| Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780189] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 22:57 |
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If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
again you're going to get *so* squashed.
One of your kind played chicken with Mr. Bandit on my journey back
home just now and must have missed its tyres by inches.
It got so close that I involuntarily took my feet off the foot pegs in
some girly moment of horror but I didn't squeel or scream.
Keep away.
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-- Nick -=o=- ICQ: 9235201 -=o=- EMAIL & MSN: nickmooney [at] spamcop.net
-- LOTR#4 - SKOGA#8 - DS#7 - BOTAFOT#159 - BOTM#2 - FBOTY#06 - PM#11
-- Suzuki GSF 600n - I need your grace to remind me to find my own -
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780192 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 23:01 |
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BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in
news:251gb2tbboajobiocoea7s9cvmulf614hg [at] 4ax.com:
> If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
> again you're going to get *so* squashed.
>
> One of your kind played chicken with Mr. Bandit on my journey back
> home just now and must have missed its tyres by inches.
>
> It got so close that I involuntarily took my feet off the foot pegs in
> some girly moment of horror but I didn't squeel or scream.
>
> Keep away.
fucking pikas
--
wessie at tesco dot net
BMW R1150GS
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780194 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 23:08 |
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BGN wrote:
> If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
> again you're going to get *so* squashed.
I'm with you on this one Nick. Heather's got one, damn near out me out
of a job the pink buzzing bastard.
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780197 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 23:18 |
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wessie wrote:
> > It got so close that I involuntarily took my feet off the foot pegs in
> > some girly moment of horror but I didn't squeel or scream.
> >
> > Keep away.
>
> fucking pikas
"Papis" are worse.
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780208 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 23:46 |
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BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote:
> If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
> again you're going to get *so* squashed.
>
> One of your kind played chicken with Mr. Bandit on my journey back
> home just now and must have missed its tyres by inches.
>
> It got so close that I involuntarily took my feet off the foot pegs in
> some girly moment of horror but I didn't squeel or scream.
>
> Keep away.
Meeting a deer or 4 when half way round a corner at 60 mph is fun too,
or a Fox running out on you at an indicated 120 mph. Both missed by a
matter of what seemed like inches.
--
<insert coin to play>
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780216 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 23:54 |
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On 14 Jul 2006 14:08:08 -0700, "Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>> If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
>> again you're going to get *so* squashed.
>
>I'm with you on this one Nick. Heather's got one, damn near out me out
>of a job the pink buzzing bastard.
I don't get it.
--
-- Nick -=o=- ICQ: 9235201 -=o=- EMAIL & MSN: nickmooney [at] spamcop.net
-- LOTR#4 - SKOGA#8 - DS#7 - BOTAFOT#159 - BOTM#2 - FBOTY#06 - PM#11
-- Suzuki GSF 600n - I need your grace to remind me to find my own -
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780218 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 00:02 |
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BGN wrote:
> >> If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
> >> again you're going to get *so* squashed.
> >
> >I'm with you on this one Nick. Heather's got one, damn near put me out
> >of a job the pink buzzing bastard.
>
> I don't get it.
I'm surprised you get any at all.
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780221 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 00:28 |
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In article <Xns9800E0DE2BB19wtymmmsas [at] 80.5.182.99>,
wessie <putmynamehere [at] tesco.net> wrote:
> BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in
> news:251gb2tbboajobiocoea7s9cvmulf614hg [at] 4ax.com:
>
> > If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
> > again you're going to get *so* squashed.
> >
> > One of your kind played chicken with Mr. Bandit on my journey back
> > home just now and must have missed its tyres by inches.
> >
> > It got so close that I involuntarily took my feet off the foot pegs in
> > some girly moment of horror but I didn't squeel or scream.
> >
> > Keep away.
>
> fucking pikas
off road were you?
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780223 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 00:29 |
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In article <1k4gb293b53ppae9t8k8aj4kmd72h7o7je [at] 4ax.com>,
BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote:
> On 14 Jul 2006 14:08:08 -0700, "Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
> >> again you're going to get *so* squashed.
> >
> >I'm with you on this one Nick. Heather's got one, damn near out me out
> >of a job the pink buzzing bastard.
>
> I don't get it.
It's a bit rampant.
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780244 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 01:21 |
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BGN wrote
>If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
>again you're going to get *so* squashed.
Do it mate. It don't hurt.
I was fortunate enough to be forced to ride straight over the top of a
moggie a winter or two ago. I was rather underwhelmed at the result
really, barely a bump as it went under the wheels and only the tiniest
bit if blood underneath that you have to bend down to see. Rather
disappointing really, especially as I thought the Woodland Alliance were
supposed to be 'ard.
--
steve auvache
one step closer to The Perfect Date.
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780246 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 01:38 |
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On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 21:46:33 GMT, muck [at] _TEETH_rulex.net (Muck) wrote:
>BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote:
>
>> If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
>> again you're going to get *so* squashed.
>>
>> One of your kind played chicken with Mr. Bandit on my journey back
>> home just now and must have missed its tyres by inches.
