| TOG Never learns - WAS :Fucking Fucking Fucking Morini [message #764903] |
Mon, 05 June 2006 15:57 |
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The Older Gentleman wrote:
> Why did I buy the bastard creature?
>
> I've ridden it a total of 10 miles. In that time, it's misfired,
> slipped its clutch and disembowelled its exhaust system.
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> I've just received another packet of spares from NLM, priced as if
> they were made of diamonds.
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> It is never, ever, ever going to get me to Chimay.
>
> The DIY baffle kit doesn't fit.
>
> Fucking bastard bollocks pile of italian shite.
I *had* to crosspost this to ukrm, as not everyone would see/believe it.
TOG and Italian bikes don't mix shocker!
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Cab :^) - argue's like a girl
GSX 1400
UKRMMA#10 (KOTL), IbW#015, BoB#4, POTM#3, SKA#1
email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org
http://www.rosbif.org
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| Re: TOG Never learns - WAS :Fucking Fucking Fucking Morini [message #764904 ] |
Mon, 05 June 2006 15:58 |
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Cab wrote:
> The Older Gentleman wrote:
>
> > Why did I buy the bastard creature?
> >
> > I've ridden it a total of 10 miles. In that time, it's misfired,
> > slipped its clutch and disembowelled its exhaust system.
> >
> > I've just received another packet of spares from NLM, priced as if
> > they were made of diamonds.
> >
> > It is never, ever, ever going to get me to Chimay.
> >
> > The DIY baffle kit doesn't fit.
> >
> > Fucking bastard bollocks pile of italian shite.
>
> I *had* to crosspost this to ukrm, as not everyone would see/believe it.
>
> TOG and Italian bikes don't mix shocker!
Heh. Still, it's saved him the cost of those oil seals...
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Antony
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| Re: TOG Never learns - WAS :Fucking Fucking Fucking Morini [message #764946 ] |
Mon, 05 June 2006 17:46 |
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antonye wrote:
> Cab wrote:
> > The Older Gentleman wrote:
> >
> > > Why did I buy the bastard creature?
> > >
> > > I've ridden it a total of 10 miles. In that time, it's misfired,
> > > slipped its clutch and disembowelled its exhaust system.
> > >
> > > I've just received another packet of spares from NLM, priced as if
> > > they were made of diamonds.
> > >
> > > It is never, ever, ever going to get me to Chimay.
> > >
> > > The DIY baffle kit doesn't fit.
> > >
> > > Fucking bastard bollocks pile of italian shite.
> >
> > I *had* to crosspost this to ukrm, as not everyone would see/believe it.
> >
> > TOG and Italian bikes don't mix shocker!
>
> Heh. Still, it's saved him the cost of those oil seals...
>
<Hollow voice>
No it hasn't.
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| Re: TOG Never learns - WAS :Fucking Fucking Fucking Morini [message #764954 ] |
Mon, 05 June 2006 17:58 |
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TOG [at] toil wrote:
> antonye wrote:
> >
> > Heh. Still, it's saved him the cost of those oil seals...
>
> <Hollow voice>
>
> No it hasn't.
Ah.
<whistles innocently, sidles off>
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Antony
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| Re: TOG Never learns - WAS :Fucking Fucking Fucking Morini [message #771971 ] |
Tue, 06 June 2006 09:55 |
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Cab came up with the following;:
> The Older Gentleman wrote:
>
>> Why did I buy the bastard creature?
>>
>> I've ridden it a total of 10 miles. In that time, it's misfired,
>> slipped its clutch and disembowelled its exhaust system.
>>
>> I've just received another packet of spares from NLM, priced as if
>> they were made of diamonds.
>>
>> It is never, ever, ever going to get me to Chimay.
>>
>> The DIY baffle kit doesn't fit.
>>
>> Fucking bastard bollocks pile of italian shite.
>
> I *had* to crosspost this to ukrm, as not everyone would see/believe it.
>
> TOG and Italian bikes don't mix shocker!
You have a wicked streak ... ;)
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Paul ...
(8(|) Homer Rules ..... Doh !!!
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| Re: TOG Never learns - WAS :Fucking Fucking Fucking Morini [message #772003 ] |
Tue, 06 June 2006 12:56 |
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Paul - xxx wrote:
> Cab came up with the following;:
> > The Older Gentleman wrote:
> >
> > > Why did I buy the bastard creature?
> > >
> > > I've ridden it a total of 10 miles. In that time, it's misfired,
> > > slipped its clutch and disembowelled its exhaust system.
> > >
> > > I've just received another packet of spares from NLM, priced as if
> > > they were made of diamonds.
> > >
> >> It is never, ever, ever going to get me to Chimay.
> > >
> > > The DIY baffle kit doesn't fit.
> > >
> > > Fucking bastard bollocks pile of italian shite.
> >
> > I had to crosspost this to ukrm, as not everyone would see/believe
> > it.
> >
> > TOG and Italian bikes don't mix shocker!
>
> You have a wicked streak ... ;)
<G> I aim to please. :-)
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Cab :^) - argue's like a girl
GSX 1400
UKRMMA#10 (KOTL), IbW#015, BoB#4, POTM#3, SKA#1
email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org
http://www.rosbif.org
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