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B6 - name that hole [message #787557] Tue, 18 July 2006 15:52
BGN  
Can SWK please let me know what the two holes circled in the following
picture are for?

<http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/holes.jpg>

....And can you let me know if oil dripping out of them is a good
thing?

I see a few drops on the road after when I return to the bike after
leaving it for a while.

*It's only happened since I filled up the Scottoiler with fresh
chainsaw oil.*

The Scottoiler apparently drops the oil on to the chain around the
position of where the centre stand (end) rests forward (I'm sure Muck
can verify this as he fitted it) so I assume that the chainsaw oil I'm
using is a bit thinner than what is normally used and it drips more
swiftly than before. This then gets taken into the area of the front
sprocket (whatever it's called) and overflows out of those two holes
after a while? But there's still plenty of chainsaw oil left in the
scottoiler.

The oil level in the engine itself is not dropping.

I've cleaned up that side of the bike and will keep an eye on it.

Any ideas?
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787560 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 15:59
wessie  
BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in
news:u4ppb2dfats3m87f9tbl0dqcqjs94bra5n [at] 4ax.com:

>
> Any ideas?

reduce the flow rate on the Scottoiler: it's a big, black, knurled knob on
the top end of the pump. Should be a label with yellow droplets of
differing size. Line the pointer up with the smallest droplet for this
weather. Remember to increase the flow when the ambient temperature drops.

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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787562 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 16:02
wessie  
wessie <putmynamehere [at] tesco.net> wrote in
news:Xns98049880FE01Ewtymmmsas [at] 62.253.170.163:

> BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in
> news:u4ppb2dfats3m87f9tbl0dqcqjs94bra5n [at] 4ax.com:
>
>>
>> Any ideas?
>
> reduce the flow rate on the Scottoiler: it's a big, black, knurled
> knob on the top end of the pump. Should be a label with yellow
> droplets of differing size. Line the pointer up with the smallest
> droplet for this weather. Remember to increase the flow when the
> ambient temperature drops.
>

oh, and check your rear tyre as it is probably smothered in chainsaw oil:
wash it off with paraffin then wash the paraffin off with soapy water

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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787564 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 16:01
Spete  
"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:u4ppb2dfats3m87f9tbl0dqcqjs94bra5n [at] 4ax.com...
> Can SWK please let me know what the two holes circled in the following
> picture are for?
>
> <http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/holes.jpg>
>
> ...And can you let me know if oil dripping out of them is a good
> thing?
>

It's fucked, the bike seems to get more action than you :-)

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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787565 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 16:04
CaneUKRM  
BGN wrote:

> *It's only happened since I filled up the Scottoiler with fresh
> chainsaw oil.*

"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and
stupidity."
Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787578 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 16:26
zymurgy  
wessie wrote:
> wessie wrote
> > BGN wrote:
> >
> >> Any ideas?
> >
> > reduce the flow rate on the Scottoiler: it's a big, black, knurled
> > knob on the top end of the pump. Should be a label with yellow
> > droplets of differing size. Line the pointer up with the smallest
> > droplet for this weather. Remember to increase the flow when the
> > ambient temperature drops.
>
> oh, and check your rear tyre as it is probably smothered in chainsaw oil:
> wash it off with paraffin then wash the paraffin off with soapy water

Then buff the tread up to a fine shine.

P.
Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787583 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 16:43
BGN  
On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 13:59:58 GMT, wessie <putmynamehere [at] tesco.net>
wrote:

>> Any ideas?
>
>reduce the flow rate on the Scottoiler: it's a big, black, knurled knob on
>the top end of the pump. Should be a label with yellow droplets of
>differing size. Line the pointer up with the smallest droplet for this
>weather. Remember to increase the flow when the ambient temperature drops.

Thanks wessie.

I've just had a quick look and the Scottoiler is on the minimum
setting. I'm guessing that the oil is just too warm.

I've had a putchers at the Scottoiler website and they sell thicker
oil for use in in warmer climates where it works from 20-40c. It's
just a shame the UK works from -5c to +40c.
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787591 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 17:03
Muck  
BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote:

> On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 13:59:58 GMT, wessie <putmynamehere [at] tesco.net>
> wrote:
>
> >> Any ideas?
> >
> >reduce the flow rate on the Scottoiler: it's a big, black, knurled knob on
> >the top end of the pump. Should be a label with yellow droplets of
> >differing size. Line the pointer up with the smallest droplet for this
> >weather. Remember to increase the flow when the ambient temperature drops.
>
> Thanks wessie.
>
> I've just had a quick look and the Scottoiler is on the minimum
> setting. I'm guessing that the oil is just too warm.
>
> I've had a putchers at the Scottoiler website and they sell thicker
> oil for use in in warmer climates where it works from 20-40c. It's
> just a shame the UK works from -5c to +40c.

