| Paranoid [message #779256] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 23:42 |
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Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me. I can't even
get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
doo.
--
Darren Robinson
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779260 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 23:47 |
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DR said...
> Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me. I can't even
> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
> doo.
You'll have to post the lyrics, I can't understand a word the drugged up
Brummie twat's saying when he talks, let alone when he 'sings'.
--
Lozzo
GSX-R1000 K1
GSF600SW
"Loz has a god, and this god of his has 16 valves" (tm) Pip, May '06
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779261 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 23:53 |
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Lozzo wrote:
> > Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me. I can't even
> > get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
> > doo.
>
> You'll have to post the lyrics, I can't understand a word the drugged
> up Brummie twat's saying when he talks, let alone when he 'sings'.
<from memory>
"Finished with my woman because I can't get it up"
--
Simon
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779266 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 23:55 |
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On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:47:38 +0100, Lozzo <lozzo [at] speedyspic.co.uk>
wrote:
>DR said...
>> Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me.
Congrats/commis as appropriate. There's a lot of it about.
> I can't even
>> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
>> doo.
Loud music and porn. YKIMS. <fires up System of a Down>
>You'll have to post the lyrics, I can't understand a word the drugged up
>Brummie twat's saying when he talks, let alone when he 'sings'.
"finished with my woman cos she could not help me with my mind"
--
Work in progress
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779269 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 00:08 |
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DR wrote
>Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me. I can't even
>get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
>doo.
As per the subject line:-
Clearing out the weeds behind the back of the shed I came across a brand
spanking new fire extinguisher that somebody had kindly lobbed over the
fence.
There has been some issues with the local kids lately and I know the
building site round the corner has enjoyed their attentions so I phoned
plod and told then it was there and asked if they wanted it as evidence
or summat.
10 minutes ago I get a phone call from my local bobby who has just come
on duty and "can he come round now?"
Well you can't really say no can you? So I have just had a frantic 5
minutes opening all the doors and windows and an empty of all the ash
trays and, for good measure, I put some bacon on to fry.
A nice young man he was and he even called me Sir and I get to eat a
bacon sandwich and I didn't get nicked for possession so my pot is half
full, at least. I don't suppose for a moment he was fooled.
--
steve auvache
one step closer to The Perfect Date.
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779282 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 00:36 |
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DR <bluebandit [at] talktalk.net.invalid> wrote:
> Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me. I can't even
> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
> doo.
Single is obviously the new blackened.
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779291 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 01:21 |
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On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 23:08:34 +0100, steve auvache wrote:
> DR wrote
>>Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me. I can't even
>>get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking doo.
>
> As per the subject line:-
>
> Clearing out the weeds behind the back of the shed I came across a brand
> spanking new fire extinguisher that somebody had kindly lobbed over the
> fence.
>
> There has been some issues with the local kids lately and I know the
> building site round the corner has enjoyed their attentions so I phoned
> plod and told then it was there and asked if they wanted it as evidence or
> summat.
>
> 10 minutes ago I get a phone call from my local bobby who has just come on
> duty and "can he come round now?"
>
> Well you can't really say no can you? So I have just had a frantic 5
> minutes opening all the doors and windows and an empty of all the ash
> trays and, for good measure, I put some bacon on to fry.
>
> A nice young man he was and he even called me Sir and I get to eat a bacon
> sandwich and I didn't get nicked for possession so my pot is half full, at
> least. I don't suppose for a moment he was fooled.
Not their business is it?
A few months ago the Met called and asked if they could use my house to
mount a surveillence camera. As a good citizen, I naturally agreed. So
they identified the ideal window - my lodger's room. I went up to warn
him, knocked on his door, went in and - the smell. 2 plods just behind me.
They could not have possibly failed to notice. They appeared not to.
If they're not on that (pointless, and they know it) mission, they don't
care.
