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Motorcycles » uk.rec.motorcycles » [OT] Made oi laff.
| [OT] Made oi laff. [message #787907] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 17:05 |
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Local radio run a pub quiz style competition - get 10 questions right &
you win £500 sort of thing.
Anyway slightly dumb girly was just on, & it went something like this:
Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a ship?"
Girly: "The bum?"
<sound of radio presenter & support peeps wetting themselves>
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #787913 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 17:11 |
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On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
wrote:
>Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a ship?"
As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #787927 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 17:17 |
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On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
wrote:
>On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>wrote:
>
>>Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a ship?"
>
>As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #787930 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 17:18 |
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On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 17:17:27 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a ship?"
>>
>>As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
>
>As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
That's how I used to remember it, when I was new to cruising.
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| Re: Made oi laff. [message #787931 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 17:21 |
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BGN wrote:
> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 17:17:27 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
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> >On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
> >>wrote:
> >>
> >>>Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a ship?"
> >>
> >>As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
> >
> >As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>
> That's how I used to remember it, when I was new to cruising.
<SNORT>
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #787933 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 17:24 |
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On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:18:41 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
wrote:
>>>As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
>>
>>As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>
>That's how I used to remember it, when I was new to cruising.
Ignoring the innuendo, why? Mnemonics aren't usually more difficult to
dremember than the things they're supposed to be reminding you of. I
mean, a choice of two words and two ends; how difficult could it be?
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #787934 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 17:29 |
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On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 17:24:16 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:18:41 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>wrote:
>
>>>>As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
>>>
>>>As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>>
>>That's how I used to remember it, when I was new to cruising.
>
>Ignoring the innuendo, why? Mnemonics aren't usually more difficult to
>dremember than the things they're supposed to be reminding you of. I
>mean, a choice of two words and two ends; how difficult could it be?
Aft sounds like arse, innit?
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #787941 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 17:38 |
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Ace wrote:
> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
> wrote:
>
> > On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
> > wrote:
> >
> > > Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a ship?"
> >
> > As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
>
> As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
Agreed. It should be: As a lady she should bow forward & take it
roughly up the arse, & not worry her pretty little head about bloke
stuff like ships.
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| Re: Made oi laff. [message #787945 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 17:44 |
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Ace wrote:
> BGN wrote:
>
> >>>As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
> >>
> >>As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
> >
> >That's how I used to remember it, when I was new to cruising.
>
> Ignoring the innuendo, why? Mnemonics aren't usually more difficult to
> dremember than the things they're supposed to be reminding you of. I
> mean, a choice of two words and two ends; how difficult could it be?
Port is the place you've just left.
HTH
Paul.
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #787963 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 18:00 |
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On 19 Jul 2006 15:38:17 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
wrote:
>Ace wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> > On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > > Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a ship?"
>> >
>> > As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
>>
>> As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>
>Agreed. It should be: As a lady she should bow forward & take it
>roughly up the arse, & not worry her pretty little head about bloke
>stuff like ships.
And seamen.
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #788088 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 23:06 |
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BGN wrote:
> On 19 Jul 2006 15:38:17 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
>> Ace wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a ship?"
>>>>
>>>> As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
>>>
>>> As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>>
>> Agreed. It should be: As a lady she should bow forward & take it
>> roughly up the arse, & not worry her pretty little head about bloke
>> stuff like ships.
>
> And seamen.
And the poop deck.
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #788097 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 23:20 |
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On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:06:11 GMT, "platypus"
<monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>BGN wrote:
>> On 19 Jul 2006 15:38:17 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Ace wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a ship?"
>>>>>
>>>>> As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
>>>>
>>>> As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>>>
>>> Agreed. It should be: As a lady she should bow forward & take it
>>> roughly up the arse, & not worry her pretty little head about bloke
>>> stuff like ships.
>>
>> And seamen.
>
>And the poop deck.
Up her clinker.
