| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788735 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 19:04 |
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"Pip" <gingerblokeNOSPAM [at] NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
news:iu51c2tcghlsjquou7b3gu1o86ou17c616 [at] 4ax.com...
> On 21 Jul 2006 08:52:54 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
>>Mr Alun Davies wrote:
>
>>> Send her email address to WC and wait.....
>>
>>Fuck off, I asked first.
>
> 'S OK - he'll only take a jiffy ...
sofa as we know he's gonna sock it to her
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788738 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 19:11 |
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AndrewR wrote:
> Ace wrote:
>> On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>> wrote:
>
>>> JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your
>>> hands.
>>
>> She's some sort of geek he met through an online gaming group, who
>> takes the character of a female 'Night elf Mage'[1]. Do you really
>> think 'cute' is likely?
>
> I'm with Ace on this one - she's either on the bouncy side of 20
> stone or she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
>
> Possibly both.
You are both wrong. There are some gorgeous female gamers. We used to
run Gaming X-Box Servers, I bumped into the lovely Carrie via that
venture.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788739 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 19:14 |
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BGN wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't
>>> wish to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>
>> Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>
> But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
> just in the hope of 'using' her.
Are you seeing your mistake here yet? that's a bit like saying I love
drinking Guiness so I'll never taste the Bishop's Finger.
Women are wonderful lovely things (mostly) (well, the good looking
ones)........ ....... .........
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Hog
'96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788741 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 19:16 |
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Lozzo wrote:
> BGN says...
>> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:22:34 +0100, Lozzo <lozzo [at] lozzo.org.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>>> All of which is academical if you take them up the browneye or
>>>>> just settle for a blow job. There's so much more to women than
>>>>> just fucking them in the vag y'know...
>>>>
>>>> Why take them up the starfish or get a BJ from them when one can do
>>>> the same with a man and not have all of the emotional baggage from
>>>> him afterwards?
>>>
>>> Women are far more fun to swing round the room by their nipples
>>> afterwards.
>>
>> In this weather, without air-con?!
>
> Don't talk to me about not having air-con!
<snigger>
Really!
I put the MR2 into the garage today to have it re-installed. Was removed
for track toy use.
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'96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788751 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 19:36 |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> saying
something like:
>She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.
How's the new-ish bike for reliability so far?
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788765 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 20:33 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 17:49:15 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
wrote:
>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:51:49 GMT, "Beav"
><beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>>>>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>>>
>>>>Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>>>
>>> But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
>>> just in the hope of 'using' her.
>>
>>She'd see it as a challenge to bed you. Take a big toy in case she has any
>>ideas.
>
>She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.
It'd fucking terrify me.
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ZX10R
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788774 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 21:36 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:36:58 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
<grimly4REMOVE [at] REMOVEgmail.com> wrote:
>We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
>drugs began to take hold. I remember BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> saying
>something like:
>
>>She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.
>
>How's the new-ish bike for reliability so far?
Flawless. Very, very good. It's nice having more power (ER-5 was
49-ish out of the box whereas the Bandit is 90 bhp out of the box,
iirc, but this has some nice things on it like an exhaust which now
lacks baffles - oh, the noise is lovely!) to play with.
I've just come back from a scream from Saltwood to Canterbury on
cun'ree lanes (dodging horses - via Stelling Minnis) and then back
from Canterbury to Saltwood on the B2068 flat out. It's a lovely
bike. I've decided that instead of taking it to my normal garage
(Cheriton Motorcycles gave me terrible service and I'm sure they're
partly to blame for the early demise of the ER-5) I'm going to take it
to the Suzuki main dealer, Alford Bros. which is about ten seconds
walk from my new place of work. Sure, it will be more expensive but
at least I'll have a bike that works after 18 months.
My current RS Bandit 600n Work to be Done list is as follows:
1) New registration plate
<http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/plate.jpg> - DONE
2) Possible higher bars
3) Different tyres
4) Replace clutch cable
4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
Orange.
All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
to fit it when I'm next in.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788776 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 21:38 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 19:33:31 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
>>>She'd see it as a challenge to bed you. Take a big toy in case she has any
>>>ideas.
>>
>>She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.
>
>It'd fucking terrify me.
