| Re: NFL player tasered during DUI stop - WE NEED MORE OF THIS [message #794805] |
Tue, 19 February 2008 03:22 |
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On Feb 18, 9:21=A0am, "Bill Bonde ( 'Hi ho' )"
<tributyltinpa... [at] yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> Harry K wrote:
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> > On Feb 17, 10:31 pm, "Bill Bonde ( 'Hi ho' )"
> > <tributyltinpa... [at] yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> > > Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS wrote:
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> > > > Re: NFL player tasered during DUI stop - WE NEED MORE OF THIS
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> > > > Drunk drivers are killers and maimers and deserve torture. I say tas=
er them
> > > > just on general principles - no need to wait till they get rowdy.
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> > > I had this idea about how they could hook up tasers to every key on yo=
ur
> > > keyboard. You would be covered head to foot in their prongs. Whenever
> > > you tried to produce one your messages, taser jolts would fire off at
> > > each key press. Some would sting your legs, your arms, your eyebrows. =
It
> > > would be like swimming with jellyfish. I think I can get a lot of
> > > support for my idea in this newsgroup.
>
> > Given my choice of injuries due to being hit with sticks, bean bags,
> > etc. causing a visit to the emergency room or taking a shot or two off
> > a taser that leaves no residual...I'll take the taser. =A0Of course I
> > can see no way that I would ever subject myself to either.
> > Fortunately I retired as a Corrections Officer before it was mandatory
> > to be tased as part of training.
>
> I think the most important part of this thread, and of my message, was
> the idea of hooking up Mr Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS'
> keyboard to 104 (106 if it's a Microsoft keyboard) taser devices and
> then affixing the prongs to various parts of his body, the devices then
> being fired off again and again as he attempts to write up his posts. I
> think whatever key he uses to send the messages should cause all the
> taser darts to go off at once. Can I count on your support for this?
>
> --
> "What do you value in your bulldogs? Gripping, is it not? It's their
> nature? It's why you breed them? It's so with men. I will not give in
> because I oppose it. Not my pride, not my spleen, nor any other of my
> appetites, but *I* do. Is there in the midst of all this muscle no
> single sinew that serves no appetite of Norfolk's but is just Norfolk?
> Give that some exercise. Because, as you stand, you'll go before your
> Maker ill-conditioned. He'll think that somewhere along your pedigree, a
> bitch got over the wall."
> -+Paul Scofield, "A Man For All Seasons"- Hide quoted text -
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You bet I am! But I have doubts about the Microsoft keyboard. I can
see his eyeballs light up with the blue screen of death.
Harry K
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