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| OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779071] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:22 |
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BE WARNED!!
I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know. I am
posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have
become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me at at my local Tesco in and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you
are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your
windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy t-shirts.
It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they
say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco. You agree and they
get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on
you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
Saturday, and also yesterday.
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Steve
Velocette Venom Clubman
Velocette Venom Thruxton
Milk floats, stainless steel sinks
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779076 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:36 |
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Threadstopper wrote:
> BE WARNED!!
>
> I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to
> know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened
> to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
>
> This happened to me at at my local Tesco in and it could happen to
> you.
>
> Here's how the scam works:
>
> Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
> you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your
> windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost
> falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.
>
> It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a
> tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco.
> You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
> having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the
> front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
> your wallet.
>
> I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday,
> again on Saturday, and also yesterday.
*Ginge*
That joke is as old as the hills. I think I first translated it into
English, as it goes. Unless a Frenchie translated it from English into
French then I, back into English.
--
Cab :^) - argue's like a girl
GSX 1400
UKRMMA#10 (KOTL), IbW#015, BoB#4, POTM#3, SKA#1
email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org
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| Re: Tesco scam warning [message #779081 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 18:00 |
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Threadstopper wrote:
> BE WARNED!!
>
> I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to
> know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened
> to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
>
<Snip>
Chortle chortle! I must have missed that one on its rounds - never heard it
before.
Si
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779083 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:46 |
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"Cab" <my_email_address_is_in_my_sig [at] privacy.net> wrote in message
news:xn0eon5ou1br0p600f [at] news.individual.net...
> Threadstopper wrote:
>
> > BE WARNED!!
> >
><Snipped>
> >
> > I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday,
> > again on Saturday, and also yesterday.
>
> *Ginge*
>
> That joke is as old as the hills. I think I first translated it into
> English, as it goes. Unless a Frenchie translated it from English into
> French then I, back into English.
Well I'm as old as the hills and chuckled when I read it for the first time
today...
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Steve
Velocette Venom Clubman
Velocette Venom Thruxton
Milk floats, stainless steel sinks
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779138 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 19:42 |
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Threadstopper wrote:
> BE WARNED!!
Ginger perhaps (I don' know) but it had us laughing.
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779368 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 10:58 |
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Cab wrote:
> *Ginge*
>
> That joke is as old as the hills. I think I first translated it into
> English, as it goes. Unless a Frenchie translated it from English into
> French then I, back into English.
Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian
defender
Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman
react
in the way he did. The French captain, in his last ever professional
game, thrust his head into Materazzi's chest in Sunday's World Cup
Final resulting
in a red card and shame for Zidane. Today, with the help of Italian
lip-reader Arturo Belladini, we can reveal what drove Zidane to self
destruct; Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the
penalty box in extra-time at which point Zidane said
"if you want my shirt so bad you can have it"
Materazzi responded
"I dont want your shirt you m***** f*****. you're a f****** old man"
As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how
he responded due to him having his back to the TV camera
Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse
"you should've quit 2 years ago, you're a f****** has-been"
"m***** f*****! your mum is a f****** muslim terrorist and you are to,
f*** you old man f*** you"
"old man, this arena is not for you anymore m***** f*****"
Zidane carries on jogging away
"you are only good enough for Tottenham now"
It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779381 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 11:46 |
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Cane wrote:
> Zidane carries on jogging away
> "you are only good enough for Tottenham now"
> It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.
Bwahahahaha
--
Cab :^) - argue's like a girl
GSX 1400
UKRMMA#10 (KOTL), IbW#015, BoB#4, POTM#3, SKA#1
email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org
http://www.rosbif.org
The gingeometer: http://www.rosbif.org/ukrm/gingeometer/
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779385 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 12:01 |
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Cab wrote:
> > Zidane carries on jogging away
> > "you are only good enough for Tottenham now"
> > It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.
>
> Bwahahahaha
Todays favourite to hit the inbox is:
A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
As he enters, he asks St Peter, "I have a question, that has haunted me
all of my days on earth...."
"Am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white
stripes?"
St. Peter said, "That is a question that only God can answer."
So...the zebra went off in search of God.
When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please---I must know--am I a
white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?"
God simply replied, "You are what you are."
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more.
St. Peter asked, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?"
The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said, you are what you
are."