Go to a pet shop that sells fish and fish tanks, get yourself a clamp
that regulates the amount of air in a tank pump system. Clamp it onto
the oil pipe and adjust the flow.

Or, find some _really_ thick oil, or put up with it and keep an eye on
the side of the back tyre.

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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787597 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 17:11
BGN  
On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 15:03:50 GMT, muck [at] _TEETH_rulex.net (Muck) wrote:

>Or, find some _really_ thick oil, or put up with it and keep an eye on
>the side of the back tyre.

For the five days of summer we actually have in this country I think
this is the correct answer.
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787621 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 16:06
steve auvache  
BGN wrote
>
>*It's only happened since I filled up the Scottoiler with fresh
>chainsaw oil.*

> I assume that the chainsaw oil I'm
>using is a bit thinner than what is normally used and it drips more
>swiftly than before.

It may be, it may no be, it all depends on how much the viscosity of the
colouring agent they add to the raw chain oil that is the snotoiler
product affects it, thicknesswise.



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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787630 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 18:30
ginge  
In article <43P8nuAkrOvEFwWX [at] thecow.me.uk>, steve auvache says...
> BGN wrote
> >
> >*It's only happened since I filled up the Scottoiler with fresh
> >chainsaw oil.*
>
> > I assume that the chainsaw oil I'm
> >using is a bit thinner than what is normally used and it drips more
> >swiftly than before.
>
> It may be, it may no be, it all depends on how much the viscosity of the
> colouring agent they add to the raw chain oil that is the snotoiler
> product affects it, thicknesswise.

Is the blue one runnier than the red?

The only reason I ask is the ZRX has just come back from a service, and
it appears Pidcocks were kind enough to have topped up the scottoiler
for me whilst they were doing everything else.

Except it's with blue oil, and not my usual oil coloured chainsaw stuff.
Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787632 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 18:27
BGN  
On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 15:06:28 +0100, steve auvache
<dont_spam [at] thecow.me.uk> wrote:

>BGN wrote
>>
>>*It's only happened since I filled up the Scottoiler with fresh
>>chainsaw oil.*
>
>> I assume that the chainsaw oil I'm
>>using is a bit thinner than what is normally used and it drips more
>>swiftly than before.
>
>It may be, it may no be, it all depends on how much the viscosity of the
>colouring agent they add to the raw chain oil that is the snotoiler
>product affects it, thicknesswise.

Scottoiler are missing a market out. Dyed chainsaw oil with mash
potato.
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787634 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 18:35
steve auvache  
ginge wrote
>In article <43P8nuAkrOvEFwWX [at] thecow.me.uk>, steve auvache says...
>> BGN wrote
>> >
>> >*It's only happened since I filled up the Scottoiler with fresh
>> >chainsaw oil.*
>>
>> > I assume that the chainsaw oil I'm
>> >using is a bit thinner than what is normally used and it drips more
>> >swiftly than before.
>>
>> It may be, it may no be, it all depends on how much the viscosity of the
>> colouring agent they add to the raw chain oil that is the snotoiler
>> product affects it, thicknesswise.
>
>Is the blue one runnier than the red?

Dunno, I have only just found out from BGN in another post that they do
two sorts of oil for it now.


>The only reason I ask is the ZRX has just come back from a service, and
>it appears Pidcocks were kind enough to have topped up the scottoiler
>for me whilst they were doing everything else.
>
>Except it's with blue oil, and not my usual oil coloured chainsaw stuff.

I dunno about mine, it is still over three quarters full from when it as
installed and looks green through the body of the oil tank but it does
have a yellow thingy behind it so it may well be blue.


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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787636 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 19:16
BGN  
On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 17:30:20 +0100, ginge
<the.gingeREMOVE [at] THISgmail.com > wrote:

>> >*It's only happened since I filled up the Scottoiler with fresh
>> >chainsaw oil.*
>>
>> > I assume that the chainsaw oil I'm
>> >using is a bit thinner than what is normally used and it drips more
>> >swiftly than before.
>>
>> It may be, it may no be, it all depends on how much the viscosity of the
>> colouring agent they add to the raw chain oil that is the snotoiler
>> product affects it, thicknesswise.
>
>Is the blue one runnier than the red?

