| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788627 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 13:06 |
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In article <4ibh2lF3274bU1 [at] individual.net>,
"AndrewR" <andrew [at] rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788629 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 13:09 |
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muddy wrote:
> > she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
>
> Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.
Reference to her being a bunny boiler as in Fatal Attraction.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788630 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 13:09 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:06:05 -0700, muddy <muddyDOTcat [at] gmail.com>
wrote:
>In article <4ibh2lF3274bU1 [at] individual.net>,
> "AndrewR" <andrew [at] rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
>
>Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.
derived from "bunny boiler", a reference to a deranged female, coined
from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.
hth.
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Champ
ZX10R
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788631 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 13:15 |
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In article <hm11c2t260ost6i3tggf011m0pop0qqlkh [at] 4ax.com>, BGN says...
> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
Ask her if she'd mind dressing up as a bloke so you could do her up the
arse.
That should sort it out.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788634 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 13:20 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:57:38 GMT, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> allegedly
wrote:
> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
> of steaming fannies.
Christ, even your virtual life is fucked up.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788635 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 13:24 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:09:35 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:06:05 -0700, muddy <muddyDOTcat [at] gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <4ibh2lF3274bU1 [at] individual.net>,
>> "AndrewR" <andrew [at] rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
>>
>>Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.
>
>derived from "bunny boiler", a reference to a deranged female, coined
>from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.
>
>hth.
Ginged by 33 seconds.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788636 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 13:26 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:53:19 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>wrote:
>
>>She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
>>
>>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>
>Is it too obvious just to tell her that you're gay?
I'm not gay - I'm just big boned.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788639 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 14:13 |
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BGN wrote:
> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
> of steaming fannies.
>
> I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
> undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
> ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
> from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
> long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
> Stormwind and surrounding areas.
>
> She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
>
> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
Just ignore her and don't get involved, you'll either break her or blow her
up somehow.
<cue endless examples, damaged rings, sticky clutch, seized back end etc
etc>
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788640 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 14:22 |
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788645 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 14:30 |
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Brownz [at] Work wrote:
> > What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
> > to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>
> Just ignore her and don't get involved, you'll either break her or blow her
> up somehow.
or his mother will reverse over her.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788647 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 14:32 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:09:35 +0100, Champ <news [at] champ.org.uk> wrote:
>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:06:05 -0700, muddy <muddyDOTcat [at] gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <4ibh2lF3274bU1 [at] individual.net>,
>> "AndrewR" <andrew [at] rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.
>>
>>Not a clue what it means, but it just sounds funny.
>
>derived from "bunny boiler", a reference to a deranged female, coined
>from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.
Can I just point out that even _I_ knew that?
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788649 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 14:39 |
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Ace wrote:
>>derived from "bunny boiler", a reference to a deranged female, coined
>
>>from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.
>
> Can I just point out that even _I_ knew that?
yebbut it was nearly 20 years ago and I thought you claimed to not keep
up with *contemporary* British[1] culture.
[1] or Merkin?
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SV650
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788650 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 14:41 |
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788652 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 14:44 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 13:39:38 +0100, Nicknoxx
<nick_remove_ [at] sauce_andhere_fx.com> wrote:
>Ace wrote:
>
>>>derived from "bunny boiler", a reference to a deranged female, coined
>>
>>>from the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction.
>>
>> Can I just point out that even _I_ knew that?
>
>yebbut it was nearly 20 years ago and I thought you claimed to not keep
>up with *contemporary* British[1] culture.
I've never made any such claim.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788655 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 14:50 |
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Ace wrote:
>>yebbut it was nearly 20 years ago and I thought you claimed to not keep
>>up with *contemporary* British[1] culture.
>
>
> I've never made any such claim.
<fx:Googles>
oh yeah, It was made on your behalf.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788658 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 15:06 |
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Brownz wrote:
> BGN wrote:
> >
> > She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
> >
> > What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
> > to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>
> Just ignore her and don't get involved, you'll either break her or blow her
> up somehow.
>
> <cue endless examples, damaged rings, sticky clutch, seized back end etc etc>
Mayonnaise in the oil.
Shit in the carbs.
P.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788659 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 15:06 |
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Nick sed:
>>Is it too obvious just to tell her that you're >>gay?
>I'm not gay - I'm just big boned.
The perfect pulling line. Now just remember she might be rich and looking
to bestow her largess on someone and you'll do fine.
If all else fails just remember you have some platonically realtionshipped
female friends, err don'cha?
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(at work)
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788666 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 15:22 |
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BGN wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
> > wrote:
> >
> > > What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't
> > > wish to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little
> > > ways.
> >
> > Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>
> But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
> just in the hope of 'using' her.
Find her, fuck her and forget her.
Sorted.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788669 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 15:22 |
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BGN wrote
> a female
> wishes to meet me IRL.
>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
Pass her on to me laddie. Steaming fannies are my stock in trade.
