| OT go on, make him an offer [message #779977] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 13:46 |
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<Rexx's car>
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150 010671394
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wessie at tesco dot net
BMW R1150GS
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #779980 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 13:58 |
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wessie wrote:
> <Rexx's car>
You're stalking him aren't you.
> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150 010671394
MY EYES!!!
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #779988 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 14:06 |
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wessie wrote:
> <Rexx's car>
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> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150 010671394
<retch>
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Steve Parry
K100RS SE & F650
and a 520i SE Touring for comfort
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #779989 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 14:09 |
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Steve Parry wrote:
> > <Rexx's car>
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> > http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150 010671394
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> <retch>
I'm trying to resist the urge to click [ask the seller a question] with
something along the lines of "as a deeply religious man can you please
assure me that this vehicle has never transported a homosexual"
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780004 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 14:57 |
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Cane wrote:
> Steve Parry wrote:
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>>> <Rexx's car>
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>>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150 010671394
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>> <retch>
>
> I'm trying to resist the urge to click [ask the seller a question] with
> something along the lines of "as a deeply religious man can you please
> assure me that this vehicle has never transported a homosexual"
snort ... beer ... keyboard ....
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Steve Parry
K100RS SE & F650
and a 520i SE Touring for comfort
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780018 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 15:31 |
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Steve Parry wrote:
> >>> <Rexx's car>
> >>>
> >>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150 010671394
> >>
> >> <retch>
> >
> > I'm trying to resist the urge to click [ask the seller a question] with
> > something along the lines of "as a deeply religious man can you please
> > assure me that this vehicle has never transported a homosexual"
>
> beer ...
You lucky bastard.
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780020 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 15:36 |
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"Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>Steve Parry wrote:
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>> > <Rexx's car>
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>> > http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150 010671394
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>> <retch>
>
>I'm trying to resist the urge to click [ask the seller a question] with
>something along the lines of "as a deeply religious man can you please
>assure me that this vehicle has never transported a homosexual"
You don't want to get eBay on your case for discrimination. On the
other hand, I've just asked a perfectly normal question regarding
whether or not the vehicle might have been involved in any little
"accidents"[1]
[1] actual question text: "have you had any benders in this car"?
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d.
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780024 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 15:43 |
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On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 13:36:17 GMT, darsy scrawled:
> "Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
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>>Steve Parry wrote:
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>>> > <Rexx's car>
>>> >
>>> > http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150 010671394
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>>> <retch>
>>
>>I'm trying to resist the urge to click [ask the seller a question] with
>>something along the lines of "as a deeply religious man can you please
>>assure me that this vehicle has never transported a homosexual"
>
> You don't want to get eBay on your case for discrimination. On the
> other hand, I've just asked a perfectly normal question regarding
> whether or not the vehicle might have been involved in any little
> "accidents"[1]
>
> [1] actual question text: "have you had any benders in this car"?
>
And the answer was no, literally and metaphorically. Though of course, it
meant *had* in a sexual context. The car has *contained* them on occasion,
but I haven't *had* any in it. :)
--
http://www.rexx.co.uk
To email me, visit the site.
http://www.rexx.co.uk/runes/ - personal online rune readings
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780030 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 15:44 |
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On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:46:53 GMT, wessie scrawled:
><Rexx's car>
You can be such an horse-owl at times. :)
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http://www.rexx.co.uk
To email me, visit the site.
http://www.rexx.co.uk/runes/ - personal online rune readings
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780032 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 15:54 |
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Rexx Magnus wrote:
> http://www.rexx.co.uk/runes/ - personal online rune readings
Please Rexx, read my runes..
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780034 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 15:51 |
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wessie wrote:
> <Rexx's car>
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> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150 010671394
Nah, the steering wheel's on the wrong side.
Apart from that, I've just gone blind.
--
Cab :^) - argue's like a girl
GSX 1400
UKRMMA#10 (KOTL), IbW#015, BoB#4, POTM#3, SKA#1
email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org
http://www.rosbif.org
The gingeometer: http://www.rosbif.org/ukrm/gingeometer/
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780040 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 16:11 |
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"Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote in news:1152878338.068769.207640
[at] p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com:
> wessie wrote:
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>> <Rexx's car>
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> You're stalking him aren't you.
