples. I just prefer to look at
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; smaller, firmer well shaped ones.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; But &quot;it's got fuck all...to do with the size&quot;? Sit down until the
&gt; &gt;&gt; confusion
&gt; &gt;&gt; passes, Loz.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; When the lights are on I prefer the smaller ones, when they are off I
&gt; &gt; don't care as long as the nipples are sensitive. That explain it a bit
&gt; &gt; better?
&gt;
&gt; I'm trying to work out how you'd get to lights-off stage if they weren't
&gt; small to begin with. &quot;So you like the outdoors and listening to music, great
&gt; so do I! And how are your nipples? I don't normally like big breasted women
&gt; but if your nipples are sensitive then I'm willing to overlook your
&gt; repulsive huge norks. Do you mind if I have a quick tweak?&quot;

It's called not being fussy.

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#364: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 09:49:32 by sweller

simonk wrote:

&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Liz Fraser too, but I guess you knew that
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; you've not seen her recently, then? Looks like someone who works in a
&gt; &gt;&gt; chip shop.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Is this Elizabeth Fraser as in Cocteau Twins?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Absolutely hatstand but definitely in the &quot;Fruitcakes I'd Like to
&gt; &gt; Fuck&quot; category.
&gt;
&gt; The same.
&gt;
&gt; What was she singing about?

Peppermint Pigs. Obviously.

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#365: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 09:50:37 by darsy

Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;I offer you Betty Rubble, the first woman I ever fancied.

given the amount of Flintstones cartoon porn that's out there, you're
probably not the only one.

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#366: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 09:50:37 by darsy

&quot;sweller&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:sweller&#64;mztech.fsnet.co.uk" target="_blank">sweller&#64;mztech.fsnet.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt;Leela (Futurama)

Bilateral symmetry checksum error.

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#367: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 09:50:37 by darsy

Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Look, pretty much everyone fancies La Perry to some degree.

nope - she's a munter.

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#368: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 09:50:37 by darsy

<a href="mailto:zymurgy&#64;technologist.com" target="_blank">zymurgy&#64;technologist.com</a> wrote:

&gt;
&gt;simonk wrote:

&gt;&gt; Liz Fraser too, but I guess you knew that
&gt;
&gt;Hells teeth. That's grim. Cocteau twins, yes ?
&gt;
&gt;<a href="http://www.cocteautwins.org/~leesa/cocteautwins/cgraphix/liz/ctphoto21.jpg" target="_blank"> http://www.cocteautwins.org/~leesa/cocteautwins/cgraphix/liz /ctphoto21.jpg</a>

&quot;D'yee want chaps wha that?&quot;

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#369: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 09:50:37 by darsy

simonk &lt;<a href="mailto:simonk&#64;privacy.invalid" target="_blank">simonk&#64;privacy.invalid</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;sweller wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; darsy wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Is this Elizabeth Fraser as in Cocteau Twins?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Absolutely hatstand but definitely in the &quot;Fruitcakes I'd Like to Fuck&quot;
&gt;&gt; category.
&gt;
&gt;The same.
&gt;
&gt;What *was* she singing about?

Saveloys.

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#370: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 11:22:32 by ben

On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 22:24:33 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt; Wik says...
&gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:xn0e6fca016goq005&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">xn0e6fca016goq005&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;, sweller made up the
&gt;&gt; following gibberish:
&gt;&gt; &gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Leela (Futurama)
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Heh. And Amy's not bad, either...
&gt;&gt; :-)
&gt;
&gt;I offer you Betty Rubble, the first woman I ever fancied.

I've spent the last few days working in Milton Keynes with a South
African bloke who was Barney Rubble's identical twin.
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#371: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 11:55:29 by Steve Pennycooke

Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt; I offer you Betty Rubble, the first woman I ever fancied.

&lt;cat mode&gt;
I would go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.


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#372: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 15:33:22 by unknown

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#373: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 15:40:19 by zymurgy

darsy wrote:
&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;I offer you Betty Rubble, the first woman I ever fancied.
&gt;
&gt; given the amount of Flintstones cartoon porn that's out there, you're
&gt; probably not the only one.

Y'know I could probably crack one off over quite a few things given the
time and the inclination, but a line drawing ?

P.

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#374: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 16:02:41 by darsy

<a href="mailto:zymurgy&#64;technologist.com" target="_blank">zymurgy&#64;technologist.com</a> wrote:

&gt;
&gt;darsy wrote:
&gt;&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;I offer you Betty Rubble, the first woman I ever fancied.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; given the amount of Flintstones cartoon porn that's out there, you're
&gt;&gt; probably not the only one.
&gt;
&gt;Y'know I could probably crack one off over quite a few things given the
&gt;time and the inclination, but a line drawing ?

the Hentai market is *huge*.

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#375: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 16:36:12 by zymurgy

darsy wrote:
&gt; zymurgy wrote:
&gt; &gt;darsy wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;I offer you Betty Rubble, the first woman I ever fancied.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; given the amount of Flintstones cartoon porn that's out there, you're
&gt; &gt;&gt; probably not the only one.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Y'know I could probably crack one off over quite a few things given the
&gt; &gt;time and the inclination, but a line drawing ?
&gt;
&gt; the Hentai market is *huge*.

Yep, that the same as Manga ? I stand by my previous point as i've seen
some of that .. !

P.

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#376: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 17:12:57 by darsy

<a href="mailto:zymurgy&#64;technologist.com" target="_blank">zymurgy&#64;technologist.com</a> wrote:

&gt;darsy wrote:

&gt;&gt; the Hentai market is *huge*.
&gt;
&gt;Yep, that the same as Manga ?

well, Hentai is kind of link Manga Porn.

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Posted on 2005-08-26 17:54:41 by unknown

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#378: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 19:46:09 by invalid

&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message

&gt; and hates &gt; having them 'played with').

Really?
&lt;bewildered&gt;

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#379: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 20:06:28 by Neal Champion

On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 18:17:59 +0100, Bear &lt;<a href="mailto:bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a> Ace says...
&gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 19:31:57 +0100, Bear &lt;<a href="mailto:bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a> Dave says...
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; And just for Bear:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Beverley Callard (Floella, Donna's mum)
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Wha? Who?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Oh give me strength. I'm getting used to Champ not understanding
&gt;&gt; popular cultural references that I get, but not you too.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Two Pints.
&gt;
&gt;I don't watch it, ergo I wouldn't have known.

I've still absolutely no idea as to what he's referring? Some sort of
entertainment on the televisual device, is it?
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#380: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 20:07:46 by Neal Champion

On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 12:49:37 -0500, &quot;Christofire&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:chris&#64;ukrm.org" target="_blank">chris&#64;ukrm.org</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Ginge wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Champ wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Much obliged. Mention my good points.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Good job.. successful racing career..
&gt;
&gt;&lt;winces&gt;
&gt;
&gt;*I* felt that one.

Oh, it just made me laugh.

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#381: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 20:08:08 by Neal Champion

On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 20:55:08 +0100, &quot;sweller&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:sweller&#64;mztech.fsnet.co.uk" target="_blank">sweller&#64;mztech.fsnet.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Champ wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; Such as?
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Well, to start with, any sort of watersports or scat games, in
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; either direction, have absolutely zero appeal.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Yep, I think I can agree with that. Anything else?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &lt;thinks&gt; I guess most forms of violence or infliction of pain are out
&gt;&gt; too.
&gt;
&gt;&quot;I only want a cuddle&quot;.

&quot;followed by a good, hard shag&quot;
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#382: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 20:09:30 by Neal Champion

On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 20:47:39 +0100, &quot;dwb&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk" target="_blank">parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Whinging Courier wrote:
&gt;&gt; In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm very open about the fact that I prefer petite women with smaller
&gt;&gt;&gt; tits. A size 34B is about as big as I'd want a woman to be.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Quite so.
&gt;
&gt;&lt;decides to never bring SO to another UKRM social&gt;

&quot;Another&quot;?
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#383: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 20:12:00 by Neal Champion

On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 17:57:33 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; I've actually had two sets of sisters. With the first set, the two
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; events were separated by about 10 years. The second set were only a
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; couple of months apart, but there was never any chance of getting them
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; in the sack together, unfortunately. There's gotta be some sort of
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; prize for that, surely?
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Two sisters with 3 months, and then one of them's daughter 21 years
&gt;&gt; &gt;later. I win.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You is da man, fo' sure. Best I can do is a mother and daughter, not
&gt;&gt; together but over the same time frame, IYSWIM. Mother was a far
&gt;&gt; dirtier bitch but the daughter was much more cute.
&gt;
&gt;All three of these were as durty as each other, and they all liked the
&gt;same things too. Jump out of bed with one and into bed with another and
&gt;with the lights off you'd not be able to tell the difference, apart
&gt;from one of the sisters didn't shave her minge and the other had
&gt;smaller tits. So it went like this:
&gt;
&gt;Minge and big tits = Mum
&gt;
&gt;Shaven minge and big tits = Daughter
&gt;
&gt;Shaven minge and smaller tits = Auntie

You are truly a pork swordsman of international repute.
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#384: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 20:33:40 by Preston II

<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a> Champ says...
&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 18:17:59 +0100, Bear &lt;<a href="mailto:bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a> Ace says...
&gt; &gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 19:31:57 +0100, Bear &lt;<a href="mailto:bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a> Dave says...
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; And just for Bear:
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Beverley Callard (Floella, Donna's mum)
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Wha? Who?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Oh give me strength. I'm getting used to Champ not understanding
&gt; &gt;&gt; popular cultural references that I get, but not you too.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Two Pints.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;I don't watch it, ergo I wouldn't have known.
&gt;
&gt; I've still absolutely no idea as to what he's referring? Some sort of
&gt; entertainment on the televisual device, is it?

