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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778121 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 16:04 |
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Spunky the Tuna wrote:
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> Oooh! Here's an idea! If you'd like to have a kinder, gentler, more
> compassionate group, why don't you start one. You could host it on your
> servers, have it by invitation only and only invite people of whom you
> approve. People who have proven to you that they are worthy of being there.
> People who agree with you and live up to your standards.
Don't we already have a bunch of that in the regional
lists??? Not that anyone has to meet standards and stuff,
but as far as I see those lists are kinder/gentler than RMH.
People use those lists and leave the attitude and bullshit
at the door.......but then we don't have newbies popping
their heads in like they do here.
The Slug List (which DP hosts) is a good example, it's
invitation only (kinda).....but I've never seen DP have to
approve/disapprove of anyone. Ya ride with another slug,
post a slime report and yer in. Don't know what would happen
if ya started a boat load of horseshit on the list (probably
get invited to go away)....I haven't seen it happen in the
three years or so I've been there.
I have seen people go tooth and nail out here while being
completely civil to each other at the same time on one or
more of the lists.......time and place I guess.
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> I won't hold my breath waiting for an invitation, and I doubt I'll miss the
> stampeding hordes leaving r.m.h for your fiefdom.
>
Why would they leave RMH???
I'm not gonna claim to have been here when this place
started (only been "here" since about 2002 or so).....but
seems to me that the thing has gotten so big that regional
lists have filled a needed gap for the folks who live close
enough that they see each other on a regular basis. With RMH
as the "glue" that holds them all together so to speak.
I missed a bunch of this thread 'cause it smelled bad enough
to me early on that I just tossed old Beckyboo into my bozo
bin........maybe Tud was a bit over the top suggesting a
gang bang of her daughter (who am I to judge), I joked about
being pissed the thing was breaking up just as I got into
the line.......
I think we did answer one BIG question here:
Are the female newbies cut more slack than the male newbies??
Was looking like it for a while, everyone was making nice
(and begging for tit shots) with all the girls showing up
and it was suggested that a new guy showing up wouldn't get
near the slack........
Looks like when a girl comes in and things turn to
shit.....things REALLY turn to shit. Gotta say I don't think
I ever saw anyone apologize to Dave Stone for comments about
his mother, etc., so there IS a difference I guess.
--
Steve Irving (Irv) - BS#237/SLOB#12
http://www.nite.com/bike.html
Under a black flag we shall sail.......
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778125 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 16:06 |
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MaGGie wrote:
> "NanC" <mcnameen001 [at] eatpoi.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:2006071201490227590-mcnameen001 [at] eatpoirrcom...
>> On 2006-07-12 04:08:37 -0700, "Tony D" <hs2bud [at] rockstercox.net> said:
>>
>>> "Chuck Lanter" <clltwo [at] cableone.net> wrote in message
>>> news:0001HW.C0D9EA890005512EF0407530 [at] news.cableone.net...
>>>> Man, this is one fucked-up thread.
>>> Fuckin A.
>> I haven't read it yet. What's going on?
>
> It's a new show, "Asshole/Troll Whisperer", it a attempts to make everyone
> play nice whether they want to or not. Tell the truth, bullshit, outright
> deceive, make shit up, raise the noise signal, fuck over ppl and then sing a
> line of Cumbaya, fart in the general direction of rmh, start international
> incidents over not a fuckin' thing worth reading, save a troll, imagine, nay
> let your imagination fly with eagles about the dangers of EKIII to
> outsiders, take notes, alienate folks, beg forgivenss with a new story
> (truth optional), show off your Nancy Drew certificate, get yer freak on and
> be HEARD! Or not, fuck my old boots, this thread just slays me for insipid
> flotsum. Glad I could help Nancy.
>
> MaGGie
>
>
Damn......glad I only <ploinked> her and not the thread, or
I'da missed it.......
Ain't it about time for a glass of wine on the beach????
Nancy?????
--
Steve Irving (Irv) - BS#237/SLOB#12
http://www.nite.com/bike.html
Under a black flag we shall sail.......
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778128 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 16:15 |
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Dennis Peterson wrote:
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>
> I'm not riding 6000 miles to talk about politics and colorful
> personalities - I'm gonna drink beer and relax.
>
Stop by my place on the way home and I'll help ya out with
that....