Regards, Ian
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779303 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 01:52 |
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Ian Northeast <ian [at] house-from-hell.demon.co.uk> wrote in
news:pan.2006.07.12.23.21.33.201857 [at] house-from-hell.demon.co.uk:
>
> Not their business is it?
>
> A few months ago the Met called and asked if they could use my house
> to mount a surveillence camera. As a good citizen, I naturally agreed.
> So they identified the ideal window - my lodger's room. I went up to
> warn him, knocked on his door, went in and - the smell. 2 plods just
> behind me. They could not have possibly failed to notice. They
> appeared not to.
>
How was the lodger about it though?
--
wessie at tesco dot net
BMW R1150GS
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779310 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 05:08 |
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DR wrote:
> Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me. I can't even
> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
> doo.
Join the club. Give it a couple of weeks & you can start to revel in
the sleepless nights too! That's when the real power of UKRM reveals
itself - something to do at 4am.
--
Krusty.
http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
http://www.muddystuff.us
Off-road classifieds
'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger (FOYRNB) '96 Tiger '79 Fantic 250
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779311 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 05:14 |
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steve auvache wrote:
> DR wrote
> > Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me. I can't
> > even get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de
> > fucking doo.
>
>
> Well you can't really say no can you? So I have just had a frantic 5
> minutes opening all the doors and windows and an empty of all the ash
> trays and, for good measure, I put some bacon on to fry.
>
> A nice young man he was and he even called me Sir and I get to eat a
> bacon sandwich and I didn't get nicked for possession so my pot is
> half full, at least. I don't suppose for a moment he was fooled.
An ex of mine had some plods come round to ask if they could check the
suitability of her rear garden[1] for a surveillance point. As you say,
you can't really say no, so without thinking about it she dutifully
invited them in & took them through the house, then the conservatory -
which is where she did her cultivating. Nothing was said, but lots of
plants were destroyed the minute they left.
[1] No that isn't a euphamism.
--
Krusty.
http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
http://www.muddystuff.us
Off-road classifieds
'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger (FOYRNB) '96 Tiger '79 Fantic 250
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779315 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 07:40 |
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Work in progress wrote:
> On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:47:38 +0100, Lozzo <lozzo [at] speedyspic.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>
>>DR said...
>>
>>>Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me.
>
>
> Congrats/commis as appropriate. There's a lot of it about.
>
>
>> I can't even
>>
>>>get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
>>>doo.
>
>
> Loud music and porn. YKIMS. <fires up System of a Down>
>
>>You'll have to post the lyrics, I can't understand a word the drugged up
>>Brummie twat's saying when he talks, let alone when he 'sings'.
>
>
> "finished with my woman cos she could not help me with my mind"
Thought the last word was 'life' but I'm not sure that either makes more
sense than the other.
--
Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 75 TS 156 TS S2
Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779322 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 09:21 |
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DR wrote:
> Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me. I can't even
> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
> doo.
http://www.dabreakupsong.com/ [ws]
Break up with someone by song. Type a name and pick two reasons why you
are giving them the dump, then Lady Raptastic will make a song you can
listen to right away and/or send to them.
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779363 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 10:53 |
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On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:55:19 +0100, Work in progress
<spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>> I can't even
>>> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
>>> doo.
>
>Loud music and porn. YKIMS. <fires up System of a Down>
I didn't know you liked porn. I would have thought that you were too
much of a feminista.
--
Champ
ZX10R
GPz750turbo
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779365 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 10:54 |
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On 13 Jul 2006 03:14:26 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
wrote:
>An ex of mine had some plods come round to ask if they could check the
>suitability of her rear garden[1]
>[1] No that isn't a euphamism.
But it really ought to be!
--
Champ
ZX10R
GPz750turbo
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779366 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 10:46 |
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Krusty wrote
>steve auvache wrote:
>
>> DR wrote
>> > Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me. I can't
>> > even get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de
>> > fucking doo.