I'm presuming so. TBH I didn't want to encourage him.
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#385: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 21:03:58 by Paul Corfield

On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 19:09:30 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 20:47:39 +0100, &quot;dwb&quot;
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk" target="_blank">parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Whinging Courier wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm very open about the fact that I prefer petite women with smaller
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; tits. A size 34B is about as big as I'd want a woman to be.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Quite so.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&lt;decides to never bring SO to another UKRM social&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&quot;Another&quot;?

IIRC the other half of dwb attended a London Drinks meet. I wasn't
present so can at least say I am not responsible for any trauma she may
have suffered ;-)
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#386: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 21:18:59 by Badger

On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 20:55:08 +0100, sweller wrote:
&gt;
&gt; Champ wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; Such as?
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; Well, to start with, any sort of watersports or scat games, in
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; either direction, have absolutely zero appeal.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Yep, I think I can agree with that. Anything else?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &lt;thinks&gt; I guess most forms of violence or infliction of pain are out
&gt; &gt; too.
&gt;
&gt; &quot;I only want a cuddle&quot;.

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#387: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 22:00:27 by Lozzo

Snowleopard says...
&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 17:59:44 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
&gt; said
&gt;
&gt; &gt; Champ says...
&gt; &gt;&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:04:34 +0100, Adrienne M Bonwick
&gt; &gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk" target="_blank">spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;it's Frankie Chilli&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist like
&gt; &gt;&gt; this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt; &gt;&gt; get crucified nowadays.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;I'm very open about the fact that I prefer petite women with smaller
&gt; &gt;tits. A size 34B is about as big as I'd want a woman to be.
&gt;
&gt; &lt;checks list: can't cook, large boobs, insensitive nipples and hates
&gt; having them 'played with').
&gt;
&gt; Well, I get further from your perfect woman every day...

You have other qualities that outshine your shortcomings :-)

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#388: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 22:03:12 by Preston II

<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a> Lozzo says...
&gt; Snowleopard says...
&gt; &gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 17:59:44 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
&gt; &gt; said
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Champ says...
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:04:34 +0100, Adrienne M Bonwick
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk" target="_blank">spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;it's Frankie Chilli&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist like
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; get crucified nowadays.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt;I'm very open about the fact that I prefer petite women with smaller
&gt; &gt; &gt;tits. A size 34B is about as big as I'd want a woman to be.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &lt;checks list: can't cook, large boobs, insensitive nipples and hates
&gt; &gt; having them 'played with').
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Well, I get further from your perfect woman every day...
&gt;
&gt; You have other qualities that outshine your shortcomings :-)

#Oh the wheels on the JCB go round and round,
#Round and round, round and round ...
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#391: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-26 23:10:49 by platypus

Snowleopard wrote:
&gt; On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 18:46:09 +0100, &quot;'Hog&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:invalid&#64;ukrm.net" target="_blank">invalid&#64;ukrm.net</a>&gt; said
&gt;
&gt;&gt; &quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; and hates &gt; having them 'played with').
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Really?
&gt;&gt; &lt;bewildered&gt;
&gt;
&gt; What's so bewildering about it?

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#392: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 05:32:59 by invalid

&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 18:46:09 +0100, &quot;'Hog&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:invalid&#64;ukrm.net" target="_blank">invalid&#64;ukrm.net</a>&gt; said
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; and hates &gt; having them 'played with').
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Really?
&gt;&gt;&lt;bewildered&gt;
&gt;
&gt; What's so bewildering about it?

Umm well just that gurly things usually quite like it, some prefer it
done very gently and others like it done rather roughly.

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#393: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 06:05:56 by Porl

&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 08:47:32 +1000, &quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt;

&gt;&gt;Is it still running? I won't tell you what happens at the end then. [fx:
&gt;&gt;puts forefinger against temple and pulls trigger]
&gt;
&gt; Porly funny. Snowy miss porly. When porly come home?

I just got here so I'm thinking &quot;never&quot; at the moment. I'm sitting in my new
apartment (on a new office-type chair with an electric shiatsu cushion
thing- it's amazing what you buy &quot;on holiday&quot; that you wouldn't consider at
home)[1]. At the time of writing I really don't want to go back to the UK in
any other capacity than temporary visitor. Fee free to throw it back into my
face next year when I'm sick of the place/other foreign destinations.

&gt; I rubbed up against that Les Dennis on a tube train once...

Actually that would be an excellent aspect to the show: 2nd rate Brit
comedians making guest appearances as grizzled, issue-ridden specialists.
Les Dennis and Dustin Gee (as surgeons Randal and Hopkirk) , the Crankies
(specialising in peadiatrics) and Bernie Clifton on his ostrichiopath.

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#394: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 08:23:59 by Gyp

In message &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;, Lozzo
&lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; writes
&gt;....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;
&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?

Felicity Finch (Ruth Archer)
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#395: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 09:12:40 by McKev

simonk wrote:
&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; ....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive
&gt;&gt; in the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though
&gt;&gt; you know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt; Nigella Lawson

Her old man is loaded....imagine the booze flowing at the wedding if hes
paying for it :)

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#396: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 09:16:08 by McKev

<a href="mailto:zymurgy&#64;technologist.com" target="_blank">zymurgy&#64;technologist.com</a> wrote:
&gt; simonk wrote:
&gt;&gt; &quot;darsy&quot; wrote
&gt;&gt;&gt; simonk wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Liz Fraser too, but I guess you knew that
&gt;
&gt; Hells teeth. That's grim. Cocteau twins, yes ?
&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://www.cocteautwins.org/~leesa/cocteautwins/cgraphix/liz/ctphoto21.jpg" target="_blank"> http://www.cocteautwins.org/~leesa/cocteautwins/cgraphix/liz /ctphoto21.jpg</a>
&gt;

Thats a bloke in that pic isnt it?

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#397: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 09:20:12 by McKev

Champ wrote:
&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:56:03 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:13:55 +0100, darsy &lt;<a href="mailto:darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk" target="_blank">darsy&#64;sticky.co.uk</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; ogden &lt;<a href="mailto:ogden&#64;pre.org" target="_blank">ogden&#64;pre.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; [women]
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; They'll all do &quot;EVERYTHING&quot;, some just need a little more coaxing
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; than others.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; where &quot;EVERYTHING&quot; ~ &quot;most stuff&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; There's some stuff that almost none of them will do.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; There's some stuff I don't want to do to them.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; well, yes, though it's the stuff I don't want them to do to me that's
&gt;&gt; important.
&gt;
&gt; Sure, but the tone of the conversation seemed to be about the woman
&gt; being on the recieving end.
&gt;
&gt; Actually, I know several blokes who say the idea of shagging a woman
&gt; up the arse doesn't have any appeal for them at all.
&gt;


Boring bastards

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#398: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 09:25:53 by McKev

Bear wrote:
&gt; <a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a> Lozzo says...
&gt;&gt; Snowleopard says...
&gt;&gt;&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 17:59:44 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; said
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Champ says...
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:04:34 +0100, Adrienne M Bonwick
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk" target="_blank">spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; it's Frankie Chilli&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; like this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; tits he'd get crucified nowadays.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm very open about the fact that I prefer petite women with
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; smaller tits. A size 34B is about as big as I'd want a woman to be.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;checks list: can't cook, large boobs, insensitive nipples and hates
&gt;&gt;&gt; having them 'played with').
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Well, I get further from your perfect woman every day...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You have other qualities that outshine your shortcomings :-)
&gt;
&gt; #Oh the wheels on the JCB go round and round,
&gt; #Round and round, round and round ...

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#399: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 09:29:58 by Lozzo

Bear says...
&gt; <a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a> Lozzo says...
&gt; &gt; Snowleopard says...
&gt; &gt; &gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 17:59:44 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; said
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; Champ says...
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:04:34 +0100, Adrienne M Bonwick
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk" target="_blank">spam&#64;AdrienneMJenn.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;it's Frankie Chilli&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;ho yuss. apart from him being short.
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; Why is it that women are allowed to get away with being heightist like
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; this? If a man openly expressed a pref for women with big tits he'd
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; get crucified nowadays.
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;I'm very open about the fact that I prefer petite women with smaller
&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;tits. A size 34B is about as big as I'd want a woman to be.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; &lt;checks list: can't cook, large boobs, insensitive nipples and hates
&gt; &gt; &gt; having them 'played with').
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; Well, I get further from your perfect woman every day...
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; You have other qualities that outshine your shortcomings :-)
&gt;
&gt; #Oh the wheels on the JCB go round and round,
&gt; #Round and round, round and round ...

