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Install Time [message #456770] Wed, 28 September 2005 16:51
tazwin1  
Anyone have an idea on how long it should take to install a chrome
interface cover and a chrome oil vent line on a 2005 Road King Classic?
Re: Install Time [message #456771 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 17:18
Jeff Ballard  
tazwin1 [at] hotmail.com wrote:
> Anyone have an idea on how long it should take to install a chrome
> interface cover and a chrome oil vent line on a 2005 Road King Classic?

Properly, or just any ol way?
Re: Install Time [message #456772 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 17:22
tazwin1  
is there any other way but properly?
Re: Install Time [message #456773 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 17:51
Jeff Ballard  
Bob, the idiot that can't figure out how to post to usenet properly wrote:

> is there any other way but properly?

It's obviously the only way you know how, as seen above by your posting
method.
Re: Install Time [message #456774 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 17:54
tazwin1  
I was answering your post, "Properly, or just any ol way? ", what kind
of answer was that? I posted a simple question and was looking for a
simple answer. I have posted many times and gotten answers, what the
heck was wrong with this post?
Re: Install Time [message #456775 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 18:04
Roger M  
Bob wrote:

> I was answering your post, "Properly, or just any ol way? ", what kind
> of answer was that? I posted a simple question and was looking for a
> simple answer. I have posted many times and gotten answers, what the
> heck was wrong with this post?



I'll take a shot at it. How about it's fuckin' stupid? Will that do it
for ya?




Roger
Re: Install Time [message #456776 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 18:08
Jeff Ballard  
Bob the retard wrote:

> I was answering your post, "Properly, or just any ol way? ", what kind
> of answer was that? I posted a simple question and was looking for a
> simple answer.

No, it was a STUPID question, and you got the PERFECT answer.

> I have posted many times and gotten answers, what the
> heck was wrong with this post?

Who are you responding to, and what the fuck is wrong with your brain?
Re: Install Time [message #456777 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 18:18
tazwin1  
sorry if you thought it was fucking stupid or something is wrong with
my brain. I was looking to find out how long it should take to install
these items, thats it.
Re: Install Time [message #456778 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 18:32
Jeff Ballard  
Bob wrote:

> sorry if you thought it was fucking stupid or something is wrong with
> my brain.

Why the fuck should I feel sorry for you being a mental midget?

> I was looking to find out how long it should take to install
> these items, thats it.

OK OK, here's the honest truth.
Time yourself taking off the good parts that you want to replace with
chrome crap.
If that took 10 minutes, then add four years for YOU to replace it,
because you are truly the most stupid person your family ever knew of or
spawned.

Good luck and I am glad the streets are safe from riding around for many
years while your bike is rotting away from not being used... or your
next question.... "How do I retract the stand, and why do I have to do
it in a Jiffy?"
Re: Install Time [message #456779 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 18:38
tazwin1  
Mark, please feel safe as I DO NOT ride. The question was posted for a
friend who had this stuff replace on her bike and felt that she was
ripped off by the shop. She told me about it and I found this group and
posted it to see if indeed she got ripped. I thought the answer might
help her when dealing with the shop.
Re: Install Time [message #456780 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 19:03
Jeff Ballard  
Bob wrote:

> Mark, please feel safe as I DO NOT ride.

Now how did I know that already?

> The question was posted for a
> friend

Ahhh, The plot thickens!
Then I do indeed feel such great sorrow for your "imaginary friend".
(the ol' I'm posting for a "friend" routine, again.)

>who had this stuff replace on her bike and felt that she was
> ripped off by the shop. She told me about it and I found this group and
> posted it to see if indeed she got ripped. I thought the answer might
> help her when dealing with the shop.

You and "your friend" are idiots.
Go away, and please have your "friend" stop a moving runaway train
with you attached to the rails.
Re: Install Time [message #456781 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 19:06
tazwin1  
you know what Mark, sometimes it really is what it is. I rather be an
idiot than an asshole like yourself!
Re: Install Time [message #456782 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 19:44
Jeff Ballard  
Bob wrote:

> you know what Mark, sometimes it really is what it is. I rather be an
> idiot than an asshole like yourself!