Their blue one appears to be standard, the red one is for hotter
climates. This, I assume, means that the red one is thicker than the
blue.

>The only reason I ask is the ZRX has just come back from a service, and
>it appears Pidcocks were kind enough to have topped up the scottoiler
>for me whilst they were doing everything else.
>
>Except it's with blue oil, and not my usual oil coloured chainsaw stuff.

Blue:
< http://www.scottoiler.co.uk/pc/Motorcycle_Chain_Lubricants/S cottoil_-_Traditional_(500ml_bottle-|-spout).html>

Red:
< http://www.scottoiler.co.uk/pc/Motorcycle_Chain_Lubricants/S cottoil_-_High_Temp.(500ml_bottle-|-spout).html>

Both the same price.

While I'm confident there must be a difference between the red and the
blue stuff, is there any difference worth paying an extra few quid for
over chainsaw oil for their red/blue goo?
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787637 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 19:22
BGN  
On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 18:16:21 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
wrote:

>>Except it's with blue oil, and not my usual oil coloured chainsaw stuff.
>
>Blue:
>< http://www.scottoiler.co.uk/pc/Motorcycle_Chain_Lubricants/S cottoil_-_Traditional_(500ml_bottle-|-spout).html>
>
>Red:
>< http://www.scottoiler.co.uk/pc/Motorcycle_Chain_Lubricants/S cottoil_-_High_Temp.(500ml_bottle-|-spout).html>
>
>Both the same price.
>
>While I'm confident there must be a difference between the red and the
>blue stuff, is there any difference worth paying an extra few quid for
>over chainsaw oil for their red/blue goo?

Ooh err: "Our Blue Oil is our first, traditional Scottoil. It should
be used in ambient temperatures of 0-30°C. Please note that our
Original Scottoil used to be coloured red but to avoid confusion with
our High Temperature Scottoil we have changed its colour to blue."

I bet that's going to cause some confusion.
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787665 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 21:15
Ivan.Reid  
On 18 Jul 2006 07:26:39 -0700,
zymurgy [at] technologist.com <zymurgy [at] technologist.com>
wrote in <1153232799.110127.60830 [at] h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:

> wessie wrote:
>> wessie wrote
>> > BGN wrote:

>> >> Any ideas?

>> > reduce the flow rate on the Scottoiler: it's a big, black, knurled
>> > knob on the top end of the pump. Should be a label with yellow
>> > droplets of differing size. Line the pointer up with the smallest
>> > droplet for this weather. Remember to increase the flow when the
>> > ambient temperature drops.

>> oh, and check your rear tyre as it is probably smothered in chainsaw oil:
>> wash it off with paraffin then wash the paraffin off with soapy water

> Then buff the tread up to a fine shine.

Armor-All works best[1].

[1] A work colleague in Wancouver wrote off two bikes before he twigged that
A-A on tyres was not a good idea... He came from a background in show cars.

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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787677 ] Tue, 18 July 2006 22:09
ginge  
In article <3k5qb2d3km6nbo1a7nhenujn6bmbi812k2 [at] 4ax.com>, BGN says...
> While I'm confident there must be a difference between the red and the
> blue stuff, is there any difference worth paying an extra few quid for
> over chainsaw oil for their red/blue goo?

The only benefit I'm aware of is the profit goes towards impoverished
scotch people that would probably find themselves drinking meths under
railway bridges were it not for careers in the local oil dyeing
industry.

I buy chainsaw oil.
Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787723 ] Wed, 19 July 2006 00:12
platypus  
ginge wrote:
> In article <3k5qb2d3km6nbo1a7nhenujn6bmbi812k2 [at] 4ax.com>, BGN says...
>> While I'm confident there must be a difference between the red and
>> the blue stuff, is there any difference worth paying an extra few
>> quid for over chainsaw oil for their red/blue goo?
>
> The only benefit I'm aware of is the profit goes towards impoverished
> scotch people that would probably find themselves drinking meths under
> railway bridges were it not for careers in the local oil dyeing
> industry.
>
> I buy chainsaw oil.

I don't. I have a large container of chainsaw oil what was given to me many
years ago by that nice Mr Gyp.

