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Sleeping Beauty [message #796241] Thu, 28 February 2008 06:13
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Re: Sleeping Beauty [message #796317 ] Thu, 28 February 2008 23:49
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On Feb 27, 11:13=A0pm, Scott in SoCal <scottenazt... [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
> So I'm on the shuttle bus this morning, going from the train station
> to my office. The bus is in the single left turn pocket; the light is
> red. Next to us in the leftmost through lane is a silver SUV being
> Lady Driven.
>
> The light turns green (we have no arrow yet). Cars in the #2 and #3
> lanes start to go. Sleeping Beauty in the SUV doesn't budge. 5 seconds
> go by. Someone behind her honks. Sleeping Beauty is apparently still
> munching on her poisoned apple for she does not stir. Another 10
> seconds or so go by. Our bus driver opens the door to the bus and
> tries to get her attention. Finally Prince Charming in the car behind
> hers LEANS on his horn; Sleeping Beauty awakes, drives through the
> intersection, and everybody else makes it through the green light and
> lives happily ever after.
>
> The End.
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Scott, Scott, Scott...that was no Sleeping Beauty. You just witnessed
a Wicked Witch of the West in action. :)

Also...too much realism...no way in h*** that's a fairy tale.
Re: Sleeping Beauty [message #796369 ] Fri, 29 February 2008 05:50
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Re: Sleeping Beauty [message #796370 ] Fri, 29 February 2008 05:53
The Real Bev  
Scott in SoCal wrote:

> <grvan [at] netzero.net> wrote:
>
>>Scott, Scott, Scott...that was no Sleeping Beauty. You just witnessed
>>a Wicked Witch of the West in action. :)
>>
>>Also...too much realism...no way in h*** that's a fairy tale.
>
> I'm just a little disappointed that no one caught the mistake I put in
> there. The poisoned apple comes from Snow White; Sleeping Beauty
> pricked her finger on a poisoned spinning wheel.
>
> I guess there are no Disney fans in this newsgroup. :)

You had reason to believe otherwise?

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Re: Sleeping Beauty [message #796404 ] Fri, 29 February 2008 14:58
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Re: Sleeping Beauty [message #796445 ] Fri, 29 February 2008 20:05
The Real Bev  
Scott in SoCal wrote:

> I bet there are people here who can recite every line from the Sponge
> Bob movie by heart. :)

At least Spongebob (one word, not two) is funny.


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Re: Sleeping Beauty [message #796524 ] Sat, 01 March 2008 04:30
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