Well, it's a known fact now that you are an idiot, so your wish came true!

I have been an Asshole™, #49 as a matter of fact, for years!
I am proud of that!

Why YOU are proud to be an idiot, well, that's your own trophy!
I'm glad you (I mean your "friend") got charged accordingly.
Re: Install Time [message #456783 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 19:35
flhtcui1995  
Bob wrote:

> you know what Mark, sometimes it really is what it is. I rather be an
> idiot than an asshole like yourself!

That's Asshole(tm).

8-)

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com/rwr (m/c related site)
http://userpages.chorus.net/witw (photography site)
"There's only *one* RE."
Re: Install Time [message #456784 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 20:09
Jeff Ballard  
Donna A. wrote:

> Bob wrote:
>
>> you know what Mark, sometimes it really is what it is. I rather be an
>> idiot than an asshole like yourself!
>
>
> That's Asshole(tm).
>
> 8-)
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9

BRAGGART!
I can't be a Bitch, Wench, or even the coveted SLOB, no matter how
hard I try!
And I eat and say strange things, well, strangly....in public!
Re: Install Time [message #456785 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 20:08
flhtcui1995  
Mark Brzezicki wrote:

> Donna A. wrote:
>
>> Bob wrote:
>>
>>> you know what Mark, sometimes it really is what it is. I rather be an
>>> idiot than an asshole like yourself!
>>
>>
>>
>> That's Asshole(tm).
>>
>> 8-)
>
> Donna A.
> Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
>
> BRAGGART!

Hey, do I get a # for that???

> I can't be a Bitch, Wench, or even the coveted SLOB, no matter how hard
> I try!

Akshewally, we did/do have a male Bitch who was BOTY, so anything's
possible!

> And I eat and say strange things, well, strangly....in public!

Pics?

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com/rwr (m/c related site)
http://userpages.chorus.net/witw (photography site)
"There's only *one* RE."
Re: Install Time [message #456786 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 20:27
randomerrorathotmail  
"Bob" <tazwin1 [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1127927202.544800.263980 [at] g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

> you know what Mark, sometimes it really is what it is. I rather be an
> idiot than an asshole like yourself!

Which 'Mark' in this group are you referring to?

Mark?
Mark Ballard?
Mark A?
mark?
Mark the Drummer? (capital D)

--
TK®
Re: Install Time [message #456787 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 20:39
Roger M  
Bob wrote:

> sorry if you thought it was fucking stupid or something is wrong with
> my brain. I was looking to find out how long it should take to install
> these items, thats it.



I've got all the stage two shit to put on my '05 Ultra including heads
and true duals. How long is it going to take me to do it? Yeah you got it,
stupid fuckin' question, right? You wanna know how long it's gonna take to
do something then I suggest you "GTO" get your tools out!




Roger
Re: Install Time [message #456789 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 21:31
Jeff Ballard  
Donna A. wrote:

> Mark Brzezicki wrote:
>
>> Donna A. wrote:
>>
>>> Bob wrote:
>>>
>>>> you know what Mark, sometimes it really is what it is. I rather be an
>>>> idiot than an asshole like yourself!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> That's Asshole(tm).
>>>
>>> 8-)

>> Donna A.
>> Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9

>> BRAGGART!

> Hey, do I get a # for that???

If only I were in charge!


>> I can't be a Bitch, Wench, or even the coveted SLOB, no matter how
>> hard I try!
>
>
> Akshewally, we did/do have a male Bitch who was BOTY, so anything's
> possible!
>
>> And I eat and say strange things, well, strangly....in public!
>
>
> Pics?

This is NOT a bianary newsgroup.
Shame on you for tempting me to do so!

Ooooooo! "temptress #1?"
Re: Install Time [message #456790 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 21:38
Jeff Ballard  
Roger M wrote:


> Bob wrote:

>>sorry if you thought it was fucking stupid or something is wrong with
>>my brain. I was looking to find out how long it should take to install
>>these items, thats it.