I'd be gentle.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788797 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 22:26 |
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BGN wrote:
> > Oh, and you should get out more.
>
> I'm on holiday. What better time is there to stay indoors?
Well, considering your job, you could well be right. :-)
--
Cab :^) - argue's like a girl
GSX 1400
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788799 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 22:30 |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> saying
something like:
>All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
>already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
>to fit it when I'm next in.
What's up with the old cable, is it sticky? If so, don't bung ordinary
oil down it, it makes the liner swell up and it gets worse - try some
silicone oil or spray if it gets annoying.
If it's starting to get frayed at the end(s) you should replace it now
or at the very least carry the spare and necessary tools with you.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a
Every post contains Nutri-Ceramide-R and Pre-Biotics
for your reading pleasure.
Folding [at] Home Team UKRM http://www.tinyurl.com/jkxwv
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788800 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 22:33 |
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Lozzo wrote:
> BGN says...
>> On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>> wrote:
>>
>
>>> JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your
>>> hands.
>>
>> <http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg>
>>
>> But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.
>
> I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm.
That narrows it down a bit.
> Go for it.
"Nothing wrong with a bit of green goatee, biker boy."
--
platypus
and there's nothing I can do
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788809 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 22:59 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:16:25 +0100, "Hog" <hogSPAM [at] freenetCHIPS.co.uk>
wrote:
>Lozzo wrote:
>> Don't talk to me about not having air-con!
>
><snigger>
>Really!
>
>I put the MR2 into the garage today to have it re-installed. Was removed
>for track toy use.
Ah. Perhaps our office is for track days only.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788810 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 22:59 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 17:48:20 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
wrote:
>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:52:24 GMT, "Beav"
><beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>
>>Use the optional hole then?
>
>One might as well use a Mr. Person for something like that.
Rope! Get yer coat.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788812 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 23:03 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:34:40 +0100, Lozzo <lozzo [at] lozzo.org.uk> wrote:
>I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm.
Why?
--
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VN1500-j1 (Gertrude) Twice the fun at half the speed.
chris.desclayes at ffcc dot powernet dot co dot uk
But minus one "f"
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788836 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 00:22 |
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In article <4ed1c29n0rmou5l0ckekvjrkeep3vd18tt [at] 4ax.com>,
Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:06:05 -0700, muddy <muddyDOTcat [at] gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <4ibh2lF3274bU1 [at] individual.net>,
> > "AndrewR" <andrew [at] rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
> >
> >Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.
>
> derived from "bunny boiler", a reference to a deranged female, coined
> from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.
>
> hth.
Yes, TVM.
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788837 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 00:23 |
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In article <dbi1c21sv4fteahv2br1qccdhbggm300lb [at] 4ax.com>,
Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:09:35 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:06:05 -0700, muddy <muddyDOTcat [at] gmail.com>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>In article <4ibh2lF3274bU1 [at] individual.net>,
> >> "AndrewR" <andrew [at] rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> >>
> >>> she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
> >>
> >>Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.
> >
> >derived from "bunny boiler", a reference to a deranged female, coined
> >from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.
>
> Can I just point out that even _I_ knew that?
I never saw the film.
so, :P
--
Mike
DL1000 Black with extra black bits. UKRMMA#22
Skype: mikebothe
Testing the limits of gravity since 1947
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788844 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 00:50 |
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"ChrisDC" <news [at] 127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:67g2c2d22h8k5bla53r6opg7vjessogqm8 [at] 4ax.com...
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:34:40 +0100, Lozzo <lozzo [at] lozzo.org.uk> wrote:
>
>>I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm.
>
> Why?
"Because it was there."
--
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(dan [at] finex666.org.uk)
Perform an exorcism when replying.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788849 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 00:52 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:kr92c2p5cufjvm9d27iaaql1ro1eb9e8lb [at] 4ax.com...
<snip>
>
> 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
> Orange.
I have a Baglux "Alpha" tank bay that I was about to bung on Fleabay if
you're interested.
--
Dan White
(dan [at] finex666.org.uk)
Perform an exorcism when replying.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788890 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 08:33 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 23:52:00 +0100, "Dan White" <me [at] privacy.net>
wrote:
>> 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
>> Orange.