Nice.

I don't stand a chance with Snowy, I don't think I'm bastard enough for
her.

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#403: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 11:09:18 by Neal Champion

On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:03:58 +0100, Paul Corfield
&lt;<a href="mailto:aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com" target="_blank">aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 19:09:30 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 20:47:39 +0100, &quot;dwb&quot;
&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk" target="_blank">parc_erom_tey&#64;crossdata.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Whinging Courier wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm very open about the fact that I prefer petite women with smaller
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; tits. A size 34B is about as big as I'd want a woman to be.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Quite so.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;decides to never bring SO to another UKRM social&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;Another&quot;?
&gt;
&gt;IIRC the other half of dwb attended a London Drinks meet. I wasn't
&gt;present so can at least say I am not responsible for any trauma she may
&gt;have suffered ;-)

oh, ok.

I wondered into her bedroom when she was in bed once.
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#404: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 11:14:58 by Neal Champion

On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 20:52:43 +0100, &quot;sweller&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:sweller&#64;mztech.fsnet.co.uk" target="_blank">sweller&#64;mztech.fsnet.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;darsy wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Liz Fraser too, but I guess you knew that
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; you've not seen her recently, then? Looks like someone who works in a
&gt;&gt; chip shop.
&gt;
&gt;Is this Elizabeth Fraser as in Cocteau Twins?
&gt;
&gt;Absolutely hatstand but definitely in the &quot;Fruitcakes I'd Like to Fuck&quot;
&gt;category.

While in that sub-genre, can I mention Siouxsie Sioux?
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#405: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 11:16:54 by Preston Kemp

Champ wrote:

&gt; On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:03:58 +0100, Paul Corfield
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com" target="_blank">aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; IIRC the other half of dwb attended a London Drinks meet. I wasn't
&gt; &gt; present so can at least say I am not responsible for any trauma she
&gt; &gt; may have suffered ;-)
&gt;
&gt; oh, ok.
&gt;
&gt; I wondered into her bedroom when she was in bed once.

Is that like wandered, only you braid your hair first &amp; keep your eyes
shut?

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#406: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 11:20:45 by simonk

Gyp wrote:

&gt;In message &lt;<a href="mailto:MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net" target="_blank">MPG.1d75bc41a08314a598ac87&#64;news.individual.net</a>&gt;, Lozzo
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; writes
&gt;&gt;....every now and then you see a burd who's not all that attractive in
&gt;&gt;the accepted sense, but you can't help but fancy her even though you
&gt;&gt;know it's wrong. For Champ it's Bjork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Who do you fancy that you shouldn't?
&gt;
&gt;Felicity Finch (Ruth Archer)

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#407: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 11:41:59 by Cab

Snowleopard wrote:

&gt; &gt; Actually that would be an excellent aspect to the show: 2nd rate
&gt; &gt; Brit comedians making guest appearances as grizzled, issue-ridden
&gt; &gt; specialists. Les Dennis and Dustin Gee (as surgeons Randal and
&gt; &gt; Hopkirk) , the Crankies (specialising in peadiatrics) and Bernie
&gt; &gt; Clifton on his ostrichiopath.
&gt;
&gt; snort

I've heard that sense of humour is one of the first things to go in Oz.
Porl hasn't reached that stage yet.

It'll show, when he starts having weekend barbies, wearing corks on 'is
hat and starts talking like Crocodile Dundee.

Then he's doomed.

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#408: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 11:50:33 by zymurgy

Steve P wrote:
&gt; porl wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;Charlie is a bit too chunky. Now Kathleen, thats a different matter.
&gt; &gt;&gt;She's luuuurvly.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; The saucy little tramp.
&gt;
&gt; Whereas Charlie being a bit chunky and not all that attractive

Do What ?!!

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#409: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 12:46:36 by Porl

&quot;Cab&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Snowleopard wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Actually that would be an excellent aspect to the show: 2nd rate
&gt;&gt; &gt; Brit comedians making guest appearances as grizzled, issue-ridden
&gt;&gt; &gt; specialists. Les Dennis and Dustin Gee (as surgeons Randal and
&gt;&gt; &gt; Hopkirk) , the Crankies (specialising in peadiatrics) and Bernie
&gt;&gt; &gt; Clifton on his ostrichiopath.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; snort
&gt;
&gt; I've heard that sense of humour is one of the first things to go in Oz.

You made that up, didn't you?

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#410: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 12:51:01 by Lozzo

porl says...
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Cab&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &gt; Snowleopard wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Actually that would be an excellent aspect to the show: 2nd rate
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Brit comedians making guest appearances as grizzled, issue-ridden
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; specialists. Les Dennis and Dustin Gee (as surgeons Randal and
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Hopkirk) , the Crankies (specialising in peadiatrics) and Bernie
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Clifton on his ostrichiopath.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; snort
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; I've heard that sense of humour is one of the first things to go in Oz.
&gt;
&gt; You made that up, didn't you?

I can't understand why you've gone to Australia. I've always regarded it
as a place that people end up in when no-one else wants them i.e.
criminals, my ex-wife etc.

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#411: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 12:59:51 by Paul Corfield

On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 10:09:18 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:03:58 +0100, Paul Corfield
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com" target="_blank">aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;IIRC the other half of dwb attended a London Drinks meet. I wasn't
&gt;&gt;present so can at least say I am not responsible for any trauma she may
&gt;&gt;have suffered ;-)
&gt;
&gt;oh, ok.
&gt;
&gt;I wondered into her bedroom when she was in bed once.

&lt;boggle&gt; Your powers are greater than I ever imagined oh Lord
Champion. Did she wonder back?
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#412: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 13:21:58 by Porl

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&gt; porl says...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &quot;Cab&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; &gt; Snowleopard wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Actually that would be an excellent aspect to the show: 2nd rate
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Brit comedians making guest appearances as grizzled, issue-ridden
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; specialists. Les Dennis and Dustin Gee (as surgeons Randal and
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Hopkirk) , the Crankies (specialising in peadiatrics) and Bernie
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Clifton on his ostrichiopath.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; snort
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; I've heard that sense of humour is one of the first things to go in Oz.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You made that up, didn't you?
&gt;
&gt; I can't understand why you've gone to Australia. I've always regarded it
&gt; as a place that people end up in when no-one else wants them i.e.
&gt; criminals, my ex-wife etc.

Yeah, it's pretty hellish here. Stay over there. And make everyone stay
there too.

There are downsides, mind you. The Police are fucking nazis in the traffic
dept. They have an amusing system here on bank holidays and such when they
instigate the Double Demerit Day device. If they clock you doing a few kph
over the limit that's double the fine and double the points. Mate Steve got
done twice in one day on the way to the track. That's 12 points and a large
fine in under an hour. For doing 7kph over the limit for one and for
slightly exceeding the limit upon pulling out of a petrol station.

Last weekend they were out in force (a biker had died the previous weekend)
and a colleague was done for doing a U turn. I'll be keeping my English
license as long as possible.

The other downside is that, without doubt, drivers in Sydney are the worst
I've encountered.

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#413: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 13:29:19 by Lozzo

porl says...

&lt;snip&gt;
&gt; The other downside is that, without doubt, drivers in Sydney are the worst
&gt; I've encountered.

I hear they have weird traffic rules, like when turning right you're
meant to pull in to the left and wait for following traffic to overtake
before turning when it's clear. Is that correct?

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#414: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 13:40:00 by Porl

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; porl says...
&gt;
&gt; &lt;snip&gt;
&gt;&gt; The other downside is that, without doubt, drivers in Sydney are the
&gt;&gt; worst
&gt;&gt; I've encountered.
&gt;
&gt; I hear they have weird traffic rules, like when turning right you're
&gt; meant to pull in to the left and wait for following traffic to overtake
&gt; before turning when it's clear. Is that correct?

No idea, but I've not seen anyone perform that manoeuvre.. As far as I'm
concerned, we are apparently invisible to drivers so I ride as if I'm
invisible. Highly defensive and doing whatever I have to do to get where I'm
going. Of course, with my sense of direction, that could be anywhere.

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#415: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 13:45:43 by Cab

porl wrote:

&gt; There are downsides, mind you. The Police are fucking nazis in the
&gt; traffic dept. They have an amusing system here on bank holidays and
&gt; such when they instigate the Double Demerit Day device. If they clock
&gt; you doing a few kph over the limit that's double the fine and double
&gt; the points. Mate Steve got done twice in one day on the way to the
&gt; track. That's 12 points and a large fine in under an hour. For doing
&gt; 7kph over the limit for one and for slightly exceeding the limit upon
&gt; pulling out of a petrol station.

