| Re: NFL player tasered during DUI stop - WE NEED MORE OF THIS [message #794751] |
Mon, 18 February 2008 18:21 |
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Harry K wrote:
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> On Feb 17, 10:31 pm, "Bill Bonde ( 'Hi ho' )"
> <tributyltinpa... [at] yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> > Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS wrote:
> >
> > > Re: NFL player tasered during DUI stop - WE NEED MORE OF THIS
> >
> > > Drunk drivers are killers and maimers and deserve torture. I say taser them
> > > just on general principles - no need to wait till they get rowdy.
> >
> > I had this idea about how they could hook up tasers to every key on your
> > keyboard. You would be covered head to foot in their prongs. Whenever
> > you tried to produce one your messages, taser jolts would fire off at
> > each key press. Some would sting your legs, your arms, your eyebrows. It
> > would be like swimming with jellyfish. I think I can get a lot of
> > support for my idea in this newsgroup.
> >
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> Given my choice of injuries due to being hit with sticks, bean bags,
> etc. causing a visit to the emergency room or taking a shot or two off
> a taser that leaves no residual...I'll take the taser. Of course I
> can see no way that I would ever subject myself to either.
> Fortunately I retired as a Corrections Officer before it was mandatory
> to be tased as part of training.
>
I think the most important part of this thread, and of my message, was
the idea of hooking up Mr Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS'
keyboard to 104 (106 if it's a Microsoft keyboard) taser devices and
then affixing the prongs to various parts of his body, the devices then
being fired off again and again as he attempts to write up his posts. I
think whatever key he uses to send the messages should cause all the
taser darts to go off at once. Can I count on your support for this?
--
"What do you value in your bulldogs? Gripping, is it not? It's their
nature? It's why you breed them? It's so with men. I will not give in
because I oppose it. Not my pride, not my spleen, nor any other of my
appetites, but *I* do. Is there in the midst of all this muscle no
single sinew that serves no appetite of Norfolk's but is just Norfolk?
Give that some exercise. Because, as you stand, you'll go before your
Maker ill-conditioned. He'll think that somewhere along your pedigree, a
bitch got over the wall."
-+Paul Scofield, "A Man For All Seasons"
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