>
>I have a Baglux "Alpha" tank bay that I was about to bung on Fleabay if
>you're interested.
I'm looking for a tank cover, luvvie.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788891 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 08:34 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 21:30:13 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
<grimly4REMOVE [at] REMOVEgmail.com> wrote:
>>All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
>>already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
>>to fit it when I'm next in.
>
>What's up with the old cable, is it sticky? If so, don't bung ordinary
>oil down it, it makes the liner swell up and it gets worse - try some
>silicone oil or spray if it gets annoying.
It's currently got a 50cc Scooter's clutch cable in it.
>If it's starting to get frayed at the end(s) you should replace it now
>or at the very least carry the spare and necessary tools with you.
I don't know if it's getting frayed or not - I wouldn't even know
where to look.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788893 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 08:40 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:03:00 +0100, ChrisDC <news [at] 127.0.0.1> wrote:
>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:34:40 +0100, Lozzo <lozzo [at] lozzo.org.uk> wrote:
>
>
>>I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm.
>
>Why?
Why climb mountains?
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788900 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 09:00 |
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On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:40:36 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
wrote:
>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:03:00 +0100, ChrisDC <news [at] 127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:34:40 +0100, Lozzo <lozzo [at] lozzo.org.uk> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm.
>>
>>Why?
>
>Why climb mountains?
Because you know someone that can only do the same thing if he uses a
helicopter?
To be entirely honest I'm surprised he didn't use bottled oxygen as
well but it obviously wasn't on offer.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788910 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 09:33 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:skh3c25uhvrc76cbb0s9686hc3kltkfp8m [at] 4ax.com...
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 23:52:00 +0100, "Dan White" <me [at] privacy.net>
> wrote:
>
>>> 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
>>> Orange.
>>
>>I have a Baglux "Alpha" tank bay that I was about to bung on Fleabay if
>>you're interested.
>
> I'm looking for a tank cover, luvvie.
Yeah, I got that, but a lot of people that get a Baglux tank cover also end
up getting one of the bags too, as it's quite nice kit.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788913 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 09:58 |
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On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:33:02 +0100, "Dan White" <me [at] privacy.net>
wrote:
>>>> 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
>>>> Orange.
>>>
>>>I have a Baglux "Alpha" tank bay that I was about to bung on Fleabay if
>>>you're interested.
>>
>> I'm looking for a tank cover, luvvie.
>
>Yeah, I got that, but a lot of people that get a Baglux tank cover also end
>up getting one of the bags too, as it's quite nice kit.
It all depends what price you're asking and what colour you've got.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788917 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 10:21 |
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On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:00:25 +0100, Andy Bonwick
<nospam [at] bonwick.me.uk> wrote:
>On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:40:36 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:03:00 +0100, ChrisDC <news [at] 127.0.0.1> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:34:40 +0100, Lozzo <lozzo [at] lozzo.org.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm.
>>>
>>>Why?
>>
>>Why climb mountains?
>
>Because you know someone that can only do the same thing if he uses a
>helicopter?
>
>To be entirely honest I'm surprised he didn't use bottled oxygen as
>well but it obviously wasn't on offer.
<fx: holds nose>
--
Champ
ZX10R
GPz750turbo
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789008 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 16:27 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:c612c21pljtc5d93isv5d7c27e6fbj80kc [at] 4ax.com...
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:50:47 GMT, "Beav"
> <beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
>>news:dj31c2tegvc4blgc8reigob7r6a8cocgk3 [at] 4ax.com...
>>> On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
>>>>> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
>>>>> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
>>>>> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
>>>>> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
>>>>> of steaming fannies.
>>>>>
>>>>> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>>>> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>>>
>>>>JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your hands.
>>>
>>> <http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg>
>>
>>'Kin hell, it's "The internet is for porn" thing.
>
> Yes, the video for it was made in World of Warcraft.
>
>>> But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.
>>
>>I'd stay the fuck away.
>
> I can't be arsed to ride to Hastings for a shag.
You must be very young Nick. When I was your age, cunt'd draw me further
than dynamite'd blow me.
Nowadays, it's a cuppa tea.