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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787826 ] Wed, 19 July 2006 13:21
Notifier Deamon  
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #787861 ] Wed, 19 July 2006 15:08
BGN  
On 19 Jul 2006 11:21:32 GMT, "dwb" <parc_erom_tey [at] crossdata.co.uk>
wrote:

>> Ooh err: "Our Blue Oil is our first, traditional Scottoil. It should
>> be used in ambient temperatures of 0-30°C. Please note that our
>> Original Scottoil used to be coloured red but to avoid confusion with
>> our High Temperature Scottoil we have changed its colour to blue."
>>
>> I bet that's going to cause some confusion.
>
>Considering they did it years ago, not really.

From their declaration I assumed it was a new thing. Like their new
red high temp oil.
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788100 ] Wed, 19 July 2006 23:26
Gyp  
In message <y1dvg.103376$wl.62266 [at] text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, platypus
<monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> writes

>> I buy chainsaw oil.
>
>I don't. I have a large container of chainsaw oil what was given to me
>many years ago by that nice Mr Gyp.

Was that the same Mr Gyp who decided he would never have a chain-driven
bike and hence would never own a Scottoiler again?
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788108 ] Wed, 19 July 2006 23:39
platypus  
Gyp wrote:
> In message <y1dvg.103376$wl.62266 [at] text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> platypus <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> writes
>
>>> I buy chainsaw oil.
>>
>> I don't. I have a large container of chainsaw oil what was given to
>> me many years ago by that nice Mr Gyp.
>
> Was that the same Mr Gyp who decided he would never have a
> chain-driven bike and hence would never own a Scottoiler again?

I think it was the Mr Gyp who realised he'd lost his mojo and was riding
like a girl.

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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788114 ] Wed, 19 July 2006 23:50
Gyp  
In message <vExvg.103921$wl.221 [at] text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, platypus
<monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> writes

>> Was that the same Mr Gyp who decided he would never have a
>> chain-driven bike and hence would never own a Scottoiler again?
>
>I think it was the Mr Gyp who realised he'd lost his mojo and was
>riding like a girl.

Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is walking about
almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm a bit distr
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788121 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 00:08
platypus  
Gyp wrote:
> In message <vExvg.103921$wl.221 [at] text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, platypus
> <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> writes
>
>>> Was that the same Mr Gyp who decided he would never have a
>>> chain-driven bike and hence would never own a Scottoiler again?
>>
>> I think it was the Mr Gyp who realised he'd lost his mojo and was
>> riding like a girl.
>
> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is walking
> about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm a bit distr

She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath running over
as well.

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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788134 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 00:44
Work in progress  
On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 22:08:43 GMT, "platypus"
<monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>Gyp wrote:
>> In message <vExvg.103921$wl.221 [at] text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, platypus
>> <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> writes
>>
>>>> Was that the same Mr Gyp who decided he would never have a
>>>> chain-driven bike and hence would never own a Scottoiler again?
>>>
>>> I think it was the Mr Gyp who realised he'd lost his mojo and was
>>> riding like a girl.
>>
>> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is walking
>> about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm a bit distr
>
>She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath running over
>as well.

But who could possibly play the part of the lizard running over the
tap?
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788136 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 01:07
platypus  
Work in progress wrote:
> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 22:08:43 GMT, "platypus"
> <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Gyp wrote:
>>> In message <vExvg.103921$wl.221 [at] text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
>>> platypus <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> writes
>>>
>>>>> Was that the same Mr Gyp who decided he would never have a
>>>>> chain-driven bike and hence would never own a Scottoiler again?
>>>>
>>>> I think it was the Mr Gyp who realised he'd lost his mojo and was
>>>> riding like a girl.
>>>
>>> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is walking
>>> about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm a bit distr
>>
>> She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath
>> running over as well.
>
> But who could possibly play the part of the lizard running over the
> tap?

<licks eyebrows>

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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788137 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 01:08
Neal Champion  
On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 23:44:48 +0100, Work in progress
<spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:

>>>>> Was that the same Mr Gyp who decided he would never have a
>>>>> chain-driven bike and hence would never own a Scottoiler again?
>>>>
>>>> I think it was the Mr Gyp who realised he'd lost his mojo and was
>>>> riding like a girl.
>>>
>>> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is walking
>>> about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm a bit distr
>>
>>She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath running over
>>as well.
>
>But who could possibly play the part of the lizard running over the
>tap?

You called?
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788145 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 01:26
Work in progress  
On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 00:08:15 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:

>On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 23:44:48 +0100, Work in progress
><spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>> Was that the same Mr Gyp who decided he would never have a
>>>>>> chain-driven bike and hence would never own a Scottoiler again?
>>>>>
>>>>> I think it was the Mr Gyp who realised he'd lost his mojo and was
>>>>> riding like a girl.
>>>>
>>>> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is walking
>>>> about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm a bit distr
>>>
>>>She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath running over
>>>as well.
>>
>>But who could possibly play the part of the lizard running over the
>>tap?
>
>You called?