As well as assisting in the search for a suitable retirement
villa.........
--
Steve Irving (Irv) - BS#237/SLOB#12
http://www.nite.com/bike.html
Under a black flag we shall sail.......
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778137 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 16:35 |
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SteveI (Irv) wrote:
> I think we did answer one BIG question here:
>
> Are the female newbies cut more slack than the male newbies??
>
> Was looking like it for a while, everyone was making nice
> (and begging for tit shots) with all the girls showing up
> and it was suggested that a new guy showing up wouldn't get
> near the slack........
I made that point somewhere in this mess. Don't get me wrong, I most
certainly behave differently around gals than guys. The wonder of usenet is
that Beckyboo is anonymous until she proves otherwise. Roach has had some
direct dealings with her and since I have a great deal of respect for him,
I'm seeing this thread a little differently but I think there is one crucial
point here. Why is the same thick skin not expected from women that walk in
the door than it is of men? Did Tud cross the line with his comment? I don't
think it was really out of line since he meant it as a joke in the same way
that Beckyboo's offer to bring out her VERY single daughter to meet Tinman.
She opened the door. Tud rode in. How about some perspective here?
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778138 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 16:36 |
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Dennis Peterson wrote:
> Les wrote:
>> Chuck Lanter wrote:
>>> Man, this is one fucked-up thread.
>>
>> Yeah, does nothing good for rmh IMO. The signal to noise ration went
>> to shit with this one.
>>
>> Les
>
> Ya - but we're at the kiss and make up stage. I always get weepy...
LOL
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778140 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 16:38 |
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MaGGie wrote:
> It's a new show, "Asshole/Troll Whisperer", it a attempts to make
> everyone play nice whether they want to or not. Tell the truth,
> bullshit, outright deceive, make shit up, raise the noise signal,
> fuck over ppl and then sing a line of Cumbaya, fart in the general
> direction of rmh, start international incidents over not a fuckin'
> thing worth reading, save a troll, imagine, nay let your imagination
> fly with eagles about the dangers of EKIII to outsiders, take notes,
> alienate folks, beg forgivenss with a new story (truth optional),
> show off your Nancy Drew certificate, get yer freak on and be HEARD!
HBO this fall?
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778141 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 16:38 |
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AH#104 wrote:
> Chuck sed:
>> Man, this is one fucked-up thread.
>
> Is not.
Simple but says it. I like your style.
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778147 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 16:47 |
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Schmoe wrote:
> MaGGie wrote:
>> It's a new show, "Asshole/Troll Whisperer", it a attempts to make
>> everyone play nice whether they want to or not. Tell the truth,
>> bullshit, outright deceive, make shit up, raise the noise signal,
>> fuck over ppl and then sing a line of Cumbaya, fart in the general
>> direction of rmh, start international incidents over not a fuckin'
>> thing worth reading, save a troll, imagine, nay let your imagination
>> fly with eagles about the dangers of EKIII to outsiders, take notes,
>> alienate folks, beg forgivenss with a new story (truth optional),
>> show off your Nancy Drew certificate, get yer freak on and be HEARD!
>
>
> HBO this fall?
>
>
The Slobpranos?
--
BS, yes I said "BS" 205
http://eddiekieger.com/
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778148 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 16:47 |
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dp sed:
>...and it is my inalienable right to say anything that pops into my head.
Can I quote you on that?
ASSHOLE#104 Len
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778157 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:03 |
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AH#104 wrote:
> dp sed:
>> ...and it is my inalienable right to say anything that pops into my head.
>
> Can I quote you on that?
>
> ASSHOLE#104 Len
>
>
You may :) That's not to suggest I think there will not be consequences
if I say something profoundly outrageous, revoltingly disgusting or
offensive, or patently stupid. And I don't think the freedom to speak
comes with a guarantee I'll be heard. You might as well grab it all.
dp
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778159 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:10 |
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Dennis Peterson wrote:
> Tinman wrote:
>> Dennis Peterson wrote:
>>> I think this must be what it is like to watch a gang rape or
>>> lynching
>>
>> Why do I get the feeling you chose that term intentionally?
>
> Nope.
It was a stretch, but I just *had* to know. <snerk>
>
>>
>> (Paranoia? Me? Of course not!)