>>
>>
>> Well you can't really say no can you? So I have just had a frantic 5
>> minutes opening all the doors and windows and an empty of all the ash
>> trays and, for good measure, I put some bacon on to fry.
>>
>> A nice young man he was and he even called me Sir and I get to eat a
>> bacon sandwich and I didn't get nicked for possession so my pot is
>> half full, at least. I don't suppose for a moment he was fooled.
>
>An ex of mine had some plods come round to ask if they could check the
>suitability of her rear garden[1] for a surveillance point. As you say,
>you can't really say no, so without thinking about it she dutifully
>invited them in & took them through the house, then the conservatory -
>which is where she did her cultivating. Nothing was said, but lots of
>plants were destroyed the minute they left.
Many years ago a friend of mine moved to Hippy Mountain in The Republic.
A year or so after moving in and establishing themselves in the
community they were having a quiet beer in the pub and were joined by
the local copper. Chat ensued and the copper eventually got up to leave
and get on with his rounds. His parting shot apparently was on the
lines of, "Oh yes and you will note that it is common practice around
here to paint the inside of your greenhouse with white paint, if you
don't I will be forced to take notice of what you are growing in
there...." Which I thought was a very grown up attitude.
--
steve auvache
one step closer to The Perfect Date.
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779377 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 11:09 |
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On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:36:12 -0000, Simon Gates
<Simon [at] invalid.semi-evolved.org> wrote:
>DR <bluebandit [at] talktalk.net.invalid> wrote:
>> Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me. I can't even
>> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
>> doo.
>
>Single is obviously the new blackened.
One could almost be unforgiven for thinking anything else at the mo.
--
http://www.addict-racing.com
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779389 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 12:05 |
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steve auvache wrote:
> Krusty wrote
> > steve auvache wrote:
> >
> >> DR wrote
> >> > Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me. I can't
> >> > even get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de
> >> > fucking doo.
> >>
> >>
> >> Well you can't really say no can you? So I have just had a
> frantic 5 >> minutes opening all the doors and windows and an empty
> of all the ash >> trays and, for good measure, I put some bacon on to
> fry. >>
> >> A nice young man he was and he even called me Sir and I get to eat
> a >> bacon sandwich and I didn't get nicked for possession so my pot
> is >> half full, at least. I don't suppose for a moment he was
> fooled.
> >
> > An ex of mine had some plods come round to ask if they could check
> > the suitability of her rear garden[1] for a surveillance point. As
> > you say, you can't really say no, so without thinking about it she
> > dutifully invited them in & took them through the house, then the
> > conservatory - which is where she did her cultivating. Nothing was
> > said, but lots of plants were destroyed the minute they left.
>
> Many years ago a friend of mine moved to Hippy Mountain in The
> Republic. A year or so after moving in and establishing themselves
> in the community they were having a quiet beer in the pub and were
> joined by the local copper. Chat ensued and the copper eventually
> got up to leave and get on with his rounds. His parting shot
> apparently was on the lines of, "Oh yes and you will note that it is
> common practice around here to paint the inside of your greenhouse
> with white paint, if you don't I will be forced to take notice of
> what you are growing in there...." Which I thought was a very grown
> up attitude.
Cool.
--
Cab :^) - argue's like a girl
GSX 1400
UKRMMA#10 (KOTL), IbW#015, BoB#4, POTM#3, SKA#1
email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org
http://www.rosbif.org
The gingeometer: http://www.rosbif.org/ukrm/gingeometer/
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779411 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 12:57 |
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Cane wrote:
> Ace wrote:
>
> > >>> I can't even
> > >>>> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de
> > fucking >>>> doo.
> > > >
> > > > Loud music and porn. YKIMS. <fires up System of a Down>
> > >
> > > I didn't know you liked porn. I would have thought that you were
> > > too much of a feminista.
> >
> > She didn't say what sort of porn. Quite a few women get off on gay
> > porn, for example.
