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| Paging FOAK: Women [message #788508] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 09:57 |
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I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
of steaming fannies.
I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
Stormwind and surrounding areas.
She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788509 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:01 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:hm11c2t260ost6i3tggf011m0pop0qqlkh [at] 4ax.com...
>
> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
> grace to remind me to find my own -
Ask if you can see a picture of her thatch, that should do it
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Vass
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788514 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:05 |
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BGN wrote:
> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
> lives in Hastings
<SNIP>
> What should I do
Could you send me some of that LSD you're on?
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The speccy Geordie twat.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788516 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:06 |
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BGN wrote:
> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
> of steaming fannies.
>
> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your hands.
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http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
http://www.muddystuff.us
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788521 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:16 |
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BGN wrote:
> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
Google 'Bloodninja' and take some tips from his unique style.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788523 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:18 |
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On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
wrote:
>BGN wrote:
>
>> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
>> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
>> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
>> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
>> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
>> of steaming fannies.
>>
>> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>
>JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your hands.
She's some sort of geek he met through an online gaming group, who
takes the character of a female 'Night elf Mage'[1]. Do you really
think 'cute' is likely?
[1] Whatever the fuck one of those is.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788524 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:19 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
wrote:
>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788527 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:21 |
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Ace wrote:
> On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>> JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your
>> hands.
>
> She's some sort of geek he met through an online gaming group, who
> takes the character of a female 'Night elf Mage'[1]. Do you really
> think 'cute' is likely?
I'm with Ace on this one - she's either on the bouncy side of 20 stone or
she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
Possibly both.
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Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
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BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788528 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:21 |
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On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
wrote:
>> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
>> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
>> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
>> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
>> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
>> of steaming fannies.
>>
>> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>
>JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your hands.
<http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg>
But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788530 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:22 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>wrote:
>
>>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>
>Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
just in the hope of 'using' her.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788531 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:24 |
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BGN wrote:
> On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>> JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your
>> hands.
>
> <http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg>
>
> But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.
Um, I'd ask if she's got a sister, if I were you.
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Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788532 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:25 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:22:37 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
wrote:
>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>
>>Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>
>But I've never fucked a female before.
So? Just like a man really, with a few softer bits and an optional
extra hole.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788539 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:41 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:il31c2p1shmccvcijpdgbli12is4d1b572 [at] 4ax.com...
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>
>>Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>
> But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
> just in the hope of 'using' her.
Send her email address to WC and wait.....
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788542 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:32 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:21:27 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
wrote:
>On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>wrote:
>>JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your hands.
>
><http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg>
Nice beard. I'd go for it, if I were you.
>But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.
Darker green?
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788544 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:33 |
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Ace came up with the following;:
> On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
>> BGN wrote:
>>
>>> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
>>> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
>>> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
>>> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
>>> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
>>> of steaming fannies.
>>>
>>> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>
>> JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your hands.
>
> She's some sort of geek he met through an online gaming group, who
> takes the character of a female 'Night elf Mage'[1]. Do you really
> think 'cute' is likely?
>
>
> [1] Whatever the fuck one of those is.
Do you really think he cares?
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Paul ...
(8(|) Homer Rules ..... Doh !!!
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788545 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:33 |
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BGN says...
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
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> >On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
> >>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
> >
> >Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>
> But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
> just in the hope of 'using' her.
She's got an arse, hasn't she? just turn the bitch over and do what you
normally do. She'll be happy enough that you're 'adventurous' and go on
her merry way to annoy someone else.
--
Lozzo
GSX-R1000 K1
GSF600SW
"Loz has a god, and this god of his has 16 valves" (tm) Pip, May '06
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788547 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:34 |
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BGN came up with the following;:
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>
>> Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>
> But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
> just in the hope of 'using' her.
... but leading her on _is_ all she's expecting, after all. ;)
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Paul ...
(8(|) Homer Rules ..... Doh !!!
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788548 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:34 |
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BGN says...
> On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
> >JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your hands.
>
> <http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg>
>
> But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.
I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm. Go for it.
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Lozzo
GSX-R1000 K1
GSF600SW
"Loz has a god, and this god of his has 16 valves" (tm) Pip, May '06
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788550 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:47 |
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Ace wrote:
> On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
> > BGN wrote:
> >
> >> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't
> wish >> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
> >
> > JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your
> > hands.