>>
>>
>
> You been giving girls rides home again? :)
Uh, me... no... never! <g>
--
Mike
BS#247
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778161 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:18 |
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Dana Taramina wrote:
> On Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:52:34 -0700, "Tinman"
> <mlynch [at] REMOVEMEcitlink.net> wrote:
>
>> Wipe yer mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around yer lips.
>
> You're taking this awfully personally.
Not at all. (But you sure seem to be.)
I didn't even "write" the above post. While reading a stupid joke email
from a friend, I merely repeated what was in it. Seemed to fit the
situation, nothing more.
And, I might add, *I* ended it on a good note. (Well, assuming she knows
I wuz joking, am actually married, and couldn't possibly get involved
with her daughter.)
--
Mike
BS#247
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| Change to thevirtualbarandgrill (Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it...) [message #778164 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:22 |
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Dennis Peterson sed:
<snip>
Hey! What's up with the server...
ah104.com/2006SCUM
I'm not getting in.
ASSHOLE#104 Len
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| Re: Change to thevirtualbarandgrill (Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it. [message #778168 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:26 |
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AH#104 wrote:
> Dennis Peterson sed:
> <snip>
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> Hey! What's up with the server...
> ah104.com/2006SCUM
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> I'm not getting in.
Yup, FAQ's and my site down too. I'm sure he's aware...or is it a
vendetta!!!! <eg>
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| Re: Change to thevirtualbarandgrill (Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it. [message #778169 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:27 |
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AH#104 wrote:
> Dennis Peterson sed:
> <snip>
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> Hey! What's up with the server...
> ah104.com/2006SCUM
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> I'm not getting in.
We should be careful who we piss off, ah115.com isn't coming up either. ;-)
--
Tud
SENS BS#111 LFS#32 FLF MISFIT Vermort AH#115
http://ah115.com
Sisyphus rides a Triumph
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| Re: Change to thevirtualbarandgrill (Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it. [message #778173 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:29 |
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Schmoe wrote:
> AH#104 wrote:
>> Dennis Peterson sed:
>> <snip>
>>
>> Hey! What's up with the server...
>> ah104.com/2006SCUM
>>
>> I'm not getting in.
>
> Yup, FAQ's and my site down too. I'm sure he's aware...or is it a
> vendetta!!!! <eg>
In this case he's likely too busy to be in here have fun with us at the
moment. Hope it's nothing too serious for you dp, I'm on my 28th straight
hour here at work, people are telling me I smell funny (sort of a moot
point, they tell me that when I first get into work too).
--
Tud
SENS BS#111 LFS#32 FLF MISFIT Vermort AH#115
http://ah115.com
Sisyphus rides a Triumph
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| Re: Change to thevirtualbarandgrill (Re: Intro, Re-Intro, thisis my story and I'm sticking to it.. [message #778176 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:33 |
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AH#104 wrote:
> Dennis Peterson sed:
> <snip>
>
> Hey! What's up with the server...
> ah104.com/2006SCUM
>
> I'm not getting in.
>
> ASSHOLE#104 Len
>
>
It's dead - I called out the on-site op to kick it but haven't heard
back yet. Will let y'know when it's alive again.
dp
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| Re: Change to thevirtualbarandgrill (Re: Intro, Re-Intro, thisis my story and I'm sticking to it.. [message #778177 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:34 |
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Schmoe wrote:
> AH#104 wrote:
>> Dennis Peterson sed:
>> <snip>
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>> Hey! What's up with the server...
>> ah104.com/2006SCUM
>>
>> I'm not getting in.
>
> Yup, FAQ's and my site down too. I'm sure he's aware...or is it a
> vendetta!!!! <eg>
>
>
Nope - that's bidness, this is pleasure :)
dp
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| Re: Change to thevirtualbarandgrill (Re: Intro, Re-Intro, thisis my story and I'm sticking to it.. [message #778179 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:37 |
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Tud wrote:
> AH#104 wrote:
>> Dennis Peterson sed:
>> <snip>
>>
>> Hey! What's up with the server...
>> ah104.com/2006SCUM
>>
>> I'm not getting in.
>
> We should be careful who we piss off, ah115.com isn't coming up either. ;-)
>
Ackshally, there is a site on there that has been getting hacked and
hammered by some Asian folks and I've been adding them to the firewall
as fast as I can - mebbe they're pissed, now.
dp
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| Re: Change to thevirtualbarandgrill (Re: Intro, Re-Intro, thisismy story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778181 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:44 |
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Dennis Peterson wrote:
> AH#104 wrote:
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>> Dennis Peterson sed:
>> <snip>
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>> Hey! What's up with the server...