So automatic ban, is it?

&gt; The other downside is that, without doubt, drivers in Sydney are the
&gt; worst I've encountered.

Nah that's Cairo.

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#416: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 13:46:06 by Cab

porl wrote:

&gt;
&gt; &quot;Cab&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &gt; Snowleopard wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Actually that would be an excellent aspect to the show: 2nd rate
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Brit comedians making guest appearances as grizzled, issue-ridden
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; specialists. Les Dennis and Dustin Gee (as surgeons Randal and
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Hopkirk) , the Crankies (specialising in peadiatrics) and Bernie
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Clifton on his ostrichiopath.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; snort
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; I've heard that sense of humour is one of the first things to go in
&gt; &gt; Oz.
&gt;
&gt; You made that up, didn't you?

Actually, er, yes. Was it funny?

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#417: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 13:51:20 by Lozzo

porl says...
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote
&gt; &gt; I hear they have weird traffic rules, like when turning right you're
&gt; &gt; meant to pull in to the left and wait for following traffic to overtake
&gt; &gt; before turning when it's clear. Is that correct?
&gt;
&gt; No idea, but I've not seen anyone perform that manoeuvre.. As far as I'm
&gt; concerned, we are apparently invisible to drivers so I ride as if I'm
&gt; invisible. Highly defensive and doing whatever I have to do to get where I'm
&gt; going. Of course, with my sense of direction, that could be anywhere.

I must have missed the post saying what bike you've bought.

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#418: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 14:00:36 by Porl

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; porl says...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;&gt; &gt; I hear they have weird traffic rules, like when turning right you're
&gt;&gt; &gt; meant to pull in to the left and wait for following traffic to overtake
&gt;&gt; &gt; before turning when it's clear. Is that correct?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; No idea, but I've not seen anyone perform that manoeuvre.. As far as I'm
&gt;&gt; concerned, we are apparently invisible to drivers so I ride as if I'm
&gt;&gt; invisible. Highly defensive and doing whatever I have to do to get where
&gt;&gt; I'm
&gt;&gt; going. Of course, with my sense of direction, that could be anywhere.
&gt;
&gt; I must have missed the post saying what bike you've bought.

I have mentioned it. It's an 04 R1. 1400 kms on the clock.

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#419: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 14:02:18 by Porl

&quot;Cab&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; porl wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; There are downsides, mind you. The Police are fucking nazis in the
&gt;&gt; traffic dept. They have an amusing system here on bank holidays and
&gt;&gt; such when they instigate the Double Demerit Day device. If they clock
&gt;&gt; you doing a few kph over the limit that's double the fine and double
&gt;&gt; the points. Mate Steve got done twice in one day on the way to the
&gt;&gt; track. That's 12 points and a large fine in under an hour. For doing
&gt;&gt; 7kph over the limit for one and for slightly exceeding the limit upon
&gt;&gt; pulling out of a petrol station.
&gt;
&gt; So automatic ban, is it?

Nah. You can opt for something called Good Behaviour Syndrome or something
(can't remember) where you have to keep your nose clean for a year or the
ban gets doubled. He's decided to take that option, hand his license back
and use his Brit one instead.

&gt;&gt; The other downside is that, without doubt, drivers in Sydney are the
&gt;&gt; worst I've encountered.
&gt;
&gt; Nah that's Cairo.

Don't think so. I've never been to Egypt.

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#420: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 14:03:38 by Porl

&quot;Cab&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; porl wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &quot;Cab&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; &gt; Snowleopard wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Actually that would be an excellent aspect to the show: 2nd rate
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Brit comedians making guest appearances as grizzled, issue-ridden
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; specialists. Les Dennis and Dustin Gee (as surgeons Randal and
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Hopkirk) , the Crankies (specialising in peadiatrics) and Bernie
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Clifton on his ostrichiopath.
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; snort
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; I've heard that sense of humour is one of the first things to go in
&gt;&gt; &gt; Oz.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You made that up, didn't you?
&gt;
&gt; Actually, er, yes. Was it funny?

I think the word is &quot;incongruous&quot;, since Australians aren't particularly
noted for their lack of humour.

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#421: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 14:15:54 by dwb

Paul Corfield wrote:

&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; oh, ok.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I wondered into her bedroom when she was in bed once.
&gt;
&gt; &lt;boggle&gt; Your powers are greater than I ever imagined oh Lord
&gt; Champion. Did she wonder back?

Champ's a bit fragile ATM so I won't say what she wondered.

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#422: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 14:16:35 by dwb

Champ wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &lt;decides to never bring SO to another UKRM social&gt;
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Another&quot;?

I don't keep her locked in the house you know - I know it seems unlikely her
staying with me and everything, but it *is* through choice :-)

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#423: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 14:55:28 by Cab

porl wrote:

&gt; &gt; &gt; The other downside is that, without doubt, drivers in Sydney are
&gt; &gt; &gt; the worst I've encountered.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Nah that's Cairo.
&gt;
&gt; Don't think so. I've never been to Egypt.

Ah, fairy nuff, the subtleties of English...

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#424: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 14:57:17 by Cab

porl wrote:

&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; I've heard that sense of humour is one of the first things to go
&gt; in &gt;&gt;&gt; Oz.
&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; You made that up, didn't you?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Actually, er, yes. Was it funny?
&gt;
&gt; I think the word is &quot;incongruous&quot;, since Australians aren't
&gt; particularly noted for their lack of humour.

Ah well, worth a try. I've never been there either.

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#425: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 15:10:11 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, porl
&lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt; typed
&gt;
&gt;&quot;Cab&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; porl wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &quot;Cab&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net" target="_blank">my_email_address_is_in_my_sig&#64;privacy.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; Snowleopard wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Actually that would be an excellent aspect to the show: 2nd rate
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Brit comedians making guest appearances as grizzled, issue-ridden
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; specialists. Les Dennis and Dustin Gee (as surgeons Randal and
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Hopkirk) , the Crankies (specialising in peadiatrics) and Bernie
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Clifton on his ostrichiopath.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; snort
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; I've heard that sense of humour is one of the first things to go in
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; Oz.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; You made that up, didn't you?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Actually, er, yes. Was it funny?
&gt;
&gt;I think the word is &quot;incongruous&quot;, since Australians aren't particularly
&gt;noted for their lack of humour.

Oh I dunno. There's a few at Trent Bridge at the moment who don't seem
to be smiling a lot.

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#426: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 16:58:41 by Cab

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

&gt; &gt; I think the word is &quot;incongruous&quot;, since Australians aren't
&gt; &gt; particularly noted for their lack of humour.
&gt;
&gt; Oh I dunno. There's a few at Trent Bridge at the moment who don't
&gt; seem to be smiling a lot.

I was thinking that just a second ago too. :-)

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#427: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 18:01:20 by steve auvache

Cab wrote
&gt;Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; I think the word is &quot;incongruous&quot;, since Australians aren't
&gt;&gt; &gt; particularly noted for their lack of humour.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Oh I dunno. There's a few at Trent Bridge at the moment who don't
&gt;&gt; seem to be smiling a lot.
&gt;
&gt;I was thinking that just a second ago too. :-)

9 million of them are watching on the telebox apparently. According the
Ather's, with a slight snigger in his voice.

&gt;

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#428: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 20:45:47 by Gyp

In message &lt;<a href="mailto:r2c0h1pgte1ujmfb5i68v68m5df95o8ngg&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">r2c0h1pgte1ujmfb5i68v68m5df95o8ngg&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Ben Blaney
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&gt;&gt;Felicity Finch (Ruth Archer)
&gt;
&gt;Oooohhhhh, nooooooooaahhhh!

Either we've both just agreed on the noise we think she makes when
aroused, or you've told me you don't want to toss for ends...
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#429: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-27 22:15:24 by sweller

Champ wrote:

&gt; &gt; Absolutely hatstand but definitely in the &quot;Fruitcakes I'd Like to
&gt; &gt; Fuck&quot; category.
&gt;
&gt; While in that sub-genre, can I mention Siouxsie Sioux?

She's perfectly lucid and more suited to the &quot;Seventies new wave/indie
icons I'd like to fuck&quot;.

For the triple set scoring on every level I'd nominate Polly Styrene.

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#430: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-28 00:03:52 by darsy

sweller wrote:

&gt; For the triple set scoring on every level I'd nominate Polly Styrene.

if you're going to get mucky, then I'll nominate Rose McDowall.

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#431: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-28 00:36:15 by Lozzo

ogden says...


&gt; Though I did happen to see Loose Women the other day and thought
&gt; Colleen Nolan looked a bit of alright for her age, so frame that in
&gt; whatever context you like.

I danced with her at Bailey's nightclub in Watford in November 1980. She
was with 2 of her sisters and their dad checking the place out prior to
a gig the next night. I think she was still 15 then.

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#432: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-28 00:39:08 by Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Lozzo
&lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;ogden says...
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Though I did happen to see Loose Women the other day and thought
&gt;&gt; Colleen Nolan looked a bit of alright for her age, so frame that in
&gt;&gt; whatever context you like.
&gt;
&gt;I danced with her at Bailey's nightclub in Watford in November 1980.