>
> ding
You're dinging for WiP? How do you know?
--
Cab :^) - argue's like a girl
GSX 1400
UKRMMA#10 (KOTL), IbW#015, BoB#4, POTM#3, SKA#1
email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org
http://www.rosbif.org
The gingeometer: http://www.rosbif.org/ukrm/gingeometer/
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779416 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 13:02 |
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Cab wrote:
> > > > > Loud music and porn. YKIMS. <fires up System of a Down>
> > > >
> > > > I didn't know you liked porn. I would have thought that you were
> > > > too much of a feminista.
> > >
> > > She didn't say what sort of porn. Quite a few women get off on gay
> > > porn, for example.
> >
> > ding
>
> You're dinging for WiP? How do you know?
No, no, no, I would guess www.farmfun.com is more Nina's thing.
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779425 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 13:30 |
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Cane wrote:
> http://www.dabreakupsong.com/ [ws]
>
> Break up with someone by song. Type a name and pick two reasons why you
> are giving them the dump, then Lady Raptastic will make a song you can
> listen to right away and/or send to them.
How annoying. The drop-down boxes don't populate after I select a name.
Great idea though.
--
TimP
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779437 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 13:31 |
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In article <ypkeQgADigtEFwH$ [at] thecow.me.uk>, steve auvache wrote:
> Krusty wrote
>>steve auvache wrote:
> here to paint the inside of your greenhouse with white paint, if you
> don't I will be forced to take notice of what you are growing in
> there...." Which I thought was a very grown up attitude.
Something similar happened at my school - some of the 6th form were
growing weed in the school greenhouse. One day a local copper came to
do one of their official 'serious talk to pupils about not breaking the
law' sessions and walked past the greenhouse on his way to the assembly
hall.
Apparently he made a fairly terse comment to the headmaster about
checking out the contents of the greenhouse and that he might like to
indulge in a little weed-control..
By the end of the day that greenhouse was totally empty. And drenched
in weedkiller.
Phil.
--
Phil Launchbury, IT PHB
Triumph Tiger 955i
'I'm training the bats that live in my cube
to juggle mushrooms'
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779461 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 14:42 |
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Catman sed:
>Thought the last word was 'life' but I'm not >sure that either makes more
sense than the other.
Yeah, like *life* is going to rhyme with 'time'.
--
Nidge
(at work)
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779467 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 14:55 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:45:47 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>>>> I can't even
>>>>> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
>>>>> doo.
>>>
>>>Loud music and porn. YKIMS. <fires up System of a Down>
>>
>>I didn't know you liked porn. I would have thought that you were too
>>much of a feminista.
>
>She didn't say what sort of porn. Quite a few women get off on gay
>porn, for example.
Ah well yeah but - if she (or any woman, obviously) had political
objections to women being exploited and objectified in porn, I would
expect her to be consistent and feel the same about gay porn. I might
be disappointed, mind.
--
Champ
ZX10R
GPz750turbo
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779471 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 15:14 |
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Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
>women [snip...] consistent
you should know better by now.
--
d.
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779485 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 15:55 |
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catman wrote:
> Work in progress wrote:
> > On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:47:38 +0100, Lozzo <lozzo [at] speedyspic.co.uk>
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>DR said...
> >>
> >>>Well, the first line of the song has new meaning for me.
> >
> >
> > Congrats/commis as appropriate. There's a lot of it about.
> >
> >
> >> I can't even
> >>
> >>>get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
> >>>doo.
> >
> >
> > Loud music and porn. YKIMS. <fires up System of a Down>
> >
> >>You'll have to post the lyrics, I can't understand a word the drugged up
> >>Brummie twat's saying when he talks, let alone when he 'sings'.
> >
> >
> > "finished with my woman cos she could not help me with my mind"
>
> Thought the last word was 'life' but I'm not sure that either makes more
> sense than the other.
>
Yebbut.