>>
>> It got so close that I involuntarily took my feet off the foot pegs in
>> some girly moment of horror but I didn't squeel or scream.
The idea is to take your feet off the pegs and swing a big macho boot
at the rodent, while chanting "You're gonna get your fuckin' head
kicked in".
>Meeting a deer or 4 when half way round a corner at 60 mph is fun too,
>or a Fox running out on you at an indicated 120 mph.
That's some motherfuckin' fast fox you got there, boy.
>Both missed by a
>matter of what seemed like inches.
Woodland Alliance off by the thickness of a crosshair. Oh wait - it
wasn't a cross hare, was it?
--
Pip: B12
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780254 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 02:22 |
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"Muck" <muck [at] _TEETH_rulex.net> wrote in message
news:1hihle0.nye16y12uod6cN%muck [at] _TEETH_rulex.net...
> BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote:
>
> > If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
> > again you're going to get *so* squashed.
> >
> > One of your kind played chicken with Mr. Bandit on my journey back
> > home just now and must have missed its tyres by inches.
> >
> > It got so close that I involuntarily took my feet off the foot pegs in
> > some girly moment of horror but I didn't squeel or scream.
> >
> > Keep away.
>
> Meeting a deer or 4 when half way round a corner at 60 mph is fun too,
> or a Fox running out on you at an indicated 120 mph.
Now that is one really quick fox
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Tony
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780262 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 04:40 |
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In article <9jagb2tudp1jka67usfri9l4v2ra4spdn1 [at] 4ax.com>,
Pip <gingerblokeNOSPAM [at] NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote:
> Woodland Alliance off by the thickness of a crosshair. Oh wait - it
> wasn't a cross hare, was it?
<groans>
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780276 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 09:20 |
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Pip wrote:
> On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 21:46:33 GMT, muck [at] _TEETH_rulex.net (Muck) wrote:
>
> > Both missed by a
> > matter of what seemed like inches.
>
> Woodland Alliance off by the thickness of a crosshair. Oh wait - it
> wasn't a cross hare, was it?
People have been assassinated for less than that.
--
Krusty.
http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
http://www.muddystuff.us
Off-road classifieds
'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger (FOYRNB) '96 Tiger '79 Fantic 250
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780279 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 09:34 |
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Pip <gingerblokeNOSPAM [at] NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote:
> >Meeting a deer or 4 when half way round a corner at 60 mph is fun too,
> >or a Fox running out on you at an indicated 120 mph.
>
> That's some motherfuckin' fast fox you got there, boy.
>
Heh... must have been BGN hitting the bloody thing.
> >Both missed by a
> >matter of what seemed like inches.
>
> Woodland Alliance off by the thickness of a crosshair. Oh wait - it
> wasn't a cross hare, was it?
Naa.. just a flouncy fox, it must have posted to ukrm.
--
<insert coin to play>
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780302 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 10:47 |
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On 14 Jul 2006 14:08:08 -0700, "Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>BGN wrote:
>
>> If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
>> again you're going to get *so* squashed.
>
>I'm with you on this one Nick. Heather's got one, damn near out me out
>of a job the pink buzzing bastard.
My wifes batteries are flat. Dissapointed her this morning.
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780311 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 11:23 |
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On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 22:54:31 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote:
>On 14 Jul 2006 14:08:08 -0700, "Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
>>> again you're going to get *so* squashed.
>>
>>I'm with you on this one Nick. Heather's got one, damn near out me out
>>of a job the pink buzzing bastard.
>
>I don't get it.
http://www.ukrabbitvibrators.co.uk/
I think Cane meant to write "put" rather than "out" after the word near
in his last sentence.
now do you get it?
--
Paul C - "the big camp bastard" (tm d.a.r.s.y)
VFR800 | ZX6R | R1150GS
BOD#5, two#4, BOTAFOT#23, BOTAFOF#4, URMSBC#09, COFF#09
Admits to working for London Underground!
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780315 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 11:47 |
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On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 10:23:22 +0100, Paul Corfield
<aooy65 [at] dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
>>>> If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
>>>> again you're going to get *so* squashed.
>>>
>>>I'm with you on this one Nick. Heather's got one, damn near out me out
>>>of a job the pink buzzing bastard.
>>
>>I don't get it.
>
>http://www.ukrabbitvibrators.co.uk/
>
>I think Cane meant to write "put" rather than "out" after the word near
>in his last sentence.
>
>now do you get it?
I do. But I don't see why any woman could wish for something like a
vibrator when they've got someone like Cane on site.
A complete waste of resources.
--
-- Nick -=o=- ICQ: 9235201 -=o=- EMAIL & MSN: nickmooney [at] spamcop.net
-- LOTR#4 - SKOGA#8 - DS#7 - BOTAFOT#159 - BOTM#2 - FBOTY#06 - PM#11
-- Suzuki GSF 600n - I need your grace to remind me to find my own -
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780318 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 12:00 |
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"steve auvache" <dont_spam [at] thecow.me.uk> wrote in message
news:GbtzMWAqbCuEFwaK [at] thecow.me.uk...