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #788098 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 23:21 |
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SD wrote:
> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:06:11 GMT, "platypus"
> <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> BGN wrote:
>>> On 19 Jul 2006 15:38:17 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Ace wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty"
>>>>>> <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a ship?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
>>>>>
>>>>> As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>>>>
>>>> Agreed. It should be: As a lady she should bow forward & take it
>>>> roughly up the arse, & not worry her pretty little head about bloke
>>>> stuff like ships.
>>>
>>> And seamen.
>>
>> And the poop deck.
>
> Up her clinker.
Hard chine.
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and there's nothing I can do
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #788099 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 23:22 |
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platypus wrote:
> SD wrote:
> > On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:06:11 GMT, "platypus"
> ><monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> > > BGN wrote:
> > > > On 19 Jul 2006 15:38:17 GMT, "Krusty"
> > > > <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Ace wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN
> > > > > > <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty"
> >>>>>><dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a
> > > > > > > > ship?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her
> > > > > > > aft.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
> > > > >
> > > > > Agreed. It should be: As a lady she should bow forward & take
> > > > > it roughly up the arse, & not worry her pretty little head
> > > > > about bloke stuff like ships.
> > > >
> > > > And seamen.
> > >
> > > And the poop deck.
> >
> > Up her clinker.
>
> Hard chine.
Bulk head.
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http://www.muddystuff.us
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #788101 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 23:30 |
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On 19 Jul 2006 21:22:57 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
wrote:
>platypus wrote:
>
>> SD wrote:
>> > On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:06:11 GMT, "platypus"
>> ><monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> > > BGN wrote:
>> > > > On 19 Jul 2006 15:38:17 GMT, "Krusty"
>> > > > <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > Ace wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > > On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN
>> > > > > > <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote:
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > > On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty"
>> >>>>>><dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a
>> > > > > > > > ship?"
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her
>> > > > > > > aft.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Agreed. It should be: As a lady she should bow forward & take
>> > > > > it roughly up the arse, & not worry her pretty little head
>> > > > > about bloke stuff like ships.
>> > > >
>> > > > And seamen.
>> > >
>> > > And the poop deck.
>> >
>> > Up her clinker.
>>
>> Hard chine.
>
>Bulk head.
Bulwarks.
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #788109 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 23:40 |
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SD wrote:
> On 19 Jul 2006 21:22:57 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
>> platypus wrote:
>>
>>> SD wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:06:11 GMT, "platypus"
>>>> <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> BGN wrote:
>>>>>> On 19 Jul 2006 15:38:17 GMT, "Krusty"
>>>>>> <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ace wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN
>>>>>>>> <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty"
>>>>>>>>> <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a
>>>>>>>>>> ship?"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her
>>>>>>>>> aft.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Agreed. It should be: As a lady she should bow forward & take
>>>>>>> it roughly up the arse, & not worry her pretty little head
>>>>>>> about bloke stuff like ships.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And seamen.
>>>>>
>>>>> And the poop deck.
>>>>
>>>> Up her clinker.
>>>
>>> Hard chine.
>>
>> Bulk head.
>
> Bulwarks.
Rowlocks.
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and there's nothing I can do
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| Re: Made oi laff. [message #788140 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 01:15 |
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platypus wrote:
> SD wrote:
> > "Krusty" wrote:
> >> platypus wrote:
> >>> SD wrote:
> >>>> "platypus" wrote:
> >>>>> BGN wrote:
> >>>>>> "Krusty" wrote:
> >>>>>>> Ace wrote:
> >>>>>>>> BGN wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> "Krusty" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a ship?"
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> As a lady she should bow forward & take it roughly up the arse
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> And seamen.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> And the poop deck.
> >>>>
> >>>> Up her clinker.
> >>>
> >>> Hard chine.
> >>
> >> Bulk head.
> >
> > Bulwarks.
>
> Rowlocks.
Secure your porthole
P.