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VN 750
Zed 1000
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789009 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 16:28 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:7a12c21qmv68okprb4qarhvlp5i7bvba9a [at] 4ax.com...
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:52:24 GMT, "Beav"
> <beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
>>news:st51c2tj7ro1pvnnejdnudkdcqakbj6v7s [at] 4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:25:28 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't
>>>>>>>wish
>>>>>>>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>>>>>
>>>>>But I've never fucked a female before.
>>>>
>>>>So? Just like a man really, with a few softer bits and an optional
>>>>extra hole.
>>>
>>> But with women there's an option of Kinder Surprise. As there's a
>>> long history of twins, triplets and other higher denominations of
>>> kinder being produced out of a session in my family it's not something
>>> that I really wish to explore.
>>
>>Use the optional hole then?
>
> One might as well use a Mr. Person for something like that.
I have the idea that a ladybum may be a little closer to a real shag though.
About half an inch in fact.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789012 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 16:30 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:rb12c211kt4s53fej3hrer0p4cg2go7415 [at] 4ax.com...
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:51:49 GMT, "Beav"
> <beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>>>>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>>>
>>>>Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>>>
>>> But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
>>> just in the hope of 'using' her.
>>
>>She'd see it as a challenge to bed you. Take a big toy in case she has any
>>ideas.
>
> She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.
She obviously has no idea of your track record of keeping them upright.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789014 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 16:34 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:kr92c2p5cufjvm9d27iaaql1ro1eb9e8lb [at] 4ax.com...
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:36:58 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
> <grimly4REMOVE [at] REMOVEgmail.com> wrote:
>
>>We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
>>drugs began to take hold. I remember BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> saying
>>something like:
>>
>>>She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.
>>
>>How's the new-ish bike for reliability so far?
>
> Flawless. Very, very good. It's nice having more power (ER-5 was
> 49-ish out of the box whereas the Bandit is 90 bhp out of the box,
> iirc, but this has some nice things on it like an exhaust which now
> lacks baffles - oh, the noise is lovely!) to play with.
>
> I've just come back from a scream from Saltwood to Canterbury on
> cun'ree lanes (dodging horses - via Stelling Minnis) and then back
> from Canterbury to Saltwood on the B2068 flat out. It's a lovely
> bike. I've decided that instead of taking it to my normal garage
> (Cheriton Motorcycles gave me terrible service and I'm sure they're
> partly to blame for the early demise of the ER-5) I'm going to take it
> to the Suzuki main dealer, Alford Bros. which is about ten seconds
> walk from my new place of work. Sure, it will be more expensive but
> at least I'll have a bike that works after 18 months.
>
> My current RS Bandit 600n Work to be Done list is as follows:
>
> 1) New registration plate
> <http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/plate.jpg> - DONE
That'll attract the ANPR camera's.
>
> 2) Possible higher bars
Ape hangers?
>
> 3) Different tyres
What're on there now?
>
> 4) Replace clutch cable
>
> 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
> Orange.
I just painted a Bandit in orange. It looks like it's been fucking Tango'd.
>
> All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
> already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
> to fit it when I'm next in.
It's a five minute job. In fact, it's a roadside five minute job.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789015 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 16:36 |
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"Champ" <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote in message
news:bgc1c2paa8ipbr8cif3bv3tvh8nasgi2ea [at] 4ax.com...
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
> wrote:
>
>>She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
>>
>>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>
> Is it too obvious just to tell her that you're gay?
Nick could send this groups name to her and just sit back.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789016 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 16:39 |
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"Cab" <my_email_address_is_in_my_sig [at] privacy.net> wrote in message
news:xn0eozpptcksjl002 [at] news.individual.net...
> BGN wrote:
>
>> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
>> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
>> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
>> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
>> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
>> of steaming fannies.
>>
>> I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
>> undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
>> ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
>> from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
>> long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
>> Stormwind and surrounding areas.
>>
>> She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
>>
>> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>
> FFS Nick, come clean.
I'd imagine that's not too easy where arseholes are concerned.
She'll probably appreciate it more.
Definitely.
>
> Oh, and you should get out more.
Too hot this week.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789019 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 16:40 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:sam1c2ta30clukhjb01rq8udvlkee4lumf [at] 4ax.com...