St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, that answers it
---- you are a white horse with black stripes."
The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that! ?"
"Because," said St. Peter, "If you were a black horse with white
stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is.
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779386 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 12:03 |
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Cane wrote:
> > > Zidane carries on jogging away
> > > "you are only good enough for Tottenham now"
> > > It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.
> >
> > Bwahahahaha
>
> Todays favourite to hit the inbox is:
>
> A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
>
> As he enters, he asks St Peter, "I have a question, that has haunted
> me all of my days on earth...."
>
> "Am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white
> stripes?"
>
> St. Peter said, "That is a question that only God can answer."
>
> So...the zebra went off in search of God.
>
> When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please---I must know--am I a
> white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?"
>
> God simply replied, "You are what you are."
>
> The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more.
>
> St. Peter asked, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?"
>
> The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said, you are what you
> are."
>
> St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, that answers it
> ---- you are a white horse with black stripes."
>
> The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that! ?"
>
> "Because," said St. Peter, "If you were a black horse with white
> stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is.
Don't push it. I'm not laughing at any more of your jokes today. :-)
--
Cab :^) - argue's like a girl
GSX 1400
UKRMMA#10 (KOTL), IbW#015, BoB#4, POTM#3, SKA#1
email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org
http://www.rosbif.org
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779391 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 12:09 |
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Cane wrote:
> Cab wrote:
>
> > *Ginge*
> >
> > That joke is as old as the hills.
>
> Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian
> defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman
> react in the way he did.
Sophie Ellis-Bextor found head butted to death in the apartment of a
French footballer.
Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor........
HTH
Paul.
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779398 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 12:28 |
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<zymurgy [at] technologist.com> wrote in message
news:1152785354.579700.271660 [at] s13g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Cane wrote:
> > Cab wrote:
> >
> > > *Ginge*
> > >
> > > That joke is as old as the hills.
> >
> > Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian
> > defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring
Frenchman
> > react in the way he did.
>
> Sophie Ellis-Bextor found head butted to death in the apartment of a
> French footballer.
> Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor........
I don't get it.. but I allways fancied her mum.
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Steve
Velocette Venom Clubman
Velocette Venom Thruxton
Milk floats, stainless steel sinks
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779465 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 14:50 |
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On 13 Jul 2006 03:01:47 -0700, "Cane" <CaneUKRM [at] gmail.com> wrote:
>Todays favourite to hit the inbox is:
>"Because," said St. Peter, "If you were a black horse with white
>stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is.
heh. Lovely.
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Champ
ZX10R
GPz750turbo
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779490 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 16:10 |
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On 13 Jul 2006 09:46:03 GMT, "Cab"
<my_email_address_is_in_my_sig [at] privacy.net> wrote:
>Cane wrote:
>
>> Zidane carries on jogging away
>> "you are only good enough for Tottenham now"
>> It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.
>
>Bwahahahaha
Not funny.
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779503 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 16:31 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 16:10:34 +0200, Ace wrote:
> On 13 Jul 2006 09:46:03 GMT, "Cab"
> <my_email_address_is_in_my_sig [at] privacy.net> wrote:
>
>>Cane wrote:
>>
>>> Zidane carries on jogging away
>>> "you are only good enough for Tottenham now"
>>> It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.
>>
>>Bwahahahaha
>
> Not funny.
Yer, should have been Everton
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779507 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 16:41 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 14:31:22 GMT, YTC#1 <bdp [at] ytc1NOARGYBEEF.co.uk>
wrote:
>On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 16:10:34 +0200, Ace wrote:
>
>> On 13 Jul 2006 09:46:03 GMT, "Cab"
>> <my_email_address_is_in_my_sig [at] privacy.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Cane wrote:
>>>
>>>> Zidane carries on jogging away
>>>> "you are only good enough for Tottenham now"
>>>> It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.
>>>
>>>Bwahahahaha
>>
>> Not funny.
>
>Yer, should have been Everton
Well at least it would have wound Adie up.
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779509 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 16:47 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 16:41:33 +0200, Ace wrote:
> On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 14:31:22 GMT, YTC#1 <bdp [at] ytc1NOARGYBEEF.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 16:10:34 +0200, Ace wrote:
>>
>>> On 13 Jul 2006 09:46:03 GMT, "Cab"
>>> <my_email_address_is_in_my_sig [at] privacy.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Cane wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Zidane carries on jogging away
>>>>> "you are only good enough for Tottenham now"
>>>>> It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.