Was she in the mood?

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#433: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-28 00:41:04 by Lozzo

porl says...
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7a64181516a65d989695&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d7a64181516a65d989695&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt; &gt; porl says...
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; I hear they have weird traffic rules, like when turning right you're
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; meant to pull in to the left and wait for following traffic to overtake
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; before turning when it's clear. Is that correct?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; No idea, but I've not seen anyone perform that manoeuvre.. As far as I'm
&gt; &gt;&gt; concerned, we are apparently invisible to drivers so I ride as if I'm
&gt; &gt;&gt; invisible. Highly defensive and doing whatever I have to do to get where
&gt; &gt;&gt; I'm
&gt; &gt;&gt; going. Of course, with my sense of direction, that could be anywhere.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; I must have missed the post saying what bike you've bought.
&gt;
&gt; I have mentioned it. It's an 04 R1. 1400 kms on the clock.

Ah right. Is there a big difference between that and the K4?

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#434: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-28 00:45:19 by Lozzo

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
&gt; Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Lozzo
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt; &gt;ogden says...
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Though I did happen to see Loose Women the other day and thought
&gt; &gt;&gt; Colleen Nolan looked a bit of alright for her age, so frame that in
&gt; &gt;&gt; whatever context you like.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;I danced with her at Bailey's nightclub in Watford in November 1980.
&gt;
&gt; Was she in the mood?

I didn't ask. She was 16 at the time, cos I remember thinking to myself
that I really ought to try and get a leg-over.

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#435: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-28 02:21:14 by Porl

&quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; porl says...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7a64181516a65d989695&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d7a64181516a65d989695&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt; &gt; porl says...
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; I hear they have weird traffic rules, like when turning right you're
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; meant to pull in to the left and wait for following traffic to
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; overtake
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; before turning when it's clear. Is that correct?
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; No idea, but I've not seen anyone perform that manoeuvre.. As far as
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; I'm
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; concerned, we are apparently invisible to drivers so I ride as if I'm
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; invisible. Highly defensive and doing whatever I have to do to get
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; where
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; I'm
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; going. Of course, with my sense of direction, that could be anywhere.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; I must have missed the post saying what bike you've bought.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I have mentioned it. It's an 04 R1. 1400 kms on the clock.
&gt;
&gt; Ah right. Is there a big difference between that and the K4?

Yep. The R1 was second on my list when I was shopping around in the UK last
year. It's nice to kind of have a 2nd shot at it since I wasn't prepared to
stump up for a K5, and they were all sold out anyway. I would have had to
wait for the K6 or really hunt elsewhere in the country. The R1 has a
smoother delivery but doesn't have the low down grunt. It makes it more
suitable for commuting, despite running at higher revs, and I don't short
shift like I did on the Gixxer. It's a smaller bike, I can get both feet
down pretty much flat and it generally feels smaller, more like a 600.
Pillion seat is going to be less comfortable (for someone else). Haven't
been to the track yet, I'll let you know in a few weeks when I've done one.
Over here track days aren't a matter of just picking whoever's running the
next weekend one. The underseat pipes and engine heat aren't going to be a
dream in summer.

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#436: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-28 02:30:12 by Lozzo

porl says...
&gt; &quot;Lozzo&quot; wrote
&gt; &gt; porl says...

&gt; &gt;&gt; I have mentioned it. It's an 04 R1. 1400 kms on the clock.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Ah right. Is there a big difference between that and the K4?
&gt;
&gt; Yep. The R1 was second on my list when I was shopping around in the UK last
&gt; year. It's nice to kind of have a 2nd shot at it since I wasn't prepared to
&gt; stump up for a K5, and they were all sold out anyway. I would have had to
&gt; wait for the K6 or really hunt elsewhere in the country. The R1 has a
&gt; smoother delivery but doesn't have the low down grunt. It makes it more
&gt; suitable for commuting, despite running at higher revs, and I don't short
&gt; shift like I did on the Gixxer. It's a smaller bike, I can get both feet
&gt; down pretty much flat and it generally feels smaller, more like a 600.
&gt; Pillion seat is going to be less comfortable (for someone else). Haven't
&gt; been to the track yet, I'll let you know in a few weeks when I've done one.
&gt; Over here track days aren't a matter of just picking whoever's running the
&gt; next weekend one. The underseat pipes and engine heat aren't going to be a
&gt; dream in summer.

I sat on Daz's K5 the other week, it's a damn sight lower in seat height
than my K1 to the extent that I can flat-foot it. I'm on tip-toes on my
bike, and this is after backing the preload right off. Last week I tried
an R1 out for size again and it still feels too tall, but they seem to
have the ergonomics more to my liking now when both feet are on the
pegs. The older ones just weren't comfortable at all and as a result I
never felt like riding them hard. The 04/05 model would probably suit me
well, but I think I'd miss the low down torque of the Gixer. There's
also the underseat pipes, I'm not a big fan of them and I've grown to
like the K5 silencer. What I couldn't get on with is the K5s rock hard
plank of a seat. The K1 is like a Pan Euro in comparison.

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#437: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-28 21:45:08 by Ferger

Champ secured a place in history by writing:

&gt; While in that sub-genre, can I mention Siouxsie Sioux?

Oooh, good call.

I saw her at the RAH in about '84. Robert Smith played ISTR. And, more to
the point, I was right on the barrier, in the middle, and SS had no
knickers on. Formative experience it was

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#438: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-28 23:38:14 by unknown

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#439: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-28 23:43:46 by steve auvache

wrote
&gt; Ferger &lt;<a href="mailto:terferger&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">terferger&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:Xns96C0D319F6C60gsx750057xsg&#64;84.92.1.10" target="_blank">Xns96C0D319F6C60gsx750057xsg&#64;84.92.1.10</a>&gt;:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Champ secured a place in history by writing:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; While in that sub-genre, can I mention Siouxsie Sioux?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Oooh, good call.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I saw her at the RAH in about '84. Robert Smith played ISTR. And, more to
&gt;&gt;the point, I was right on the barrier, in the middle, and SS had no
&gt;&gt;knickers on. Formative experience it was
&gt;
&gt;Apart from the fact that Auvache would have never gone to see this gig,

Gosh no. In '84 I was doing the settling down being a dutiful father
and provider bit and had a shag any time She or I wanted one so I didn't
do gigs.


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#440: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 05:55:34 by simonk

Ferger wrote:

&gt;Champ secured a place in history by writing:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; While in that sub-genre, can I mention Siouxsie Sioux?
&gt;
&gt;Oooh, good call.
&gt;
&gt;I saw her at the RAH in about '84. Robert Smith played ISTR.

&quot;The Glove&quot;?

&gt;And, more to
&gt;the point, I was right on the barrier, in the middle, and SS had no
&gt;knickers on. Formative experience it was

You should write to her and tell her.
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#441: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 07:48:17 by sweller

Ben Blaney wrote:

&gt; &gt; I saw her at the RAH in about '84. Robert Smith played ISTR.
&gt;
&gt; &quot;The Glove&quot;?


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#442: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 07:53:41 by sweller

Ben Blaney wrote:

&gt; &gt;&gt; While in that sub-genre, can I mention Siouxsie Sioux?

&gt; &gt; I saw her at the RAH in about '84. Robert Smith played ISTR.
&gt;
&gt; &quot;The Glove&quot;?

The Glove was Steve Severin and Robert Smith; The Creatures was a
Siouxsie Sioux and Budgie collaboration.

RS stood in for John McGeoch for the Banshees between 82 and 84 but
dropped out early 84 shortly before the release of Hyena.

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#443: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 09:09:27 by Ace

On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 19:33:40 +0100, Bear &lt;<a href="mailto:bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a> Champ says...
&gt;&gt; On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 18:17:59 +0100, Bear &lt;<a href="mailto:bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a> Ace says...
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 19:31:57 +0100, Bear &lt;<a href="mailto:bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com" target="_blank">bastardDOTbear&#64;gmail.com</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a> Dave says...
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; And just for Bear:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Beverley Callard (Floella, Donna's mum)
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Wha? Who?
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Oh give me strength. I'm getting used to Champ not understanding
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; popular cultural references that I get, but not you too.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Two Pints.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;I don't watch it, ergo I wouldn't have known.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I've still absolutely no idea as to what he's referring? Some sort of
&gt;&gt; entertainment on the televisual device, is it?
&gt;
&gt;I'm presuming so. TBH I didn't want to encourage him.

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#444: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 09:14:19 by Ace

On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 04:32:59 +0100, &quot;'Hog&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:invalid&#64;ukrm.net" target="_blank">invalid&#64;ukrm.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:ppuug1t94d9dnnukuu5lausn37cmav1les&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">ppuug1t94d9dnnukuu5lausn37cmav1les&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 18:46:09 +0100, &quot;'Hog&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:invalid&#64;ukrm.net" target="_blank">invalid&#64;ukrm.net</a>&gt; said
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; and hates &gt; having them 'played with').
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Really?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;bewildered&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; What's so bewildering about it?
&gt;
&gt;Umm well just that gurly things usually quite like it, some prefer it
&gt;done very gently and others like it done rather roughly.

