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Motorcycles » uk.rec.motorcycles » What a thick cunt...
| What a thick cunt... [message #780390] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 16:50 |
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.... I am.
If you don't want to spend and age walking up and down the road,
dodging cars, collecting a ream of paperwork, your wallet, pieces of
your phone and various other scattered personal effects then here's a
tip you all. Zip up your fucking tank bag before you set off!
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780397 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 17:03 |
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> If you don't want to spend and age walking up and down the road,
> dodging cars, collecting a ream of paperwork, your wallet, pieces of
> your phone and various other scattered personal effects then here's a
> tip you all. Zip up your fucking tank bag before you set off!
Could have been worse, could have flamed grilled the lot as a certain member
of this parish apparently did on Friday.
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780402 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 17:18 |
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In article <1152975044.339544.22180 [at] 35g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
> ... I am.
>
> If you don't want to spend and age walking up and down the road,
> dodging cars, collecting a ream of paperwork, your wallet, pieces of
> your phone and various other scattered personal effects then here's a
> tip you all. Zip up your fucking tank bag before you set off!
BTDT, but only managed to lose a favorite hat.
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780403 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 17:17 |
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Buzby wrote:
> > If you don't want to spend and age walking up and down the road,
> > dodging cars, collecting a ream of paperwork, your wallet, pieces of
> > your phone and various other scattered personal effects then here's a
> > tip you all. Zip up your fucking tank bag before you set off!
>
> Could have been worse, could have flamed grilled the lot as a certain member
> of this parish apparently did on Friday.
Heh missed that post.
I got the phone working although it now looks like Ozmick.
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780404 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 17:19 |
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muddy wrote:
> > ... I am.
> >
> > If you don't want to spend and age walking up and down the road,
> > dodging cars, collecting a ream of paperwork, your wallet, pieces of
> > your phone and various other scattered personal effects then here's a
> > tip you all. Zip up your fucking tank bag before you set off!
>
> BTDT, but only managed to lose a favorite hat.
It was a bit of a shock as, without warning the whole lot flew up and
hit me in the face.
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780409 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 17:26 |
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In article <1152976782.099479.105590 [at] m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>,
"Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
> muddy wrote:
>
> > > ... I am.
> > >
> > > If you don't want to spend and age walking up and down the road,
> > > dodging cars, collecting a ream of paperwork, your wallet, pieces of
> > > your phone and various other scattered personal effects then here's a
> > > tip you all. Zip up your fucking tank bag before you set off!
> >
> > BTDT, but only managed to lose a favorite hat.
>
> It was a bit of a shock as, without warning the whole lot flew up and
> hit me in the face.
You forgot your helmet too?
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780411 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 17:26 |
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muddy wrote:
> > > > ... I am.
> > > >
> > > > If you don't want to spend and age walking up and down the road,
> > > > dodging cars, collecting a ream of paperwork, your wallet, pieces of
> > > > your phone and various other scattered personal effects then here's a
> > > > tip you all. Zip up your fucking tank bag before you set off!
> > >
> > > BTDT, but only managed to lose a favorite hat.
> >
> > It was a bit of a shock as, without warning the whole lot flew up and
> > hit me in the face.
>
> You forgot your helmet too?
You wouldn't believe what else I'd forgotten, but that tale can wait.
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780417 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 17:38 |
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In article <1152977179.104629.260650 [at] m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>,
"Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
> muddy wrote:
>
> > > > > ... I am.
> > > > >
> > > > > If you don't want to spend and age walking up and down the road,
> > > > > dodging cars, collecting a ream of paperwork, your wallet, pieces of
> > > > > your phone and various other scattered personal effects then here's a
> > > > > tip you all. Zip up your fucking tank bag before you set off!
> > > >
> > > > BTDT, but only managed to lose a favorite hat.
> > >
> > > It was a bit of a shock as, without warning the whole lot flew up and
> > > hit me in the face.
> >
> > You forgot your helmet too?
>
> You wouldn't believe what else I'd forgotten, but that tale can wait.
Come clean, I headed out once and discovered I'd forgotten my trousers.
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780418 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 17:37 |
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"Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1152976782.099479.105590 [at] m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
> muddy wrote:
>
> > > ... I am.
> > >
> > > If you don't want to spend and age walking up and down the road,
> > > dodging cars, collecting a ream of paperwork, your wallet, pieces of
> > > your phone and various other scattered personal effects then here's a
> > > tip you all. Zip up your fucking tank bag before you set off!