<g> I may have had you in mind. But frankly unless you can lick your
eyebrows I think platy gets my vote.
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788153 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 02:59
platypus  
Work in progress wrote:
> On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 00:08:15 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 23:44:48 +0100, Work in progress
>> <spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>> Was that the same Mr Gyp who decided he would never have a
>>>>>>> chain-driven bike and hence would never own a Scottoiler again?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think it was the Mr Gyp who realised he'd lost his mojo and was
>>>>>> riding like a girl.
>>>>>
>>>>> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is walking
>>>>> about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm a bit distr
>>>>
>>>> She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath
>>>> running over as well.
>>>
>>> But who could possibly play the part of the lizard running over the
>>> tap?
>>
>> You called?
>
> <g> I may have had you in mind. But frankly unless you can lick your
> eyebrows I think platy gets my vote.

<thud>

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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788185 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 10:19
Neal Champion  
On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 00:26:56 +0100, Work in progress
<spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:

>>>>> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is walking
>>>>> about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm a bit distr
>>>>
>>>>She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath running over
>>>>as well.
>>>
>>>But who could possibly play the part of the lizard running over the
>>>tap?
>>
>>You called?
>
><g> I may have had you in mind. But frankly unless you can lick your
>eyebrows I think platy gets my vote.

Eyebrows? Pah.

<licks behind ears>
--
Champ

ZX10R
GPz750turbo
My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788189 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 10:43
Big Dave  
Champ wrote:
> On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 00:26:56 +0100, Work in progress
> <spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is walking
> >>>>> about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm a bit distr
> >>>>
> >>>>She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath running over
> >>>>as well.
> >>>
> >>>But who could possibly play the part of the lizard running over the
> >>>tap?
> >>
> >>You called?
> >
> ><g> I may have had you in mind. But frankly unless you can lick your
> >eyebrows I think platy gets my vote.
>
> Eyebrows? Pah.
>
> <licks behind ears>

Pah.
Platy can lick his eyebrows /and/ he can breath though his ears...
Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788204 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 11:16
Notifier Deamon  
Post removed (X-No-Archive: yes)
Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788206 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 11:20
Big Dave  
Halla wrote:
> On 20 Jul 2006 01:43:17 -0700, "Big Dave" <flyingvee [at] btopenworld.com>
> blethered:
>
> >
> >Champ wrote:
> >> On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 00:26:56 +0100, Work in progress
> >> <spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >>>>> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is walking
> >> >>>>> about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm a bit distr
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath running over
> >> >>>>as well.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>But who could possibly play the part of the lizard running over the
> >> >>>tap?
> >> >>
> >> >>You called?
> >> >
> >> ><g> I may have had you in mind. But frankly unless you can lick your
> >> >eyebrows I think platy gets my vote.
> >>
> >> Eyebrows? Pah.
> >>
> >> <licks behind ears>
> >
> >Pah.
> >Platy can lick his eyebrows /and/ he can breath though his ears...
>
> How do you know?

Erm <thinks>
Erm <thinks harder>
Erm <thinks again>
"Someone told me could"
Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788288 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 15:37
BGN  
On 20 Jul 2006 01:43:17 -0700, "Big Dave" <flyingvee [at] btopenworld.com>
wrote:

>
>Champ wrote:
>> On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 00:26:56 +0100, Work in progress
>> <spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is walking
>> >>>>> about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm a bit distr
>> >>>>
>> >>>>She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath running over
>> >>>>as well.
>> >>>
>> >>>But who could possibly play the part of the lizard running over the
>> >>>tap?
>> >>
>> >>You called?
>> >
>> ><g> I may have had you in mind. But frankly unless you can lick your
>> >eyebrows I think platy gets my vote.
>>
>> Eyebrows? Pah.
>>
>> <licks behind ears>
>
>Pah.
>Platy can lick his eyebrows /and/ he can breath though his ears...