You have to allow for Ozzy's lyrical style. Don't forget this is the
same bloke who used "masses" to rhyme with "masses" in War Pigs:
"Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses"
That's pure literary genius that is.
HTH
Dave
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779494 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 16:19 |
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Big Dave wrote:
> "Generals gathered in their masses
> Just like witches at black masses"
>
> That's pure literary genius that is.
But not even close to Madonna rhyming Mini Cooper with Super Dooper.
FFS.
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779510 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 16:49 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:53:26 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
>On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:55:19 +0100, Work in progress
><spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
>>> I can't even
>>>> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
>>>> doo.
>>
>>Loud music and porn. YKIMS. <fires up System of a Down>
>
>I didn't know you liked porn.
Who doesn't every now and again? I just prefer mine written rather
than visual.
> I would have thought that you were too
>much of a feminista.
"No letters were exploited in the writing of this story"
--
Work in progress
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779513 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 16:49 |
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On 13 Jul 2006 04:02:06 -0700, "Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>Cab wrote:
>
>> > > > > Loud music and porn. YKIMS. <fires up System of a Down>
>> > > >
>> > > > I didn't know you liked porn. I would have thought that you were
>> > > > too much of a feminista.
>> > >
>> > > She didn't say what sort of porn. Quite a few women get off on gay
>> > > porn, for example.
>> >
>> > ding
>>
>> You're dinging for WiP? How do you know?
>
>No, no, no, I would guess www.farmfun.com is more Nina's thing.
Too vulgar. And Nina's gone.
--
Work in progress
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779514 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 16:52 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:45:47 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:53:26 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:55:19 +0100, Work in progress
>><spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>>
>>>> I can't even
>>>>> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
>>>>> doo.
>>>
>>>Loud music and porn. YKIMS. <fires up System of a Down>
>>
>>I didn't know you liked porn. I would have thought that you were too
>>much of a feminista.
>
>She didn't say what sort of porn. Quite a few women get off on gay
>porn, for example.
Written. There's a bit in here (ignore the fanfic stuff) that pretty
much sums up my views.
>http://www.bedford.net/teep/fanfic.htm
4th para after the line.
--
Work in progress
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779515 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 16:54 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 13:55:36 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
>On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:45:47 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>
>>>>> I can't even
>>>>>> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
>>>>>> doo.
>>>>
>>>>Loud music and porn. YKIMS. <fires up System of a Down>
>>>
>>>I didn't know you liked porn. I would have thought that you were too
>>>much of a feminista.
>>
>>She didn't say what sort of porn. Quite a few women get off on gay
>>porn, for example.
>
>Ah well yeah but - if she (or any woman, obviously) had political
>objections to women being exploited and objectified in porn,
Depends. There are a lot of women in the sex industry who are not
exploited and have chosen to be objectified.
> I would
>expect her to be consistent and feel the same about gay porn.
I don't think I've seen any gay porn for about 20 years.
> I might
>be disappointed, mind.
Well I'd hate to satisfy you.
--
Work in progress
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Thu, 13 July 2006 17:22 |
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779526 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 17:29 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 15:52:05 +0100, Work in progress
<spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:45:47 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:53:26 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
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>>>On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:55:19 +0100, Work in progress
>>><spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> I can't even
>>>>>> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
>>>>>> doo.
>>>>
>>>>Loud music and porn. YKIMS. <fires up System of a Down>
>>>
>>>I didn't know you liked porn. I would have thought that you were too
>>>much of a feminista.
>>
>>She didn't say what sort of porn. Quite a few women get off on gay
>>porn, for example.
>
>Written. There's a bit in here (ignore the fanfic stuff) that pretty
>much sums up my views.
>
>>http://www.bedford.net/teep/fanfic.htm
>
>4th para after the line.
Ah, so you like historical romances. Deep down, you just want to be
rescued, like all women do. Fair enough.