> >
> > BTDT, but only managed to lose a favorite hat.
>
> It was a bit of a shock as, without warning the whole lot flew up and
> hit me in the face.
>
Think we've all been there at some time or another....
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780436 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 18:28 |
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On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:38:52 -0700, muddy <spam [at] gmail.com>
wrote in <4hsgcaF138igU3 [at] individual.net>:
> In article <1152977179.104629.260650 [at] m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>,
> "Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>> muddy wrote:
>
>> > > It was a bit of a shock as, without warning the whole lot flew up and
>> > > hit me in the face.
>> > You forgot your helmet too?
>> You wouldn't believe what else I'd forgotten, but that tale can wait.
> Come clean, I headed out once and discovered I'd forgotten my trousers.
I do that quite regularly, but only in my dreams...
--
Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid [at] [brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780447 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 19:03 |
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Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote:
> >> > > It was a bit of a shock as, without warning the whole lot flew up and
> >> > > hit me in the face.
>
> >> > You forgot your helmet too?
>
> >> You wouldn't believe what else I'd forgotten, but that tale can wait.
>
> > Come clean, I headed out once and discovered I'd forgotten my trousers.
>
> I do that quite regularly, but only in my dreams...
It happens to me IRL
http://www.cane.ukrm.btinternet.co.uk/P1010006.JPG
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780448 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 19:06 |
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In article <1152982998.949292.188940 [at] 75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
> Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote:
>
> > >> > > It was a bit of a shock as, without warning the whole lot flew up and
> > >> > > hit me in the face.
> >
> > >> > You forgot your helmet too?
> >
> > >> You wouldn't believe what else I'd forgotten, but that tale can wait.
> >
> > > Come clean, I headed out once and discovered I'd forgotten my trousers.
> >
> > I do that quite regularly, but only in my dreams...
>
> It happens to me IRL
>
> http://www.cane.ukrm.btinternet.co.uk/P1010006.JPG
That's a kilt, all I had were boxers.
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780455 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 19:12 |
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muddy wrote:
> > > >> You wouldn't believe what else I'd forgotten, but that tale can wait.
> > >
> > > > Come clean, I headed out once and discovered I'd forgotten my trousers.
> > >
> > > I do that quite regularly, but only in my dreams...
> >
> > It happens to me IRL
> >
> > http://www.cane.ukrm.btinternet.co.uk/P1010006.JPG
>
> That's a kilt, all I had were boxers.
You need to try harder laddie, underwear is for poofs.
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780460 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 19:21 |
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780461 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 19:28 |
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deadm... [at] burnt.org.uk wrote:
> >If you don't want to spend and age walking up and down the road,
> >dodging cars, collecting a ream of paperwork, your wallet, pieces of
> >your phone and various other scattered personal effects then here's a
> >tip you all. Zip up your fucking tank bag before you set off!
>
> As a bonus tip... if you wear a rucksack and it has two zip 'tags' on
> the same zip, make sure they meet at the side of the rucksack and not
> the top.
>
> I lost a shitload of paperwork somewhere on the A4 once as my rucksack
> came undone. Unfortunately a lot of it was receipts (which I then
> couldn't claim for.)
Heh, Orange are delivering a replacement N70 Sunday AM and the
bluetooth is working well enough that I've managed a backup on to my
laptop. All the paperwork was new business from new and existing
account that need costing this weekend.
Thanks to the car driver who stoppped to help me and 'fuck you' to the
group of power rangers who didn't.
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780472 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 20:46 |
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On 15 Jul 2006 10:12:59 -0700, Cane <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com>
wrote in <1152983579.423821.231450 [at] 75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:
> muddy wrote:
>> > > >> You wouldn't believe what else I'd forgotten, but that tale can wait.
>> > > > Come clean, I headed out once and discovered I'd forgotten my trousers.
>> > > I do that quite regularly, but only in my dreams...
>> > It happens to me IRL
>> > http://www.cane.ukrm.btinternet.co.uk/P1010006.JPG
>> That's a kilt, all I had were boxers.
> You need to try harder laddie, underwear is for poofs.
In my dreams, I just pull my shirt down as far as it will go. :-/
--
Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid [at] [brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780480 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 21:26 |
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In article <1152983579.423821.231450 [at] 75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
> muddy wrote:
>
> > > > >> You wouldn't believe what else I'd forgotten, but that tale can
> > > > >> wait.