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i rate dates
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788671 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 15:34 |
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BGN wrote:
> I wouldn't want to lead her on just in the hope of 'using' her.
Christ. You _really_ are gay.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788673 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 15:37 |
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On 21 Jul 2006 12:22:22 GMT, "dwb" <parc_erom_tey [at] crossdata.co.uk>
wrote:
>> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
>> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
>> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
>> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
>> messages and wishes to meet me IRL.
>
>You're sitting inside playing on the computer when it's some of the
>nicest weather in ages?
>
>Didn't you complain earlier in the year that the UK was too cold and
>you wanted to go somewhere warm?
Yes. Somewhere that is warm for more than five days at a time.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788675 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 15:39 |
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BGN wrote:
> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
> of steaming fannies.
>
> I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
> undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
> ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
> from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
> long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
> Stormwind and surrounding areas.
>
> She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
>
> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
FFS Nick, come clean. She'll probably appreciate it more.
Oh, and you should get out more.
--
Cab :^) - argue's like a girl
GSX 1400
UKRMMA#10 (KOTL), IbW#015, BoB#4, POTM#3, SKA#1
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788676 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 15:40 |
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On 21 Jul 2006 06:34:53 -0700, toad_oftoadhall [at] yahoo.co.uk wrote:
>> I wouldn't want to lead her on just in the hope of 'using' her.
>
>Christ. You _really_ are gay.
Gosh, don't tell my mother. She's be *so* upset!
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788677 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 15:41 |
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On 21 Jul 2006 13:39:31 GMT, "Cab"
<my_email_address_is_in_my_sig [at] privacy.net> wrote:
>BGN wrote:
>
>> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
>> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
>> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
>> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
>> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
>> of steaming fannies.
>>
>> I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
>> undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
>> ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
>> from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
>> long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
>> Stormwind and surrounding areas.
>>
>> She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
>>
>> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>
>FFS Nick, come clean. She'll probably appreciate it more.
>
>Oh, and you should get out more.
I'm on holiday. What better time is there to stay indoors?
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788684 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 15:55 |
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BGN wrote:
> On 21 Jul 2006 06:34:53 -0700, toad_oftoadhall [at] yahoo.co.uk wrote:
>
> >> I wouldn't want to lead her on just in the hope of 'using' her.
> >
> >Christ. You _really_ are gay.
>
> Gosh, don't tell my mother. She's be *so* upset!
Does she do any online gaming?
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788693 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 16:35 |
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On 21 Jul 2006 06:55:13 -0700, toad_oftoadhall [at] yahoo.co.uk wrote:
>> >Christ. You _really_ are gay.
>>
>> Gosh, don't tell my mother. She's be *so* upset!
>
>Does she do any online gaming?
Unlikely.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788700 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 17:04 |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> saying
something like:
>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
She's probably wrinkled, ugly and fat, so won't take it amiss if you
tell her she's not your type.
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Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a
Every post contains Nutri-Ceramide-R and Pre-Biotics
for your reading pleasure.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788706 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 17:22 |
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BGN says...
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:27:45 +0100, "Loz H" <m3lsd [at] > wrote:
> >All of which is academical if you take them up the browneye or just settle
> >for a blow job. There's so much more to women than just fucking them in the
> >vag y'know...
>
> Why take them up the starfish or get a BJ from them when one can do
> the same with a man and not have all of the emotional baggage from him
> afterwards?
Women are far more fun to swing round the room by their nipples
afterwards.
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Lozzo
GSX-R1000 K1
GSF600SW
"Loz has a god, and this god of his has 16 valves" (tm) Pip, May '06
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788708 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 17:25 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:22:34 +0100, Lozzo <lozzo [at] lozzo.org.uk> wrote:
>> >All of which is academical if you take them up the browneye or just settle
>> >for a blow job. There's so much more to women than just fucking them in the
>> >vag y'know...
>>
>> Why take them up the starfish or get a BJ from them when one can do
>> the same with a man and not have all of the emotional baggage from him
>> afterwards?
>
>Women are far more fun to swing round the room by their nipples
>afterwards.
In this weather, without air-con?!
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788714 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 17:40 |
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BGN says...
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:22:34 +0100, Lozzo <lozzo [at] lozzo.org.uk> wrote:
>
> >> >All of which is academical if you take them up the browneye or just settle
> >> >for a blow job. There's so much more to women than just fucking them in the
> >> >vag y'know...
> >>
> >> Why take them up the starfish or get a BJ from them when one can do
> >> the same with a man and not have all of the emotional baggage from him
> >> afterwards?
> >
> >Women are far more fun to swing round the room by their nipples
> >afterwards.
>
> In this weather, without air-con?!
Don't talk to me about not having air-con!
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Lozzo
GSX-R1000 K1
GSF600SW
"Loz has a god, and this god of his has 16 valves" (tm) Pip, May '06
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788717 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 17:48 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:hm11c2t260ost6i3tggf011m0pop0qqlkh [at] 4ax.com...
> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
> of steaming fannies.
>
> I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
> undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
> ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
> from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
> long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
> Stormwind and surrounding areas.
>
> She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.
>
> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
Ask her if she TIUTA. If she does, you're both sorted.
--
Beav
VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788718 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 17:54 |
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788719 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 17:50 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:dj31c2tegvc4blgc8reigob7r6a8cocgk3 [at] 4ax.com...
> On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
>>> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
>>> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
>>> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
>>> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
>>> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
>>> of steaming fannies.
>>>
>>> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>
>>JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your hands.
>
> <http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg>
'Kin hell, it's "The internet is for porn" thing.
>
> But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.
I'd stay the fuck away.
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VN 750
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788720 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 17:51 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:il31c2p1shmccvcijpdgbli12is4d1b572 [at] 4ax.com...
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:19:12 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:57:38 +0100, BGN <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>
>>Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>
> But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
> just in the hope of 'using' her.
She'd see it as a challenge to bed you. Take a big toy in case she has any
ideas.
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Beav
VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788721 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 17:52 |
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"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:st51c2tj7ro1pvnnejdnudkdcqakbj6v7s [at] 4ax.com...
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:25:28 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
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>>>>>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>>>>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>>>
>>>>Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>>>
>>>But I've never fucked a female before.
>>
>>So? Just like a man really, with a few softer bits and an optional
>>extra hole.
>
> But with women there's an option of Kinder Surprise. As there's a
> long history of twins, triplets and other higher denominations of
> kinder being produced out of a session in my family it's not something
> that I really wish to explore.
Use the optional hole then?
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788728 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 18:46 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:50:47 GMT, "Beav"
<beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
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>"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
>news:dj31c2tegvc4blgc8reigob7r6a8cocgk3 [at] 4ax.com...
>> On 21 Jul 2006 08:06:45 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany [at] nowhere.invalid>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
>>>> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
>>>> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
>>>> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
>>>> messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
>>>> of steaming fannies.
>>>>
>>>> What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>>> to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>>
>>>JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your hands.
>>
>> <http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/hastings.jpg>
>
>'Kin hell, it's "The internet is for porn" thing.
Yes, the video for it was made in World of Warcraft.
>> But she looks a bit more female and has darker hair.
>
>I'd stay the fuck away.
I can't be arsed to ride to Hastings for a shag.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788729 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 18:48 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:52:24 GMT, "Beav"
<beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
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>"BGN" <nickmooney [at] spamcop.net> wrote in message
>news:st51c2tj7ro1pvnnejdnudkdcqakbj6v7s [at] 4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:25:28 +0200, Ace <seesig [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>>>>>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>>>>
>>>>>Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>>>>
>>>>But I've never fucked a female before.
>>>
>>>So? Just like a man really, with a few softer bits and an optional
>>>extra hole.
>>
>> But with women there's an option of Kinder Surprise. As there's a
>> long history of twins, triplets and other higher denominations of
>> kinder being produced out of a session in my family it's not something
>> that I really wish to explore.
>
>Use the optional hole then?
One might as well use a Mr. Person for something like that.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788730 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 18:49 |
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On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:51:49 GMT, "Beav"
<beavis.original [at] ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>>>What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
>>>>to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
>>>
>>>Just fuck her, I'm sure that'll work.
>>
>> But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
>> just in the hope of 'using' her.
>
>She'd see it as a challenge to bed you. Take a big toy in case she has any
>ideas.
She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788731 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 18:50 |
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dwb wrote:
> BGN wrote:
>
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>>On 21 Jul 2006 12:22:22 GMT, "dwb" <parc_erom_tey [at] crossdata.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>>Didn't you complain earlier in the year that the UK was too cold and
>>>you wanted to go somewhere warm?
>>
>>Yes. Somewhere that is warm for more than five days at a time.
>
>
> I think the weather has been pretty good since about mid June - that's
> a bit more than 5 days.
Remember the long cold winter that stopped about mid-June.
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| Re: Paging FOAK: Women [message #788733 ] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 18:52 |
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On 21 Jul 2006 15:54:34 GMT, "dwb" <parc_erom_tey [at] crossdata.co.uk>
wrote:
>BGN wrote:
>
>> On 21 Jul 2006 12:22:22 GMT, "dwb" <parc_erom_tey [at] crossdata.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >> I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been
>> crunching >> my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf
>> Hunter + Pet >> Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female
>> Night Elf Mage who >> lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and
>> keeps sending me >> messages and wishes to meet me IRL.
>> >
>> > You're sitting inside playing on the computer when it's some of the
>> > nicest weather in ages?
>> >
>> > Didn't you complain earlier in the year that the UK was too cold and
>> > you wanted to go somewhere warm?
>>
>> Yes. Somewhere that is warm for more than five days at a time.
>
>I think the weather has been pretty good since about mid June - that's
>a bit more than 5 days.
Since about the longest day? The longest day marking it's all going
to get all cold and horrible again?
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