| Re: NFL player tasered during DUI stop - WE NEED MORE OF THIS [message #794715] |
Mon, 18 February 2008 07:31 |
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Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS wrote:
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> Re: NFL player tasered during DUI stop - WE NEED MORE OF THIS
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> Drunk drivers are killers and maimers and deserve torture. I say taser them
> just on general principles - no need to wait till they get rowdy.
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I had this idea about how they could hook up tasers to every key on your
keyboard. You would be covered head to foot in their prongs. Whenever
you tried to produce one your messages, taser jolts would fire off at
each key press. Some would sting your legs, your arms, your eyebrows. It
would be like swimming with jellyfish. I think I can get a lot of
support for my idea in this newsgroup.
--
"What do you value in your bulldogs? Gripping, is it not? It's their
nature? It's why you breed them? It's so with men. I will not give in
because I oppose it. Not my pride, not my spleen, nor any other of my
appetites, but *I* do. Is there in the midst of all this muscle no
single sinew that serves no appetite of Norfolk's but is just Norfolk?
Give that some exercise. Because, as you stand, you'll go before your
Maker ill-conditioned. He'll think that somewhere along your pedigree, a
bitch got over the wall."
-+Paul Scofield, "A Man For All Seasons"
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