> I've got all the stage two shit to put on my '05 Ultra including heads
> and true duals. How long is it going to take me to do it? Yeah you got it,
> stupid fuckin' question, right? You wanna know how long it's gonna take to
> do something then I suggest you "GTO" get your tools out!

Bob and "his friend" didn't know _TOOLS_ were involved!
Re: Install Time [message #456791 ] Wed, 28 September 2005 22:16
flhtcui1995  
Mark Brzezicki wrote:

> Donna A. wrote:
>
>> Mark Brzezicki wrote:
>>
>>> Donna A. wrote:
>>>
>>>> Bob wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> you know what Mark, sometimes it really is what it is. I rather be an
>>>>> idiot than an asshole like yourself!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That's Asshole(tm).
>>>>
>>>> 8-)
>
>
>>> Donna A.
>>> Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
>
>
>>> BRAGGART!
>
>
>> Hey, do I get a # for that???
>
>
> If only I were in charge!

Woo hoo!

>>> I can't be a Bitch, Wench, or even the coveted SLOB, no matter how
>>> hard I try!
>>
>>
>>
>> Akshewally, we did/do have a male Bitch who was BOTY, so anything's
>> possible!
>>
>>> And I eat and say strange things, well, strangly....in public!
>>
>>
>>
>> Pics?
>
>
> This is NOT a bianary newsgroup.
> Shame on you for tempting me to do so!

Not *here*, ya silly! I figure they'd be on one of those websites where
you have to click here if you're over 18... ;-)

> Ooooooo! "temptress #1?"

I could get my .sig up to 20 or 30 lines at this rate!

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com/rwr (m/c related site)
http://userpages.chorus.net/witw (photography site)
"There's only *one* RE."
Re: Install Time [message #456792 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 00:00
Jeff Ballard  
Donna A. wrote:

> Mark Brzezicki wrote:

>> This is NOT a bianary newsgroup.
>> Shame on you for tempting me to do so!
>
>
> Not *here*, ya silly! I figure they'd be on one of those websites where
> you have to click here if you're over 18... ;-)

But, but, but... ( Now I sound like a motor boat!) I used to have one of
those!
But I thought it meant IQ! :)

No wonder nobody visited that often.

>> Ooooooo! "temptress #1?"

>
> I could get my .sig up to 20 or 30 lines at this rate!

That would be "naughty".

4 lines is the max.
Re: Install Time [message #456794 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 01:51
ah104  
Donna A. sed:
> I could get my .sig up to 20 or 30 lines at this rate!

<groooooaaaaan>
Re: Install Time [message #456796 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 02:03
Key  
"Bob" <tazwin1 [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1127925517.354130.296650 [at] z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> Mark, please feel safe as I DO NOT ride. The question was
> posted for a
> friend who had this stuff replace on her bike and felt
> that she was
> ripped off by the shop. She told me about it and I found
> this group and
> posted it to see if indeed she got ripped. I thought the
> answer might
> help her when dealing with the shop.
>

looks like you should have put it that way to begin with.

--
"Key"
Re: Install Time [message #456797 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 02:04
Key  
"Bob" <tazwin1 [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1127927202.544800.263980 [at] g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> you know what Mark, sometimes it really is what it is. I
> rather be an
> idiot than an asshole like yourself!
>

you will never know how close that hit home :-)
but I figure you will soon find out....

--
"Key"
Re: Install Time [message #456805 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 13:54
flhtcui1995  
AH#104 wrote:

> Donna A. sed:
>
>>I could get my .sig up to 20 or 30 lines at this rate!
>
>
> <groooooaaaaan>

I *knew* that would bring you out of the woodwork! There's a woman on
campus here who has a .sig that's, I'm not kidding, 22 lines. Every
e-mail I print from her gets forced to 2 pages because of it. I think of
you every time I'm throwing away that 2nd page. 8-)

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com/rwr (m/c related site)
http://userpages.chorus.net/witw (photography site)
"There's only *one* RE."
Re: Install Time [message #456806 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 18:26
Tinman  
Donna A. wrote:
> AH#104 wrote:
>
>> Donna A. sed:
>>
>>> I could get my .sig up to 20 or 30 lines at this rate!
>>
>>
>> <groooooaaaaan>
>
> I *knew* that would bring you out of the woodwork! There's a woman on
> campus here who has a .sig that's, I'm not kidding, 22 lines. Every
> e-mail I print from her gets forced to 2 pages because of it. I think
> of you every time I'm throwing away that 2nd page. 8-)