>> ah104.com/2006SCUM
>>
>> I'm not getting in.
>>
>> ASSHOLE#104 Len
>>
>>
>
> It's dead - I called out the on-site op to kick it but haven't heard
> back yet. Will let y'know when it's alive again.
Thanks, DP!
--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778182 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 18:02 |
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"Tinman" <mlynch [at] REMOVEMEcitlink.net> wrote
> And, I might add, *I* ended it on a good note. (Well, assuming she knows I
> wuz joking, am actually married, and couldn't possibly get involved with
> her daughter.)
Unless Woodford Reserve enters the picture ;)
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| Re: Change to thevirtualbarandgrill (Re: Intro, Re-Intro, thisismystory and I'm sticking to it...) [message #778183 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 18:02 |
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Donna A. wrote:
> Dennis Peterson wrote:
>
>> AH#104 wrote:
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>>> Dennis Peterson sed:
>>> <snip>
>>>
>>> Hey! What's up with the server...
>>> ah104.com/2006SCUM
>>>
>>> I'm not getting in.
>>>
>>> ASSHOLE#104 Len
>>>
>>>
>>
>> It's dead - I called out the on-site op to kick it but haven't heard
>> back yet. Will let y'know when it's alive again.
>
> Thanks, DP!
>
It's baaack!
dp
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778187 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 17:53 |
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"roach" <roach [at] nowhere.com> wrote
>>EKIII a few years ago when some crackhead in the next
campsite was beating on his girlfriend. We took care of that
real quick. <<
Mob intervention at it's finest! Next time we need torches.......
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| Re: Change to thevirtualbarandgrill (Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778189 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 18:11 |
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Dennis Peterson wrote:
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> Ackshally, there is a site on there that has been getting hacked and
> hammered by some Asian folks and I've been adding them to the firewall
> as fast as I can - mebbe they're pissed, now.
I'm not Asian, but have a terrible Irish mojo gene that I have no
control over whatsoever, especially when it comes to things being said
about my daughters, then I become a grizzly bear mom.
However, I did just buy a new bike from Taiwan, and so posted the link
here, so maybe that could be part of the problem, stranger things have
happened?
May I please just say thank you for the warm welcome to the group. I
feel right at home now. This is like Thanksgiving with all my family,
minus the coats on the bed.
I did explain once before how Becky's pic ended up on Debra Keith's
website too. But glad to explain that one again. Everytime I tried to
explain something, Milo hit me in the head with a phone book, and I
suffer from migraines and that wasn't helping.
I have no idea where to find an Amsoil t-shirt but I bet if someone put
it on the auction site, I'd be obligated to bid and fight to the death
to be the winnah...
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Shirley
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778190 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 18:19 |
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SteveI wrote:
> Chilly wrote:
>> "roach" <roach [at] nowhere.com> sed:
>>
>>> "Tud" <tud333 [at] hotmail.com> wrote
>>>
>>>> I'm not expecting anyone to answer that, but damned, did that ever
>>>> bite her in the ass.
>>> Can't argue with that.
>>
>> Nah, this'll all blow over by then and I'll bet a quarter even
>> Schmoe'll share a bottle with her.
>> Heh, if she has any nads, she'll show up wearing an Amsoil t shirt...
>>
>>
>
> With a BIG badge that says:
>
> "I am NOT Dave Stone"
>
Well she can't wear one that says "I stepped all over my dick, big-time
in rmh" <g>
Or, can she?
--
BS, yes I said "BS" 205
http://eddiekieger.com/
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778192 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 18:26 |
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NanC wrote:
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> I haven't read it yet. What's going on?
Aloha Nancy, when you figure it out, please let me know too. When last
I talked to you, you were having trouble accessing groups. Is it fixed
now?
Hope you are well.
--
Shirley aka Becky
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778193 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 18:31 |
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big al wrote:
> SteveI wrote:
>> Chilly wrote:
>>> "roach" <roach [at] nowhere.com> sed:
>>>
>>>> "Tud" <tud333 [at] hotmail.com> wrote
>>>>
>>>>> I'm not expecting anyone to answer that, but damned, did that ever
>>>>> bite her in the ass.