IME a significant number of women derive little or no pleasure from
having their nips played with. Maybe you should get out more, or
perhaps you've just never noticed?


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#445: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 09:15:41 by simonk

sweller wrote:

&gt;Ben Blaney wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; While in that sub-genre, can I mention Siouxsie Sioux?
&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; I saw her at the RAH in about '84. Robert Smith played ISTR.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &quot;The Glove&quot;?
&gt;
&gt;The Glove was Steve Severin and Robert Smith;

My memory has failed me.

&gt; The Creatures was a
&gt;Siouxsie Sioux and Budgie collaboration.

Indeed.

&gt;RS stood in for John McGeoch for the Banshees between 82 and 84 but
&gt;dropped out early 84 shortly before the release of Hyena.

That's what I was thinking of. Dammit.
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#446: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 11:06:17 by Porl

&quot;Ace&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 04:32:59 +0100, &quot;'Hog&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:invalid&#64;ukrm.net" target="_blank">invalid&#64;ukrm.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt;&gt; On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 18:46:09 +0100, &quot;'Hog&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:invalid&#64;ukrm.net" target="_blank">invalid&#64;ukrm.net</a>&gt; said
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; and hates &gt; having them 'played with').
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Really?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;bewildered&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; What's so bewildering about it?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Umm well just that gurly things usually quite like it, some prefer it
&gt;&gt;done very gently and others like it done rather roughly.
&gt;
&gt; IME a significant number of women derive little or no pleasure from
&gt; having their nips played with. Maybe you should get out more, or
&gt; perhaps you've just never noticed?

....or maybe you're doing it wrong.

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#447: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 11:07:09 by Ferger

Ben Blaney secured a place in history by writing:

&gt;&gt;And, more to
&gt;&gt;the point, I was right on the barrier, in the middle, and SS had no
&gt;&gt;knickers on. Formative experience it was
&gt;
&gt; You should write to her and tell her.

Tell her what? That I've looked up into her flange? It's not a chat-up
line I'd have a lot of confidence in...

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#448: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 11:11:04 by Ferger

secured a place in history by writing:

&gt; Apart from the fact that Auvache would have never gone to see this gig,
&gt; your post seemed to have been written by him.
&gt;
&gt; Are you, perchance, related?

I think I've just absorbed too much of the UKRM vibe and it's leaking out
subconsciously. You never know though...I never knew my paternal
grandfather, he disappeared from the family fold before I was born in some
black-sheep style furore.....

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#449: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 13:19:03 by Ace

On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 19:06:17 +1000, &quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;&quot;Ace&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt; IME a significant number of women derive little or no pleasure from
&gt;&gt; having their nips played with. Maybe you should get out more, or
&gt;&gt; perhaps you've just never noticed?
&gt;
&gt;...or maybe you're doing it wrong.

As if.

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#450: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 17:57:44 by Dan L

Lozzo wrote:
&gt; ogden says...
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Though I did happen to see Loose Women the other day and thought
&gt;&gt; Colleen Nolan looked a bit of alright for her age, so frame that in
&gt;&gt; whatever context you like.
&gt;
&gt; I danced with her at Bailey's nightclub in Watford in November 1980.
&gt; She was with 2 of her sisters and their dad checking the place out
&gt; prior to a gig the next night. I think she was still 15 then.

Fuck, I saw the Nolans at Baileys in 1980.

Awesome gig ;)

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#451: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 19:09:22 by Lozzo

Dan L says...
&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt; ogden says...
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Though I did happen to see Loose Women the other day and thought
&gt; &gt;&gt; Colleen Nolan looked a bit of alright for her age, so frame that in
&gt; &gt;&gt; whatever context you like.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; I danced with her at Bailey's nightclub in Watford in November 1980.
&gt; &gt; She was with 2 of her sisters and their dad checking the place out
&gt; &gt; prior to a gig the next night. I think she was still 15 then.
&gt;
&gt; Fuck, I saw the Nolans at Baileys in 1980.

I got there first.

&gt; Awesome gig ;)

I dunno, I was there to see comedian Mike Reid doing a gig.

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#452: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 19:18:46 by Salad Dodger

On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 18:09:22 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;I dunno, I was there to see comedian Mike Reid doing a gig.

I know of two &quot;showbiz&quot; Mike Reids, and I'd describe neither as a
comedian.
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#453: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 19:21:32 by Lozzo

Salad Dodger says...
&gt; On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 18:09:22 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;I dunno, I was there to see comedian Mike Reid doing a gig.
&gt;
&gt; I know of two &quot;showbiz&quot; Mike Reids, and I'd describe neither as a
&gt; comedian.

Baldy ex-Eastenders actor Mike Reid, not the ex-Radio 1 DJ. I don't
remember watching his gig, I was &quot;in the mood for dancing&quot; in the
adjacent night club bit upstairs.

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#454: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 19:51:14 by unknown

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#456: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 20:04:57 by Salad Dodger

On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 19:02:08 +0100, Whinging Courier
&lt;<a href="mailto:markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk" target="_blank">markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:


&gt;The baldy ex-Eastenders actor Mike Reid is bloody funny.

Is.

He.

Arseholes.
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#457: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 20:38:51 by Cab

Salad Dodger wrote:

&gt; On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 19:02:08 +0100, Whinging Courier
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk" target="_blank">markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; &gt; The baldy ex-Eastenders actor Mike Reid is bloody funny.
&gt;
&gt; Is.
&gt;
&gt; He.
&gt;
&gt; Arseholes.

Don't agree then?

(I don't GAF either way)

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#458: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 21:19:46 by raden

In message &lt;<a href="mailto:3ngpe1F1fn77U1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3ngpe1F1fn77U1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, Dan L
&lt;<a href="mailto:dannospam&#64;yodanet.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">dannospam&#64;yodanet.demon.co.uk</a>&gt; writes
&gt;Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt; ogden says...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Though I did happen to see Loose Women the other day and thought
&gt;&gt;&gt; Colleen Nolan looked a bit of alright for her age, so frame that in
&gt;&gt;&gt; whatever context you like.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I danced with her at Bailey's nightclub in Watford in November 1980.
&gt;&gt; She was with 2 of her sisters and their dad checking the place out
&gt;&gt; prior to a gig the next night. I think she was still 15 then.
&gt;
&gt;Fuck, I saw the Nolans at Baileys in 1980.
&gt;
Am I the only one who's never been to Baileys (or whatever it's called
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#459: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 21:23:51 by sweller

Whinging Courier wrote:

&gt; The baldy ex-Eastenders actor Mike Reid is bloody funny.

What do you make of Roy Chubby Brown?

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#460: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 21:36:04 by unknown

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#461: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 22:13:27 by Colin Irvine

On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 19:02:08 +0100, Whinging Courier
&lt;<a href="mailto:markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk" target="_blank">markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk</a>&gt; squeezed out the following:

&gt;In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Salad Dodger says...
&gt;&gt; &gt; On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 18:09:22 +0100, Lozzo &lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;I dunno, I was there to see comedian Mike Reid doing a gig.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; I know of two &quot;showbiz&quot; Mike Reids, and I'd describe neither as a
&gt;&gt; &gt; comedian.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Baldy ex-Eastenders actor Mike Reid, not the ex-Radio 1 DJ. I don't
&gt;&gt; remember watching his gig, I was &quot;in the mood for dancing&quot; in the
&gt;&gt; adjacent night club bit upstairs.
&gt;
&gt;The baldy ex-Eastenders actor Mike Reid is bloody funny.

He's shite.

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#462: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 22:31:39 by unknown

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#465: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 22:46:36 by Lozzo

Whinging Courier says...
&gt; In uk.rec.motorcycles, sweller amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; Whinging Courier wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; The baldy ex-Eastenders actor Mike Reid is bloody funny.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; What do you make of Roy Chubby Brown?
&gt;
&gt; I'm not a big fan but then I've not heard a great deal of his works TBH.
&gt;
&gt; The last time I saw him he was going on about clitorisis.
^^^^^^^^^^

Clitorii, surely?

Does it really matter anyway, because you're hardly likely to find more
than one on the same woman.

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#466: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 22:47:08 by Salad Dodger

On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 21:31:39 +0100, Whinging Courier
&lt;<a href="mailto:markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk" target="_blank">markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;In uk.rec.motorcycles, Salad Dodger amazed us all with this pearl of
&gt;wisdom:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 19:02:08 +0100, Whinging Courier
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk" target="_blank">markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;The baldy ex-Eastenders actor Mike Reid is bloody funny.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Is.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; He.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Arseholes.
&gt;
&gt;Christ, Nick, you really don't know what you're missing!