> > > >
> > > > > Come clean, I headed out once and discovered I'd forgotten my
> > > > > trousers.
> > > >
> > > > I do that quite regularly, but only in my dreams...
> > >
> > > It happens to me IRL
> > >
> > > http://www.cane.ukrm.btinternet.co.uk/P1010006.JPG
> >
> > That's a kilt, all I had were boxers.
>
> You need to try harder laddie, underwear is for poofs.
I'm actually jealous, I want a kilt too in the Mc Donough tartan but the
cost is crazy.
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780481 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 21:27 |
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In article <slrnebidvp.bi1.Ivan.Reid [at] loki.brunel.ac.uk>,
"Dr Ivan D. Reid" <Ivan.Reid [at] brunel.ac.uk> wrote:
> On 15 Jul 2006 10:12:59 -0700, Cane <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com>
> wrote in <1152983579.423821.231450 [at] 75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:
> > muddy wrote:
>
> >> > > >> You wouldn't believe what else I'd forgotten, but that tale can
> >> > > >> wait.
>
> >> > > > Come clean, I headed out once and discovered I'd forgotten my
> >> > > > trousers.
>
> >> > > I do that quite regularly, but only in my dreams...
>
> >> > It happens to me IRL
>
> >> > http://www.cane.ukrm.btinternet.co.uk/P1010006.JPG
>
> >> That's a kilt, all I had were boxers.
>
> > You need to try harder laddie, underwear is for poofs.
>
> In my dreams, I just pull my shirt down as far as it will go. :-/
You have strange dreams.
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780498 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 23:20 |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember muddy <spam [at] gmail.com> saying
something like:
>> You need to try harder laddie, underwear is for poofs.
>
>I'm actually jealous, I want a kilt too in the Mc Donough tartan but the
>cost is crazy.
It doesn't have to be if you shop around. Go into any Embra tartan shop
and say, "I want a kilt, my good man, and make it flappy", in a Murrykin
accent and the price immediately acquires an extra zero.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a
In my trousers.
Folding [at] Home Team UKRM http://www.tinyurl.com/jkxwv
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780502 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 23:33 |
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In article <qt8ib2tq638vrav6j5mj3e4jtht9vkvj7f [at] 4ax.com>,
deadmail [at] burnt.org.uk wrote:
> "Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
> <1152975044.339544.22180 [at] 35g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:
>
> >... I am.
> >
> >If you don't want to spend and age walking up and down the road,
> >dodging cars, collecting a ream of paperwork, your wallet, pieces of
> >your phone and various other scattered personal effects then here's a
> >tip you all. Zip up your fucking tank bag before you set off!
>
> As a bonus tip... if you wear a rucksack and it has two zip 'tags' on
> the same zip, make sure they meet at the side of the rucksack and not
> the top.
Yes, I've done that one too.
>
> I lost a shitload of paperwork somewhere on the A4 once as my rucksack
> came undone. Unfortunately a lot of it was receipts (which I then
> couldn't claim for.)
Bugger.
I passed a chap once who was losing the ream of paper or so off his
pillion seat at about 3 pieces per foot [1]. It was held on with one
bungy in the middle of the papers. I honked and pointed, he looked in
the mirror and pulled over.
[1] WAG
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780505 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 23:36 |
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In article <esmib2pgl30cd9tfekboqfer586acoo9s4 [at] 4ax.com>,
Grimly Curmudgeon <grimly4REMOVE [at] REMOVEgmail.com> wrote:
> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember muddy <spam [at] gmail.com> saying
> something like:
>
> >> You need to try harder laddie, underwear is for poofs.
> >
> >I'm actually jealous, I want a kilt too in the Mc Donough tartan but the
> >cost is crazy.
>
> It doesn't have to be if you shop around. Go into any Embra tartan shop
> and say, "I want a kilt, my good man, and make it flappy", in a Murrykin
> accent and the price immediately acquires an extra zero.
So I noticed when I was there. In the shops here, they run about 90USD.
Even more at the Scottish/Irish Games fairs.
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780548 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 10:48 |
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Beelzebub wrote:
> > > > ... I am.