Uh, Donna, if the only thing on that second page is her sig, which I
assume to be the case since you said you throw it away, why the heck are
you even printing it? And no, a blond head-shake isn't gonna get you out
of this one. <sfsf>

But seriously, I bet it's filled with the typical phrases-to-live-by,
encouraging quotes from Dale Carnegie et al, and--assuming it's allowed
at your job--a few biblical passages thrown in for good measure. But
this is just pure speculation...


--
Mike | "Remember happiness doesn't depend upon
'04 FLHTCUI | who you are or what you have;
| it depends solely on what you think."
Re: Install Time [message #456807 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 18:44
duroc  
Mark Brzezicki wrote:
> Bob wrote:
>
> > you know what Mark, sometimes it really is what it is. I rather be an
> > idiot than an asshole like yourself!
>
> Well, it's a known fact now that you are an idiot, so your wish came true!
>
> I have been an Asshole=99, #49 as a matter of fact, for years!
> I am proud of that!

Hahaha! Panhead, is that you? Holey crap, man, you have more monikers
than I have socks - that's each, not pairs. ;-

__
Duroc
Re: Install Time [message #456809 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 19:01
flhtcui1995  
Tinman wrote:

> Donna A. wrote:
>
>>AH#104 wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Donna A. sed:
>>>
>>>
>>>>I could get my .sig up to 20 or 30 lines at this rate!
>>>
>>>
>>><groooooaaaaan>
>>
>>I *knew* that would bring you out of the woodwork! There's a woman on
>>campus here who has a .sig that's, I'm not kidding, 22 lines. Every
>>e-mail I print from her gets forced to 2 pages because of it. I think
>>of you every time I'm throwing away that 2nd page. 8-)
>
>
> Uh, Donna, if the only thing on that second page is her sig, which I
> assume to be the case since you said you throw it away, why the heck are
> you even printing it? And no, a blond head-shake isn't gonna get you out
> of this one. <sfsf>

That button is broken in my print window. It takes too much time to
select "print pages 1-1." I forget to select "print pages 1-1." I can't
tell if it's going to be 1 page or 2 pages when I look at it on screen.
Hmmm... I can't think of anything else, so I'm gonna have to go with
[blonde head shake] 8-)

> But seriously, I bet it's filled with the typical phrases-to-live-by,
> encouraging quotes from Dale Carnegie et al, and--assuming it's allowed
> at your job--a few biblical passages thrown in for good measure. But
> this is just pure speculation...

It's got some of that and about six phone numbers, some website URLs, a
bunch of lines describing how important she/her job is, etc. And
sometimes it comes up TWICE at the bottom of a message!

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com/rwr (m/c related site)
http://userpages.chorus.net/witw (photography site)
"There's only *one* RE."
Re: Install Time [message #456812 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 20:30
James Jamerson  
duroc wrote:
> Mark Brzezicki wrote:
>
>>Bob wrote:
>>
>>
>>>you know what Mark, sometimes it really is what it is. I rather be an
>>>idiot than an asshole like yourself!
>>
>>Well, it's a known fact now that you are an idiot, so your wish came true!
>>
>>I have been an Asshole™, #49 as a matter of fact, for years!
>>I am proud of that!
>
>
> Hahaha! Panhead, is that you? Holey crap, man, you have more monikers
> than I have socks - that's each, not pairs. ;-

Check the lint filter.
These new fangled machines eat better then I do! :)
Re: Install Time [message #456813 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 20:41
James Jamerson  
Donna A. wrote:

> It's got some of that and about six phone numbers, some website URLs, a
> bunch of lines describing how important she/her job is, etc. And
> sometimes it comes up TWICE at the bottom of a message!

Reply with nothing but a one line "Thank you for your thought."
Then add the entire works of the Encyclopedia Britanica as YOUR sig file!