I've seen his stand up routine, and he makes Jim Davidson seem
hilarious.
&gt;
&gt;[1] How *do* you spell no one, as in &quot;nobody&quot;?

&quot;no-one&quot; Only a guess, mind.
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#467: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-29 22:52:52 by unknown

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#468: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 00:24:45 by Porl

&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:mji6h1hg8365ghkg1irb6p5lrqv2fl6mc1&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">mji6h1hg8365ghkg1irb6p5lrqv2fl6mc1&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 19:06:17 +1000, &quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt;
&gt; said
&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;Ace&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;news:<a href="mailto:lbd5h11019psvd69l23ocapmrma464ehdh&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">lbd5h11019psvd69l23ocapmrma464ehdh&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt; On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 04:32:59 +0100, &quot;'Hog&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:invalid&#64;ukrm.net" target="_blank">invalid&#64;ukrm.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;news:<a href="mailto:ppuug1t94d9dnnukuu5lausn37cmav1les&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">ppuug1t94d9dnnukuu5lausn37cmav1les&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 18:46:09 +0100, &quot;'Hog&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:invalid&#64;ukrm.net" target="_blank">invalid&#64;ukrm.net</a>&gt; said
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&quot;Snowleopard&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com" target="_blank">wintersnowfox&#64;gmail.lair.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; and hates &gt; having them 'played with').
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Really?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;bewildered&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; What's so bewildering about it?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Umm well just that gurly things usually quite like it, some prefer it
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;done very gently and others like it done rather roughly.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; IME a significant number of women derive little or no pleasure from
&gt;&gt;&gt; having their nips played with. Maybe you should get out more, or
&gt;&gt;&gt; perhaps you've just never noticed?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;...or maybe you're doing it wrong.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt; I think some of us have just realised that no matter how many times
&gt; you tell a guy that's the case, or 'casually' lie in a position
&gt; designed to prevent access, there are those that just can't believe
&gt; you really mean it and will batter on regardless, so you may as well
&gt; just lie there.

It's when they come back with the battery charger and crocodile clips you
have to worry.

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#470: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 00:37:58 by Badger

On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 18:21:32 +0100, Lozzo wrote:
&gt;
&gt; Baldy ex-Eastenders actor Mike Reid, not the ex-Radio 1 DJ.

The ex-Radio 1 DJ was Mike Read.

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#471: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 01:05:11 by Lozzo

Badger says...
&gt; On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 18:21:32 +0100, Lozzo wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Baldy ex-Eastenders actor Mike Reid, not the ex-Radio 1 DJ.
&gt;
&gt; The ex-Radio 1 DJ was Mike Read.

The ex-Radio 1 DJ is irrelevant because I never saw either of them. I
was too busy dancing in the nightclub/disco bit with 3 of the Swollen
Blisters. The star turn was in the cabaret bit.

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#472: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 06:04:34 by simonk

Whinging Courier wrote:

&gt;In uk.rec.motorcycles, Salad Dodger amazed us all with this pearl of
&gt;wisdom:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 19:02:08 +0100, Whinging Courier
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk" target="_blank">markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;The baldy ex-Eastenders actor Mike Reid is bloody funny.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Is.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; He.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Arseholes.
&gt;
&gt;Oh come on.

Yeah, I love the way he does that &quot;RICKKKKKYYYYYYY&quot; thing. Cracks me
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#473: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 07:40:02 by Dan L

raden wrote:
&gt; In message &lt;<a href="mailto:3ngpe1F1fn77U1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3ngpe1F1fn77U1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, Dan L
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:dannospam&#64;yodanet.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">dannospam&#64;yodanet.demon.co.uk</a>&gt; writes
&gt;&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; ogden says...
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Though I did happen to see Loose Women the other day and thought
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Colleen Nolan looked a bit of alright for her age, so frame that in
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; whatever context you like.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I danced with her at Bailey's nightclub in Watford in November 1980.
&gt;&gt;&gt; She was with 2 of her sisters and their dad checking the place out
&gt;&gt;&gt; prior to a gig the next night. I think she was still 15 then.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Fuck, I saw the Nolans at Baileys in 1980.
&gt;&gt;
&gt; Am I the only one who's never been to Baileys (or whatever it's called
&gt; now) ?

I thought it was compulsory, which is why free mid-week tickets used to turn
up at my mate's house.

Last time I went there it was called Paradise Lost, and had lost it's charm.

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#474: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 08:34:30 by chateauSPAMKILL.murray

Whinging Courier &lt;<a href="mailto:markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk" target="_blank">markonusenetTAKEITAWAY&#64;yahoo.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; There's more than one way to pleasure a woman.


There is? Coo!! Like how, then? Buy her a new ironing board?


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#475: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 11:44:01 by darsy

&quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;The other downside is that, without doubt, drivers in Sydney are the worst
&gt;I've encountered.

try around Valencia. It's not that they ignore traffic signals in the
manner of Italians, or bump-park in the manner of Parisiens, it's just
that no-one seems to know how to operate a motor vehicle.

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#476: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 12:01:08 by Neal Champion

On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 23:39:08 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
&lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Lozzo
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;&gt;ogden says...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Though I did happen to see Loose Women the other day and thought
&gt;&gt;&gt; Colleen Nolan looked a bit of alright for her age, so frame that in
&gt;&gt;&gt; whatever context you like.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I danced with her at Bailey's nightclub in Watford in November 1980.
&gt;
&gt;Was she in the mood?

Well, she was already dancing.

Seems Lozzo didn't check for romancing.
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#477: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 12:04:43 by Neal Champion

On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 06:53:41 +0100, &quot;sweller&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:sweller&#64;mztech.fsnet.co.uk" target="_blank">sweller&#64;mztech.fsnet.co.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Ben Blaney wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; While in that sub-genre, can I mention Siouxsie Sioux?
&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; I saw her at the RAH in about '84. Robert Smith played ISTR.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &quot;The Glove&quot;?
&gt;
&gt;The Glove was Steve Severin and Robert Smith; The Creatures was a
&gt;Siouxsie Sioux and Budgie collaboration.

Budgie? Oh, *that* Budgie. My mind boggled for a moment then. (see
<a href="http://www.budgie.uk.com/" target="_blank">http://www.budgie.uk.com/</a>).
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#478: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 12:05:40 by Neal Champion

On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 11:59:51 +0100, Paul Corfield
&lt;<a href="mailto:aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com" target="_blank">aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 10:09:18 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:03:58 +0100, Paul Corfield
&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com" target="_blank">aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;IIRC the other half of dwb attended a London Drinks meet. I wasn't
&gt;&gt;&gt;present so can at least say I am not responsible for any trauma she may
&gt;&gt;&gt;have suffered ;-)
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;oh, ok.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I wondered into her bedroom when she was in bed once.
&gt;
&gt;&lt;boggle&gt; Your powers are greater than I ever imagined oh Lord
&gt;Champion. Did she wonder back?

I think she wondered what the fuck some old bloke was doing in her
bedroom.

I was only looking for the loo.
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#479: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 12:07:14 by Neal Champion

On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 09:14:19 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; and hates &gt; having them 'played with').
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Really?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;bewildered&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; What's so bewildering about it?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Umm well just that gurly things usually quite like it, some prefer it
&gt;&gt;done very gently and others like it done rather roughly.
&gt;
&gt;IME a significant number of women derive little or no pleasure from
&gt;having their nips played with.

ISTR reading that it was as many as 50%


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#480: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 12:09:04 by Ace

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:07:14 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 09:14:19 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;IME a significant number of women derive little or no pleasure from
&gt;&gt;having their nips played with.
&gt;
&gt;ISTR reading that it was as many as 50%

Sounds about right.
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#481: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 12:09:23 by Neal Champion

On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 21:21:58 +1000, &quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;There are downsides, mind you. The Police are fucking nazis in the traffic
&gt;dept.

They were cunts in 1989, so I can't imagine how bad they must be by
now.
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#482: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 12:10:20 by Neal Champion

On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 22:02:18 +1000, &quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt; The other downside is that, without doubt, drivers in Sydney are the
&gt;&gt;&gt; worst I've encountered.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Nah that's Cairo.
&gt;
&gt;Don't think so. I've never been to Egypt.

heh. Nice. Seems Darsy didn't read it properly, either.
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#483: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 12:16:43 by darsy

Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 22:02:18 +1000, &quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; The other downside is that, without doubt, drivers in Sydney are the
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; worst I've encountered.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Nah that's Cairo.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Don't think so. I've never been to Egypt.
&gt;
&gt;heh. Nice. Seems Darsy didn't read it properly, either.

no, I did, hence the &quot;try&quot;.

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#484: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 12:22:10 by invalid

&quot;Champ&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 09:14:19 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; and hates &gt; having them 'played with').
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Really?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;bewildered&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; What's so bewildering about it?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Umm well just that gurly things usually quite like it, some prefer
&gt;&gt;&gt;it
&gt;&gt;&gt;done very gently and others like it done rather roughly.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;IME a significant number of women derive little or no pleasure from
&gt;&gt;having their nips played with.
&gt;
&gt; ISTR reading that it was as many as 50%

Hmm not IME. Different folk like different treatment though.

