| The chicken and the horse [message #785877] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 04:29 |
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This is a story of a horse and a chicken.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
began
to sink. Frightened, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer
for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but the farmer had gone to town
with
the only
tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding
the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope
hoping
he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop
of rope
the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the backrest of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
bike,
rescued
the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between
the
two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse
thought
a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
underneath,
he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then
lift him
out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him
up and
out, saving his life. The moral of the story?
(Yep, you betcha there's a moral!)
When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks!
Jimbo #63 The Calamari riding Asshole (tm)
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| Re: The chicken and the horse [message #785891 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 08:20 |
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| Re: The chicken and the horse [message #786000 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 05:20 |
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Chuck Lanter wrote:
>Kestrel wrote:
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>> After tying the other end to the backrest of the farmer's bike, the
>> chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
>> bike, rescued the horse!
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>I call bullshit.
How dare you to challenge my knowledge of horse rescue chickens on
Harleys.
How do you know? Maybe the chicken was riding one of them new 07's
with that new fangled extry inch demos to pull the horse...
Sheesh! Get a friggin' clue.
Stick to growin' potatos with tin foil skins.
Okay folks nothin' to see here. Go back to what you were doing.
Jimbo #63 The Calamari riding Asshole (tm)
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| Re: The chicken and the horse [message #786018 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 06:57 |
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| Re: The chicken and the horse [message #786029 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 07:35 |
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Chuck Lanter wrote:
> On Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:20:05 -0600, Kestrel wrote
> (in article <jgjob2lohslc0veg8vg21naomkuk84lifh [at] 4ax.com>):
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>> Chuck Lanter wrote:
>>
>>> Kestrel wrote:
>>>
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>>>> After tying the other end to the backrest of the farmer's bike, the
>>>> chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
>>>> bike, rescued the horse!
>>> I call bullshit.
>> How dare you to challenge my knowledge of horse rescue chickens on
>> Harleys.
>>
>> How do you know? Maybe the chicken was riding one of them new 07's
>> with that new fangled extry inch demos to pull the horse...
>>
>> Sheesh! Get a friggin' clue.
>>
>> Stick to growin' potatos with tin foil skins.
>>
>> Okay folks nothin' to see here. Go back to what you were doing.
>> Jimbo #63 The Calamari riding Asshole (tm)
>> Remove my motorcycle to reply
>
> Ok, maybe I was a bit harsh, but in the absence of any skillfully
> photoshopped pictures I'm still going to have to at least doubt that
> the story is true.
>
I have it on good authority that the chicken in question is really Billy
da Roach. I cannot reveal my sources because I'm a journalist which
means I can pull any shit I want.
dp
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| Re: The chicken and the horse [message #786171 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 18:10 |
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dp blathers:
> I'm a journalist which means I can pull any shit I want.
Hey, pull *this.*
Fucker. I resemble that remark. <g>
Skiv :)=)} AH 41 BS 32 SENS IBA DoD IRF
'89 XL Bobster "StraKat": Shake. Rattle. Roll. Repeat.
"A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground.
A journalist should know the difference." -- H.L. Mencken
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