| Re: Two Saturns, one key [message #768680] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 04:53 |
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Tommy Tuner wrote:
> On Sat, 08 Jul 2006 00:38:00 +0000, David Teichholtz wrote:
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>> When I bought my 97 SL1, it came with two keys. The ignition switch
>> had been replaced and the idiots who did it did not bother to have
>> the switch coded to the car.
>>
>> Today, while doing some other work to the car which involved having
>> one of the door skins off, I decided to pull both door lock
>> cylinders, the trunk cylinder and the ignition and get them coded to
>> the key to my 95 SW1. Now one key works both cars. Locksmith
>> charged $40 to recode the cylinders.
>>
>> -David
>
> So now we know why Locksmithing is a dying trade and most locksmiths
> are starving.
>
> The last locksmith I met hadn't bathed in weeks, smelled to high
> heaven and basically lived inside his smelly, messed up van.
>
> He had half his teeth missing (or installed, depending upon how you
> look at it) and couldn't string together a simple sentence composed
> of words a 3rd grader would understand.
> In the proper order of course.
>
> We used to have a couple of smiths' do work for the dealer I work at
> but we quickly discovered that any idiot with the proper machine can
> generate a key for a car so we cut them loose.
>
> We ended up saving money big time because the number of cars the
> lockmsiths screwed up (mostly popped airbags) was substantial.
>
> My impression of Locksmiths is that they rank below insurance
> salesmen but ever so slightly above a dustman.
honestly, who gives a fuck?
--
sbb78247
speak the truth and leave shortly there after!
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| Re: Two Saturns, one key [message #768685 ] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 18:44 |
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sbb78247 <nospam [at] professionalprick.com>, the skin-headed-idler and
tongue-tied him-her who likes earth-shattering courtesy fucks with
xenopus, and whose partner is a minx with a gaping dicky dino, wrote in
<e90711.3n0.1 [at] 257.2.2.193.Mi5M4tcH>:
> Tommy Tuner wrote:
>> On Sat, 08 Jul 2006 00:38:00 +0000, David Teichholtz wrote:
>>
>>> When I bought my 97 SL1, it came with two keys. The ignition switch
>>> had been replaced and the idiots who did it did not bother to have
>>> the switch coded to the car.
>>>
>>> Today, while doing some other work to the car which involved having
>>> one of the door skins off, I decided to pull both door lock
>>> cylinders, the trunk cylinder and the ignition and get them coded to
>>> the key to my 95 SW1. Now one key works both cars. Locksmith
>>> charged $40 to recode the cylinders.
>>>
>>> -David
>>
>> So now we know why Locksmithing is a dying trade and most locksmiths
>> are starving.
>>
>> The last locksmith I met hadn't bathed in weeks, smelled to high
>> heaven and basically lived inside his smelly, messed up van.
>>
>> He had half his teeth missing (or installed, depending upon how you
>> look at it) and couldn't string together a simple sentence composed
>> of words a 3rd grader would understand.
>> In the proper order of course.
>>
>> We used to have a couple of smiths' do work for the dealer I work at
>> but we quickly discovered that any idiot with the proper machine can
>> generate a key for a car so we cut them loose.
>>
>> We ended up saving money big time because the number of cars the
>> lockmsiths screwed up (mostly popped airbags) was substantial.
>>
>> My impression of Locksmiths is that they rank below insurance
>> salesmen but ever so slightly above a dustman.
>
> honestly, who gives a fuck?
The dustman who has been classed as a lesser mortal than a fucking
locksmith.
Fuck me! At least dustmen do something useful on a regular basis and don't
expect to be paid large sums of money for fucking things up.
--
Lunch was nice;
Dishonoured mudskipper intestine with bladder seasoning under dirty carp
abscess and jackal liver topping garnished with half-raw hippopotamus
gizzard next to blemished cadaver foreskins and opossum penis topping,
simmered in a splashing bucket overflowing with big medley of stomach in
festering gore, a side of fruit and a pint of pond scum.
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| Re: Two Saturns, one key [message #768686 ] |
Tue, 11 July 2006 18:54 |
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Banned Apache jabbered in alt.os.windows-xp:
> sbb78247 <nospam [at] professionalprick.com>, the skin-headed-idler and
> tongue-tied him-her who likes earth-shattering courtesy fucks with
> xenopus, and whose partner is a minx with a gaping dicky dino, wrote
> in <e90711.3n0.1 [at] 257.2.2.193.Mi5M4tcH>:
>> Tommy Tuner wrote:
>>> On Sat, 08 Jul 2006 00:38:00 +0000, David Teichholtz wrote:
>>>
>>>> When I bought my 97 SL1, it came with two keys. The ignition
>>>> switch had been replaced and the idiots who did it did not bother
>>>> to have the switch coded to the car.
>>>>
>>>> Today, while doing some other work to the car which involved having
>>>> one of the door skins off, I decided to pull both door lock
>>>> cylinders, the trunk cylinder and the ignition and get them coded
>>>> to the key to my 95 SW1. Now one key works both cars. Locksmith
>>>> charged $40 to recode the cylinders.
>>>>
>>>> -David
>>>
>>> So now we know why Locksmithing is a dying trade and most locksmiths
>>> are starving.
>>>
>>> The last locksmith I met hadn't bathed in weeks, smelled to high
>>> heaven and basically lived inside his smelly, messed up van.
>>>
>>> He had half his teeth missing (or installed, depending upon how you
>>> look at it) and couldn't string together a simple sentence composed
>>> of words a 3rd grader would understand.
>>> In the proper order of course.
>>>
>>> We used to have a couple of smiths' do work for the dealer I work at
>>> but we quickly discovered that any idiot with the proper machine can
>>> generate a key for a car so we cut them loose.
>>>
>>> We ended up saving money big time because the number of cars the
>>> lockmsiths screwed up (mostly popped airbags) was substantial.
>>>
>>> My impression of Locksmiths is that they rank below insurance
>>> salesmen but ever so slightly above a dustman.
>>
>> honestly, who gives a fuck?
>
> The dustman who has been classed as a lesser mortal than a fucking
> locksmith.
> Fuck me! At least dustmen do something useful on a regular basis and
> don't expect to be paid large sums of money for fucking things up.
>
>
>
this is true - the dustman should rank higher as long as we are not
speaking of dustbin ko0k!
--
speak the truth and leave shortly there after
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| Re: Two Saturns, one key [message #768688 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 02:30 |
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"sbb78247" <nospam [at] professionalprick.com> wrote in message
news:e91o8t.1r0.1 [at] 257.2.2.193.Mi5M4tcH...
> this is true - the dustman should rank higher as long as
> we are not
> speaking of dustbin ko0k!
>
> --
>
> speak the truth and leave shortly there after
>
hey, ole clueless one.
you are defiantly with the right organization :-)
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