>>>> Can't argue with that.
>>>
>>> Nah, this'll all blow over by then and I'll bet a quarter even
>>> Schmoe'll share a bottle with her. Heh, if she has any nads, she'll
>>> show up wearing an Amsoil t shirt...
>>>
>>>
>>
>> With a BIG badge that says:
>>
>> "I am NOT Dave Stone"
>>
>
> Well she can't wear one that says "I stepped all over my dick, big-time
> in rmh" <g>
>
> Or, can she?
>
I bet if you made one and presented it person she'd wear it :)
dp
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778195 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 18:34 |
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Dennis Peterson wrote:
> big al wrote:
> > SteveI wrote:
> >> Chilly wrote:
> >>> "roach" <roach [at] nowhere.com> sed:
> >>>
> >>>> "Tud" <tud333 [at] hotmail.com> wrote
> >>>>
> >>>>> I'm not expecting anyone to answer that, but damned, did that ever
> >>>>> bite her in the ass.
> >>>> Can't argue with that.
> >>>
I'm piggy backing here...can't go back to find this.... begging to
differ. My ass is just fine.
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Shirley
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778198 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 18:40 |
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TL Mitchell wrote:
> "Tinman" wrote:
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>> And, I might add, *I* ended it on a good note. (Well, assuming she
>> knows I wuz joking, am actually married, and couldn't possibly get
>> involved with her daughter.)
>
> Unless Woodford Reserve enters the picture ;)
You have some kind of trigger or rule set to zero-in on these posts, TL?
If so, might I ask if there's an expiration date? <g>
OK, nothing has worked so far. Time for prayer...
"Father, I have sinned. Forgive me. But, if I may be so bold as to ask,
when will it all end?"
"The pain, the ridicule, the Bad Pony Boy remarks, the photos that may
or may not appear? In due time, my son, these too shall pass. They'll
feel like kidney stones, but they shall pass."
--
Mike
BS#247
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778199 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 18:42 |
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Beckyboo wrote:
> Dennis Peterson wrote:
>> big al wrote:
>>> SteveI wrote:
>>>> Chilly wrote:
>>>>> "roach" <roach [at] nowhere.com> sed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Tud" <tud333 [at] hotmail.com> wrote
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm not expecting anyone to answer that, but damned, did that ever
>>>>>>> bite her in the ass.
>>>>>> Can't argue with that.
>
> I'm piggy backing here...can't go back to find this.... begging to
> differ. My ass is just fine.
>
> --
> Shirley
>
I asked for tits a long time ago and got a cookie. 'fraid to ask for ass...
--
BS, yes I said "BS" 205
http://eddiekieger.com/
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778200 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 18:44 |
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Dennis Peterson wrote:
> big al wrote:
>> SteveI wrote:
>>> Chilly wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Nah, this'll all blow over by then and I'll bet a quarter even
>>>> Schmoe'll share a bottle with her. Heh, if she has any nads, she'll
>>>> show up wearing an Amsoil t shirt...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> With a BIG badge that says:
>>>
>>> "I am NOT Dave Stone"
>>>
>>
>> Well she can't wear one that says "I stepped all over my dick,
>> big-time in rmh" <g>
>>
>> Or, can she?
>>
>
> I bet if you made one and presented it person she'd wear it :)
>
> dp
I might be able to find the old worn out one that Lanter gave me a few
years ago. ;-)
--
BS, yes I said "BS" 205
http://eddiekieger.com/
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778201 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 18:47 |
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big al wrote:
> > > With a BIG badge that says:
> >
> > "I am NOT Dave Stone"
> >
>
> Well she can't wear one that says "I stepped all over my dick, big-time
> in rmh" <g>
>
> Or, can she?
Start making one Al, let's see your artsy crafts skills. And sure I can
wear a t-shirt saying I stepped all over my dick (I don't actually have
one, but I do have balls).
Lots bitched like hell about my intro being worthless reading whilst
reading it, and commenting. Most killfiled me already (or so claimed),
so didn't even see what I had to say...but in doing so, didn't see my
side, so gee, how could they even make some of those determinations to
begin with?
Also, complain about newbies having thin skin but have skin thinner
than 50 euro French stockings themselves. You are only allowed to have
thin skin when?