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Champ
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779527 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 17:29 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 14:14:01 +0100, darsy <darsy [at] sticky.co.uk> wrote:
>Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
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>>women [snip...] consistent
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>you should know better by now.
Good point. What was I thinking.
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Champ
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779550 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 18:23 |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember toad_oftoadhall [at] yahoo.co.uk saying
something like:
>Big Dave wrote:
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>> "Generals gathered in their masses
>> Just like witches at black masses"
>>
>> That's pure literary genius that is.
>
>But not even close to Madonna rhyming Mini Cooper with Super Dooper.
>
>FFS.
At the very least she could have worked a Pooper Scooper in there.
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Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a
In my trousers.
Folding [at] Home Team UKRM http://www.tinyurl.com/jkxwv
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779554 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 18:36 |
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Nidge wrote:
> Catman sed:
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>>Thought the last word was 'life' but I'm not >sure that either makes more
>
> sense than the other.
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> Yeah, like *life* is going to rhyme with 'time'.
>
>
Good point, but this was Black Sabbath.
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779565 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 19:05 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 16:29:10 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
>On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 15:52:05 +0100, Work in progress
><spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
Porn.
>>Written. There's a bit in here (ignore the fanfic stuff) that pretty
>>much sums up my views.
>>
>>>http://www.bedford.net/teep/fanfic.htm
>>
>>4th para after the line.
>
>Ah, so you like historical romances.
That's fighting talk. And referred to in paras 6 and 7 not 4. And I
know you have a fondness for a film in para 5, you big girl's blouse.
> Deep down, you just want to be
>rescued,
From cliches like this.
> like all women do. Fair enough.
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779572 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 19:33 |
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Champ wrote
>On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 14:14:01 +0100, darsy <darsy [at] sticky.co.uk> wrote:
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>>Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
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>>>women [snip...] consistent
>>
>>you should know better by now.
>
>Good point. What was I thinking.
You have been thinking?
No menaissance tag for you then.
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steve auvache
one step closer to The Perfect Date.
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779601 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 20:47 |
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Work in progress said...
> On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:53:26 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
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> >On Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:55:19 +0100, Work in progress
> ><spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
> >
> >>> I can't even
> >>>> get pissed 'cos I'm on anti-depressant medication. Whoop de fucking
> >>>> doo.
> >>
> >>Loud music and porn. YKIMS. <fires up System of a Down>
> >
> >I didn't know you liked porn.
>
> Who doesn't every now and again? I just prefer mine written rather
> than visual.
I cba with either.
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Lozzo
GSX-R1000 K1
GSF600SW
"Loz has a god, and this god of his has 16 valves" (tm) Pip, May '06
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779637 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 22:03 |
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Champ wrote:
> On 13 Jul 2006 03:14:26 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
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> > An ex of mine had some plods come round to ask if they could check
> > the suitability of her rear garden[1]
>
> > [1] No that isn't a euphamism.
>
> But it really ought to be!
I'm seeing her on Tuesday so I'll try to turn it into one...
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http://www.muddystuff.us
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| Re: Paranoid [message #779715 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 23:57 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 18:05:43 +0100, Work in progress
<spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 16:29:10 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 15:52:05 +0100, Work in progress
>><spamtrap2 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote:
>>
>Porn.
>
>>>Written. There's a bit in here (ignore the fanfic stuff) that pretty
>>>much sums up my views.
>>>
>>>>http://www.bedford.net/teep/fanfic.htm
>>>
>>>4th para after the line.
>>
>>Ah, so you like historical romances.
>
>That's fighting talk. And referred to in paras 6 and 7 not 4. And I
>know you have a fondness for a film in para 5, you big girl's blouse.
>
>> Deep down, you just want to be
>>rescued,
>
>From cliches like this.
>
>> like all women do. Fair enough.
<brushes dust off hands>
MWHID
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Champ
ZX10R
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My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
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