| I'm ready [message #785332] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 06:30 |
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I decided to take a little spin in my backyard yesterday. About the third lap I
tucked the front wheel (I blame it on the gopher trap) and did a somersault in
front of all the neighbors. Then as I rode back into the garage standing up I
plowed a very small furrow in the top of my head on the barely noticeable
support bracket on the garage door.
I think I'm ready for Idaho.
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Charles
'99 YZ250
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785333 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 06:56 |
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HardWorkingDog wrote:
> I decided to take a little spin in my backyard yesterday. About the third lap I
> tucked the front wheel (I blame it on the gopher trap) and did a somersault in
> front of all the neighbors. Then as I rode back into the garage standing up I
> plowed a very small furrow in the top of my head on the barely noticeable
> support bracket on the garage door.
>
> I think I'm ready for Idaho.
>
Maybe when I heal up we can make a movie together, something with a jack
ass theme!
Don't just love biffin-it in front of an audience!
Joe
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785336 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 07:22 |
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On Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:30:38 -0700, HardWorkingDog <harvey [at] mush.man>
wrote:
>I decided to take a little spin in my backyard yesterday. About the third lap I
>tucked the front wheel (I blame it on the gopher trap) and did a somersault in
>front of all the neighbors. Then as I rode back into the garage standing up I
>plowed a very small furrow in the top of my head on the barely noticeable
>support bracket on the garage door.
>
>I think I'm ready for Idaho.
Your ready alright!
Mike Baxter --------------- "All GasGas, All The Time"
2005 GasGas EC300, 2000 GasGas EC300, 1997 GasGas JXT270
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785338 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 07:29 |
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In article <ebydnRhXfZaE9yHZnZ2dnUVZ_qmdnZ2d [at] scnresearch.com>,
Joemomma <cupcake [at] molalla.net> wrote:
> HardWorkingDog wrote:
> > I decided to take a little spin in my backyard yesterday. About the third
> > lap I
> > tucked the front wheel (I blame it on the gopher trap) and did a somersault
> > in
> > front of all the neighbors. Then as I rode back into the garage standing up
> > I
> > plowed a very small furrow in the top of my head on the barely noticeable
> > support bracket on the garage door.
> >
> > I think I'm ready for Idaho.
> >
> Maybe when I heal up we can make a movie together, something with a jack
> ass theme!
>
> Don't just love biffin-it in front of an audience!
Yeah, the next unscripted reality show! We'll be bigger than Paris Hilton.
--
Charles
'99 YZ250
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785345 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 13:06 |
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HardWorkingDog wrote:
> I decided to take a little spin in my backyard yesterday. About the third lap I
> tucked the front wheel (I blame it on the gopher trap) and did a somersault in
> front of all the neighbors. Then as I rode back into the garage standing up I
> plowed a very small furrow in the top of my head on the barely noticeable
> support bracket on the garage door.
I'm really glad you can't see my tears of laughter right about now!
It's stuff like this that makes me thankful my backyard is way too
small to take a spin in.
>
> I think I'm ready for Idaho.
Uh, I'd say that you're ready to ride with *me* in Idaho!
>
> --
> Charles
> '99 YZ250
Tami-
still in one piece
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785354 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 14:41 |
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>On Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:30:38 -0700, HardWorkingDog <harvey [at] mush.man> wrote:
>I decided to take a little spin in my backyard yesterday. About the third lap I
>tucked the front wheel (I blame it on the gopher trap) and did a somersault in
>front of all the neighbors. Then as I rode back into the garage standing up I
>plowed a very small furrow in the top of my head on the barely noticeable
>support bracket on the garage door.
>
>I think I'm ready for Idaho.
We just have to ride together, Charles.
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785355 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 15:48 |
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HardWorkingDog wrote:
>
>>>front of all the neighbors. Then as I rode back into the garage standing up
>>>I
>>>plowed a very small furrow in the top of my head on the barely noticeable
>>>support bracket on the garage door.
>>>
>>>I think I'm ready for Idaho.
>>>
>>
>Stop it! everytime I read this, I laugh so hard, I think I'm pulling my stitches apart! Keep me laughing though! Because right now, it's pain killers and daytime tv! Hey did ya hear that Oprah might be Gay! I knew it! I need a life!