>
No, he contacted me to say he'd bought this to replace the purple thing
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110 006511324
Do you think he has issues?
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wessie at tesco dot net
BMW R1150GS
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780043 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 16:10 |
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780045 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 16:12 |
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Cane wrote:
> Rexx Magnus wrote:
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> > http://www.rexx.co.uk/runes/ - personal online rune readings
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> Please Rexx, read my runes..
Heh, years ago I used to read runes. I've still got the set that I made
myself. I even recall asking the tree if it minded if I took the branch
that had fallen off it[1].
I was different then.
[1] Normally you need to ask the tree if it minds you cutting a branch
off. I don't think it'd mind if you used a branch that it no longer
used, but I didn't want to offend it.
--
Cab :^) - argue's like a girl
GSX 1400
UKRMMA#10 (KOTL), IbW#015, BoB#4, POTM#3, SKA#1
email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org
http://www.rosbif.org
The gingeometer: http://www.rosbif.org/ukrm/gingeometer/
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780112 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 20:03 |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember wessie <putmynamehere [at] tesco.net>
saying something like:
><Rexx's car>
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> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150 010671394
Cunt won't post it.
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Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a
In my trousers.
Folding [at] Home Team UKRM http://www.tinyurl.com/jkxwv
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780191 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 23:06 |
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wessie wrote:
> >> <Rexx's car>
> >
> > You're stalking him aren't you.
> >
>
> No, he contacted me to say he'd bought this to replace the purple thing
>
> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110 006511324
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> Do you think he has issues?
No, I think he believes he's living in a 12th century fantasy world
without considering that he would've been bummed to death by the clergy
for being a bender.
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780200 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 23:22 |
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"Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote in news:1152911164.466856.309420 [at]
75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
> wessie wrote:
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>> >> <Rexx's car>
>> >
>> > You're stalking him aren't you.
>> >
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>> No, he contacted me to say he'd bought this to replace the purple thing
>>
>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110 006511324
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>> Do you think he has issues?
>
> No, I think he believes he's living in a 12th century fantasy world
> without considering that he would've been bummed to death by the clergy
> for being a bender.
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>
<snort>
I wish I could explain why that is making me chuckle so much
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wessie at tesco dot net
BMW R1150GS
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780206 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 23:22 |
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wessie wrote:
> >> Do you think he has issues?
> >
> > No, I think he believes he's living in a 12th century fantasy world
> > without considering that he would've been bummed to death by the clergy
> > for being a bender.
>
> <snort>
>
> I wish I could explain why that is making me chuckle so much
My imagination is in overdrive.
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780220 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 00:24 |
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Wessie spoke:
> <Rexx's car>
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> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150 010671394
I've often wondered what sort of people buy these dwarf-carriers
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Rob_P
UKRM(at)indqualtec.co.uk
uppercase(d) BBIWYMC#1 BOG#11? MRO#31 IBCDBBB#1(kotl)
FJ1200, CCM130
Rebel without a clue
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780243 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 01:29 |
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780247 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 01:32 |
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780248 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 01:32 |
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780251 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 01:38 |
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Christofire wrote
>Rope wrote:
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>> Wessie spoke:
>> > <Rexx's car>
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>> > http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150 010671394
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>> I've often wondered what sort of people buy these dwarf-carriers
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>Dwarves?
Australian Hippopotamus Trainers?
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steve auvache
one step closer to The Perfect Date.
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| Re: OT go on, make him an offer [message #780312 ] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 11:30 |
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Christofire wrote:
> Cab wrote:
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> > Cane wrote:
> >
> > > Rexx Magnus wrote:
> > >
> > > > http://www.rexx.co.uk/runes/ - personal online rune readings
> > >
> > > Please Rexx, read my runes..
> >
> > Heh, years ago I used to read runes. I've still got the set that I
> > made myself. I even recall asking the tree if it minded if I took
> > the branch that had fallen off it[1].
>
> What did it say?
Trees can't talk, silly.
--
Cab :^) - argue's like a girl
GSX 1400
UKRMMA#10 (KOTL), IbW#015, BoB#4, POTM#3, SKA#1
email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org
http://www.rosbif.org
The gingeometer: http://www.rosbif.org/ukrm/gingeometer/
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