Starting with:
Aanthony "AAA" Aardvark: Founder of drunken idiots that studied North
American critters, who got slammed-n-squished by a Uniroyal "Tiger Paw"
tire, who confused it with an Armidillo just because it ate bugs.
Re: Install Time [message #456817 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 21:32
flhtcui1995  
James Jamerson wrote:

> Donna A. wrote:
>
>> It's got some of that and about six phone numbers, some website URLs,
>> a bunch of lines describing how important she/her job is, etc. And
>> sometimes it comes up TWICE at the bottom of a message!
>
>
> Reply with nothing but a one line "Thank you for your thought."
> Then add the entire works of the Encyclopedia Britanica as YOUR sig file!
>
> Starting with:
> Aanthony "AAA" Aardvark: Founder of drunken idiots that studied North
> American critters, who got slammed-n-squished by a Uniroyal "Tiger Paw"
> tire, who confused it with an Armidillo just because it ate bugs.

I like that idea!

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com/rwr (m/c related site)
http://userpages.chorus.net/witw (photography site)
"There's only *one* RE."
Re: Install Time [message #456818 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 21:57
James Jamerson  
Donna A. wrote:


>> Reply with nothing but a one line "Thank you for your thought."
>> Then add the entire works of the Encyclopedia Britanica as YOUR sig file!
>>
>> Starting with:
>> Aanthony "AAA" Aardvark: Founder of drunken idiots that studied North
>> American critters, who got slammed-n-squished by a Uniroyal "Tiger
>> Paw" tire, who confused it with an Armidillo just because it ate bugs.

> I like that idea!

I have three more.
Re: Install Time [message #456820 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 23:22
ah104  
Donna A. sed:
> I *knew* that would bring you out of the woodwork!

If'n ya wants to work on my wood...
all ya gots to do is whistle...

you know how to whistle don'tcha?
put your lips together and blow...

--
Wolf#21
Re: Install Time [message #456822 ] Thu, 29 September 2005 23:36
James Jamerson  
AH#104 wrote:

> Donna A. sed:
>
>>I *knew* that would bring you out of the woodwork!
>
>
> If'n ya wants to work on my wood...
> all ya gots to do is whistle...
>
> you know how to whistle don'tcha?
> put your lips together and blow...

Oh good lord!
Len is attempting to say his dork is a wood wind!

That's why I play STRINGED INSTRUMENTS, and the occasional Hammond
Organ.. if ya know what I mean, and I think you do. :)
Re: Install Time [message #456824 ] Fri, 30 September 2005 01:39
ah104  
> Len is attempting to say his dork is a wood wind!

Skin flute, actually...
Re: Install Time [message #456828 ] Fri, 30 September 2005 05:43
Key  
"duroc" <duroc98 [at] aol.com> wrote in message
news:1128012246.430298.15690 [at] f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Mark Brzezicki wrote:
> Bob wrote:
>
> > you know what Mark, sometimes it really is what it is. I
> > rather be an
> > idiot than an asshole like yourself!
>
> Well, it's a known fact now that you are an idiot, so your
> wish came true!
>
> I have been an AssholeT, #49 as a matter of fact, for
> years!
> I am proud of that!

Hahaha! Panhead, is that you? Holey crap, man, you have
more monikers
than I have socks - that's each, not pairs. ;-

__
Duroc
=========================

he sure does:-)

--
"Key"
Re: Install Time [message #462363 ] Fri, 30 September 2005 15:24
flhtcui1995  
AH#104 wrote:

>>Len is attempting to say his dork is a wood wind!
>
>
> Skin flute, actually...

Shit. You beat me to it.

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com/rwr (m/c related site)
http://userpages.chorus.net/witw (photography site)
There's only *one* RE!
Re: Install Time [message #462364 ] Fri, 30 September 2005 16:32
Rod Morgonstein  
Donna A. wrote:
> AH#104 wrote:
>
>>> Len is attempting to say his dork is a wood wind!
>>
>>
>>
>> Skin flute, actually...
>
>
> Shit. You beat me to it.

I'm not touchin' dat.
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