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #788144 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 01:26 |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "platypus"
<monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> saying something like:
>SD wrote:
>> On 19 Jul 2006 21:22:57 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> platypus wrote:
>>>
>>>> SD wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:06:11 GMT, "platypus"
>>>>> <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> BGN wrote:
>>>>>>> On 19 Jul 2006 15:38:17 GMT, "Krusty"
>>>>>>> <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ace wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN
>>>>>>>>> <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty"
>>>>>>>>>> <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a
>>>>>>>>>>> ship?"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her
>>>>>>>>>> aft.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Agreed. It should be: As a lady she should bow forward & take
>>>>>>>> it roughly up the arse, & not worry her pretty little head
>>>>>>>> about bloke stuff like ships.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And seamen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And the poop deck.
>>>>>
>>>>> Up her clinker.
>>>>
>>>> Hard chine.
>>>
>>> Bulk head.
>>
>> Bulwarks.
>
>Rowlocks.
Plimsoll Line.
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for your reading pleasure.
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #788146 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 01:27 |
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Grimly Curmudgeon <grimly4REMOVE [at] REMOVEgmail.com> wrote in
news:gqftb2ha5oju2hhjohcdn1h9dlhmg7nmdf [at] 4ax.com:
> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember "platypus"
> <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> saying something like:
>
>>SD wrote:
>>> On 19 Jul 2006 21:22:57 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> platypus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> SD wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:06:11 GMT, "platypus"
>>>>>> <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BGN wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 19 Jul 2006 15:38:17 GMT, "Krusty"
>>>>>>>> <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ace wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN
>>>>>>>>>> <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty"
>>>>>>>>>>> <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a
>>>>>>>>>>>> ship?"
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her
>>>>>>>>>>> aft.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Agreed. It should be: As a lady she should bow forward & take
>>>>>>>>> it roughly up the arse, & not worry her pretty little head
>>>>>>>>> about bloke stuff like ships.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And seamen.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And the poop deck.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Up her clinker.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hard chine.
>>>>
>>>> Bulk head.
>>>
>>> Bulwarks.
>>
>>Rowlocks.
>
> Plimsoll Line.
Naval cordon
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| Re: Made oi laff. [message #788151 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 01:44 |
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zymurgy [at] technologist.com wrote:
> platypus wrote:
>> SD wrote:
>>> "Krusty" wrote:
>>>> platypus wrote:
>>>>> SD wrote:
>>>>>> "platypus" wrote:
>>>>>>> BGN wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Krusty" wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Ace wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> BGN wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> "Krusty" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a ship?"
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her
>>>>>>>>>>> aft.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> As a lady she should bow forward & take it roughly up the
>>>>>>>>> arse
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And seamen.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And the poop deck.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Up her clinker.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hard chine.
>>>>
>>>> Bulk head.
>>>
>>> Bulwarks.
>>
>> Rowlocks.
>
> Secure your porthole
I'll be at the windlass, hauling on a manspike.
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| Re: Made oi laff. [message #788156 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 03:44 |
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In article <mtzvg.104008$wl.93073 [at] text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
"platypus" <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> zymurgy [at] technologist.com wrote:
> > platypus wrote:
> >> SD wrote:
> >>> "Krusty" wrote:
> >>>> platypus wrote:
> >>>>> SD wrote:
> >>>>>> "platypus" wrote:
> >>>>>>> BGN wrote:
> >>>>>>>> "Krusty" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Ace wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> BGN wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> "Krusty" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a ship?"
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her
> >>>>>>>>>>> aft.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> As a lady she should bow forward & take it roughly up the
> >>>>>>>>> arse
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> And seamen.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> And the poop deck.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Up her clinker.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Hard chine.
> >>>>
> >>>> Bulk head.
> >>>
> >>> Bulwarks.
> >>
> >> Rowlocks.
> >
> > Secure your porthole
>
> I'll be at the windlass, hauling on a manspike.
Arr, give 'em a broadside.
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Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: Made oi laff. [message #788160 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 07:22 |
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<zymurgy [at] technologist.com> wrote in message
news:1153323846.076123.23740 [at] i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>
> Ace wrote:
>> BGN wrote:
>>
>> >>>As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
>> >>
>> >>As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>> >
>> >That's how I used to remember it, when I was new to cruising.