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#485: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 19:24:49 by Paul Corfield

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:01:08 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 23:39:08 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk" target="_blank">wun&#64;wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Using the patented Mavis Beacon &quot;Hunt&amp;Peck&quot; Technique, Lozzo
&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk" target="_blank">lozzo&#64;speedyspic.co.uk</a>&gt; typed
&gt;&gt;&gt;ogden says...
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Though I did happen to see Loose Women the other day and thought
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Colleen Nolan looked a bit of alright for her age, so frame that in
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; whatever context you like.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;I danced with her at Bailey's nightclub in Watford in November 1980.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Was she in the mood?
&gt;
&gt;Well, she was already dancing.
&gt;
&gt;Seems Lozzo didn't check for romancing.

this isn't doing your street cred any good you know. ;-)
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#486: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 19:26:56 by Paul Corfield

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:05:40 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 11:59:51 +0100, Paul Corfield
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com" target="_blank">aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 10:09:18 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:03:58 +0100, Paul Corfield
&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com" target="_blank">aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;IIRC the other half of dwb attended a London Drinks meet. I wasn't
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;present so can at least say I am not responsible for any trauma she may
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;have suffered ;-)
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;oh, ok.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;I wondered into her bedroom when she was in bed once.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&lt;boggle&gt; Your powers are greater than I ever imagined oh Lord
&gt;&gt;Champion. Did she wonder back?
&gt;
&gt;I think she wondered what the fuck some old bloke was doing in her
&gt;bedroom.

And who could blame her.

&gt;I was only looking for the loo.

.... is your story and you're sticking to it.
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#487: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 20:20:01 by Neal Champion

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:24:49 +0100, Paul Corfield
&lt;<a href="mailto:aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com" target="_blank">aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Though I did happen to see Loose Women the other day and thought
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Colleen Nolan looked a bit of alright for her age, so frame that in
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; whatever context you like.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;I danced with her at Bailey's nightclub in Watford in November 1980.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Was she in the mood?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Well, she was already dancing.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Seems Lozzo didn't check for romancing.
&gt;
&gt;this isn't doing your street cred any good you know. ;-)

Pshhaw! Like I have any, anyway!
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#488: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 21:08:45 by Grimly Curmudgeon

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; saying
something like:

&gt;On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:07:14 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 09:14:19 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;IME a significant number of women derive little or no pleasure from
&gt;&gt;&gt;having their nips played with.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;ISTR reading that it was as many as 50%
&gt;
&gt;Sounds about right.

That's ok then. One tit for yes, one for no.

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#489: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 21:08:46 by unknown

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#490: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-08-30 21:53:48 by raden

In message &lt;<a href="mailto:3ni9juF1kpblU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3ni9juF1kpblU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, Dan L
&lt;<a href="mailto:dannospam&#64;yodanet.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">dannospam&#64;yodanet.demon.co.uk</a>&gt; writes
&gt;raden wrote:
&gt;&gt; In message &lt;<a href="mailto:3ngpe1F1fn77U1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3ngpe1F1fn77U1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, Dan L
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:dannospam&#64;yodanet.demon.co.uk" target="_blank">dannospam&#64;yodanet.demon.co.uk</a>&gt; writes
&gt;&gt;&gt; Lozzo wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; ogden says...
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Though I did happen to see Loose Women the other day and thought
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Colleen Nolan looked a bit of alright for her age, so frame that in
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; whatever context you like.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I danced with her at Bailey's nightclub in Watford in November 1980.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; She was with 2 of her sisters and their dad checking the place out
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; prior to a gig the next night. I think she was still 15 then.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Fuck, I saw the Nolans at Baileys in 1980.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Am I the only one who's never been to Baileys (or whatever it's called
&gt;&gt; now) ?
&gt;
&gt;I thought it was compulsory, which is why free mid-week tickets used to turn
&gt;up at my mate's house.
&gt;
&gt;Last time I went there it was called Paradise Lost, and had lost it's charm.
&gt;
Well, it's now called Destiny

I suppose when you're a local, you can't be bothered to see the &quot;sights&quot;

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#491: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-09-03 13:24:36 by Beav

&quot;porl&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:porlp&#64;btinternet.com" target="_blank">porlp&#64;btinternet.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:3n3730F18kp66U1&#64;individual.net..." target="_blank">3n3730F18kp66U1&#64;individual.net...</a>
&gt;
&gt; &quot;Beav&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxoorld.com" target="_blank">beavis.original&#64;ntlwoxoorld.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:11gope2og9kaqe9&#64;news.supernews.com..." target="_blank">11gope2og9kaqe9&#64;news.supernews.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &quot;Wik&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">Rik_RyallMAPS_ITNA&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; news:<a href="mailto:MPG.1d7647456c83cb17989734&#64;news.individual.net..." target="_blank">MPG.1d7647456c83cb17989734&#64;news.individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt; In article &lt;<a href="mailto:es9og1p8kj233mv0gs5njko01ev02fhmr8&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">es9og1p8kj233mv0gs5njko01ev02fhmr8&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Champ made up
&gt;&gt;&gt; the following gibberish:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:57:10 +0100, &quot;Dave&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospam&#64;nospam.org" target="_blank">nospam&#64;nospam.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;Kate Bush
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Dunno what she looks like nowadays,
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; <a href="http://gaffa.org/wow/k365.jpg" target="_blank">http://gaffa.org/wow/k365.jpg</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Better than ever.
&gt;
&gt; It's almost as if that helicopter crash with Smithy never happened.

As far as she's concerned, it wouldn't matter.


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#492: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-09-03 13:46:50 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3niqajF1lqokU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3niqajF1lqokU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, 'Hog made up the following
gibberish:
&gt; &quot;Champ&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:tsb8h1d3v9asv9kof3shopcvntr0u1ullj&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">tsb8h1d3v9asv9kof3shopcvntr0u1ullj&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; &gt; On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 09:14:19 +0200, Ace &lt;<a href="mailto:no.valid&#64;virgin.net" target="_blank">no.valid&#64;virgin.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;IME a significant number of women derive little or no pleasure from
&gt; &gt;&gt;having their nips played with.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; ISTR reading that it was as many as 50%
&gt;
&gt; Hmm not IME. Different folk like different treatment though.

Yeah, but some are just fuckin' mental.
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#493: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-09-03 13:53:31 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3napc6FkomrU1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3napc6FkomrU1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, Krusty made up the following
gibberish:
&gt; Champ wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt; On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:03:58 +0100, Paul Corfield
&gt; &gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com" target="_blank">aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &gt; IIRC the other half of dwb attended a London Drinks meet. I wasn't
&gt; &gt; &gt; present so can at least say I am not responsible for any trauma she
&gt; &gt; &gt; may have suffered ;-)
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; oh, ok.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; I wondered into her bedroom when she was in bed once.
&gt;
&gt; Is that like wandered, only you braid your hair first &amp; keep your eyes
&gt; shut?

&lt;LOL!&gt;

#I just called to say, I'd shag you....

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#494: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-09-03 13:54:51 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:vl59h11a39gfucn5cqo88athdcbvg7drbd&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">vl59h11a39gfucn5cqo88athdcbvg7drbd&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;, Paul Corfield
made up the following gibberish:
&gt; On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:05:40 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 11:59:51 +0100, Paul Corfield
&gt; &gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com" target="_blank">aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 10:09:18 +0100, Champ &lt;<a href="mailto:news&#64;champ.org.uk" target="_blank">news&#64;champ.org.uk</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:03:58 +0100, Paul Corfield
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com" target="_blank">aooy65&#64;dsl.pipex.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;IIRC the other half of dwb attended a London Drinks meet. I wasn't
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;present so can at least say I am not responsible for any trauma she may
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;have suffered ;-)
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;oh, ok.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;I wondered into her bedroom when she was in bed once.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&lt;boggle&gt; Your powers are greater than I ever imagined oh Lord
&gt; &gt;&gt;Champion. Did she wonder back?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;I think she wondered what the fuck some old bloke was doing in her
&gt; &gt;bedroom.
&gt;
&gt; And who could blame her.
&gt;
&gt; &gt;I was only looking for the loo.
&gt;
&gt; ... is your story and you're sticking to it.

No, it's quite true. I was there. No, not in the bedr- Oh never mind.

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#495: Re: You know it's wrong but.....

Posted on 2005-09-03 13:55:42 by Wik

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:3nb3t3Fn6n6U1&#64;individual.net" target="_blank">3nb3t3Fn6n6U1&#64;individual.net</a>&gt;, dwb made up the following
gibberish:
&gt; Champ wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &lt;decides to never bring SO to another UKRM social&gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; &quot;Another&quot;?
&gt;
&gt; I don't keep her locked in the house you know - I know it seems unlikely her
&gt; staying with me and everything, but it *is* through choice :-)

And from memory, that *still* makes you a jammy, jammy bastard ;-)
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