> On 21 Jul 2006 13:39:31 GMT, "Cab"
> <my_email_address_is_in_my_sig [at] privacy.net> wrote:
>
>>BGN wrote:
>>
>>> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
>>> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
>>> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
>>> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
>>> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
>>> of steaming fannies.
>>>
>>> I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
>>> undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
>>> ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
>>> from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
>>> long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
>>> Stormwind and surrounding areas.
>>>
>>> She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
>>>
>>> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>
>>FFS Nick, come clean. She'll probably appreciate it more.
>>
>>Oh, and you should get out more.
>
> I'm on holiday. What better time is there to stay indoors?
What's happening on the job front then Nick? Are you still on your way out,
or have you already moved out and into new employment?
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789039 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 18:10 |
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On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 14:40:34 GMT, "Beav"
<beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>>Oh, and you should get out more.
>>
>> I'm on holiday. What better time is there to stay indoors?
>
>What's happening on the job front then Nick? Are you still on your way out,
>or have you already moved out and into new employment?
There have been a series of unfortunate delays meaning the new system
will not be able to go live on 7th August. Our employment was
guaranteed until 1st February. While I've updated my profile on
various job sites and have been reading the articles as they come
through nothing has tickled me yet.
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-- LOTR#4 - SKOGA#8 - DS#7 - BOTAFOT#159 - BOTM#2 - FBOTY#06 - PM#11
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789043 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 18:35 |
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On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 14:34:15 GMT, "Beav"
<beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>> My current RS Bandit 600n Work to be Done list is as follows:
>>
>> 1) New registration plate
>> <http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/plate.jpg> - DONE
>
>That'll attract the ANPR camera's.
It's similar to the one I had on the ER-5, but the GB/EU wotsits are
expanded to cover the full height of the plate. Oh, and it's got a
honeycomb background.
>> 2) Possible higher bars
>
>Ape hangers?
No. Just some higher bars. The bars on this Bandit aren't OEM ones
and are quite low.
>> 3) Different tyres
>
>What're on there now?
BT45's but changing them isn't a priority. They'll be change to
Avon's when they hit the marker.
>> 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
>> Orange.
>
>I just painted a Bandit in orange. It looks like it's been fucking Tango'd.
It's not a really orange orange. I just thought it was red and had
faded but it really is orange.
>> All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
>> already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
>> to fit it when I'm next in.
>
>It's a five minute job. In fact, it's a roadside five minute job.
But how many BGN minutes would that be?
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789124 ] |
Sat, 22 July 2006 22:22 |
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"Dan White" <me [at] privacy.net> wrote in message
news:l7udnRhWQ4U8x1zZRVnyuA [at] pipex.net...
> "BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
> news:kr92c2p5cufjvm9d27iaaql1ro1eb9e8lb [at] 4ax.com...
> <snip>
>>
>> 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
>> Orange.
>
> I have a Baglux "Alpha" tank bay that I was about to bung on Fleabay if
> you're interested.
What colour and how much are you asking?
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789142 ] |
Sun, 23 July 2006 00:03 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:shj4c2danft06ek0i5jmc8hlo4maka2a39 [at] 4ax.com...
> On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 14:34:15 GMT, "Beav"
> <beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
>>> My current RS Bandit 600n Work to be Done list is as follows:
>>>
>>> 1) New registration plate
>>> <http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/plate.jpg> - DONE
>>
>>That'll attract the ANPR camera's.
>
> It's similar to the one I had on the ER-5, but the GB/EU wotsits are
> expanded to cover the full height of the plate. Oh, and it's got a
> honeycomb background.
All very pretty and far too easy to read.
>
>>> 2) Possible higher bars
>>
>>Ape hangers?
>
> No. Just some higher bars. The bars on this Bandit aren't OEM ones
> and are quite low.
Another Renthal equipped Bandit then?
>
>>> 3) Different tyres
>>
>>What're on there now?
>
> BT45's but changing them isn't a priority. They'll be change to
> Avon's when they hit the marker.
>
>>> 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
>>> Orange.
>>
>>I just painted a Bandit in orange. It looks like it's been fucking
>>Tango'd.
>
> It's not a really orange orange. I just thought it was red and had
> faded but it really is orange.