And if my intro is all the BS that some claim it to be...then have I
not earned a BS patch already? Just have to show up, right?
--
Shirley
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Wed, 12 July 2006 18:50 |
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Opening the door of her bombproof, Shirley tosses out a dented C-Ration
can which falls open to reveal:
> May I please just say thank you for the warm welcome to the group. I
> feel right at home now. This is like Thanksgiving with all my family,
> minus the coats on the bed.
Coats on the bed? Philistine. Coats get hung on the kitchen door. On
the bed is where one finds Auntie Hepsibah and Uncle Frim, happily
bonging away after sampling too much toddy.
The real fun starts when their spouses figure out what's going on.
Around here, the motto is "Whatever you want, so long as you don't do
it in the road and frighten the horses." Parties at the Fuckin' A Ranch
have involved firearms (waved but not discharged), love triangles and
other interesting geometric possibilities, the use of a human being as
a tool for installing a clutch, exotic birds, exotic dancers, exotic
liqueurs, equestrian entertainment, pass-the-hats to pay for beer and
speeding tickets, roast pigs, roast buffalo, Egg Gravy Toast, sourdough
pancakes, collective wrenching symposia, hurricane-force winds,
tent-sailing, hillbillies being chased onto freezers by Ducatis,
demonstrations of abrasive injury debridement techniques, rebuilding
the motorcycles ridden by those who suffered abrasive injuries needing
Dr. Nursie's not-so-tender treatment methods ("Hold still. This is
going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me."), peacocks
fighting with chrome trailers, origami lessons, beading lessons,
handicrafts sales and general inebriation (Major Inebriation, Leftenant
Inebriation and Sergeant Inebriation made appearances as well).
If that ain't a party, I may very possibly not know what one is.
Skiv :)=)} AH 41 BS 32 SENS IBA DoD IRF
'89 XL Bobster "StraKat": Shake. Rattle. Roll. Repeat.
"Why ride somewhere and get fucked up? Let's stay *here* and get fucked
up!" -- DaveyD
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Wed, 12 July 2006 19:01 |
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Purple Hays wrote:
> >
> If that ain't a party, I may very possibly not know what one is.
Not only do I MISS YOU, I think I LOVE YOU...
--
Shirley
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Wed, 12 July 2006 19:01 |
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Beckyboo wrote:
> big al wrote:
>>>> With a BIG badge that says:
>>> "I am NOT Dave Stone"
>>>
>> Well she can't wear one that says "I stepped all over my dick, big-time
>> in rmh" <g>
>>
>> Or, can she?
>
> Start making one Al, let's see your artsy crafts skills. And sure I can
> wear a t-shirt saying I stepped all over my dick (I don't actually have
> one, but I do have balls).
>
> Lots bitched like hell about my intro being worthless reading whilst
> reading it, and commenting. Most killfiled me already (or so claimed),
> so didn't even see what I had to say...but in doing so, didn't see my
> side, so gee, how could they even make some of those determinations to
> begin with?
>
> Also, complain about newbies having thin skin but have skin thinner
> than 50 euro French stockings themselves. You are only allowed to have
> thin skin when?
>
> And if my intro is all the BS that some claim it to be...then have I
> not earned a BS patch already? Just have to show up, right?
>
> --
> Shirley
>
Cool yer' jets, cuz - no get all huhu, eh? Stay too much pilikia,
already. :)
That's yer Hawaiian language exercise for the day. Wut's it mean, madam
sleuth?
dp
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Wed, 12 July 2006 19:09 |
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"Tinman" <mlynch [at] REMOVEMEcitlink.net> wrote
> You have some kind of trigger or rule set to zero-in on these posts, TL?
It's easy, I only read your posts. Nice job on the NIMBYs, BTW :)
> "Father, I have sinned. Forgive me. But, if I may be so bold as to ask,
> when will it all end?"
Now that you've opened yerself up I'm sure the multitudes will jump in when
warranted.
112
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Wed, 12 July 2006 19:11 |
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"Tinman" <mlynch [at] REMOVEMEcitlink.net> wrote in message
news:4hkmtcF18veU1 [at] individual.net...
> TL Mitchell wrote:
>> "Tinman" wrote:
>>
>>> And, I might add, *I* ended it on a good note. (Well, assuming she
>>> knows I wuz joking, am actually married, and couldn't possibly get
>>> involved with her daughter.)