> > > >
> > > > If you don't want to spend and age walking up and down the road,
> > > > dodging cars, collecting a ream of paperwork, your wallet, pieces of
> > > > your phone and various other scattered personal effects then here's a
> > > > tip you all. Zip up your fucking tank bag before you set off!
> > >
> > > BTDT, but only managed to lose a favorite hat.
> >
> > It was a bit of a shock as, without warning the whole lot flew up and
> > hit me in the face.
> >
>
> Think we've all been there at some time or another....
On the bright side, Orange have just delivered a replacement N70
handset and I've restored the backup I made last night.
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780579 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 13:54 |
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780604 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 16:02 |
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In article <b9ekb259qcdhqfto38chjvqaaq8rrkmlpr [at] 4ax.com>,
Grimly Curmudgeon <grimly4REMOVE [at] REMOVEgmail.com> wrote:
> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember Halla
> <halla [at] drunkenbastards.spam.com> saying something like:
>
> >>
> >>So I noticed when I was there. In the shops here, they run about 90USD.
> >>Even more at the Scottish/Irish Games fairs.
> >
> >$90? Where do they find such cheap cloth?
>
> The MacKim Tartan Cloth Factory, Seoul.
I was going to say China.
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780608 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 16:49 |
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On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 12:27:24 -0700, muddy <spam [at] gmail.com>
wrote in <4hstoqF155tlU2 [at] individual.net>:
> In article <slrnebidvp.bi1.Ivan.Reid [at] loki.brunel.ac.uk>,
> "Dr Ivan D. Reid" <Ivan.Reid [at] brunel.ac.uk> wrote:
>> On 15 Jul 2006 10:12:59 -0700, Cane <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com>
>> wrote in <1152983579.423821.231450 [at] 75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:
>> > You need to try harder laddie, underwear is for poofs.
>> In my dreams, I just pull my shirt down as far as it will go. :-/
> You have strange dreams.
I know. Times were I used to claim I didn't dream, for I never
remembered them unless rudely awoken mid-slumber. These days they're a
fucking menace, mirroring every little anxiety about any problème-du-jour,
and hanging on in my cortex well into consciousness.
--
Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid [at] [brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780611 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 17:14 |
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In article <slrnebkkg5.6f1.Ivan.Reid [at] loki.brunel.ac.uk>,
"Dr Ivan D. Reid" <Ivan.Reid [at] brunel.ac.uk> wrote:
> On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 12:27:24 -0700, muddy <spam [at] gmail.com>
> wrote in <4hstoqF155tlU2 [at] individual.net>:
> > In article <slrnebidvp.bi1.Ivan.Reid [at] loki.brunel.ac.uk>,
> > "Dr Ivan D. Reid" <Ivan.Reid [at] brunel.ac.uk> wrote:
>
> >> On 15 Jul 2006 10:12:59 -0700, Cane <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com>
> >> wrote in <1152983579.423821.231450 [at] 75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:
>
> >> > You need to try harder laddie, underwear is for poofs.
>
> >> In my dreams, I just pull my shirt down as far as it will go. :-/
>
> > You have strange dreams.
>
> I know. Times were I used to claim I didn't dream, for I never
> remembered them unless rudely awoken mid-slumber. These days they're a
> fucking menace, mirroring every little anxiety about any problème-du-jour,
> and hanging on in my cortex well into consciousness.
Nightmares, I was once pursued about the house by an enraged kitchen
cooker. Now I just wake up at some ungodly hour thinking about some tiny
problem and beat it to death. I find that music therapy helps to clear
things up a bit.
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780613 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 17:39 |
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Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote
>On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 12:27:24 -0700, muddy <spam [at] gmail.com>
> wrote in <4hstoqF155tlU2 [at] individual.net>:
>> In article <slrnebidvp.bi1.Ivan.Reid [at] loki.brunel.ac.uk>,
>> "Dr Ivan D. Reid" <Ivan.Reid [at] brunel.ac.uk> wrote:
>
>>> On 15 Jul 2006 10:12:59 -0700, Cane <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com>
>>> wrote in <1152983579.423821.231450 [at] 75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:
>
>>> > You need to try harder laddie, underwear is for poofs.
>
>>> In my dreams, I just pull my shirt down as far as it will go. :-/
>
>> You have strange dreams.
>
> I know. Times were I used to claim I didn't dream, for I never
>remembered them unless rudely awoken mid-slumber. These days they're a
>fucking menace, mirroring every little anxiety about any problème-du-jour,
>and hanging on in my cortex well into consciousness.