But Champ is easier on the eyes.
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788292 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 15:43
Big Dave  
BGN wrote:
> On 20 Jul 2006 01:43:17 -0700, "Big Dave" <flyingvee [at] btopenworld.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >Champ wrote:
> >> On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 00:26:56 +0100, Work in progress
> >> <spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >>>>> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is walking
> >> >>>>> about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm a bit distr
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath running over
> >> >>>>as well.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>But who could possibly play the part of the lizard running over the
> >> >>>tap?
> >> >>
> >> >>You called?
> >> >
> >> ><g> I may have had you in mind. But frankly unless you can lick your
> >> >eyebrows I think platy gets my vote.
> >>
> >> Eyebrows? Pah.
> >>
> >> <licks behind ears>
> >
> >Pah.
> >Platy can lick his eyebrows /and/ he can breath though his ears...
>
> But Champ is easier on the eyes.

Wear sunglasses - you've got a nice pair of Oakley's haven't you?
Alternatively, have you considered the merits of brown paper bags?
Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788324 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 17:22
Grimly Curmudgeon  
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> saying
something like:

>>> ><g> I may have had you in mind. But frankly unless you can lick your
>>> >eyebrows I think platy gets my vote.
>>>
>>> Eyebrows? Pah.
>>>
>>> <licks behind ears>
>>
>>Pah.
>>Platy can lick his eyebrows /and/ he can breath though his ears...
>
>But Champ is easier on the eyes.

Is that a sigh of relief from Brisslewards?
--
Dave
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Every post contains Nutri-Ceramide-R and Pre-Biotics
for your reading pleasure.
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Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788424 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 23:09
platypus  
Champ wrote:
> On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 00:26:56 +0100, Work in progress
> <spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is
>>>>>> walking about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm a
>>>>>> bit distr
>>>>>
>>>>> She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath
>>>>> running over as well.
>>>>
>>>> But who could possibly play the part of the lizard running over the
>>>> tap?
>>>
>>> You called?
>>
>> <g> I may have had you in mind. But frankly unless you can lick your
>> eyebrows I think platy gets my vote.
>
> Eyebrows? Pah.
>
> <licks behind ears>

Whose ears?

--
platypus

and there's nothing I can do
Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788426 ] Thu, 20 July 2006 23:09
platypus  
Halla wrote:
> On 20 Jul 2006 01:43:17 -0700, "Big Dave" <flyingvee [at] btopenworld.com>
> blethered:
>
>>
>> Champ wrote:
>>> On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 00:26:56 +0100, Work in progress
>>> <spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is
>>>>>>>> walking about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so I'm
>>>>>>>> a bit distr
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath
>>>>>>> running over as well.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But who could possibly play the part of the lizard running over
>>>>>> the tap?
>>>>>
>>>>> You called?
>>>>
>>>> <g> I may have had you in mind. But frankly unless you can lick
>>>> your eyebrows I think platy gets my vote.
>>>
>>> Eyebrows? Pah.
>>>
>>> <licks behind ears>
>>
>> Pah.
>> Platy can lick his eyebrows /and/ he can breath though his ears...
>
> How do you know?

I don't think I want to know.

--
platypus

and there's nothing I can do
Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788453 ] Fri, 21 July 2006 00:36
Notifier Deamon  
Post removed (X-No-Archive: yes)
Re: B6 - name that hole [message #788467 ] Fri, 21 July 2006 01:31
platypus  
Halla wrote:
> On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 21:09:40 GMT, "platypus"
> <monotreme [at] blueyonder.co.uk> blethered:
>
>> Halla wrote:
>>> On 20 Jul 2006 01:43:17 -0700, "Big Dave"
>>> <flyingvee [at] btopenworld.com> blethered:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Champ wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 00:26:56 +0100, Work in progress
>>>>> <spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sorry Platy, I can't rise to your jibe at the moment. T is
>>>>>>>>>> walking about almost wearing a shirt and eating a flake so
>>>>>>>>>> I'm a bit distr
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> She's such a tease, isn't she? I suppose she's left the bath
>>>>>>>>> running over as well.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But who could possibly play the part of the lizard running over
>>>>>>>> the tap?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You called?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <g> I may have had you in mind. But frankly unless you can lick
>>>>>> your eyebrows I think platy gets my vote.
>>>>>
>>>>> Eyebrows? Pah.
>>>>>
>>>>> <licks behind ears>
>>>>
>>>> Pah.
>>>> Platy can lick his eyebrows /and/ he can breath though his ears...
>>>
>>> How do you know?
>>
>> I don't think I want to know.
>
> Actually, neither do I, but the question was begging to be asked.

"After such knowledge, what forgivness?" Not that I can breathe through my
ears, anyway.

--
platypus

and there's nothing I can do
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