>>>>
>>>>Bwahahahaha
>>>
>>> Not funny.
>>
>>Yer, should have been Everton
>
> Well at least it would have wound Adie up.
*exactly* :-)
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779591 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 20:29 |
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On 13 Jul 2006 03:09:14 -0700, zymurgy [at] technologist.com wrote:
>
>Cane wrote:
>> Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian
>> defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman
>> react in the way he did.
>
>Sophie Ellis-Bextor found head butted to death in the apartment of a
>French footballer.
>Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor........
LOL! - corny as hell but so what.
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VFR800 | ZX6R | R1150GS
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779600 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 20:45 |
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779710 ] |
Thu, 13 July 2006 23:55 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 19:29:47 +0100, Paul Corfield
<aooy65 [at] dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
>On 13 Jul 2006 03:09:14 -0700, zymurgy [at] technologist.com wrote:
>>
>>Cane wrote:
>>> Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian
>>> defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman
>>> react in the way he did.
>>
>>Sophie Ellis-Bextor found head butted to death in the apartment of a
>>French footballer.
>>Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor........
>
>LOL! - corny as hell but so what.
I'm sure a variation of that joke did the rounds a year or two ago. I
remember having to ask someone to explain it to me (it was some
popular song, no?)
ah, here we go :
http://groups.google.com/group/uk.rec.motorcycles/msg/39bfe7 39b30674f8?hl=en&
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Champ
ZX10R
GPz750turbo
My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779838 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 08:49 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 22:55:11 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk>
wrote in <dufdb2pcvidagpsaklb3810glg4f7pa6b1 [at] 4ax.com>:
> On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 19:29:47 +0100, Paul Corfield
><aooy65 [at] dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
>>On 13 Jul 2006 03:09:14 -0700, zymurgy [at] technologist.com wrote:
>>>Cane wrote:
>>>> Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian
>>>> defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman
>>>> react in the way he did.
>>>Sophie Ellis-Bextor found head butted to death in the apartment of a
>>>French footballer.
>>>Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor........
>>LOL! - corny as hell but so what.
> I'm sure a variation of that joke did the rounds a year or two ago. I
> remember having to ask someone to explain it to me (it was some
> popular song, no?)
More like four years -- didn't it do the rounds just after the _last_
World Cup?
> ah, here we go :
> http://groups.google.com/group/uk.rec.motorcycles/msg/39bfe7 39b30674f8?hl=en&
OK, three years ago...
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #779882 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 10:52 |
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Champ wrote:
> Paul Corfield wrote:
> > zymurgy wrote:
> >>
> >>Cane wrote:
> >>> Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian
> >>> defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman
> >>> react in the way he did.
> >>
> >>Sophie Ellis-Bextor found head butted to death in the apartment of a
> >>French footballer.
> >>Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor........
> >
> >LOL! - corny as hell but so what.
>
> I'm sure a variation of that joke did the rounds a year or two ago. I
> remember having to ask someone to explain it to me (it was some
> popular song, no?)
>
> ah, here we go :
> http://groups.google.com/group/uk.rec.motorcycles/msg/39bfe7 39b30674f8?hl=en&
I don't know what's sadder, my demi-ginge, or your remembering it.
P.
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| Re: OT: Tesco scam warning [message #780085 ] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 18:58 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 22:55:11 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
>On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 19:29:47 +0100, Paul Corfield
><aooy65 [at] dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
>
>>On 13 Jul 2006 03:09:14 -0700, zymurgy [at] technologist.com wrote:
>>>
>>>Cane wrote:
>>>> Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian
>>>> defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman
>>>> react in the way he did.
>>>
>>>Sophie Ellis-Bextor found head butted to death in the apartment of a
>>>French footballer.
>>>Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor........
>>
>>LOL! - corny as hell but so what.
>
>I'm sure a variation of that joke did the rounds a year or two ago. I
>remember having to ask someone to explain it to me (it was some
>popular song, no?)
Well yes but you'd hardly expect me to remember that.
The reference is to a song - Sophie Ellis Bextor's "Murder on the Dance
Floor". A moderately amusing pop ditty.
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VFR800 | ZX6R | R1150GS
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