As it happens, I like orange on a bike.
>
>>> All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
>>> already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
>>> to fit it when I'm next in.
>>
>>It's a five minute job. In fact, it's a roadside five minute job.
>
> But how many BGN minutes would that be?
Good point. About 6 months if I'm conservative:)
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VN 750
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> -- Nick -=o=- ICQ: 9235201 -=o=- EMAIL & MSN: nickmooney [at] spamcop.net
> -- LOTR#4 - SKOGA#8 - DS#7 - BOTAFOT#159 - BOTM#2 - FBOTY#06 - PM#11
> -- Suzuki GSF 600n - I need your grace to remind me to find my own -
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789144 ] |
Sun, 23 July 2006 00:06 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:rcj4c2d5tbcvvsaf8k7iesirel9u3e6okq [at] 4ax.com...
> On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 14:40:34 GMT, "Beav"
> <beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
>>>>Oh, and you should get out more.
>>>
>>> I'm on holiday. What better time is there to stay indoors?
>>
>>What's happening on the job front then Nick? Are you still on your way
>>out,
>>or have you already moved out and into new employment?
>
> There have been a series of unfortunate delays meaning the new system
> will not be able to go live on 7th August.
Can yu not "ensure" these delays keep on happening, at least until you've
got something permanent elsewhere?
Our employment was
> guaranteed until 1st February. While I've updated my profile on
> various job sites and have been reading the articles as they come
> through nothing has tickled me yet.
I don't think "Providing enjoyment" is a major issuea for employers though.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789178 ] |
Sun, 23 July 2006 07:49 |
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On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 22:03:33 GMT, "Beav"
<beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>>Ape hangers?
>>
>> No. Just some higher bars. The bars on this Bandit aren't OEM ones
>> and are quite low.
>
>Another Renthal equipped Bandit then?
Looks that way! They don't appear to do the bars in Orange though.
Hmm.
>>>> 4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
>>>> Orange.
>>>
>>>I just painted a Bandit in orange. It looks like it's been fucking
>>>Tango'd.
>>
>> It's not a really orange orange. I just thought it was red and had
>> faded but it really is orange.
>
>As it happens, I like orange on a bike.
If you're coming to EoSM next month then you can have a look at it.
It's a different shade of Orange. It's not as orange as the Tiger, it
leans very much to the red side of orange.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789179 ] |
Sun, 23 July 2006 07:51 |
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On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 22:06:10 GMT, "Beav"
<beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>>>>Oh, and you should get out more.
>>>>
>>>> I'm on holiday. What better time is there to stay indoors?
>>>
>>>What's happening on the job front then Nick? Are you still on your way
>>>out,
>>>or have you already moved out and into new employment?
>>
>> There have been a series of unfortunate delays meaning the new system
>> will not be able to go live on 7th August.
>
>Can yu not "ensure" these delays keep on happening, at least until you've
>got something permanent elsewhere?
No - I don't need to. They're providing more than enough delays
themselves. These delays are mostly caused by setting the deadline to
have entire fully working booking system ready by far, far too early.
>Our employment was
>> guaranteed until 1st February. While I've updated my profile on
>> various job sites and have been reading the articles as they come
>> through nothing has tickled me yet.
>
>I don't think "Providing enjoyment" is a major issuea for employers though.
I suppose I could always go and work for Immigration. They offered me
a job a few years ago but I turned it down.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #789194 ] |
Sun, 23 July 2006 09:07 |
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BGN wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 22:03:33 GMT, "Beav"
> <beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
> > > > Ape hangers?
> > >
> >> No. Just some higher bars. The bars on this Bandit aren't OEM
> ones >> and are quite low.
> >
> > Another Renthal equipped Bandit then?
>
> Looks that way! They don't appear to do the bars in Orange though.
> Hmm.
They do the Fat Bar in orange, but you'd need to molish some new clamps
(28.6mm). If you don't fancy that, just get the standard silver variety
& visit your local anodiser.
> If you're coming to EoSM next month then you can have a look at it.
> It's a different shade of Orange. It's not as orange as the Tiger, it
> leans very much to the red side of orange.
You're talking about your knob now aren't you.
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