Joe
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785358 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 16:17 |
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In article <Tq6dnYL57fteeyHZnZ2dnUVZ_q2dnZ2d [at] scnresearch.com>,
Joemomma <cupcake [at] molalla.net> wrote:
> HardWorkingDog wrote:
> >
> >>>front of all the neighbors. Then as I rode back into the garage standing
> >>>up
> >>>I
> >>>plowed a very small furrow in the top of my head on the barely noticeable
> >>>support bracket on the garage door.
> >>>
> >>>I think I'm ready for Idaho.
> >>>
> >>
> >Stop it! everytime I read this, I laugh so hard, I think I'm pulling my
> >stitches apart! Keep me laughing though! Because right now, it's pain
> >killers and daytime tv! Hey did ya hear that Oprah might be Gay! I knew it!
> >I need a life!
That's great! The funny thing is I almost posted the above as a reply to your
"ride report" hoping it would cheer you up, but I didn't want to
seem...insensitive :)
--
Charles
'99 YZ250
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785378 ] |
Tue, 18 July 2006 18:41 |
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HardWorkingDog wrote:
> In article <Tq6dnYL57fteeyHZnZ2dnUVZ_q2dnZ2d [at] scnresearch.com>,
> Joemomma <cupcake [at] molalla.net> wrote:
>
> > HardWorkingDog wrote:
> > >
> > >>>front of all the neighbors. Then as I rode back into the garage standing
> > >>>up
> > >>>I
> > >>>plowed a very small furrow in the top of my head on the barely noticeable
> > >>>support bracket on the garage door.
> > >>>
> > >>>I think I'm ready for Idaho.
You should have heard how hard the smack was between his cranium and
the metal was. It shook my entire room. I thought he had crashed his
bike into mine or something.
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785402 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 00:14 |
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HardWorkingDog wrote:
> I decided to take a little spin in my backyard yesterday. About the third lap I
> tucked the front wheel (I blame it on the gopher trap) and did a somersault in
> front of all the neighbors. Then as I rode back into the garage standing up I
> plowed a very small furrow in the top of my head on the barely noticeable
> support bracket on the garage door.
>
> I think I'm ready for Idaho.
>
This reminds of of years ago I was trying to be cool while a new girl on
the street watched me wheelie up and down the street, until while
constantly watching her breasts I didn't see the car coming down the
street, but heard the horn real loud and, well you know the rest crashed
and looked like a ass! The only good thing is she ran over and helped me
up but didn't talk to me before or after the incident!
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785415 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 02:59 |
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In article <1153240873.110118.63880 [at] s13g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"yama2stroker" <crazy80sm13 [at] astound.net> wrote:
> HardWorkingDog wrote:
> > In article <Tq6dnYL57fteeyHZnZ2dnUVZ_q2dnZ2d [at] scnresearch.com>,
> > Joemomma <cupcake [at] molalla.net> wrote:
> >
> > > HardWorkingDog wrote:
> > > >
> > > >>>front of all the neighbors. Then as I rode back into the garage
> > > >>>standing
> > > >>>up
> > > >>>I
> > > >>>plowed a very small furrow in the top of my head on the barely
> > > >>>noticeable
> > > >>>support bracket on the garage door.
> > > >>>
> > > >>>I think I'm ready for Idaho.
>
>
> You should have heard how hard the smack was between his cranium and
> the metal was. It shook my entire room. I thought he had crashed his
> bike into mine or something.
Good thing I didn't hit anything important.
--
Charles
'99 YZ250
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785418 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 03:25 |
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On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 17:59:47 -0700, HardWorkingDog <harvey [at] mush.man>
wrote:
>In article <1153240873.110118.63880 [at] s13g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> "yama2stroker" <crazy80sm13 [at] astound.net> wrote:
>
>> HardWorkingDog wrote:
>> > In article <Tq6dnYL57fteeyHZnZ2dnUVZ_q2dnZ2d [at] scnresearch.com>,
>> > Joemomma <cupcake [at] molalla.net> wrote:
>> >
>> > > HardWorkingDog wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > >>>front of all the neighbors. Then as I rode back into the garage
>> > > >>>standing
>> > > >>>up
>> > > >>>I
>> > > >>>plowed a very small furrow in the top of my head on the barely
>> > > >>>noticeable
>> > > >>>support bracket on the garage door.