>
> She's some sort of geek he met through an online gaming group, who
> takes the character of a female 'Night elf Mage'[1]. Do you really
> think 'cute' is likely?
Good point, well made.
--
Krusty.
http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
http://www.muddystuff.us
Off-road classifieds
'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger (FOYRNB) '96 Tiger '79 Fantic 250
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788552 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:43 |
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BGN wrote:
> On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
> >> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't
> wish >> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
> >
> > JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your
> > hands.
>
> <http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg>
>
> But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.
Hell, at least she ain't a bloater. Bring it on.
--
Krusty.
http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
http://www.muddystuff.us
Off-road classifieds
'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger (FOYRNB) '96 Tiger '79 Fantic 250
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788553 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:43 |
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BGN wrote:
> But I've never fucked a female before.
Hang on. Doesn't that mean that, technically, BGN is a virgin?
Dave
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788556 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 10:52 |
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Mr Alun Davies wrote:
>
> "BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
> news:il31c2p1shmccvcijpdgbli12is4d1b572 [at] 4ax.com... >On Fri, 21 Jul
> 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
> >
> > > On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I
> > > > don't wish to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd
> > > > little ways.
> > >
> > > Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
> >
> > But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her
> > on just in the hope of 'using' her.
>
> Send her email address to WC and wait.....
Fuck off, I asked first.
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Krusty.
http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
http://www.muddystuff.us
Off-road classifieds
'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger (FOYRNB) '96 Tiger '79 Fantic 250
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788559 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 11:01 |
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On 21 Jul 2006 08:52:54 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
wrote:
>Mr Alun Davies wrote:
>> Send her email address to WC and wait.....
>
>Fuck off, I asked first.
'S OK - he'll only take a jiffy ...
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Pip: B12
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788560 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 11:02 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:25:28 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>>>>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>>>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>>
>>>Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>>
>>But I've never fucked a female before.
>
>So? Just like a man really, with a few softer bits and an optional
>extra hole.
But with women there's an option of Kinder Surprise. As there's a
long history of twins, triplets and other higher denominations of
kinder being produced out of a session in my family it's not something
that I really wish to explore.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788570 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 11:29 |
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On 21 Jul 2006 02:28:21 -0700, "DoetNietComputeren"
<Doesnotcompute [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>Cane wrote:
>
>> > > But I've never fucked a female before.
>> >
>> > Hang on. Doesn't that mean that, technically, BGN is a virgin?
>>
>> I'm sure he could argue the same of you.
>
>But not, presumeably, you?
I'd pop his cherry.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788571 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 11:27 |
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BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> spewed forth the following...
> But with women there's an option of Kinder Surprise. As there's a
> long history of twins, triplets and other higher denominations of
> kinder being produced out of a session in my family it's not something
> that I really wish to explore.
All of which is academical if you take them up the browneye or just settle
for a blow job. There's so much more to women than just fucking them in the
vag y'know...
--
Loz H
~ Hairy, Ugly and Fat ~
CB550F CB200 CX500
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788572 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 11:24 |
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Big Dave wrote:
> > But I've never fucked a female before.
>
> Hang on. Doesn't that mean that, technically, BGN is a virgin?
I'm sure he could argue the same of you.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788578 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 11:28 |
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Cane wrote:
> > > But I've never fucked a female before.
> >
> > Hang on. Doesn't that mean that, technically, BGN is a virgin?
>
> I'm sure he could argue the same of you.
But not, presumeably, you?
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Dnc
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788579 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 11:34 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:27:45 +0100, "Loz H" <m3lsd [at] > wrote:
>BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> spewed forth the following...
>
>> But with women there's an option of Kinder Surprise. As there's a
>> long history of twins, triplets and other higher denominations of
>> kinder being produced out of a session in my family it's not something
>> that I really wish to explore.
>
>
>All of which is academical if you take them up the browneye or just settle
>for a blow job. There's so much more to women than just fucking them in the
>vag y'know...
Why take them up the starfish or get a BJ from them when one can do
the same with a man and not have all of the emotional baggage from him
afterwards?