>>
>> Ignoring the innuendo, why? Mnemonics aren't usually more difficult to
>> dremember than the things they're supposed to be reminding you of. I
>> mean, a choice of two words and two ends; how difficult could it be?
>
> Port is the place you've just left.
"There's red port left in the green star bottle"
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Monz
Suzuki GSXR1000 K6
[insert nickname here] [at] gsxr1000.co.uk
ANORAK#16 | BOTAFOT #135 | BREast#2 | MIRTTH#25 | BoB#16 | IBB#11
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| Re: [OT] Made oi laff. [message #788390 ] |
Thu, 20 July 2006 21:06 |
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On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 23:27:04 GMT, wessie <putmynamehere [at] tesco.net>
wrote:
>Grimly Curmudgeon <grimly4REMOVE [at] REMOVEgmail.com> wrote in
>news:gqftb2ha5oju2hhjohcdn1h9dlhmg7nmdf [at] 4ax.com:
>
>> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
>> drugs began to take hold. I remember "platypus"
>> <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> saying something like:
>>
>>>SD wrote:
>>>> On 19 Jul 2006 21:22:57 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> platypus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> SD wrote:
>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:06:11 GMT, "platypus"
>>>>>>> <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> BGN wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 19 Jul 2006 15:38:17 GMT, "Krusty"
>>>>>>>>> <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ace wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:11:01 +0100, BGN
>>>>>>>>>>> <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 19 Jul 2006 15:05:38 GMT, "Krusty"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Host: "What's the technical term for the rear of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ship?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her
>>>>>>>>>>>> aft.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Agreed. It should be: As a lady she should bow forward & take
>>>>>>>>>> it roughly up the arse, & not worry her pretty little head
>>>>>>>>>> about bloke stuff like ships.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And seamen.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And the poop deck.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Up her clinker.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hard chine.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bulk head.
>>>>
>>>> Bulwarks.
>>>
>>>Rowlocks.
>>
>> Plimsoll Line.
>
>Naval cordon
Rum, bum and baccy.
--
Chris
VN1500-j1 (Gertrude) Twice the fun at half the speed.
chris.desclayes at ffcc dot powernet dot co dot uk
But minus one "f"
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| Re: Made oi laff. [message #788660 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 15:11 |
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Paul sed:
>Port is the place you've just left.
I thought its where you anchor, you anchor.
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Nidge
(at work)
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| Re: Made oi laff. [message #788663 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 15:17 |
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On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:22:53 +0100, "Monz" <see_sig [at] email.net> wrote:
>
><zymurgy [at] technologist.com> wrote in message
>news:1153323846.076123.23740 [at] i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> Ace wrote:
>>> BGN wrote:
>>>
>>> >>>As a lady she should bow forward and stare sternly at her aft.
>>> >>
>>> >>As mnemomics go, that's pretty fucking crap.
>>> >
>>> >That's how I used to remember it, when I was new to cruising.
>>>
>>> Ignoring the innuendo, why? Mnemonics aren't usually more difficult to
>>> dremember than the things they're supposed to be reminding you of. I
>>> mean, a choice of two words and two ends; how difficult could it be?
>>
>> Port is the place you've just left.
>
>"There's red port left in the green star bottle"
Encroyable. Do you have a mnemonic to tell you which hand is left and
right too?
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| Re: Made oi laff. [message #788685 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 15:57 |
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Nidge wrote:
> Paul sed:
>
> >Port is the place you've just left.
>
> I thought its where you anchor, you anchor.
<sigh>
Good job you're not on my boat, you'd have walked the plank by now.
P.
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| Re: Made oi laff. [message #788696 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 17:03 |
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Paul sed:
>Good job you're not on my boat, you'd have >walked the plank by now.
Just fortunate Keelhauling's too good for me I guess.
At least a plank won't go running all over the beach and rolling on
rotting fish like (sea)dogs probably do.
--
Nidge
(at work)
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