>> > > >>>
>> > > >>>I think I'm ready for Idaho.
>>
>>
>> You should have heard how hard the smack was between his cranium and
>> the metal was. It shook my entire room. I thought he had crashed his
>> bike into mine or something.
>
>Good thing I didn't hit anything important.
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785419 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 03:29 |
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HardWorkingDog <harvey [at] mush.man> wrote:
>> You should have heard how hard the smack was between his cranium and
>> the metal was. It shook my entire room. I thought he had crashed his
>> bike into mine or something.
>
>Good thing I didn't hit anything important.
Good thing you're ok!!
I leaned over to fix something below in the dining room and took the
sharp, 45-degree beveled point of a shelf-corner straight on the left
side of my head Sunday.
Hair might have helped soften the blow. The bleeding stopped a while
later.
-k
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785420 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 03:42 |
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In article <bh2rb2h76r35a9rldtf6e181s6ool53umb [at] 4ax.com>,
DirtCrashr <Dirt [at] Crashr.com> wrote:
> HardWorkingDog <harvey [at] mush.man> wrote:
>
> >> You should have heard how hard the smack was between his cranium and
> >> the metal was. It shook my entire room. I thought he had crashed his
> >> bike into mine or something.
> >
> >Good thing I didn't hit anything important.
>
> Good thing you're ok!!
>
> I leaned over to fix something below in the dining room and took the
> sharp, 45-degree beveled point of a shelf-corner straight on the left
> side of my head Sunday.
> Hair might have helped soften the blow. The bleeding stopped a while
> later.
>
heh. I think we need to wear helmets at all times. That or a battering ram.
--
Charles
'99 YZ250
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785421 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 03:58 |
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HardWorkingDog wrote:
> In article <1153240873.110118.63880 [at] s13g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> "yama2stroker" <crazy80sm13 [at] astound.net> wrote:
>
>
>>HardWorkingDog wrote:
>>
>>>In article <Tq6dnYL57fteeyHZnZ2dnUVZ_q2dnZ2d [at] scnresearch.com>,
>>> Joemomma <cupcake [at] molalla.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>HardWorkingDog wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>front of all the neighbors. Then as I rode back into the garage
>>>>>>>standing
>>>>>>>up
>>>>>>>I
>>>>>>>plowed a very small furrow in the top of my head on the barely
>>>>>>>noticeable
>>>>>>>support bracket on the garage door.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I think I'm ready for Idaho.
>>
>>
>>You should have heard how hard the smack was between his cranium and
>>the metal was. It shook my entire room. I thought he had crashed his
>>bike into mine or something.
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>
> Good thing I didn't hit anything important.
>
Shit!, their goes another couple stitches!
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785425 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 05:17 |
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On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 18:42:49 -0700, HardWorkingDog <harvey [at] mush.man>
wrote:
>> Good thing you're ok!!
>>
>> I leaned over to fix something below in the dining room and took the
>> sharp, 45-degree beveled point of a shelf-corner straight on the left
>> side of my head Sunday.
>> Hair might have helped soften the blow. The bleeding stopped a while
>> later.
>>
>
>heh. I think we need to wear helmets at all times. That or a battering ram.
>
>--
>Charles
>'99 YZ250
I probably do, besides it'll make it easier gettin on the short-bus
for a ride...
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| Re: I'm ready [message #785456 ] |
Wed, 19 July 2006 17:13 |
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"HardWorkingDog" <harvey [at] mush.man> wrote in message
news:harvey-726294.18424918072006 [at] individual.net...
> heh. I think we need to wear helmets at all times. That or a battering
> ram.
Cover your head with cellophane or aluminum foil.
Place a tupperware bowl over your head.
Inject the space between the bowl & liner with expanding
foam insulation. Let cure.
Wrap the rest of your body in bubble wrap.
Are you paying attention Tami?
-Jeff Deeney- DoD#0498 NCTR UTMA BRC COHVCO AMA
'99 ATK 260LQ-Stink Wheels '94 XR650L-HellSickle
We don't stop riding because we get old, we get old because we stop riding.
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