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788588 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 11:37 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:18:48 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>wrote:
>
>>BGN wrote:
>>
>>> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
>>> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
>>> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
>>> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
>>> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
>>> of steaming fannies.
>>>
>>> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>
>>JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your hands.
>
>She's some sort of geek he met through an online gaming group, who
>takes the character of a female 'Night elf Mage'[1]. Do you really
>think 'cute' is likely?
I'm surprised BGN hasn't twigged that 'she' is probably a man.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788593 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 11:45 |
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BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> spewed forth the following...
> Why take them up the starfish or get a BJ from them when one can do
> the same with a man and not have all of the emotional baggage from him
> afterwards?
Some men can carry shitloads of emotional baggage too. One of my best
friends, Karl, has had so much grief in that respect from blokes in his
sexual escapades too. Clingy, needful, spineless emotional limpets, just
like some women can be.
I've been with some lasses who are cuddle-bitches, I've also been with some
who are just happy to indulge in a harmless game of hide the sausage. Que
sera, sera...
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Loz H
~ Hairy, Ugly and Fat ~
CB550F CB200 CX500
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788596 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 11:55 |
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Loz H wrote:
> I've been with some lasses who are cuddle-bitches, I've also been with some
> who are just happy to indulge in a harmless game of hide the sausage. Que
> sera, sera...
>
> ~ Hairy, Ugly and Fat ~
I shudder to think what _they_ were like.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788597 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 11:55 |
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On 21 Jul 2006 02:55:00 -0700, Cane said ...
> Loz H wrote:
>
> > I've been with some lasses who are cuddle-bitches, I've also been with some
> > who are just happy to indulge in a harmless game of hide the sausage. Que
> > sera, sera...
> >
> > ~ Hairy, Ugly and Fat ~
>
> I shudder to think what _they_ were like.
Desperate?
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Bear
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788600 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 11:47 |
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In article <1153471439.180708.53390 [at] m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>, Big Dave wrote:
>
> BGN wrote:
>> But I've never fucked a female before.
>
> Hang on. Doesn't that mean that, technically, BGN is a virgin?
I don't think that the sex of the partner forms part of the
definition..
Phil
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Phil Launchbury, IT PHB
Triumph Tiger 955i
'I'm training the bats that live in my cube
to juggle mushrooms'
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788609 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 12:14 |
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Cane <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> spewed forth the following...
>> ~ Hairy, Ugly and Fat ~
>
> I shudder to think what _they_ were like.
Heh. I can't think of a comeback for that.
I must have Inner Beauty/Persuasiveness/Rhopynol.
Delete where applicable.
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Loz H
~ Hairy, Ugly and Fat ~
CB550F CB200 CX500
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788610 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 12:15 |
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BGN wrote:
> On 21 Jul 2006 02:28:21 -0700, "DoetNietComputeren"
> <Doesnotcompute [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Cane wrote:
> >
> >> > > But I've never fucked a female before.
> >> >
> >> > Hang on. Doesn't that mean that, technically, BGN is a virgin?
> >>
> >> I'm sure he could argue the same of you.
> >
> >But not, presumeably, you?
>
> I'd pop his cherry.
Shame. You're too late Nick.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788616 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 12:31 |
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Loz H wrote:
> >> ~ Hairy, Ugly and Fat ~
> >
> > I shudder to think what _they_ were like.
>
> Heh. I can't think of a comeback for that.
>
> I must have Inner Beauty/Persuasiveness/Rhopynol.
Cash?
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788620 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 12:52 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:hm11c2t260ost6i3tggf011m0pop0qqlkh [at] 4ax.com...
> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
> of steaming fannies.
>
> I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
> undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
> ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
> from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
> long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
> Stormwind and surrounding areas.
>
> She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
>
> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
Just meet her in the game, kill her and take all her possessions. That
should do it.
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Tony
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788621 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 12:53 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
wrote:
>She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
>
>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
Is it too obvious just to tell her that you're gay?
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Champ
ZX10R
GPz750turbo
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788624 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 12:58 |
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Champ wrote:
> >She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
> >
> >What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
> >to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>
> Is it too obvious just to tell her that you're gay?
Now that's just plain silly.
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