You are using the wrong drugs.
--
steve auvache
i rate dates
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780637 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 19:28 |
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On Sun, 16 Jul 2006 16:39:12 +0100, steve auvache <dont_spam [at] thecow.me.uk>
wrote in <kcPLtqAg2luEFwPn [at] thecow.me.uk>:
> Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote
>>On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 12:27:24 -0700, muddy <spam [at] gmail.com>
>> wrote in <4hstoqF155tlU2 [at] individual.net>:
>>> In article <slrnebidvp.bi1.Ivan.Reid [at] loki.brunel.ac.uk>,
>>> "Dr Ivan D. Reid" <Ivan.Reid [at] brunel.ac.uk> wrote:
>>>> On 15 Jul 2006 10:12:59 -0700, Cane <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com>
>>>> wrote in <1152983579.423821.231450 [at] 75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:
>>>> > You need to try harder laddie, underwear is for poofs.
>>>> In my dreams, I just pull my shirt down as far as it will go. :-/
>>> You have strange dreams.
>> I know. Times were I used to claim I didn't dream, for I never
>>remembered them unless rudely awoken mid-slumber. These days they're a
>>fucking menace, mirroring every little anxiety about any problème-du-jour,
>>and hanging on in my cortex well into consciousness.
> You are using the wrong drugs.
What would Sir suggest? Syndol doesn't do much for me these days,
tho' I'm surprised that aspirin does seem to conquer the arthritis in me
feet (ibuprofen did too, but it made me ulcer bleed; as ever, paracetamol
does jack-shit).
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Brunel University. Ivan.Reid [at] [brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #780671 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 21:01 |
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Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote
>On Sun, 16 Jul 2006 16:39:12 +0100, steve auvache <dont_spam [at] thecow.me.uk>
> wrote in <kcPLtqAg2luEFwPn [at] thecow.me.uk>:
>> Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote
>>>On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 12:27:24 -0700, muddy <spam [at] gmail.com>
>>> wrote in <4hstoqF155tlU2 [at] individual.net>:
>>>> In article <slrnebidvp.bi1.Ivan.Reid [at] loki.brunel.ac.uk>,
>>>> "Dr Ivan D. Reid" <Ivan.Reid [at] brunel.ac.uk> wrote:
>
>>>>> On 15 Jul 2006 10:12:59 -0700, Cane <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote in <1152983579.423821.231450 [at] 75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:
>
>>>>> > You need to try harder laddie, underwear is for poofs.
>
>>>>> In my dreams, I just pull my shirt down as far as it will go. :-/
>
>>>> You have strange dreams.
>
>>> I know. Times were I used to claim I didn't dream, for I never
>>>remembered them unless rudely awoken mid-slumber. These days they're a
>>>fucking menace, mirroring every little anxiety about any problème-du-jour,
>>>and hanging on in my cortex well into consciousness.
>
>> You are using the wrong drugs.
>
> What would Sir suggest? Syndol doesn't do much for me these days,
>tho' I'm surprised that aspirin does seem to conquer the arthritis in me
>feet (ibuprofen did too, but it made me ulcer bleed; as ever, paracetamol
>does jack-shit).
Sir would recommend that class of medication know as recreational drugs.
Those things the drug companies sell you always have an unexpected side
effect which is only properly set aside by use of another of their
wares. Scamming cunts.
A little attention to the right balance of recreational drugs and you
could be free of all that shit and see your money go no longer to line
the fats cats already fat wallets but instead to needy causes, like the
Tailbone and Hommus.
--
steve auvache
i rate dates
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #786882 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 10:55 |
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On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 16:37:35 +0100, "Beelzebub"
<cgibson [at] SPAM_btinternet.com> wrote:
>"Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
>> It was a bit of a shock as, without warning the whole lot flew up and
>> hit me in the face.
>Think we've all been there at some time or another....
heh. You bad girl.
--
Champ
ZX10R
GPz750turbo
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| Re: What a thick cunt... [message #786930 ] |
Mon, 17 July 2006 12:36 |
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Champ wrote:
> >> It was a bit of a shock as, without warning the whole lot flew up and
> >> hit me in the face.
>
> >Think we've all been there at some time or another....
>
> heh. You bad girl.
I must confess, I chuckled when I read that.
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