> BGN wrote
> >If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
> >again you're going to get *so* squashed.
>
> Do it mate. It don't hurt.
>
> I was fortunate enough to be forced to ride straight over the top of a
> moggie a winter or two ago. I was rather underwhelmed at the result
> really, barely a bump as it went under the wheels and only the tiniest
> bit if blood underneath that you have to bend down to see. Rather
> disappointing really, especially as I thought the Woodland Alliance were
> supposed to be 'ard.
Riding my current bike I had a rather clueless and luckess birdie doing a
"dive" thing but straight into the front wheel. I am pretty sure it must
have came out fairly shredded as I couldn't stop to look.
That left quite a bit of blood and congealed hair on the damn thing to be
cleaned off. Why the must play chicken with vehicles in this manner is
beyond me, but is even more dumb on motorcycle moving parts than it is with
a car where they at least stand a chance of deflecting off.
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780320 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 12:18 |
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Pip wrote:
> Woodland Alliance off by the thickness of a crosshair. Oh wait - it
> wasn't a cross hare, was it?
I saw my first hare last week. Definitely a bitsa.
--
Eiron
No good deed ever goes unpunished.
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780357 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 14:06 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:0behb25lcbbouper731pai0gnhs9nnrn5t [at] 4ax.com...
> On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 10:23:22 +0100, Paul Corfield
> <aooy65 [at] dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
>
>>>>> If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
>>>>> again you're going to get *so* squashed.
>>>>
>>>>I'm with you on this one Nick. Heather's got one, damn near out me out
>>>>of a job the pink buzzing bastard.
>>>
>>>I don't get it.
>>
>>http://www.ukrabbitvibrators.co.uk/
>>
>>I think Cane meant to write "put" rather than "out" after the word near
>>in his last sentence.
>>
>>now do you get it?
>
> I do. But I don't see why any woman could wish for something like a
> vibrator when they've got someone like Cane on site.
>
> A complete waste of resources.
A change is as good as a rest and he orgasm is probably better *with* the
rabbit
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780358 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 14:09 |
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Mr Alun Davies <One.two [at] three.org> spewed forth the following...
> A change is as good as a rest and he orgasm is probably better *with*
> the rabbit
It certainly does not fart afterwards, get fag ash in the bedclothes and try
to give the missus an "Elvis" like I do anyway...
--
Loz H
~ Hairy, Ugly and Fat ~
CB550F CB200 CX500
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780408 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 17:24 |
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On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 21:46:33 GMT, muck [at] _TEETH_rulex.net (Muck) wrote:
>BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote:
>
>> If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
>> again you're going to get *so* squashed.
>>
>> One of your kind played chicken with Mr. Bandit on my journey back
>> home just now and must have missed its tyres by inches.
>>
>> It got so close that I involuntarily took my feet off the foot pegs in
>> some girly moment of horror but I didn't squeel or scream.
>>
>> Keep away.
>
>Meeting a deer or 4 when half way round a corner at 60 mph is fun too,
>or a Fox running out on you at an indicated 120 mph. Both missed by a
>matter of what seemed like inches.
The fox was'nt preceded by a blue hedgehog perchance?
--
Richard
XJ900S
BOTAFOT #138, YTC#18, OMF#12
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780410 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 17:25 |
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Antonio wrote:
>
> Riding my current bike I had a rather clueless and luckess birdie
> doing a "dive" thing but straight into the front wheel. I am pretty
> sure it must have came out fairly shredded as I couldn't stop to look.
>
> That left quite a bit of blood and congealed hair
Hair? What was it, an emu? They look pretty hairy...
Si
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780476 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 21:07 |
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"Loz H" <m3lsd [at] > wrote in message
news:44b8db0b$0$980$ed2619ec [at] ptn-nntp-reader01.plus.net...
> Mr Alun Davies <One.two [at] three.org> spewed forth the following...
>
>
>> A change is as good as a rest and he orgasm is probably better *with*
>> the rabbit
>
> It certainly does not fart afterwards, get fag ash in the bedclothes and
> try to give the missus an "Elvis" like I do anyway...
An Elvis?
"Wear My Ring Around Your Neck" perchance?
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780516 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 00:35 |
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Richard A <r.alexFOSpammers [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >Meeting a deer or 4 when half way round a corner at 60 mph is fun too,
> >or a Fox running out on you at an indicated 120 mph. Both missed by a
> >matter of what seemed like inches.
>
> The fox was'nt preceded by a blue hedgehog perchance?
Then I switched the game console off...
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<insert coin to play>
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| Re: Open message to all Lagomorphs [message #780629 ] |
Sun, 16 July 2006 18:56 |
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steve auvache wrote:
> Do it mate. It don't hurt.
>
> I was fortunate enough to be forced to ride straight over the top of a
> moggie a winter or two ago.
>
Fortunate? I never look on it as being fortunate to run over something, you
are a worthless cunt Auvache.
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/d
Life is an Adventure
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