>>
>> Unless Woodford Reserve enters the picture ;)
>
> You have some kind of trigger or rule set to zero-in on these posts, TL?
> If so, might I ask if there's an expiration date? <g>
>
> OK, nothing has worked so far. Time for prayer...
>
> "Father, I have sinned. Forgive me. But, if I may be so bold as to ask,
> when will it all end?"
>
> "The pain, the ridicule, the Bad Pony Boy remarks, the photos that may or
> may not appear? In due time, my son, these too shall pass. They'll feel
> like kidney stones, but they shall pass."
>
>
> --
> Mike
> BS#247
The road goes on forever, and the party never ends....:)
Jim from Milwaukee
>
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778209 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 19:14 |
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TL Mitchell wrote:
> "Tinman" <mlynch [at] REMOVEMEcitlink.net> wrote
>
>> You have some kind of trigger or rule set to zero-in on these posts, TL?
>
> It's easy, I only read your posts. Nice job on the NIMBYs, BTW :)
>
>> "Father, I have sinned. Forgive me. But, if I may be so bold as to ask,
>> when will it all end?"
>
> Now that you've opened yerself up I'm sure the multitudes will jump in when
> warranted.
>
> 112
>
>
I'd say Mikey's feelin' the flames of hell licking at his ass cheeks
right now. It ends when they're good'n roasted! ooh...
--
BS, yes I said "BS" 205
http://eddiekieger.com/
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| Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this is my story and I'm sticking to it... [message #778211 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 19:19 |
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TL Mitchell wrote:
> "Tinman" <mlynch [at] REMOVEMEcitlink.net> wrote
>
>> You have some kind of trigger or rule set to zero-in on these posts,
>> TL?
>
> It's easy, I only read your posts. Nice job on the NIMBYs, BTW :)
Thank you, sir. "Don't fuck with my cellphone service!" (Words to...
err, words "I" live by.)
--
Mike | "Anyone who tries to make a distinction between
'04 FLHTCUI | education and entertainment doesn't know the
BS#247 | first thing about either." - Marshall McLuhan
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| Re: Change to thevirtualbarandgrill (Re: Intro, Re-Intro, this ismy story and I'm sticking to it...) [message #778212 ] |
Wed, 12 July 2006 19:21 |
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Purple Hays wrote:
> Opening the door of her bombproof, Shirley tosses out a dented C-Ration
> can which falls open to reveal:
>
>
>>May I please just say thank you for the warm welcome to the group. I
>>feel right at home now. This is like Thanksgiving with all my family,
>>minus the coats on the bed.
>
>
> Coats on the bed? Philistine. Coats get hung on the kitchen door. On
> the bed is where one finds Auntie Hepsibah and Uncle Frim, happily
> bonging away after sampling too much toddy.
Especially shocking since Hepsibah and Frim are brother and sister!
> The real fun starts when their spouses figure out what's going on.
> Around here, the motto is "Whatever you want, so long as you don't do
> it in the road and frighten the horses." Parties at the Fuckin' A Ranch
> have involved firearms (waved but not discharged), love triangles and
> other interesting geometric possibilities, the use of a human being as
> a tool for installing a clutch, exotic birds, exotic dancers, exotic
> liqueurs, equestrian entertainment, pass-the-hats to pay for beer and
> speeding tickets, roast pigs, roast buffalo, Egg Gravy Toast, sourdough
> pancakes, collective wrenching symposia, hurricane-force winds,
> tent-sailing, hillbillies being chased onto freezers by Ducatis,
> demonstrations of abrasive injury debridement techniques, rebuilding
> the motorcycles ridden by those who suffered abrasive injuries needing
> Dr. Nursie's not-so-tender treatment methods ("Hold still. This is
> going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me."), peacocks
> fighting with chrome trailers, origami lessons, beading lessons,
> handicrafts sales and general inebriation (Major Inebriation, Leftenant
> Inebriation and Sergeant Inebriation made appearances as well).
>
> If that ain't a party, I may very possibly not know what one is.
Geeeez, Skiv. Ya got me all misty-eyed with that. Oh, and hungry, too. ;-)
You forgot to mention semi-normal (?) adults killing flies to feed a
baby peacock. ;-)
--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com
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